💥💥 Epic Chaos in Minecraft Earth SMP!

mic gaming I beg of you to still at paper 1.4 what the [ __ ] oh my goodness I got to go all the way back and I got a [ __ ] around with a new installation because I’m a stti I thought it would solid is not making me Rock Solid right now you gone mental I beg of you to work sir dark you D yo it’s toxic Maniac this this Maniac is quite toxic not going to what uh toxic you know you can join the Earth SMP right it’s bedrock and Java you know you can do that [Music] right oh no oh the no oh no no we’re fine I need bones Luigi your guard di you are pirate I cannot sing what is this singing voice dear God I need apples I I need to go which state has a bunch of apples no one here is American why am I asking that question thinking of a good spot that has a ton of apple I lost those things ah [ __ ] oh yeah yeah Washington DC Washington DC Washington DC Washington DC which Outpost was that Earth suly what the [ __ ] we get to experience daddy creeper he’s not even Last One Alive lock the door [Laughter] it’s Daddy creeper no it’s Alpha sh dominated hippie get a job yo why are you dominating hippies what are you doing Alpha R Scotland is not a real country you are an Englishman with a dress that is that is [ __ ] that is British propaganda British propaganda you know it’s British propaganda we failed men yeah witchy you numb nuts let us down oh it was uh it waser something we won the battle now let’s win the war is Solid Snake listening in here uh I got to get Solid Snake in here we failed men a no they’re killing SOA boy I love this laggy ass game it’s so good I need apples the burning I’m burning going to where are the apples they’re supposed to drop apples on death Nick be and I just kick your ass put your ass away where are the red things supposed to be red things who has apples I know that door knock is fake I know it’s fake cuz my door is still closed you guys meet my friends the voices they’re telling me to go shoot up the school Apple hey Apple hey Apple hey Apple we failed men fighting skeleton in Alpha ate Taco Bell where are the apples creeper is not still going I’m going to kill him right [Music] now yes there’s one warning in 30 seconds you will get uh damn it American out fire I’m going to respect the territory of Mexico because that’s not damn it and I’m not going to mess Quebec cuz Quebec is very scary after all that effort I got one apple okay hold up [Applause] it isn’t even playing correctly it sounds like it’s on crack I’m going to [Music] Bro Alpha R is gone I’m alone okay solid are you going to get solid I’m real solid right now come on solid I’m feeling solid I’m solid as hell [Music] solid wake up solid come on sausage come on sausage where is sausage play TF2 you know I can’t do that because when I do that I have I have I start Zing my [ __ ] and I die because I can’t handle when I play oh he changed the IP brother have to it God damn it you Chang he change thep I got to go take a [ __ ] now uh I’m going to keep in contact with uh comrade outfit is you keep our viewers entertained while I’m [ __ ] okay okay wait stream your Discord on stream your screen share your uh the Discord to give the viewers and experience okay let me just do it there there you go there you go why doesn’t mine look like that you want this yeah yeah that’s good uh the screen’s on I’m going to go [ __ ] now you’re trash at sniper Alpha R shut the [ __ ] up I get more kill you I got more kill okay maybe I am [ __ ] right for for I have returned mental genen to uh have oh no he changed his IP cool uh where’s solid hello who is that did he change the IP he said he was going to do that what is I don’t know what he’s doing I want a kill streak D what how big how big is your 6 inch long kill streak how the [ __ ] wonder why I change the IP D I got to re-input the IP guys guys I got a good game to pass the gas and pass the time if you don’t join TF right the [ __ ] now I’m just going to lick your thank you I meant kick your ass as you can see we see the wild Direct Hit Soldier getting his ass kicked in a 500 ping Lobby why are all the enemies teleporting oh my God there’s a spy there’s a spy that de’s a spy I think he wasy what the [ __ ] yeah see see there’s a slly right there I will [ __ ] stream fear and hanger no no no no no oh God no get me out of this get get get get me out get me out get me out get me out look look look what I got that you took years to get what’ you get I’m not looking at the stream you said you going to Fe you’re going to play a game that gets me demon so anyways guys I’m going to show you a game that’ll get I’m not going to play I’m not going to play it I was going to I was going to stick on df2 you B so as you can see we can play the Pyro very interesting I’m currently trying to kill something and we have a marker [Music] H very nice game guys you need to [Music] download and uh give it a try guys you should stream Levi I’m I can’t even I’m baned his server get a get a fake account that’s not going to work what he’s going to know he’s going he knows my voice they know where I live what what Walter say uh they know me they know my voice I can’t do it you do it yo what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this come play TF2 with me brother you you like you like the game shut the [ __ ] up you you enjoy so it’s trash I’ll play it later when I’m done streamer I’m going to wait for solid to get rock solid and fix his uh goofy ass his uh server okay so uh as you can see this man’s about to get this man is about to get his estrogen injected into his here is the estrogen injection and I died to a [ __ ] engineer your dump truck is you don’t have a dump truck and the ranger among them had a big on his dick hey en en what hear me out you should try parasite what it’s a game on Roblox but it’s good e Roblox ew e no what is the this [ __ ] piss ball the [ __ ] piss they have a piss ball I’ll zoom in for I’ll make it bigger for you guys what is this heroin gun do yor the [ __ ] is a euthanizer okay then no way you have six viewers yo they’re watching me play mutilate random people on the street impressive guy seven you have seven viewers more than dark very nice uh people uh slaves slaves I need you to spread my word of your great king now we’re going to go uh recreate colum we’re going to recreate the incident that happen in schools very commonly I’m not even looking at the chat I’m just going to look at the chat oh my [Music] god oh working the server’s working you really suck and have no viewers now you stupid okay awaken dark sucks too I guess he does suck dark sucks M dark does do a lot of sucking one what are you doing oh why did he end stream though cuz he’s uh he’s trash why he oh makesense he’s a British man I’m just going to continue on my parasite grind you should check it out terrorist grind I did check it out you’re uh playing engineer gaming you’re playing engineer no more I stopped because parasite gaming what the Barnacles is a parasite check this [ __ ] out and then you will see look at this this is something else oh my God it’s so cool yes it is very cool and I will some [ __ ] what is that is is this Roblox here I am I am killing someone bro a [ __ ] why’ you turn into a [ __ ] monster you’re a [ __ ] monster yes I am a [ __ ] monster basically and then I have evolved I am a better [ __ ] monster because of infection the [ __ ] [ __ ] moner a [ __ ] [ __ ] monster from that squirrel game what was it called the game where you play the squirrel I don’t know I’m just trying to become the worst [ __ ] monster best [ __ ] Monster look I keep getting killed by a bunch of this [ __ ] monster has killed someone I am the Great Mighty Poo and I will throw my [ __ ] at you why throw the [ __ ] when you are the [ __ ] you’re the [ __ ] that you are the [ __ ] that he throws yes I am the [ __ ] we only have five viewers how could this [ __ ] gaming [ __ ] gaming it is [ __ ] gaming gaming I need apples uh Dr nut do you have any apples I can borrow I need to cook vill have you gotten your villagers back peut is not still here this game is evoled updating so quick does Doctor not he should be there here one of you killed all my thank I think he got interested how wait how have you still not gotten them back yet it’s been forever whatever you are not you’re you’re one of the uh top 10% you also own Handover which is like the only good place in Europe no it’s the only good place in Europe and G join in [ __ ] [Music] gaming you live in a massive I’m literally [ __ ] on everyone okay I’m going to create American zombie villager industry but do you have any apples these what are apples these red fruit that start with an a the baes O that’s great great who is creeper 1 hour by the way guys uh here’s Handover at one frame per second very beautiful place oh yeah I got to get my very rich all on and oh and apple and’s guess what and jez what is it and what is it and choose and choose and choose what is it I have a pickaxe now Escape I already stole the apples you were you were too slow can I have these can I you you can make more of these things right these Blast Furnace oh that makes everything easier thank you now we cook we have all of our cooking supplies so now we we can efficiently cook it’s time to [ __ ] map oh no they’re trying to destroy my [ __ ] ax help me I’m just going to I’m wait what are you what on Earth are you doing I am trying to infect everyone but it’s going to blow the [ __ ] monster help me you oh they they should it on you you can’t out [ __ ] them they won’t let me [ __ ] Rest in Piss alha Rose they won’t let him [ __ ] Rest in Piss idiot what does Dr nut want you’re in my uh hidey-hole I’m Walter what my name is Walter raw I’m 25,000 years old California pray down to your God pray down to your god this is my meth van I cook in here there is no God the the only God there is is the [ __ ] God can Bedrock account can Bedrock accounts join you should trust in the [ __ ] because you’re full of [ __ ] Alpha R I know I have a [ __ ] Axe and you don’t wa wait did you get another [ __ ] axe I had one before someone killed me and you don’t have a [ __ ] ax then so you lose I win good day shut up my [ __ ] axe was better than your diamond pickaxe because it did good damage I don’t even have a diamond pickaxe you’re [ __ ] pyman dick axe can I get down now thank you as a fellow Hood myself oops that was recorded uh Alpha these uh our actions are being reported by thousands of millions of thousands really real [ __ ] me holy [ __ ] it’s worst creeper it’s the best creeper nah he’s the worst creeper I didn’t say that that was Alpha RZ I am I am currently playing [ __ ] [ __ ] simulator are you another are are you are are you the [ __ ] yeah you are the [ __ ] oh my God that’s so much [ __ ] I am infecting the anti- [ __ ] everything that isn’t [ __ ] deserves to die see this is this this this is why I am better cuz I can get the people who join to light for dark they could just join me I think everyone should at least taste some [ __ ] this ain’t [ __ ] that’s some fake [ __ ] I know but still that’s diary uh dark was just building his Railway and Vos gave him free stuff and Vos gave him free stuff I’m not K to you need to kill dark because he has become corrupt like always he was always corrupt a give me the crack cocaine it won’t give me my crack I need my crack thank you for living in the USA and yeah I’m the best American the best American man whose dogs are these free Iron SK yes yes wait let me let me just let me just give me a give me a moment oh no momento brother your voice ain’t that deep I know it ain’t that deep what the [ __ ] yes yes Al gigantic [Music] What the fu yo it’s it’s worst creeper don’t you mute the stream Sol why the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] is there a Jeep mic option let me just uh dare is this better cheat mic op no I got the cheat no I got the cheat mic option you know that SK SK SK to where did my seats go you made Solid rage quit you [ __ ] idiot like you know this is why Levi Bann this is why Levi banned all of us he didn’t B me so [ __ ] you [Music] my bra ises whates crack crack CRA crae what kind of cheese do you like uh cheese what kind shut up I don’t know I’m an American I have no culture in food so American cheese American cheese is terrible that is the worst cheese I that’s not cheese that’s plastic I am DCA I’m going to steal your children how many children can I steal from me I don’t have any children at this uh why do you suck so much D I don’t have any children you you have so many children I agree with creeper F phino white people you have you have makies you have dark corrupt AIDS I swear you have [ __ ] why did you give me guys I think I AIDS I got AIDS what the what is Dr nut doing Dr nut is nutting everywhere guys [Music] I’m listening to how about this what the [ __ ] is this are you Jim why do I you sound like Jim I’m gonna J what the hell you’re I’m going to jam on your face it’s the G jamming in your F guys it’s [Music] gem give me your get some get some villagers that we’re going to cook we should we should kill dark cup a kill me I did that once and he banned me he just sucks also what the hell check this game play and this is the best game I tell you I am a baby and I agree is this is this the [ __ ] Monster game yes but at the start no one is a [ __ ] monster sadly so who gets [ __ ] on you become the [ __ ] monster if you suck my dick he’s a [ __ ] I know what what do you want peanut what do you want wait my guys should I mute should I mute Peach I will I will I will turn it off if I just like the funny I love AIDS you know why because the eight doesn’t B bite you have more a also what the [ __ ] let me I’m actually changing the voice changer because the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I’m this better that sound that really hats I I take it back I won’t you a dark corrup you have dark corrupt AIDS I’m going to die I need you to make some uh crack cocaine creeper I made Dr peanut have TR that’s that’s okay I guess what the fck I’m just going to drop these and then I’m going to prepare my gun because this America this game is full of Americans put your gun away Alpha R shut the hell up I have a shotgun a pistol I’m going to have a flamethrower soon Alpha Shows the world his massive gun I like myself a gun collection bro alphar put your gun away wait he me out shoot gun become gun if only I could stream team team fges on the if I could stream Team Fortress without it Team Fortress being Aid that would be amazing give me a moment I’m trying to survive parasites because they are full of specific material that I won’t be able to see in a stream they’re full of [ __ ] and this certified oh my God I found a rifle I have oh no never mind this is a shotgun I’m just going to reload oh wait he found a rye who the [ __ ] is catch with the Rye I never I don’t know who that is I never read it Y and chees check my shot girl good shot G shot you want to have the shot don’t you brother I’m not going to I’m trash at the game I’m not going to doog cuz I’m trash enes I have an idea I Live Life by The Edge guys I love edging enes you should you should stream Sky Block because Slayers you should try to F7 come on come on you need to do it even creeper isn’t in F7 you need to get better better I am not playing no you’re going to play it one day one day no don’t worry we will make you somehow one day one day you will see brother you will see the day in which you play the best game there is I’m going to you need to play the best game bro I need some crap someone join it’s creeper probably I didn’t check but still it’s likely that it’s creeper yeah it’s worth but it could be demon dragon it was worth creeper imagine if dark actually comes I hope he doesn’t because that would be awkward that’d be hilarious why would he come though in a three he is a Brit he does not like ethnic Americans not that kind I meant the other one the Bri M bro vaginas no not vaginos what no actually what the hell is the Vinos VOS ah I see now bro long worst creeper fine I I I’ll call you I’ll call you uh second creeper not best creeper you’re second best creeper listen your NE bro I’m going to kill some he’s going to kill me oh wait there you go worst creeper you should take my stream brother I’m killing some stuff with my Willie gun Alpha RZ why do you have your Willie out not dead Willie [ __ ] put your Willie away this is a familyfriendly stream well every person can touch it we have our own will we don’t need to see your Willie what the hell are we even talking about what the [ __ ] what kind of conversation is this holy [ __ ] a new person it’s uh it’s Creeper Creeper Creeper one H to man ch I’m going to get two slaves brother brother I need help I need help brother I need help I need your help brother if you don’t help me we’re [ __ ] the parades are going to [ __ ] us not literally damn they are some gay [ __ ] I was going to say it again the American villager program is hosted progam because it’s thousands of feet underground what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this what the hell is this bro Heep you any bones that’s very nice uh uh creeper 1H can you uh kindly leave dark and yeah yeah I guys I get to see creepers boner I get to see best creeper big boner I can’t get my Bedrock alt to work for some reason for I can to hear Alpha’s Keys quicking it’s burning what the hell burn alive [ __ ] wait they burning [ __ ] the I am burning [ __ ] ah creeper you are not an American you are a godamn Russian spy that’s what you are he’s are leg uh creeper H1 you’re a Russian spy not you best creeper you’re fine best creeper the other creeper USA USA USA please protect me bro what the [ __ ] it this is literally a horror game at this point free versus 9 what the [ __ ] I’m literally being forced to fight parasites what the [ __ ] what the hell I need I need your help please [ __ ] help me bro I’m almost dead uh are there three [ __ ] monsters one oh yeah you’re dead dead you’re dead you’re dead I don’t want to die like you [ __ ] you’re going to get [ __ ] on I can’t believe this is a Roblox game it looks really good I know that’s why I’m playing it it’s really good I heard a creeper get hurt and I had I had a heart attack does PCP work not going to use it here I’m going to use it at my own place ah that was stupid oh that’s nice why I think that would work uh that was uh one of the biggest failures of ever okay fine you want you take look what the [ __ ] is happening and I’m literally being forced to fight some [ __ ] bugs that were human and I am literally burning their asses to back to China these communist [ __ ] trying to take my RS uh I’m literally burning there is how do I only have a stone what the [ __ ] if I turn the mob spawning off it’ll make getting villagers harder I need this crack Coke I have died bro sadly how do you keep dying brother what is going on brother I I have become a [ __ ] monster at the end oh you’re a [ __ ] monster yeah day one but uh I did my best best and I was the last person standing so that’s good I guess I was literally forced to fight 14 people they were parasitic Bard Bard I cannot even do the accent sadly I want to do a you can’t even do an English accent can you what the [ __ ] you know about mate I can’t I just don’t I hey you call that a this is a BL accent I don’t man shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up I’m going to stick your ass with whip if you don’t shut the [ __ ] up I’m mate I’m going to shove your ass with waves that even short braid will be chilles short I’m going to lay you out I’m going to get late yeah you know I’m going to die probably but look at the wait let me play this on full settings like full full graphic I want to see how good this [ __ ] is you’re going to die off of don’t worry my setup is really good it’s better than dark really yes you cannot beat the DC dump uh is 3 hours too much I know it’s a fr Friday and you can afford to get really drunk drunk you say drunk mate is 3 hours too much n you should stream for six that would hurt I don’t want to kill would hurt me too because I don’t I want to play I want to keep solid alive he can he can live don’t worry he has done I’m not murdering solid he is done wor probably who knows okay I restart this [ __ ] I’m going to die but it I don’t give a [ __ ] uh you can I want to kill them bugs you can go that long right Sal you said okay I think I know why the frame rate is bad it’s that low latency I play on ultra low latency and it kills my frame rate you should try to play Hypixel Sky Block sure 2our is 2our good yes because I want to play TF2 yeah we’re going to do a 2our stream 2our stream’s good enough it it’ll allows creeper to cook it gives a I have an idea I have an idea you do two hours Minecraft and then 2 hours TF2 just to see if it works if I success if I manage to fix the team FES on the Jeep problem That’ll be amazing but I I won’t be able to cuz my computer is trash you can do it come on come on just do it just do it just do it why is it stor I have a gun I wish I was 102% no it isn’t if you’re talking about breaking bed Albuquerque yeah it is but uh then I need a I need P you forgot one thing bro you forgot one thing Bro One Thing One Singular thing you for forgot to add a Coke Plantation I need I need to make a meth Plantation oh [ __ ] this this was the wrong place and uh [ __ ] I’m dead I’m going to die probably hopefully not let’s do I have 14 magazine I mean 14 creeper can you get down here like mine help me do some miners so Ang how how a school the last like how was it uh bad very bad I am going to die did they have sex on the VC again who did they have who is that I mean I don’t know anyone you told us that se just her thing right no uh Alpha I was lying sex isn’t real leave hello did you who was why did you leave sex isn’t real I didn’t leave what then who left was it me or uh Dr peanut left he got tired of our [ __ ] you know what understandable who wouldn’t owow I’m just going to wear my respirator and then hope for the best oh my let’s do this sty bro put your Texas Styler away before you get let’s do this sty di bear bear we need some roer roer they took our goddamn Ro be do you want to do that scary mod like the hard mod I forgot the name are El craft oh no come on I I have worth living just get good that’s easy doesn’t it like randomly spawn enemies on you I don’t think so I don’t know I don’t I didn’t play it that’s fear and hunger Minecraft edition dude no that game for because that game can kill you for taking trying to to pull off the weapon that’s not a joke sadly oo diamonds hell yeah bro oh hell no oh hell no found some oh my God this bin is huge it’s almost as big as my veins yeah you mine cuz I need I got no fortune yet I’ll get Fortune later and then I’ll be able to develop my own weapons because you need to invest in villagers early yeah it was this this vein I think I discovered the whole vein I don’t think we have a diamond vein here in Albuquerque we don’t I check the map we don’t have a diamond vein thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you uh where’s that uh I got eight now okay okay I got a step by step process uh take me to that like Enderman farm that Enderman Farm we like Ro be we enjoy a million one Ro be I want that way tell me why I forgot the line tell me why Ain but a m you’re going to get me copyrighted don’t worry I’m [Music] singing me I nothing [Music] but so uh how many tickles does it take to make a squid life you know do you know tentacles do you know enes yeah it takes testicles testicles Tesco tickles test tickles test what’s wrong with testco bro he’s I think I made Solid mad how did you anger Sal did you stop spamming solid DMS you [ __ ] dick this is I I didn’t do that I this why Grundy hates you this is why Grundy hates no no no no no no that’s how I didn’t I think what we talked about made him like a bit irritated gu it’s not that I I didn’t even DM him for like a two months it’s because uh me and you combined have way more autism than dark know we love artism sometimes and I’m must up if you really want we basically have uh it is like okay dca’s uh generation Alpha garbage this channel is just like a bunch of drunk people at a bar singing yeah this is what it is bro you need to be drunk to play demo man anyone think you’re better than me then you’re not a thing ever kick your G you’re not better than me the [ __ ] the [ __ ] you should have called it drunk stream because that would be funny we need to both drink I’m a mass okay I’m going to be honest I’m a massive lightweight because I never drink you know I I drink sometimes not much but still something like give me a good Jack Daniels and I am up for 5 a.m. I can drink like one beer what one can of Corona and I’m probably going to be dead I mean I probably won’t won’t be able to drink that [ __ ] because Corona is [ __ ] garbage Corona is a [ __ ] beer bro it is I know a can of Corona it tastes like yeah it’s dog [ __ ] I mean who wants to drink the virus yeah don’t drink don’t drink the virus guys it will kill you you know we shouldn’t do a winning formula in streaming is to be unhinged you should do Hypixel because it’s so popular do you know how many people play it every I might do every second I do Hypixel PVP and that’s it but I’m garbage at it so and hear me out what the game currently like right now I can guarantee your ass there’s at least 20,000 play players playing the game but will that meaning now not will that mean stream will I get extra stream juice if you if you stream Sky Block and you’re say you’re new people are going to give [ __ ] like big [ __ ] I don’t want [ __ ] who who who wants [ __ ] I don’t sh I no no I mean a lot of stuff a lot of stuff I don’t want they’re going to help you so much out you don’t know even if you don’t end up your entire wallet Alpha R I don’t have any money right now I’m poor I’m poor that’s why you need to stream it because if you don’t end up streaming at least then I would have some money you could give give it to me if you really want this Sunday is it this Sunday what what is this Sunday nice we need to sing birthday to Creer happy birthday to you happy birthday to you no one hates you oh my goit what the [ __ ] no one hat you I want to do it do it sometimes creeper you should try out the game ultimate villager proof staircase I don’t think villagers can do parkour can they do parkour wait Creeper’s birthday is this Sunday yeah this Sunday where did he say that in the v in the Minecraft chat ah well he let me just happy birthday to you Everyone likes you you don’t belong to the thank oh my God to you happy birthday n this is good enough now I I I can fight God now thank you and Che what why am I sometimes uh can I say the r word [ __ ] yes I’m sometimes [ __ ] in This Server there are a lot of people who are retardo Ricardo but I’m the most wa what is creeper 1 doing is what’s he doing is he working on that Railway oh yeah yeah yeah let him in here let him in here oh let him I’m joining I am going to join now uh Creeper Creeper can I join back I I don’t want to be with Andes anymore [Music] and I like I can’t invite him to the Bedrock world uh uh okay hold to who who who who can’t you who can’t you invite I have to go into the oran with my Bedrock account in order to invite his ass who creeper no yeah no yeah yeah yeah creeper one the other creeper oh my God oh my God yes yes oh [ __ ] I’m stuck in dark space [ __ ] [ __ ] me no that’s game uh what I’m trying to say is the spawn I guess and jez you need to see this masterpiece did you build something h no no it’s even better it’s a drawing you will enjoy I can make sure I want to look at it I don’t want to see it now okay then then creeper canot join your country bag now because I I just like my te spawn also also look at this it’s it’s a masterpiece right it’s a masterpiece right right right you mean you mean this it’s a masterpiece it’s a masterpiece you can you can agree to that yeah I know I know you should give it to and she should see this he should totally see this I agree I want to see it I don’t it’s going to be bad even creeper likes it even creeper it’s going to be a picture of me getting railed by best CR I swear no oh what the [ __ ] oh uh let me join on Bedrock you piece of [ __ ] I will can and Creeper could you could you add me to your town I need I need I need to join the join the town please I will give you the Sher just let me back on the country please please please I I just want to join back nothing else or I’m just going to blow it n just kidding I won’t I don’t know what I I just want to Jo back you love blowing we get it shut up I’m not that brown if you blow me up I’m going to blow myself up that means I lose everything Jo a Bedrock that’s an issue can I can I just Jo please you need to deem s why did you go silent alphab alphab oh that’s strange he left the game oh no oh what the hell did yournet die no it didn’t it it it crashed I’m I leave I leave I leave look I leave beautiful chart I leave okay so I I cannot I cannot place it so T spawn uh I’m just going to quickly just uh thank you mother [ __ ] why does this happened to me made my mistakes my only how could this happen to me okay we’re done singing We’re No we’re no longer uh drunk all right hear me out hear me out girl we’re Unforgettable DC bakies on top I forgot the line that is trying to I am trying to run police run run run run I need to run I need to run don’t worry don’t worry I I’m I’m just joking I won’t steal yourself what does solid do when we’re not streaming you can have your stuff back I’m sorry that I took yourself so this this this this this and then yeah that was no that the fork so uh creeper I have good news a so that trading site this is great great hey you to let me in I am I am I am alive okay so uh creeper I have finally got let me in you bastard let me in you it’s so laggy I am aging I shut myself so uh creeper best creeper the best of the best your worst creeper wor creeper do you want to oh oh yeah I forgot let me just uh I I need to give you those emeralds right I’m just going to oh really I have some in my beautiful oh this is beautiful guys by the way do you want to know what rocket I got I got two rockets now oh I have I have it in my EES I just don’t use it don’t worry and what I mean creeper guess what Rockets I got I got now which Rockets did I get do you think I think you sh saw one just just name one because it’s not that hard I think you will guess it first try I got two rockets Soldier TF2 soldier boy he’s a soldier boy yes I have decided to play some Soldier you soldja boy no I didn’t get beggar S I don’t like beggar B bazooka is quite nice I’m not going to lie yeah I got the original yeah bro bed’s being annoying I hate uh H1 creeper if you’re still here yeah I got directed yes D is Direct Hit bad uh no it’s good it if you can aim it’s really good but not good yeah I remember only one thing you need to aim for the feet and then you just hit them yeah but you need to be you have to have like some stupid good aim don’t worry I have been playing Sniper for like let me check actually aiming rockets and aiming a sniper rifle is way different so yeah but I have like 125 hours of sniper now you main wait do you like main oh my God is that a new person who holy [ __ ] we got our first new person oh my God it’s a nerv yeah yeah uh Lego no I’m mining out area for a village creeper I uh creeper H1 I would invite you to America but America is a what’s up here my bedlock account is uh being trash so I can’t invite you ah prime minister called leg and Creeper since you play soier so much the stream K leg V vagina what what’s what’s the best rocket in Soldier what rocket they use the most it’s a going to be stock yeah stock is probably the best why though cuz it’s the best are you look at this are you going mental yeah I’m I’m writing a whole [Applause] essay uh you’ve gone nuts Alpha what is actually I’m writing about uranium 235 let me continue he’s not streaming they won’t let me beat maming they won’t iing they won’t let me join the professional meat beers Guild so uh Jesus please me the way I’m not going to waste by diamonds and a sword this [ __ ] out [ __ ] and Jesus what are you doing Alpha stop ring everywhere uh actually brother I my name is Alpha CH not R so get that right I’m going to come now when we get monetized we’re going to die like yeah don’t worry we won’t we won’t get did for another year so uh for now if we do get monetized that that would be amazing [Music] though uh that’s very nice creeper oh my God he’s a he’s a professional terrorist [Music] [Music] what is that better is that better do you want me to hire the [ __ ] hello hello better hello this is better yeah it’s better good very good let me I’m going to I’m going to mute your ass I’m going to mute your ass you [ __ ] okay okay okay I I have a 50% pH let me just go a little bit higher if that’s % [ __ ] you need a [ __ ] you need a [ __ ] voice TR to do this I can do it all by myself I let me just that you can you cannot [ __ ] my cheap mic [ __ ] I cheap mic it’s the best you’re going to get me you’re killing you’re killing the viewers yeah but it’s funny is it wait is this better no okay clean just for you just for you wait what the hell is best let me just uh 100 100 100 100 nothing changed what the [ __ ] fck uh nothing nothing and now nothing yay this oh yo five viewers that’s a peck okay this is a bit diff a bit higher this is this is high so uh I sound younger for some reason he’s a EUR asan I love PE soim don’t come for me what is the most efficient way to get emeralds oh logs stick make stick yeah yeah but once you get enough but wood gets wood gets really slow after a while so uh clay clay but that you can collect clay if you really want clay and I’m not building an iron farm you’re crazy I’m not building an iron make a raid Farm [ __ ] no no I don’t have that kind of time or skill or or [ __ ] well you suck wait I could insane creeper I’m a streamer I have to do stuff okay then create a also I don’t also s won’t let let me play that long so do a and do a fresh cathedal Cathedral I’m poor I’m poor as [ __ ] do do do it oh by the way I have a new picture oh you got the XP farm no I’m good two seven except except I’m Cho look at this what is this it’s it’s the it’s other picture let me just let me just have it back bro let me I need it back yeah I’ll don’t worry creeper has the other picture that that creeper show him the picture he deserves to see it let’s just say Earth Sol and gaming liked it her much was it Jim’s massive [ __ ] no what uh no no I hope not no I think it’s something else yeah yeah creeper show it your voice changer get me cancelled I swear brother your voice guys I am I am not actually 13 don’t worry I I won’t suck [ __ ] for money yet what the [ __ ] I am not lying though I won’t do it for now you’re [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] gay as a homosexual shut the hell up you’re a member of the lettuce gay bacon tomato BT what the [ __ ] let Gay bacon you’re going to get me K let Gay bacon tomato this is not this is a joke uh disclaimer everything said here is a joke no it isn’t I love I love Chim and he loves me okay okay I’m I’m just going to yeah that killed the [Music] stream that K list what what yes yes yes yes yes do you like it do you like it do you like it it’s very nice like very nice yeah that was the pick I know creeper liked it so much he stole it how did he break the oh yeah he is trust anyways so we [Music] are can I have trust okay you can have it you can have it you can have it you can have it you can have it and I need trust okay I’m just going to change my I get rid of is it there uh 69 69 are you going to take it it’s right there it’s right oh no no no no no no no no no no nuh-uh nuh-uh don’t destroy it burn it I want it go so please don’t fine creep going to [ __ ] Mur this better those B more this is my original voice so I okay should we go on the hunt we’re going to go on the hunt for zomin I’m trying I need balls balls oh okay okay so raid Farm okay so in what we do here what you doing uh I’m I’m let you buy my sword thank you okay so uh do you want help with what with uh I don’t know with your Willers I guess your Willers uh my Willies okay V all you got to do is okay so how fast do I hit it is there like a what’s the decent place there you go baby harder what the [ __ ] am I saying fully okay so just once it’s fully CH where do I go up you know what I’m going to stream fear and hunger do I crouch am I in the right spot yeah Crouch do I stand here I stand [Music] here okay in the armor stand sharp wait I I need to get to I need to get to you know one hey yeah America you know Ines your streams are better because PCA is British and British people dead is this better so this is not better oh much better this is game play all right game that’s is indeed well you got four we RTO oh no oh [ __ ] so uh somebody try to spawn the in how do I break it what that’s [ __ ] kind of too I need an auto clicker I need an auto clicker to make it go at the right speed let me check um NG you got 30 minutes I was too busy masturbating with creeper now I only have 30 minutes left come on you got this 30 minutes 30 min minut okay so best creeper what the [ __ ] where is the what outpos is the in form because I I just want to get some Pearls of four thank you okay I I they in mind thank you where’ peanut go he decided to play Min cities the best management game inop oh wait no no no no no no I’m I’m don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t these never happened what what happened what happened what you talking about keeper what happened is everything all right uh did I [ __ ] it up is it actually [ __ ] up [ __ ] it up I got I don’t know I don’t think it’s [ __ ] I think hopefully also why does Vos only the 50% of the farm he does and I mean the end farm not the farm you’re in don’t worry I think the end farm is uh better at getting me XP not going to lie yeah I want dxp that’s why I’m near dude I’m not even swinging that fast what the [ __ ] Bro ja a I didn’t do anything I I was just I went up and then went down nothing else I am inis the horn is really quiet I need to turn that volume up oh [ __ ] Ender Ender Mania Char five then H yeah oh by the way um creeper I got new villagers so uh that’s cool don’t no problem it just costed me a lot of emeralds and also you now have a armor a weapon and Tool vager oh yeah no problem where are the ravagers I also got a mending I think for 12 or what that do I forgot no SS are okay bro oh yeah I got the protection four the sharpness four I think not every enchantment but the important ones by the way creeper do you still play Sky Block because I [Music] need okay no I I want I how do I I need to become rich somehow and I don’t know how to and by the way Slayer a is May now so uh Slayers are you ready for doing the same [ __ ] 100 times again but instead of some is now do spider okay so when does it stop it doesn’t you need to just go away I but don’t listen to me as creeper so do I just leave it or and jez you should you should totally I mean totally play Sky Block do any of the loot very nice I need Emerald where did the emerald go oh the emerald all this all that Emerald the emerald make me hard what what the [ __ ] what what the hell bro what the hell is say brother what the hell is wrong with you emeralds make you hard they do make you quite hard where did you find where’d you find this piece of modern technology hell yeah I’m just alone now so yeah no one no one can hear me at this moment but because because internet B listening to me oh yeah internet God damn your internet is larbage I had a for the go [Music] he’s your sword back whoops whoops did did anyone hear dad or hello it’s me yes we can hear you Alpha J with your Alpha RZ good is that [ __ ] Rick Ashley you know what not never going to give up that’s never turn around you down never going to wait no yeah that that that that where are my books I swear I have more books why am I under a block I need help P this and and why is my screen block I don’t know I I so laggy that I cannot play the game anymore yeah that’s probably it oh so my car coordinates minus 2,555 minus I nowhere near that and for some reason I don’t have much health and it appears that every time I load the game I have less health so I’m going to die if I need books there there finally finally hey Al do you have any books I do have books but you suck soone know how many book wait wait wait creeper I’m going to go to your librarian vill librarian villagers sadly the Villager died actually this is actually this is actual new though so he died to no villager that sells bookshelves for unfortunate circumstances you killed him no do you have the bookshelf villager can I see that is that is fake news he did he killed himself name Tim Books Okay so uh Warhammer 4K the first heretic Warhammer 40K uh the beginning the death the end one two three this man so there’s also Diary of a Wimpy Kid DIY kid is a really good book best uh there’s also uh I need to name 10 books right so uh let me just think of a few more Harry Potter and uh of Harry Potter shut up you look like Ron Weasley Ron also what the hell did you do on the bed why how the [ __ ] do you open your camera on bed bro G care yeah yeah yeah looks like Greg hey I mean why does he always wear one you are a hoe shut up you’re the so my di can you mind I was trying to take take a wank during that day I was not actually wanking hopefully hopefully you weren’t you’re huge I don’t want to think of that it’s not huge yours is small girl my huge job I’m sorry that you have chinger virus Ginger virus it’s an actual disease so yeah you want to know what’s really [Music] s do you want some mending no Unbreaking there we go a few I need some more free Unbreaking I guess are you all right is everything good what the [ __ ] why you coughing so much you you’re not orer Arthur Morgan Arthur Morgan arur schlong schan Tahiti so ch ch chy what wait why is he called Pinkman and not white man Danny would have liked him he’s not even pink if he was why they call him Jesse pink man I don’t see any pink post free yeah I’m just going to try to get some pillagers up and running bro hopefully [Music] I’m I don’t know how this Farm works so uh Alpha R have you played a red dead reder so uh creeper could you tell me how this Farm Works before I accidentally do something I am at the prer Outpost be quick before I accidentally do something no don’t look at my stash of porn pornographic novels so uh what do you do in the farm can you quickly come before I accidentally do something okay thank God something good what are you going to do I am trying to do the farm but uh okay she left uh uh what I do do I have functioning PCP no I don’t okay and’s TP I don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m doing with uh spread your alpages and he okay are you in the raid do you have the right sword give you the sword he didn’t because I have my own oh so uh so what I do take these eat one and wait now slowly you have to slowly swing up there and kill all the enemy like this too fast slowly slowly this yeah this yeah yeah yeah second speed yeah every seconds that’s the right speed oh solid you can’t do this I was getting really solid solid come on solid I was getting Rock Solid it’s not working the VES aren’t dying well just hit him again don’t hit them faster they’ll break it I have a sharpness five it ain’t working BR well I don’t just hit him again hit him again brother brother I just hit him twice they aren’t dying what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh F [ __ ] there you why is nothing dying what the [ __ ] it was uh I don’t know I have no idea what the hell’s going on now we can uh do our destruction of Albuquerque process much faster get to carve out the Bedrock of society in the middle of nowhere after this 10 minutes will you join me in team f and T hopefully it team [ __ ] yeah team [ __ ] you just I’m looking like a chck Tock looking like a brick stop looking like a CH Dr B on my bre was down to the pain round please [Music] God no one lives in the desert like there’s Palestine and the Ottoman Empire but Palestine and the Ottoman Empire are [ __ ] holes Albuquerque is the only good desert Nation I mean America is the only good desert country hell yeah bro luckily I’m 100% American yes you are very yeah yeah you’re real American pal yeah I’m a real American you’re a true American I want to be American actually enes I’m sure you at least 10% Irish I’m Ginger of course I’m like I’m like 102% Irish with a 4% no you’re not Uncle rockus shut the hell up then why am I Ginger gingers are 102% ginger oh wait I remember now he was 102% African with a 2% margin eror damn he’s a 400 he’s 104% African how do you do that now listen to your Tim Tim listen to your Tim Tim you and your one clums Uncle Ruckus look can’t say that word Nicaragua Nigeria ninja ninjer it’s a really good class not going to lie the Eureka Effect is really good for a ner the Ure effect cuz I know because you suck but yeah nering ninjaing g me ninja I’m looking like a tick holy [ __ ] ninja 942 reference isn’t ninja a part of France I mean n you know Ninja’s a no no I can’t torture solid solid solid unfortunately solid is a worker he has workers rights I cannot abuse his rights don’t worry you’re American you can abuse the [ __ ] out of him he’s British no I can’t do that I can’t I can’t bully him you’re not bullying him you’re just taking advantage of the fact that you’re streaming because if I do he’ll uh he’ll share my IP he’ll share my home address technically that’s illegal so he wouldn’t do that he would be in all of trouble if he ever did it secondly actually I think creeper could Su memes St because he accidentally did that one right uh did once ah feel bad for him creeper got docked I’m looking like a Tik to it’s only legal if you get caught but if you leave I mean publicly leak or it gets out because of a searching individual I am totally totally not talking about the shortbread if he ever says it we all know who said that to him shortbread no no don’t go after my man solid if you like tell anyone and they just release it then you know you’re [ __ ] I mean why am I even saying is this he already knows this also I’m pretty sure solid would not tell Vos anything cuz he solid knows that as soon as Vos gets a home address he’s going to abuse it oh he will he will definitely I mean you know I almost made a contract yeah that’s the thing too wait how do you IP ban people then how you IP ban by just writing their username oh I think that yeah that’s that’s basically what happens if you IP B someone now the next thing the worst thing to IP ban is hardware Ban which literally bans you your components if I remember but um I’m sure that c Lord is definitely IP banned hopefully I I think C Lord’s already in here yeah I don’t think no actually actually that’s that’s not I’m surprised K hasn’t found me out but of that exist yet you know C Lord is a special individual so she still goes to that special school I still remember the fact that he told me that there’s a special place where bad kids go do you want to know what it is called how no it’s called the corner literally just a corner I thought it was asz also we have a minute so uh I need to say this I’m Sorry’s so on Nic okay guys is uh end of the Earth erria team team time goodbye goodbye I don’t know what the rest of the song is goodby fudge is team f please work I beg of you for team fies to work did you end the stream I’m not ending stream te for two works sucks de six Expos was banned yeah I got banned from uh no it doesn’t work do you want do you want to know my newest achievement in TF2 it’s doing it again my newest achievement is the best achievement in TF2 do you want to know what it’s called am I hearing blue win theme hello you I I have good news do you want to know my new achievement in TF2 it’s called the [ __ ] block okay Alpha is we start game of casual yay [ __ ] block is the best achievement in TF2 change my my bro [ __ ] [ __ ] block it’s called [ __ ] block do you want to know how you get [ __ ] block Survivor Direct Hit from critical rocket rocket roet okay so survive soldiers massive [ __ ] got it yes [ __ ] block it’s literally called [ __ ] block so War crime and punishment in a single life kill three enemies who have damaged a mega de is healing May 2nd gaming strike has gotten I beg of you to work [Music] game ra bra the team [ __ ] to baby oh oh oh no way no way I got it okay this is going right it’s good on my side is it good on the other side yeah it’s good it looks good no it’s not it’s what’s my ping bro and I was shot let me stream’s [ __ ] quick the stream is really bad okay those Bots your streams bad bro just get what the [ __ ] okay there’s there’s people there’s bot B bot is very bad you need we need to get a new game come on NG’s please put a new game or end the stream too actually I can stream I’m not doing this uh guys is yeah we can play we can play though we can play so goodbye guys I guess and I’m just going to play with youbye for coms