🐉BECOMING A DRAGON in Minecraft Movie!🔥

welcome to another day at daycare that is right y um what’s with the dragon Ryan what’s with the dragon uh that’s Tina that’s Tina yeah that’s not Tina that it just talked to you I’m one plus one fish that is definitely Tina mhm well can you make it stop it’s so loud Tina it’s so loud I don’t I’m sorry I don’t know what’s going on to be honest did you cause this no she was just like this when I came here Tina what did you do huh nothing okay look either way unicorn fix her find some way to fix her come on okay hold on look inside my magic backpack of things you better find some quick okay uh Tia drink I guess I’ll just put it in your mouth uh oh okay here you go okay um what are you wearing what do you mean what am I wearing oh z dragon on it looks like a dragon onesie I I need my tiger onesie the tiger more like Tina the dragon but no so what I just gave you gave you a human for for um can’t guarantee that that’s going to last forever what mhm well we have to fix this you better figure it out to uh unicorn you have to help himig help her figure it out why do I have cuz you’re the only one who’s going to know how exactly it’s your responsibility as a hero according to Hero manual 3 in section 16b you’re making that up yes I am [Music] oh fine yay can you give me any details about what happened okay so um I was walking to the daycare mhm um and it started raining but it wasn’t any color rain it was purple rain mhm so a puddle formed mhm sorry so a puddle formed and I decided to try some of it and then it turned into a dragon you you drank rain you drank Purple Rain uhhuh well there’s your problem you drank Purple Rain I want to know what happened I want to know if it was like purple water did you did you think it was like grape soda or something like that man I could sure go for this purple random puddle I found on the ground slurp slurp yeah are you okay Tina are you also Goldie your face looks dumb fix it oh oh my bad one sec what does it I think it looks great it always looks dumb I love it anyway look unicorn any suggestions on how we can fix this this um you’ve got to have something in that big brain of yours yes wait back to the Dumber face well she has ingested purple water uh yeah purple water oh have you tried going to the bathroom no well why don’t you go do that okay is that actually going to do anything I don’t know I sometimes the biggest problems require the simplest of solutions come on right I mean fair enough it’s not we can go in there well we I want to go in there tin I’m sure you oh okay oh Tina’s farting Tina oh God it’s a bomb in here unicorn Goldie Goldie you’re mountaining I’m sorry take that unicorn take it what is this oh yeah okay good so how do you feel um the same it was purple though H you still have the onesie on mhm so that’s something is that onesie or is that like your skin what’s going on there it’s a onesie okay I wasn’t sure um but I can’t take it off so does it have like buttons or zippers or anything it’s probably a skin uh so what are we going to do unicorn what are we going to do indeed that’s a good question maybe I could do like tiger things to uh to scare away the dragon oh yeah do tiger things so that maybe you could become a tiger again yeah I was going to say I don’t think you’re going to scare away the dragon seeing as dragon is like you know about a 100 times bigger than a tiger but you you don’t know what do you elephants are afraid of mice maybe dragons are afraid of tigers what do you think would win a million tigers or the sun the sun the sun I don’t know I feel like the Tigers could win the Tigers would definitely win they burn up they even got near it no they would they would attacked at night I got a cat wait Unicorn it’s never night if you’re near the sun is that the joke I I don’t know are you doing a tiger what you what you doing you’re just running away okay no sorry Goldie first off you need to chill well no it’s a toy a cat toy are you a cat or a tiger oh Tigers will play with cat toys okay want don’t you do something more tiger likee yeah like hunting prey here we go I got it yeah hunt the pre here we go here we go Tina yes there’s a wild sheep I’m you stock of the sheep okay mhm got to get behind around to the back side and then I’m going to they to go for FL to [Music] attack she did how do you feel do you feel any tiger like now or or no I honestly kind of feel like I want to blow fire on this and cook it oh do it that’d be cool it would be really cool [Music] uh oh oh ow okay yep she’s definitely not back to normal yet it’s so raw oh well anyway she’s definitely not back to normal Tina Tina how about this I get the ultimate solution okay okay when in doubt you just got to what you got to work it out oh right I knew that so what you do is you got to work out you know build up a sweat sweat it off sweat the dragon off okay cuz maybe if it gets sweaty then the dragon ones you won’t want to be on me anymore well I wasn’t going for that honestly I was more going for in terms of like I don’t think the dragon onesie really has a motion yeah I don’t think he’s going to work okay she’s going getting tired getting tired long do you have to do this for uh you stay there unicorn come here okay yeah that’s not going to work I think what we got to do is really just scare her scare her like you know the drag make her think her life is in danger rights kind of and then you scare them you scare like will scare the inner dragon away cuz it doesn’t want to lose its life so just play along with me oh oh what’s just play along with me okay here we go what that’s better where did I go oh um nowhere unicorn nowhere unicorn you might have went somewhere hey Tina hey let me out let me I’m going to break the glass no why would you do that now you better better hurry up hurry up what better hurry up and change back to normal well I can’t control it she’s back to normal uh uh she’s dead hey you back to normal oh no she’s not nope not back to normal that didn’t work look it was a valid attempt don’t make me angry in this forign you want do you have any ideas unicorn do you have any ideas Goldie maybe one your thing you know what no actually you know what I don’t want to hear your idea your told me to rub an egg on my body roll an egg on your body that’s what I was waiting for um oh o oh what I think oh what is going on over there I set a horse on fire in the daycare great I’m glad you did that I guess I saw it I was tempting oh how’s it well it’s kicking okay okay uh I will be right back okay well he goes and gets whatever he’s going to get I’m going to brainstorm my next genius idea now we being a tiger is not going to help being a obviously being in a life and death situation not going to help so what do we do Tina how do we solve this big dilemma let me tell you um okay dragons like fire so if we just put you in water it will not fix you well it will turn her into a mermaid apparently oh are you sure that potion’s correct uh I mean there’re still in it speaking of you should be turning back any second now so we might want to we got Hur we got hurry okay okay unicorn what’s your idea uh okay drink this wait hold on let me examine it let me give it a oh okay I want to examine this let me give it a smell it smells like grape what is it it’s grape soda how’s that going to help me that’s just a tasty beverage that honestly isn’t that tasty it’s pretty low on the soda Lista you uh you drank a bunch of purple stuff right uhhuh um so the only logical conclusion is to burp it back out right that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard but let’s do it I’ve heard stupider only idea I have I’ve heard Dumber like rub an egg on your body but oh that’s better uh that’s better that’s kind of funny though TI you’re back to normal what I am yeah you burped and you went back to normal yay that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen in my life man yeah oh sticky keys there we go that’s disgusting I’m leaving no it’s not you burp and then you just turned back to normal oh I’m sorry excuse me she burped out the fledgling the fledgling yeah that’s what a baby um dragon’s called a fledgling I forgot about that oh do you know what you what a baby Goblin’s called um dumb idiot no it’s called the baby goblin oh wa be with you Ryan wait you think I’m leaving a baby gor yeah I am leaving I just want to see what You’ say to that okay let’s go home Tina y here we go in three wait why am I saying three why am i counting down I was about to ask and that was another day day care [Music] welcome back to the academy everybody that’s right uh we are back in the academy um and I just I had to turn my voice box a little down there cuz uh we were hitting the red zone so let’s go ahead let’s go up here let’s take a turn in cuz uh you know I actually don’t know what we’re doing today normally I have a plan but I don’t even have a plan today you’ll never catch me come here come here what are you guys doing everybody stop what well this has been an eventful morning I just got here was trying to figure out what was going on and now you’re screaming at me we were just playing tag but opposite Animal Crossing what this is a Mendo wait what a Mendo oh Mendo yeah oh my Nintendo switch I love itam Crossing I’m going to be playing this all day okay well uh then if that’s what you’re going to be doing all day uh I’m going home what well you can’t go home why not if you’re not going to be working why do I have to what well I don’t um hear that oh my God dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon oh jeez oh no okay okay wa oh okay everybody calm down calm down calm down there is a dragon at the door uh uh unicorn okay okay you know what I wait nograd is that you who’s nograd also did the dragon just speak I’m pretty sure the dragon just said open the door no do me a favor and can you go in human form please be much appreciated does nograd have a human form wait what are you speaking with a dragon yes this is nograd come here come here I’ll explain everything he turned into a a regular old looking you know who you kind of remind me of you kind of remind me of blue zos anyway let’s continue um yeah this is nograd he’s a dragon I know him from previous events okay um unicorn there’s a few things that uh we need to go over okay so if you’d like to come over here I’m going to make them very clear for you okay okay so just come over here real fast uh number one yes hold on okay oh y just give me one sec here mhm mhm okay okay can you please do me a favor and answer the question on why there’s a dragon in my Academy um okay Ryan please don’t shout uh but that’s actually a very good question no grad why are you here come to ask a fa oh oh today of all days snow grad when Animal Crossing came out what are you even talking about look I owe no grat a favor okay because owe a favor well yeah he did me a solid now I owe him a solid but I didn’t think he was going thank you no grad okay so you owe each other solids yeah well I I owe him a solid he doesn’t owe me a solid anymore oh okay okay so only you you owe him okay well then that doesn’t affect me I’m going home what guys come on it might be something cool you want to help what’s in it for me person personally I was going to go play uh animal cross r r r r r run R run unicorn man mhm if we help you with this Mission will you let us off school the rest of the day so we can play Animal Crossing only if it’s to play Animal Crossing yes oh I just almost fell out of my chair we’re good nice H we’re fine so no grad what is this solid you wish for me to um also what a dumb name no grad got it’s kind of silly no it’s kind of no you’re right but don’t tell him though what did he not graduate from high school get it cuz no anyway uh so you know about my dragon Powers yes yes I’m very well aware of your dragon Powers no gr only last a thousand years oh wait don’t tell years oh oh you’re D he’s losing his Dragon power unicorn so you got to go save him I think I already know where this is going oh where’s it going no grad am I going to have to am I going to have to go and get you a dragon soul wait yo are we going to have to fight a dragon uh much dragon soul yeah yeah yeah we’re going to have to go uh yes okay I’m totally in I’ve always wanted to fight a dragon I was born for this moment Brian’s in I’m in uh okay can we get another gold you want to come in yeah I want to go okay perfect are we going to gear up first uh oh I actually have gear oh yes perfect I was say okay no grad I’m on it you just stay right here I was to say as much fun as much fun as it sounded unicorn punching a dragon to death does not sound very effective no no so I feel like that’s probably not the route to we’re going to have to go to the realm of dragons which means we have to be properly equipped for Dragons even if I have wish magic that does not mean that excuse me Ryan oh there you go it does not mean that uh I am also equipped to fight dragons so ah oh oh what check it out these are coincidentally placed wow yeah do you like them my coincidentally placed uh class chest I call dibs on Ranger I call dibs on fighter o oh oh I’ll um be cleric oh okay just makes sense for me I’m good with bows you know what wizard makes sense for me actually now I’m thinking about it apparently I also have a pet wolf what is Goldie going to be wait which one are you guys so we have C you’re the cleric there’s only one left okay that a you’re the oh wait we’re giving her okay whatever we’ll do it okay unicorn I don’t think we’ll stay alive very long anyway unicorn uh where are we going um okay well if you follow me through the portal I’ll take us to the land of dragons oh we have to go through the portal oh okay yeah yeah here we go well you lead the way I’m not going to lead the way in three two one go all right everybody wa on your guard uh there are bound to be creepies and crawlies about the place I’m looking for a dragon well I don’t think a dragon’s going to show up just yet oh I see lava Ryan look there’s something up there there’s a dragon up ahead okay be careful this place is infested with a bit of Undead I can kind of sense it oh skeleton up above got it what okay let me see my spells behind you oh you guys got it ah I’m going into the Big Field of lava okay dragon fight me where are you Ryan you’re the ranger you shouldn’t be running out into the open first I can take it on solo okay so this seems to be just full of Undead what’s over here what’s this thing o looks like some sort of Castle Fort yeah but we can’t get in there’s fences in the way do we have to find a way to oh we got to lower the fences huh let’s find a key aha yes let us lower the defenses uh how do we doow some way that’s a good idea that’s a good question I mean yeah there’s more over here oh there’s l over here ooh will that lower both no it didn’t lower these it lowered the ones over there I’m guessing and then we got to go in there yep and if we go in there I’m guessing we’ll find another lover to lower the main one be careful there might be also things in there that are scary okay well I think Tina already went in huh oh behind you behind you I just shot some things that I saw okay ah okay I got it there’s some Parkour going on they can’t get me ah oh you good uh pretty hurt drink it a potion of healing okay uh Goldie your cleric right Goldie your cleric you shoulding there’s some healing things right here too Ryan oh a gold Apple I will eat that mhm there we go okay I’m going to keep things clear down here okay I I got the other lever uh I’m going down to the slime block below oh oh be careful I’m out oh jeez there’s a lot okay run defend the wizard defend the wizard I don’t have a lot of Health okay I’m taking him out I’m here got him let’s go we got the gates open over here let’s go M perfect we’ve succeeded in our mission kind of kind of we’ oh watch out not done yet okay you got him okay there’s moread I’m a fighter okay I’m not seeing dragons yeah I get you oh we got come on do it you won’t oh ah die got him oh boy okay okay everybody can we group up Goldie can I get some healing yeah Goldie let’s oh watch out thank you oh ah come on oh jeez okay there’s a lot there’s a lot of skeletons about the place behind you behind you move on from the spot yeah let’s keep moving okay I’m watching very scary okay let’s go I Dr one of them dropped a sword unicorn do you want a sword uh yeah I got one oh you got one okay cool let’s keep going then picked one up also Ryan did you not have any armor oh I where did my armor go did you put it on uh I did but it’s disappeared now uh that exp oh oh jeez oh no okay okay take this nice and slow yo there’s too many of them I’m back Ryan are you okay over there I got it I got it too you got it okay we got him let’s just keep moving oh is that a healing Circle I think it’s a healing Circle it’s a healing Circle okay I’m stand okay let’s keep moving that healed fast wow oh there’s a chest up here maybe there’s some more healing items in it uh no there’s TNT there’s another’s he’s trying to go healing come on it’s okay I don’t think Undead can actually heal no I don’t think normal means oh is there another skeleton Goliath oh man they’re spaw all over the place yeah where’s Tina where are you I’m right here oh okay uh wait oh what’s that it’s an ambush oh my God that was a lot I’m skeleton I’m bringing it out bringing what out come on Ice Golem your ice Golem’s attacking Goldie oh oops it wants Goldie dead Goldie probably hit it by accident okay so unicorn your ice giant has taken out Goldie um oops okay let’s get through this quick wait do we have to blow this up is that oh that’s what the TNT is for Goldie seems moderately okay watch out back up unconcerned with this actually she does she hasn’t said much here we go let’s go she was muted of course yes I what a shocker what does this say read r r Ry R Ry there’s a checkpoint over here yeah oh yeah I already hit the button we’re good oh okay just make it sure yeah yeah we’re good uh read first beware Adventurer for this lever will summon the ancient soul of a dragon long ago if you are prepared to fight them with all of your might then flick on the summoning lever otherwise turn back now adventuring guilt C huh okay well I mean that sounds fun to me let’s flick the lever yeah we’re kind of here for Dragons so flick the lever oh it’s one of these moments I need to go look at a wall don’t I yeah it might be yeah I’ll go take a peek at this wall okay what a nice wall uh you think this lever will work all the sudden it might oh oh it worked oh it worked oh jez okay there’s there are ghost dragons be careful I’m drinking my potions how many dragons do we need where’ they go uh they flew away they ran away oh wait oh back come back you Dragon it’s coming back all right I’m going to shoot some snow at it keep How does it go through walls cuz it’s a ghost oh that makes a lot of sense okay come on back come get me ghosty oh we did it yeah I got some of their souls I think that was did you get the soul stuff I got two dragon souls in my inventory now we need to go back these like blue things oh I can’t even read them here I I can’t read it I don’t understand stupid magic so uh you can probably read those perfect are those dragon souls these are dragon souls okay perfect um okay now we we just need to go back to the portal and we’ll be done with the mission okay let’s head on back guys yay we will probably have to find our way back though no I’m super speedy this time I’ll uh actually yeah I got some swiftness yeah I was say I got swiftness in leap potion so I’m just going to jump my way back Bo well not all of us do I’m super Speedy ha’s a Slowpoke I’m not I just have heavy armor a sow pooke oh it’s true she does have heavy armor she is it it is true she is ow ow what was that GL nothing okay I’m waiting over here I’m coming we’re coming my ice magic will do wonders on these bones sweet we’re good we’re at the portal yay let’s get out of here Dron slaying is a lot easier than uh that I thought it was going to be yeah it’s almost like I said we harder it’s the my my the bow was doing a lot of damage to me ow sorry thanks for the help Goldie no problem okay anyway everyone into the portal in three 2 1 go well we defeated the dragon let’s go give those souls to uh noad the guy who’s never graduated high school uh we’re back everybody H I don’t think that’s the purpose behind his name Ryan what oh it most certainly is okay you know I’ll ask him before I hand him over yeah yeah ask him what the name is aha so you collect fossils talk with villagers and live a very peaceful life this is most certainly not my type I don’t think I wish to play The Crossings of animals anymore uh welcome back we’ve been playing Animal Crossing this whole time ah nograd I’m back um nograd before I hand over these Souls I have a question for you uh did you graduate from high school since your name’s nograd I don’t think he went to high school if he’s a dragon right you see I thought I thought you did so wa then what’s with the name nograd what didn’t you graduate from no I no oh no I just got no look at it yeah no backwards drag Darkon oh that’s pretty cool oh yeah it’s it’s close it’s dargon it’s close to Dragon though H and anyway here’s your Souls can’t believe I didn’t realize that I feel like an idiot I’m leaving oh also uh I want to go with you yeah we can we’re going to go play Animal Crossing a Deal’s deal later what okay I want to hang my wizard up either you get a two person one or you don’t have it but I don’t there is only like so many two person where I think he’s flying away anyway let’s go and that was another day at the Academy welcome to another day at DK oh yeah she going to be a a what’s a oh Ryan yeah do me a favor to take these arrows sharpen them up to real standards mate sharpen my arrows sharpen the arrows mate oh yeah Ry mate what right I’m I’m trying to trying to when I click things with the arrows they disappear try this try this try this right click the ground with an arrow my god what have we just disco oh oh what have we just discovered what’s up with this arrow thing okay well goodbye hi everybody hello what’s everyone doing today Goldie why are you flying in the Wind window right we really need to get prepared yeah you’re not now for what we need to get prepared lad for what for the dragon what dragon the dragon and why do you keep switching from Irish to Australian and back and forth oh M oh mate we got to get ready for the dragon mate What dra outside what dragon outside outside mate I don’t see a dragon oh there’s a dragon unicorn I hate to break you dragons don’t exist ah that’s what you’re wrong lad you need to ask the one dressed as a tiger now you’re going okay what what what wait Tina that’s right the Tamer of dragons I don’t think she can we the power so you want me to go talk to Tina about a dragon that doesn’t exist that’s right mate okay and then you believe okay okay and then you believe mate okay I’ll go talk to Tina I saw in backyard oh my okay I get it I get it hi Tina come on hi Ryan oh whoopsie uh what are you doing I’m luring my pet dragon out of the cave come on you got it buddy you got what dragon why is everyone oh my God Tina what is that thing it’s my pet dragon I just told you Tina I thought dragons didn’t exist how the heck did you get a dragon well I went to the mall cuz me and Tony were going to go take pictures with Sanda which they’re really cute by the way and this guy was at the pet store and everyone was like oh no it’s a dragon they were all scared but I understood that he had a gentle gentle soul so I took him home with me um Tina back away please I don’t want eating your clck yeah cluck cluck cluck clck oo Caribou clck cluck clu yeah clck cluck cluck yeah clck cluck clck yeah O carou Okay well no I’m not getting away from my pet dragon because he’s the best no you can’t bring a dragon to the daycare I’m here to take care of the Beast I will what take unicorn man back you steps closer to my dragon you’re d stand side last this is a problem for them my dragon my responsibility it’s going to burn down us all you fool no it’s not all right guys I got this you fool oh my God you kill us all well there goes Goldie um you know uh Tina will you pretty please pleas keep the dragon somewhere else like your house unicorn come with me oh come here Dragon this way goalie quick upstairs coming upstairs guys this is unacceptable come to my room we need to make a game plan I this is no time for games L I’m not no it’s a game plan we’re not playing a game also yeah why are you talking like that because I’m hunting a dragon all right it reminds me of the but steel is hi heavier than feathers but dragons are heavier than Spears any of dragon a kilogram of dragons Okay uh so unicorn what what’s the plan you’re the dragon hunting expert what’s the plan here how do we get rid of this thing what I was just going to poke it with a spear until it goes away I don’t think that’s going to work I got a few arrows that might work no I don’t do you see that thing a rocket launcher wait where did Tina bring it I don’t think it’s in the cave anymore that was my only arrow now you have a proper home buddy oh no let me go get you some water okay I think I know where she brought it oh I saw Tina I saw Tina okay here’s the plan guys I think she brought it to that building in the backyard behind the tree over the hill we need to have a hunting party I was thinking we just like the building on fire I got a rocket launcher huh all right we need a hammer user we need a great sword user and ARG go Lance you’ll go Lance like Lance Armstrong I no no no oh okay should to bring potions hold on it’s a dragon fire is not going to affect a dragon what Fire doesn’t hurt dragons they breathe it did I say anything about fire I did oh I said let’s burn the building down I I mean did I just did I say anything about lad no okay anyway look f fine how what if we do something like this okay I got this idea I okay what if we freeze it how are we going to freeze it do you have a freeze ray I got this spear that okay no that’s not not a freeze ray okay I got an idea what we can do is we can set it off so we we set a bunch of TNT underneath the building and then we um we set it off with a lever from afar okay we try to blow this thing Skyhigh and then poke it with the spear sure then you can poke it with the spear I okay come on let’s go try I got all this stuff be on come on let’s go going on adventure to stop the dragon okay uh Goldie distract Tina I destroyed the F Beast for purple look what you did you put lava everywhere buddy you can’t do that oh nice oh nice you gave it the name lad I know come on you can’t just give things Nam come on Purley try to eat some lunch okay what what do you want and why that Christmas sneak back what I am oh I was at least all right so I started accept your dragon so let’s go get him some cute little outfit where’d you go right here um dragon’s somewhere close you can give it a little silly hat he’ll look cute no they don’t wear hat don’t purpley would like that very much go I’m going to set all the down I purple would like that Bo buddy is it a boy or a girl it’s a boy okay yeah he would like it no he would hate it oh okay I’ll fill this with TNT and then you you pull the trigger when I say now okay I he love me see ow what was that sorry oh okay start placing TNT go fill it in if you want to help me take care of purpley then you need to do more research about Dragon get ready did they eat fish yeah they eat a lot of raw things okay set set okay yeah you can give up a bunch of f oh wait are we do we have to go fishing fishing come on too far activate oh that’s just far enough lad okay okay then do your thing set it off okay back up back up come on we got it what it just blew it just blew up the floor unicorn it didn’t even hurt him oh um uhoh unicorn what are you guys doing we just blew up the sling TR Squad base uh-oh how much uhoh I can’t hit it with my down here un run was a spear no unicorn we destroyed the bowling alley no this dragon has cost the Ste not the bowling alley oh what were the odds of that okay unicorn flee flee quick back to the I know it’s a dragon somewhere else W that was spicy um it’s a dragon not a flea yeah thank you do you want a bowling ball I got some extras I there you go thank you okay Goldie you have any plans probably not there’s not much going on upstairs there upstairs yeah okay unicorn do you have any plans I okay what’s your plan I go up and I poke it with me spear that is not going to do a thing do you have any actual plans I okay what I spoke po it with the spear even harder than okay never mind okay here’s what we’re going to do about we poison it I that’s actually a good idea what if we give it food that’s been poisoned I did it good I did it good yeah yeah yeah okay let’s find a here we go a poison and then I poke it with the spear I got a poisonous potato so we’ll get the dragon eat the poisonous potato and problem solved come on let’s go I’ll be right behind you with the spear just in case it go south how about West oh a yeah I got your I got your South in West guys the dragon’s gone I got your Southwest guys we got to find the new dragon’s home over here I’ll build you a nice little iglo right next to the you can participate Christmas Tina I brought a gift for your dragon friend Oho you finally accept purpley yeah look here’s a potato eat that potato Dragon the poke it no he doesn’t eat potatoes what do you mean he doesn’t eat potatoes he doesn’t e potato well he does now eat the potato no purpy do not eat that potato I plan B oh uh Ryan yeah noou run back to the drawing board okay okay one last plan we got to go all out okay goalie come here yeah Unicorn it’s time to get you a better poke weapon I a better spear yes a better spear exactly spear a spear spear spear spear spear a better spear okay so there’s no way Tina can take on a laser cult okay unicorn or Goldie take this I that’s yours be very careful with it that is dangerous it shoots a laser okay good okay unicorn you want a better spear I okay let’s get you one a spirit here we go take this one this one’s a lot better by the north gods you have blessed me with such a weapon and I will be using a classic good old uh what is it called here where where is it here we go and we get there we go perfect he is that a spear launcher uh yeah sure does that launch Spears yes yes it does and this one it launches mini Spears okay guys let’s go I love spe let’s make our way over go okay ready ready okay three two one fire fire fire probably no no he’s flying purle go go bu go away fly away purle big there big get out of here yeah that’s right Pur alive hey got to go be purple in the front in the front guys help ow my fire come on Goldie we got to stop this Dragon oh wait perly’s gone no I can’t allow you to pass L he’s right above you Ryan oh he’s right there Tina you need to let the dragon go it can’t stay here at the daycare but I love Pur no no dragon’s at the daycare when why not cuz I said so wait let me let me talk to purpley please fine talk to him come on hey purpley we need to talk buddy I know that you’ve been like spreading lava around and catching things on fire my friends have been trying to kill you this are you unhappy here do you need to go somewhere else probably if you need to go Fly Away Home I understand but just so you’ll always be in my purply by a true bond between man in Beast I don’t think it’s time for that uh unicorn I really don’t think it was the time for that I Tina on the bright side guess what I got the new spear no that’s not what I was okay well what well I was going to say on the bright side at least you got to say you had a pet dragon something that hasn’t existed you know for years I had a pet dragon exactly okay let’s go home I’m I’m tired I’m sick I want to go home I sick yeah I I’ll take care of you make you chicken no I’m all thanks I’ll just I just want to play some video games that’s all video games is good enough video games is good enough and that was another day at daycare me again do it I did I’m over here I’m behind behind you over here what are you doing on the Sonic thing what is this it’s Sonic the Hedgehog why is it here why are you here ruining the intro go inside go inside why are we being better go inside go inside go inside inside inside go hey welcome to the day at dayare whoa is it another day at dayare it is my dude it’s another day at take what that what I didn’t even do anything you’re just what are those going anyway look let’s go inside maybe we would stop a bullet I don’t know no I’m dead didn’t work hi Goldie Goldie was outside today I’m not late I’m not late I’m not don’t shoot me I missed I missed I missed it’s fine okay look late you’re late okay I got hold on I got a hey director hey director you need to clean this kitchen that milk has been sitting out for 3 months that was the cheese yeah you need to clean it up this is your daycare not mine don’t give me this gross cheese I don’t want your Moly cheese it up not me no you picked it up not me Goldie picked it up oh Goldie why do you want the 3mon old cheese you weirdo you hand oh my God the trash look I’m I’m I’m out of here I’m going to say hi to everyone else hi everybody else okay so you just have to aim at the basketball go you might want to move Ryan he’s not very good at aim yet got aim there see look director be on test Dy [Music] ohe in my brain I Snee Snee in my brain I sneezed that’s how you get a shot good job D I’m proud of you I’m proud of you he’s teaching we’re teaching derp how to shoot yeah I thought he was already in the war no no no no no you can’t cuz he was in the W derp why is your head so small he had a [Music] gun he can’t see his eyes yeah I know like your head is that’s why he’s teaching him how to shoot cuz he he can’t see very well why are you so tiny I don’t know he’s he extremely tiny you’re like you’re tiny than Goldie Gold’s already tiny te no no yeah you’re very tin you’re small you’re extremely extremely short mhm speaking of short people Goldie short yeah shorty shorty he hey hey hey no fighting no fighting no fighting no fighting no fighting no fighting no fighting no no no no no Cal down okay okay look good just calm down everyone have a teddy bear teddy bear teddy bear I got it [Applause] yes that made it wor get here I want it fine there you go tin you can have it you got it Tina okay wait we need to think of something to do today there’s another one this is crazy what this is Der derp derp no no now you’re derp just go away I can’t I can’t do that no you need to just you need to just go back to where you go back go back go back go back go back too bige oh he hey I’m your friend I’m your friend okay look more importantly destroy you we need to think of something to do today and let’s do it based off something crazy like like is there anything anyone really loves and really wants to go see Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ry I heard there’s this place where you can like play with dragons and I like dragons why would you ever want to do that I’m a dragon dragons don’t dragons are cool drag are scary I don’t know I don’t like dragons they’re scary but what if we make it into a game a game a game dude how into a game don’t cheat like that and bring on his competitive side he it depends hold on hold on how much do you like dragons do you love dragons dude dragons are pretty cool like they can fly free fire what was that uhoh unicorn man that wasn’t the right one unicorn man unicorn man how help stuck in a hole now unicorn man here you go I’m I’ll get you out of there bud there you go I want to get in what no that’s a prototype don’t oh gosh I’m in bo uh you why want to get out of here unicorn man come on he dead y okay okay okay unicorn unicorn unicorn unicorn uh do you think you could genetically set the portal to do us a favor genal have genetics yeah yeah give no no no just you know what to do whatever you do do your magic stuff go set the portal to bring us to some world with dragons and games uh yeah I guess I could uh okay okay good cuz we got to prove and make sure it’s a it’s a it’s a battle so I can prove to Goldie that dragons are dumb hey no you scary here’s your blood back by the way oh thank you I’ll be sure to insert that later okay okay to the genetic portal now come on everyone over here everyone to the portal so my understand mechanic this uh this thing runs off of uh the thoughts generated when everybody runs in I’m going to mess with a little bit here few wires Here There and is it done all right can I is it ready yep so uh cool he guys we’re ready now no matter what you think it should bring us to something really I’m going to think about the coolest thing in the entire world I well that’s dragons wait wait wait wait wait wait wait if I think about P turn into pizza here we go boneless Pizza 3 two one go boneless Pizza okay huh well we’re back in this place hey another game oh hey unicorn man wait unicorn man is this the place you built so we could play these weird games now yeah something like that nobody thought about pizza right uh no I don’t think okay good so okay good why what what would happen if someone thought about pizza oh you it’s not worth mentioning really if if nobody thought about it oh okay well uh good oh God guys look behind us no what’s happening guys there’s a guys run from the dragon run oh God go don’t fall guys don’t fall right I’m scared I don’t like it either not a fan of it just keep running this is cool this is cool this is cool this is this is not cool this is not cool this is not cool what are you C what do you want this is not cool there’s a dragon chasing us director yeah it’s scary I don’t know what you T did you okay here we go we can survive this guys come on just keep running from the dragon I’m running I’m running oh God I didn’t expect this oh God okay running from the dragon running from the dragon running from the dragon Tina oh that was a big mistake ow ow water hurts yeah water really hurts painful water’s painful water’s really painful my leg oh God uh acid there we go okay Ryan didn’t even die to the Dragon no I just fell off you’re bad who’s left uh there’s one person left it’s sell the sloth of all people the sloth of the group is going goo goell go it’s his will to live go s I never SE I’ve never seen a move either this is a first for everybody never seen oh c oh water’s bad he’s alive go C go he’s right behind go you got this buddy I’m impressed look at that right into the water though s go you’re a legend it’s right there it’s right in front of you the last one that was at the end we’re so close oh no the it doesn’t even matter matter you’re a little later unicorn man well I mean I’m a scientist not a musician true he brings up some Fair points I’m a I’m a superhero scientist not a musician he’s a super scientist sence is there a difference no you’re a science hero a science hero yeah he’s super he’s a super scientist and science uh this is one where a dragon’s going to attack us no Riot please well I don’t know it’s the only two things I can do is the Dy Dragon ones cuz that’s what we set the set the thing to a but but they’re Co I’m allegedly a coward rud I’m a pyrotechnic so what do we do do I just like R I’m hiding over here I’m come with you okay I don’t actually know where I’m going so uh yeah neither do I it’s fine wherever you go I go okay oh there’s a volcano that the dragon just came uh there’s two Dr I don’t think this working hold on we may not want to be here watch this I got to go TAA oh you’re still good I’m okay okay I threw something over there that seems to attract them oh why would you throw that at me I didn’t throw it at you I just threw it in your relative direction oh yeah that Mak better guys watch out there’s lots of dragons oh God Tina Tina are you okay no Tina don’t mind me I’m just chilling why why are you like this Ryan why do you like to do that that’s very not good that’s very opposite of good I call that very good oh come on I don’t I do I think it’s very good that you un watch out watch out watch out oh God baby director I’m going to get rid of him okay hey go for it and throw him at Goldie oh God bye Goldie scary oh my God I’m alive that did you see that [Music] that wait no how am I alive how am I alive oh hi Ryan I’m behind you you are oh hi I’m stuck though I know you are I can’t do the jump boost thing this is not good I can’t get up higher though oh I sent them all really low they start there he goes bye Ryan hey unicor how’s it going up there not okay not okay not okay oh oh god oh oh the M of okay is not oh my God unicorn with the CL you’re a lesson dude I’m I’m um oh director where even are you um below unicorn man oh God you’re dead he’s dead no y dang it hey unicorn look it’s me unicorn man one wait how is your body there and here though wow oh yeah W you broke the law of science it’s because you’re superhero right um W yeah a super scientist that’s how that works I survived for two minutes and 20 it doesn’t matter how long you survived if you still failed to win ow that hurts my feelings the best is the power of s I got two before you okay here we go here we go here we go you sitting at the campfire well I am the campfire okay Camp recess yeah I no we can’t talk about season two yet are you guys checking the fourth again no we’re not breaking the fourth wall why would we ever do that we’re not breaking the fourth wall no we can’t we’re not breaking the fourth why would we ever break the fourth why would we ever do that hey guys look we can’t just down walls like that I mean come on we’re humans a Teleport huh oh and then did you not want to be with no no I didn’t that’s not the case I was just uh making a joke yeah it was a joke it was a joke Tina come on it was a joke forgive me I didn’t mean it in a mean way I’m sad and scared and you were fine with it no no no no this is my this is my spot now you don’t want to be with me now no no I’m here with you see I’m not leaving see I’m hey on the bright side we can get on to up here now I realize we’re probably in a bad SP we right next to where they come from I think by now where are you I’m up here up oh that’s even better idea oh never mind not if you missed it dear I was going to say go to that tree but Tina Tina I’m okay I’m okay I’m okay me drink we should be good if we stay here Tina Tina climb not nice we’re still alive Tina don’t worry I saw that Unicorn unn oh we’re about to get hit Tina did you live by Ryan no oh T mine mm- you smell hey hey get off uhoh hey get off dragon’s coming in Bound you got this one I believe in you watch out what where that one was coming for you oh God I’m dead are there any coming for me I don’t see any oh God I’m watching I’m watching you that one an angel oh God there’s a lot of them I can’t even keep track of them all that was I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m alive good job trying to get back up on that ladder with your Boost oh yeah oh good idea mhm didn’t even think of that okay unicorn bad you going to die no are you sure okay I’m still alive oh it’s the last St alive again oh by un is he still good hi unicorn man hello unicorn man Ryan oh God W un man why you running for my life is one of my special I can tell but how are we still alive right now oh god oh that thing almost hit us look at unicorn watch out oh god oh my god oh oh no oh he’s dead oh you well you whiffed it you’re alive but you whiffed it okay okay okay okay unicorn you might want to jump back up there I’m going up here yeah where he’s going The Higher One well that one’s even higher over there but okay oh I see I see those little specs M okay you might want to go like now okay hello hello how you doing I’m doing good see die unicorn we’re oh God doing in tent oh derp just got cut in half oh he’s still alive though is heow yeah where are all the dragons oh god look up where is unicorn look up uhoh here they come oh I believe in derp somehow we’re still alive unicorn no no Unicorn it’s just me and you buddy Oh no you’re on your own raning [Music] I saved boneless Pizza okay here we go oh God oh God Ryan oh bye Ryan just look it happened again his body separated from his mind he’s really good at that yeah it’s kind of creepy is that even superow it’s got to be yeah wow I’m really good at this oh be quiet I should have had that win okay guys the final game and then we’re going back home hey my side’s a che h no choice got to go back home can we can we just go back home now I don’t like the drag quick go back home now a unicorn man o it’s a totem P can you help me oh well too late now I was going to ask if you could help me itch my side uh no I I wouldn’t have any please it’s really itchy no a back guys are you running cuz there’s a dragon behind us I think I think oh no not again yeah there’s another one and it’s attacking oh God I go there I go here not going to lie I don’t know how I’m surviving this I don’t either I’m scared over here okay there we go I’m scared oh don’t touch the lava it kills you pretty quick supped that okay sorry derp I’m scared we’re not in the D me too I’m dead guys it was nice knowing you I made it please go faster please go faster un me I this never mind I thought we were this together and I’m dead oh no oh M up oh um great uh I’m probably dead I’m most definitely dead um oh god oh go back Superman run go go go go go go go go go go go who are you rooting for Tina I’m still alive root for me no I said bye I didn’t say go oh no of course you I always root for you oh okay okay good well uh either way it’s not looking very PR ow I’m on fire oh God it’s not looking very I believe in you you you can persevere through this but faster or you’re going to die well I need to be not on fire cuz you can’t jump oh God I’m trapped oh no I can go over here to this one where do I go from here tin you’re very uh oh down there oh cell wow no R hey you missed but we still have guys the Portal’s just ahead if they get there the Portal’s just ahead oh no dead they’re so dead s you got this just keep going there’s only like three more jumps Run f cell there’s if you speed jump the rest of this you’ll win just speed jump the rest you have to you have no choice come on S look at s go look at him s you got time you got time you got time take your time is insane he’s a monster so go you got to just climb in the Moment of Truth he comes through everybody no it doesn’t always at the end s fails it’s okay s you tried s it was okay it’s okay buddy I’m not M was separated from his body too guys I want to go home me too I don’t know why you thought dragons was a good idea that was scary whoa I’m a skeleton yeah let’s go okay everyone we’re all skeletons here we go everyone jump off the edge and we’ll go back to the daycare chicken yeah okay here we go in three 2 1 go oh go a guys weird all right good good uh you’re all back do any of you feel you radiated oh uh we got a problem unicorn unicorn we got a problem yep worked I turn into Pizza Gold now a piece of pizza I did tell you you would um wait a second does that mean that she’s Pizza no don’t don’t look at is that a nickel specifically it looks like she has pepperoni maybe that’s a little bit of sa on there hey can you do a favor and look up at the ceiling yeah and then turn around so what’s the matter what you talking about what’s the matter see I was going to say I want to eat the pizza but that’s uh that’s too much I neck handle that what’s on her neck oh you have a mutation what’s wrong you need to come real big issue should I actually end suffering oh uh oh this isn’t okay something Goldie Goldie you need to go with unicorn man just go with unicorn man into the chamber yep these uh go unicorn go come on get going with unicorn get into unicorn behind you no go over there go over there blind okay guys let unicorn do his thing everyone else let’s just go to the daycare room okay okay good luck Goldie okay now you’re going to feel slight pain everywhere okay so guys guys here here’s here’s the thing oh no oh no I don’t like this ignore the screams that we’re about to hear um but every person every every every single Ryan I’m scared it’s okay guys I uh I regret to inform you that she didn’t make heard what do you mean except she’s right over there and totally okay oh God oh God the cing mechanism it works it works did it work yeah yeah yeah you’re good again waet no she’s mutated to me well everyone’s okay note yourself don’t let unicorn man touch the wires in the machine cuz things go very wrong ever ever ever anyway I’m going to go home guys so I’ll see you all later a bye Ryan bye Pew PE what the I don’t know it just I just had it it’s glowstone dust no ew take it back [Music]