🔥 EPIC Minecraft Live Stream with Fans! #257

e e e e e e e e e e e e I was trying to build something here for the convenience for techn to see but I didn’t have enough time so this is what you’ll have to deal with I was building a spawn decoration but how was I supposed to build this in like 5 minutes where I had to clear the trees and build the whole thing anyways we’re doing a Minecraft stream because Jeff won’t shut up it’s all his fault if you were expecting Roblox too bad because it’s his fault so we’re here who keeps dming me got I got anyways we’re waiting for techn bacon he has Minecraft I bought it for him now don’t you dare any of you expect uh any donations from me that doesn’t happen that’s kind of like the other way around you give me money I don’t give it to you got it you don’t get any money I get the money get out of here Jeff go away get out of here Jeff you’re not pretty to look at get out of here Minecraft is bad says Oliver says Oliver DD Jeff you’re going to have to deal with Oliver yourself he’s not really my problem well let start the arguing hold on techno we’re setting up a little decoration right here for you to spawn in and I have no idea if it’ll work or not but we’ll see Oliver is jealous that he can play we can play Minecraft but he can’t yeah that’s that’s why that’s why he’s angry right now that’s why he’s mad right now is that actually the IP wait no it doesn’t matter anyway because I didn’t whitelist him I need his username I need his user to let him in anyways techno could not join do I use Microsoft account for Minecraft you need a Microsoft account yes and people wanted me to buy the Grinch Minecraft I can’t buy it for Bill I mean I could but this PC is terrible how would it even run Minecraft so we’re going to have to get with technno bacon for now I don’t know about the Grinch that’s another $30 what is the Grinch going to do for $30 M my lawn can help make spawn this is kind of like my decoration man and besides techno’s going to join and you both are here I feel like you both should just go home wait for well actually defend your base actually cuz techno’s going to join and you know how he is with you both here got it you know how he loves uh the age of Jeff you know techno’s got a really big crush on Jeff exactly just like Behavior like that so that’s going to happen I’m out well there goes Dei what do you mean oh my God Oliver just said the word wow I can’t believe you you’re lucky Tim isn’t here you’re very lucky he’s not here and he’s white oh my God Oliver how dare you I should ban you for this I should actually ban you for this you can’t say the NW Oliver that’s super duper offensive you’re black no he just because he say you’re black doesn’t mean you’re you are that’s also offensive yeah very racist of oler right now we must ban Oliver yes he’s being very very evil right now I have all the building materials man I’m doing it myself for technno bacon to see all this he’s going to see these white pillars and think about Jeff oh man I would have bought it for the Grinch but he wasn’t online so techn bacon he suddenly came back out of nowhere and then boom goodbye for somebody at least what is that supposed to mean I wasn’t even here I don’t know man you bought it for techno yes I did because techno’s broke and he can’t get himself and besides in this Minecraft server we need somebody to bully and of course it has to be techno Bon so we chose him we needed somebody to bully you should know that I can roast don’t worry technov vac will be here we just I just got to set up the spawn it doesn’t have to be so pretty PR though just look Majestic I’m not oh my god oh yeah dream techno just called the the man who’s addicted to guards fat and now he got banned on Roblox big surprise biggest surprise there of him getting banned again everyone’s getting banned for calling yeah yeah it’s true Lally the mods are queso if you say fat on Roblox you will get banned trust me you will make it look like mushrooms like Mario uh I like the wait no that looks better actually why did I use the oops my pickaxe is too strong actually use the dark oak wood that looks a lot better Vlog your room your room why why who cares about your room or trimmed it’s so nice without Tech you better enjoy it while it lasts while techno isn’t here but it’s going to end very very soon since techn bacon is going to join he’s going to get killed immediately as he joins I know you all are going to do that I know you’re just going to kill him right as he joins it’s going to happen Jeff I need you to put some oak wood in this spot at once man at that last pillar spot it’s laggy then get rid of your Chi chickens you have too many oops oh great look what I’ve done there well I’m missing a spot but it’s fine I don’t know why we’re building it mushroom based but hey it’s a dark oak forest I feel like togno is going to spawn under the base not the base under the spawn point maybe not probably cuz when I use the compass it’s literally pointing right here so maybe he will maybe he won’t who knows guys stop decorating it I think I think we’ve done enough we’ve bored everybody already all right it’s time to process to get wait what’s his user techno what is your user that looks like poop these are trees mushroom trees no what is you wait what I need one more thing go get it then you have an elytra how do you give someone Minecraft gift you go in the Minecraft launcher you press the gift button and and get the person’s email and yeah that’s all you just get the person you’re giftings email and that’s all it’s very simple and then you place a name on the gifter and then boom you get it you just send it to them of course you got to give the pay information to the person who’s gifting oh no not techn bacon techn bacon just techn bacon is gonna make a big torch out of Tim he’s gonna put a stick on Tim and then he’s going to make a torch what like going to make pigs yeah that’s all he’s going to do made the piggies am I seriously out of stone no I’m good I’m good I’m great KZ oh oh my gosh it’s czy I didn’t even notice he joined actually end rods those are good decorations you could place them anywhere if you want yeah sure just leave it there bro oh way no way you deal with them oh my god dream you’re already in this game and you’re already annoying go away in this game many times bro KZ get out of our land he is on our land didn’t I build a zombie or Grinch farm right next to ky’s house or his base maybe he’ll use it for his personal use but bro can you guys not kill Phantoms there you go all right it’s time to invite technno bacon when it’s daytime I have too much stuff on me by the way I need to clear it all up oh look at our base you guys haven’t seen the SMP in a while it’s growing or advancing a little bit don’t look at that really again I can’t get left alone man they keep following me oops uh what’s this for it’s not really the dream SMP this is ky’s house or it’s his Hut whatever it is and uh this is the Green Farm just go in here I don’t know why he’s in there there you look nice little Grinch Farm it just spawns the Grinch and he gets pushed by the water and boom he gets farmed right there and all this flesh and stuff goes in there I don’t know who fell down there but I will never know all show creeper the heck what are you doing whoa okay these guys can fly these guys can actually fly like literally can fly Cy what are you doing don’t just what if creeper explodes the farm that’s possible possibility that that could happen but it hasn’t we’re not idiots we’re not just going to blow it up anyways back to the base I’m lagging a lot my base don’t worry I’ll invite techno once I invite him I’ll go right to the spawn point hold on close that clear my inventory cuz it’s messy having a one no it’s lagging it’s your fault yeah Jeff that’s kind of you on in cuz when I hit tab I can see your connection is messing up use the boat to swim in the lava does dream want Minecraft cuz I have a feeling he’s trying to say in a weird way you have Grinch Minecrafts you guys really want Grinch but not techno don’t get that when did you say yes I didn’t hear you how are they comfortable with the Grinch being in Minecraft but not techno I know techno is weird but have you seen the Grinch that on me I guess God I hate this like where did they even get this what did I do Soviet Union I have a feeling you’re going to make that in Minecraft he’s going to start with the Soviet Union then 1940 Germany and you’ll see where it goes from there just a please Bill okay I cleared up everything probably no I don’t need that anymore all right hold on I’ll invite techno just give me a second all right all right I’m good I’m good let’s go andite techno what’s his user let’s see techno plays but is old is with a zero great going man got to invite cuz I bought him Minecraft I don’t know why techno did not have access to multiplayer when he got Minecraft I don’t know how he fixed it I don’t know what his problem was I don’t know how he did it he’s not going to explain it I’m guessing I don’t feel comfortable with KY next to the base then kick them out it’s your base your land do what it takes give him an eviction notice oh thank God Tim is in here I uh White list what I what is going on I’m literally gone and they’re stupidly doing things again yep that’ll do it t no Bon wow that is the most worst skin I’ve ever seen all right look the message popped up now somebody send them the IP no spawn I’m giving out Minecraft well I don’t know where the you weren’t available D the bacon was right there and they kept Jeff and Dei kept talking about like give Grinch Minecraft I was like why why would I do that he’s going to do bad things probably going to spawn a million Withers he well that was a terrible shot I don’t even know what he’s doing man look at him trying to build a staircase on this little island well we’ll never know what ifno sits on the End Rod well disgusting him Jeff you better go check it out what is ky doing what if he’s building a giant pee stupid bro he just sent the IP how did you not see it all okay nope okay no he is I have a feeling you are a scammer with pinging me in dream in Minecraft I had I was pinging you because maybe you would have taken it from him like technno bacon maybe you would have taken the Minecraft and not give it a techno you already summoned Herran you didn’t exist need to remove them though a you moved you moved man when is techno going to get here he’s so slow ah he’s taking forever man might as well uh you you’re disgusting yeah exactly you’re disgusting DG now showing up naked and full of white stuff cool let me see wow I am [Laughter] incredible was doomed to fall oh my God D are you showing up or you just trying to bait us right here I guess I’ll do decorations since he’s taking a while but what can I add give me those I don’t want him to get those or else bye-bye server techno scamming you yeah he scammed me for $30 I can’t believe him come on manno ask for I did ask for refund but dgno was like no I don’t want to refund no refunds techn being selfish no it’s not in Realms it’s not no it’s not in the Realms techno it is not in the Realms no it’s not this isn’t a realm it’s aernos Lally multiplayer server create Realms cost money L eternos is free techno Indian scammer real it definitely is oh come on when is he going to get here stick piston Contraption the only thing for gifting is you just got to send me the email that you’re using on your Minecraft account and or with your Microsoft account as well and boom I think that solves itself who keeps pinging me yeah techno just send an alternative email so it’s not really his main one ah who keeps pinging me I clicked the wrong thing I’m an idiot was it alln named well it’s at dark so yeah probably I wouldn’t have imagine him sending his mom’s email and I got a lot of Pigs by Bill himself I’ll just put Do Not Disturb and we’ll be good don’t worry no more pings run do not disturb techno’s going to make a stick piston Contraption to a pig no I’m good good I don’t want to check Discord and techn bacon is taking forever Jeff I think he’s waiting for you to leave you must fly away and go kill KZ cuz he’s doing something over there I don’t even know what oh uh I think I know what he’s doing he’s making like a jump off the edge Contraption KY you’re so emo really you’re going to make something like that just so you can jump off and die wow so emo of you look at that he’s going to do it again I’m not done okay then is that the height toilet he sent DM is he making a skibby toilet what what is your DM H that’s weird it says connection lost hold on techn bacon has tried to join but it says this hello techn you’re trying to connect to connection lost but it played an ad server not found I feel like that’s on your end that’s not mine I feel like that’s on your end techno it’s not in my end I think your Internet sucks techno I think your internet’s so garbage that you just can’t even join a server I can’t believe it wow you’re that immune everything you’re making me mad I got to hit a turtle this is why the Grinch should have had Minecraft you don’t know he has a god piece he probably had a Chromebook he couldn’t load a thing in Minecraft he probably owns a Chromebook I don’t know or in this iPod or something it’s literally turning night time I can show you my VC Dr we don’t need to see your PC it just has to handle Minecraft it does not need to be like superly crazy powerful PC like mine can literally kind of handle Minecraft while it’s streaming kind of like my frames are a little droppy a little and look at that techno you took so long the Phantoms came back cuz I haven’t slept at all you need the IP again wait a minute did it add him hold on maybe it didn’t yeah Jeff that’s that was not the right one Jeff that was not the right Jeff I don’t think that was the right uh IP I don’t think it was yours is that maybe or am I wrong I this is the literally the IP right there what the heck are you doing yeah he’s definitely building a giant P Jeff he’s literally doing building a giant PP right over there you got to stop him it’s like right over there Jeff not that far away to see and I wonder who built it and he’s gone and I heard that literally I don’t sleep okay I get it try to punish me okay dagna what is struggling you now that’s a huge be oh and you fly away good idea where’d he go oh wow he spawned right there that’s stupid oh my gosh oh my gosh dno you’re disgusting idiot get off you’re dis disgusting man you shot the wrong guy come [Laughter] here oh crap techno has just died to Jeff now where did he go there he is he’s right there his skin looks like from 2017 exactly look at that let me get a good look at techno look how emo is look as he’s got his blue slime right around his hands I wonder where it came from the blood everything I already shot look at that he spawned on top of the mushroom thingy cool thing thing too now they’re going to keep killing him now they’re going to keep killing him just stand still I missed I missed again oh he fell down I’ll get him try to oh crap I’m so laggy I can’t do this and there’s the green CH again whoa and I’m lagging that’s even better give me that instead I’m lagging again I hate this I can’t do any great activity here or else it breaks things look at that now he’s just W running around going in with the Villagers toate how dare you techno look at this oops I may have made the mad no never mind else what the heck you see what I mean ow oh you set your spawn point techno Farm man you made the Techno form wow bro the lag is it that bad yeah it is that that bad he’s a good that techno didn’t even stay here for that long and now he’s already getting threaten to get banned come here how did I not kill you skill because you’re trying to kill techno man wow skills is pretty good skills it says I use skills to kill this man bro don’t kill the villagers come on well that was simple that was very simple He’s A Mir God dang it he’s immune to things wow skills is amazing amazing at killing things killing players skills is so good I I hit him but not I didn’t but I did oh darn I heard the Phantoms [Music] again I can reach him but I can’t know I have thorns hey look at that it’s the birds I don’t have time to deal with you man I got to deal with technno bacon he’s so weird now he’s out there somewhere well I had fun killing him didn’t I what the we had fun killing him right Jeff or not sure get out of here man you’re not welcome you’re not welcome here man oh techno you’re not even welcome here get out of here you not walk that way those Phantoms well he’s gone he went in the woods what you deserve he’s gone now then get rid of your animals Jeff you have too many get rid of your animals man techno sucks look at that he came back bro Jeff can’t you remove his bed you dummy idiot hold on got to be one of these beds a I think I think we got the right one yeah we did you got the right one perfect so many Phantoms out the spawn like no Z he’s in the wood you have Grinch Minecraft now why would you want me to spend more money on that besides why would I give the Grinch Minecraft give me one good reason why I should give me one reason why I should do that he will help bully techno well that’s all that’s all the dream does he Pro show proof he would built on Towers exactly that’s what he would ex that’s what he would do he’ll bully KZ cuz of emo s can work sure yeah but how do you know he’s actually going to do it well dougo’s here and Jeff has to stay here a lot more often because you know techno’s here not Jeff get rid of your animals there’s too many your [Music] cows look at that you brought your whole green charm me in a big noos Squidward and not techno in here where is techno I’m not really I just killed them for fun that’s all I really did where could techn bacon be we must go over everything uh about the server the rules yeah the rules you got to learn all the rules that I’m going to make up right now as long as I know where he is but he’s nowhere to be seen [Laughter] he’s continuing building that on there’s a skeleton skeleton smell and the creeper but that’s not really important now where is dgno he’s not even here he’s not even at the spawn he ran away he’s out in the woods should we show him future was map no we can’t trust techno he’s going to obviously tell Tim Tim does not deserve the future wow Map There’s KZ I found him no you’re not you’re not there you’re not at the spawn techno I don’t see you anywhere you’re not even there May that F like but I’m not sure I see Jeff that far away but I don’t see techno Jeff you’re obviously not invited to seeing techno because you’re obviously just going to be annoying again get out of here and K’s over there darn it I missed I missed there he is all right no no no weapons trust me I don’t have any I mean I do but I won’t use them je can you just do something else in your life that was so Random to say I won’t kill okay then all right techno rule number one uh no 18 plus content you know no mating no sitting on endrod [Music] and no putting arrows up your butt something like that okay you got roomle number one techno yes hold on repeat it repeat what I said no no say it again you know what whatever you don’t have to repeat it rule number two no cheating obviously it’s no cheating no exploiting no x-ray nothing like that that’s that’s obviously a rule uh you’re not a cheater right obviously you’re not not like Soul yeah exactly what’s rule number 2.1 number rule number 2.1 um no screaming rule number three um rule number 30 he going to say what’s rule number 34 oh my God anyways techno do you think this is just a question I asked so many questions techno do you agree that the Grinch said should should get Minecraft no okay it’s that settles it that settles it right here he’s not getting Minecraft because techno said so why are you guys spamming what’s wrong with you get Grinch Minecraft well Jeff says yes and DD says yes why are you agree with dou I was just messing with you besides you might start flipping off everybody especially when Jeff and Dei started flipping each other off TNA are you here to survive or are you just here to fool around and just be annoying as much as possible depends okay communism there’s no communism here now dno and KZ are going to mate make a million babies and you know uh do things rule number 10 no Tim he no come on why do you have no you’re lucky Tim isn’t here you’re lucky he’s not here you’re lucky he’s not I’m going back to my base all right guys there you go techno is in the game he’s here but and Jeff’s connection suddenly tanked and now he’s stuck in place Jeff Jeff oh there he is your connection is at one that not that can’t be good Jeff that can’t be good oh yeah by the way um Dy might be Emo look at all these signs dream you’re like a therapist or something something you must understand what this means is that a dog you see all this stuff right here do you have any idea what any of that means I mean I can’t read so I don’t I have no idea what he’s writing here even on his toilet T you going through Emo stage emo stages right 63 no disrespect the sigma such as Tim he lost his Li in level techno’s going to make de’s pet bro he lost my elytra I just somehow knew he would lose it techno was slain by KZ KZ how dare you somebody like KZ would just killed techno anyways I went to two end cities and I got two elytras I gave one of them to uh DD but his idiot he fell in lava and then the elytra is gone wait for him so now it’s gone there goes all that good searching for that elytra it’s gone you burned up in the lava can we continue to feature Wows no I’m kind of bored of building it like getting all the materials is going to be stupidly long and we’ve been bored like for a while on this right now and we’ve been wanting and I regret to say it uh a war it’s boring man there’s nothing going on there’s got to be some drama happening out here like look at that idiot outside he’s got to start a war at some point my calculation are correct ZD is Obama long lost cousin cool man very happy for you I might as not shoot him or else I might kill him what KY what do you want want want this nether rock no I have enough nether rock I have plenty of nether rock so we must debate do we give the Grinch um Minecraft he has to have an email on his Microsoft account the email that he will always use for his Minecraft account and he’s got to figure out the stupidness of how Minecraft is cuz techno canot access multiplayer I don’t know why techno do you have any idea why can’t you access multiplayer when I bought it for you je what do you want you don’t know you don’t know oh my God he doesn’t know ladies and gentlemen I hate KZ he dark oh my God technno bacon I can’t believe you techn bacon why would you say that you’re being racist again like racist actually you could ever be right now besides I don’t want to show the future W map it’s under construction it’s not done yet but it’s work we’re working on it and we’re not showing it on stream because Tim might be watching and you don’t want to show him there is no filter on my Minecraft so I can say N word t is actually going to say right here right now hold on one second dream if if you want Minecraft you got to say you want it if you don’t respond in 5 seconds you don’t get it or he doesn’t know how Kaden is like 5 Seconds oh man oh that’s quite a shame man he didn’t respond and what are you doing in my house te Jeff aren you supposed to be defending you know your base what if techno’s in there looting your room setting it on fire putting white stuff everywhere you got you got to go check it out well that’s easy enough oh yeah I can spawn the wither I can spawn the wither give me one moment goo Chad do you want to fight the weer oh my God TNA why are you putting paintings on your we Wei in my house you finally say something wait he doesn’t want it that that just means he doesn’t want it all right then what the heck [Music] well I guess the Grinch doesn’t want Minecraft he didn’t respond in 5 seconds well doesn’t oh you see in this smpp it’s always you know crap there’s two chickens right there I don’t know why when did you say that like like half a seconds ago I don’t even know why you didn’t respond but still uh all right dream I I know I’m it makes it seem like that I don’t want you to get Minecraft that’s not it why do you want it though cuz I’m literally spending like $30 to buy you something and I need to know why because I need to know if you’re actually going to use it or not whoa don’t creep up on me man you tell me techos first oh yeah per of course see this is where it all started techn bacon he suddenly Returns on cook burgers suddenly he just it was just random he appeared out of nowhere so then techn bacon swoops down in to cook burgers and then he sees Tim Jeff and me there and so he looked at the Patties on the grill and they burn and then techno called Tim overcooked and and that upsets him so much and then he starts ranting off screaming all day he called him overcooked and so uh techno went behind Jeff and he put him in a choke hold position and then he was about to unzip his pants and so I agreed to give technno bacon Minecraft if he didn’t Ma and then boom here we are watch it man he almost hit me there by the way how is he that’s c yeah the biggest C ever I bro techno hit the ground too hard while trying to escape KZ what is that supposed to mean he hit the ground too hard really they’re both fighting Jeff we got to check it out forget the weather we got to go check out what they’re doing they’re fighting each other like idiots KY keeps killing you likely [Music] story very likely story turn off x-ray wait this is x-ray it’s not really x-ray it’s just brightening ores I can turn it off if you want if it’s too distracting if it’s too distracting to you I’ll turn it off just give it a second there turn off or hacks je why do you got your animal farm right here it said visible ores if I was xray I could see through the stone now it’s time to check on technov bacon and see what he’s doing he’s probably mating KY right now I wonder if I can land on there nope yeah this is probably where he hit the ground too hard right here is that a sign hold on hold on he probably said the N word on this one Hearts no armor get your got get you to half the stfall will really what does that even mean you fall down from this and you get set to half that’s kind of a weird thing to say it’s like a riddle or something techn bacon what is going on this is the authorities here I feel like you got to do something about this yeah he’s probably doing something look at that look at that look how he’s moving his hand he’s probably using one hand right now to that tree get to the tree oh my gosh look at that animal creeps all creepies there he goes he runs away you know he’s going right to our base right that’s the direction right to our base the beacon right up there that’s literally his natural habitat now he’s in his cave look at him like a wild animal that he [Laughter] is hello K he left never mind he might come back now we got to buy the Grinch admin not not admin Minecraft this did you really have to shoot him I mean like why man that’s that’s $60 out of my pocket dream has got to do some chores for this but what is he got to do dream is lazy he doesn’t do anything uh what can he do what can you do um Jeff do you have any ideas he just throw a stone pickaxe right there Ben techno he broke rule 2731 no Gat shrinking that me the heck is no Gat shrinking come on think I we got all day help him with home lore to continue absolutely not I don’t even want to get started with him about the home lore and the grin I don’t even think he wants to talk about it either I’m not paying him $30 for that well the furry died I got killed by something lives here thought his name was Brian or brain well but now technno Bacon’s out there we must spy on him don’t move man quit following me either you got to quit following me and do your own thing not going to our lands This Is Our Land with the torches on it yeah that counts as our land don’t go on it techno be is trying to survive in the woods but he’s right there you’re very easy to spot with your blueish look don’t spy on me what you’re doing techno you’re trying to entertain for the viewers what else am I supposed to do man I can’t just do Minecraft stuff that’s too boring you got to entertain the viewers come on Techna do [Music] something he didn’t mine the coal I can’t believe him he didn’t even mine the coal I bet he’s racist he’s racist that he didn’t mind that Co taking a photo I like how like that that’s too close that’s a little too close Jeff give me that c I need it for future Wows yeah we’re kind of like build we’re kind of building future Wows and we need a lot of coal blocks so we’re trying to get as much coal as we can je get job was getting M from where down there oh my gosh I need lava hold on let me go get a bucket of lava give me one second uh techn bacon isn’t it funny that I could just you know what was would you do if I did something like you know so never mind I was joking about that don’t I wasn’t going to all right get out of here man this is my Soul Sand get out of here or do that sure go away man go in the woods and I got to follow you the whole way there cuz we are bored the heck you got one dirt and that’s what you care about really oh my God I think I heard Tim Tim he’s always mining wood that’s all he does that’s all you do Jack now mine wood that’s all you got I feel like you’re mining wood for a reason stop trees there stuck he was chopping that tree down leave him alone [Laughter] I all right then techno I’ll leave you alone I got to go fight the weer anyway and Jeff is not invited it’s not even our property it’s not I think the DT was dno’s poop disgusting you guys you are so disgusting don’t follow me KY has joined the game and he’s very emo look he’s black now techno’s definitely going to kill him bro Jeff we fought the Willer like three times blue slime wow yum Army’s going to fight Tim yeah what exactly just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s Tim I’m going to pirate Minecraft bro I said you’re not invited man go away and how do you have slow falling you’re an invited get out of here oh go annoy techno like you’re good at doing that you love Annoying techno don’t you love doing that I want flower then you got to the Wither has to kill something for a black flower I don’t even know what it could kill your chickens perfect if only you had so many baby chickens that works it just has to kill something to drop a black flower go ahead dry it what need sing it man I don’t know dream if you want Minecraft send email and I will dox it or hack it whatever it is why not on stream Jeff that’s too boring that’s too boring Jeff we got to fight the Wither just spawn the eggs man just stop waiting man keep waiting around man you wasting time come on wow oh there you go you got two nice cool all right let’s spawn the wether you see the cave dweller yeah the cave dweller is in vanilla Minecraft is techno allowed in the base absolutely not Jeff does not agree of course he wouldn’t really 3 want go now stand back wait Jeff stand back let him kill the chickens let him kill the chickens he’s dead get out of here man oh gosh he’s after me again what the heck bro why does he always chase me he always he always always chases me he can’t attack anybody else go away why do you always chase me can’t you chase anybody else ow how dare you oh my god look how much you [Music] broke wither Oho ow you’re hurting me man W that wasn’t so bad oh I got a flower nice that wasn’t so bad I got one too so each of us get one unless there’s more around here that we missed there you go we found the Wither Tim’s baby are flying those are bats you dumb dumb idiot dream see this is why you don’t get Minecraft because you don’t know much about it did you send email so I could spam it how the heck do you die to a zombie what the heck how the heck does KY died to a zombie stupidest thing I’ve ever seen I feel like they were here the door is left open this door is left open ah no way Jeff get out of here man Jeff get out of here look outside Jeff get out of here look at no look outside Jeff got TNT just look outside I outside Jeff he’s building his house oh my gosh private property man get off what is he doing you’re building your house right there now get dream to Fall by Jeff Jeff it’s raining have fun it’s not going to work it’s raining man like it’s going to catch on fire I’ll go to sleep if you need to cuz I haven’t slept in this game and I need to get those uh what are they called again I’m having a brain fart I don’t remember them Phantoms that’s what they’re called yeah I just got it got came back bro you came back for your house now he’s burning it techno you got to live somewhere else man Jeff is not allowing you to stay here bro I need my stuff burn this loot Jeff you you heard you heard the Grinch burn his loot it’s my server well this is Jeff’s land in my server so you got to respect his land and he broke his foot and steel Jeff makes no decision this is our base and Jeff makes the R so I guess my base is in the nether it’s not really here so it’s technically his he made all his land I cleared it all out oh you sure did Jeff you’re the big man here oh my techno do you want to see the GRE farm anyways do you want to see the grein farm oh wait I got a text message yes I am don’t worry it’s not my boss it’s just my sister come this way right here just avoid the land or else you’ll get shot down and killed like right now he’s shooting me right now Chef calm down it’s just the Grinch Farm is not really this is casy’s house well I used to whatever why do I even try this is a stupid shop that he made I don’t even know what it’s supposed to be about it’s something he left all his loot in there I don’t even know what it’s supposed to be about he just made it there and nothing else happened Jeff if you kill me again you furry oh well he’s going to do it again he’s going to do it again trust me all right dream did he send it if you call me again you like little kids he hasn’t even killed you once all right let’s see did the Grinch send it no he didn’t Bill dming me nope nothing now yet at least he probably might send a late late I mean oh there’s technno bacon technno bacon I made a bet with Dei I said if he dies with the elytra and loses it you get get to sleep with him so lucky day for you techno well I guess he’s not going to know you going to jump off okay then okay Lu [Laughter] Jeff come on man are you serious look at all this stuff he has bones rotten flesh wooden tools he’s probably going to mate the squids how are you floating are you lagging yeah you are lagging Jeff does this mean you’re furry you just killed him again you killed him again man what’s wrong with you I got something that I really don’t need I got the nether store at least and he lost connection and I’m stuck with techno again techno you better hurry you better hurry up quickly you you better hurry back here get quickly back here man you’re taking forever techno look are you stumbling everywhere he’s running around there just get your tools just grab your tools and see the Grinch farm so that you could Farm its flesh or do whatever cuz you’re kind of newbie right now just go down the hole that I chased you down in and go in here he’s coming all you got to do all right techno I just tricked you this is your job now so now you’re supposed to stay here for the rest of your life and now slay these zombies and then use the flesh to give it to the Villager and then you make money that’s technically your job now oh yeah and there’s armor over there and if you really want it that’s all you really need the chicken techno get started man techno get started you’re a slave start slaying the [Applause] zombies it takes a second for more to spawn just look through the window and you’ll see them it’s kind of dark in there it has to be they got to be spawn in now eventually so literally you’re farming the Grinch now give it to that big noosed Squidward do you have crafting table no on me uh no no I don’t the deal the heck are they doing techno get to work no no get to work you get to work your shoes broke oh my god dgno get to work dgno you’re supposed to kill the Zombies there you go now you get more zombies oh wow you got protection pants that’s cool now K’s here uh I’m going to leave so that you can two can get along right in here I’ll be you you stay there I’ll invite him okay Z oh my [Music] gosh look at what he just said clip it clip it look what he just said oh my gosh I didn’t say it he did he did say he meant to say it he meant to say it 100% wow KY just said the N word and Tim isn’t here luckily enough that’s Jeff right there I need wood it look racist I’m back he’s going to go went down that hole bro don’t shoot him man I don’t know if it’ll hit him maybe it might I think he’s going to stay down there Jeff he’s farming the Grinch I made him a Slave healed Kill the Zombies never mind don’t worry he’s safe he just got to worry about KZ he’s um I don’t know what he’s doing he’s can we make a BB for him make why doesn’t he make it himself dude why you’re not black I can see you right there KZ you’re not black you’re just a duck you kind of missed on that one okay now techno’s in there oh so boring techno all you do is mwood that’s all you do you really do you just mine wood all day oh he does man wow KY wow I can’t believe that your pee is red and you peed all over yourself on your leg and it’s on your hands and it’s on your head somehow exactly all right let me go check on him let me check on my slave he’s working look at all these zombies stacked up you got to kill them man he made help oh we get I need a whip no my gosh get more zombies get them in there there you go you killed them one sck [Laughter] no two sticks give me two sticks I’m whip him how did his shoes break already his shoes already broken man get to work man get back to work get back to get back to work oh he’s trying I know I have no food bro you have food techno literally carrots potatoes raw chicken and rotten flesh that’s the food that you got there you go that’s your food for the day run FL R in flesh but that’s bad for you oh crap it’s czy oh it’s raw I don’t care if it’s I don’t care if it has poison ivy in it you got to eat it that’s it techno you’re doing your job no no no techno you know what I’m going to do this now they’re going to jump in when are they showing up oh now they are I should better close that in techno bring back the slab wait techno bring it back we need it for the farm bring back the slap thingy and put it back there now the greens can get farmed what about you I haven’t you been doing anything did techno want to mate you did he say your nose is attractive where did you get not that not that food brother you can’t eat that it’s poisonous Jeff that’s the food I gave you it’s even worse come on dream if you don’t know what’s going on we made techno our slave and he has to kill those he’s speaking against his master how dare you eat it give me the stick come here eat it eat it know spider eyes I shoot oh my [Music] [Laughter] God no techno keep working there’s so many zombies in there they saw e no he wasn’t working now work more zombies on the way let me check the window yeah they’re on the way more zombies coming in I need boots I’m cold there’s boots no there’s no boots holy crap does this guy give any food no he doesn’t he only takes food I don’t know if he can help with any of those what if techno makes a run for it well I don’t really care actually I think he’s just doing this just for uh flesh I think he’s just doing this for gear cuz he’s cuz he literally has nothing right now he just has armor just got armor and the sword from this farm right here and Boots remember techno you got to sell sell sell take this flesh give it to this guy and he’ll give you money because he’s just weird like that he likes to buy flesh yeah have boots just for tno iron boots great choice hold on didam sending me his email I can spam it now dream do you want me to say your email out loud don’t block it off now I can’t get out now KZ oh wait one second wait here I’ll be right back KY what are you doing no to the server I am in so you mode that I need to get made by Techo so I wrote this sign so that he can find my phone number and we can meet each other online we can me each no are never F like on backwards I’m for real well there you have it did he take anything Jeff you must check everything here maybe he took something unless he dropped it wait no he would have dropped it then if he did take anything he dropped the sticks he’s going to run no no he’s not I’ll keep guard here and you keep guard at techno nothing would go wrong are we making techno our slave what if dream joins he’s going to be the second slave get back to work sell the Run FL dream keep farming your own kind bro Tim would be so shocked if he joined very shocked hold on my dog’s on my door give me a second you don’t get to speak to people where work cool whatever you know what I’m kind of entertained to check on techno I must check on him I want I want to see what he’s doing Jeff needs a nap or he is a furry like Tim what do you mean like Tim why do I hear another zombie his armor is already breaking get back to work Oliver you in the same gr as de brother perfect work work now what is this no food for you you kidding my food no my food you’re eating it right in front of him that’s so mean I your food you eat right in front of it that’s so mean this stop he’s so good yum yum yum but I no one plus one is his pants already broke this gold armor sucks hurs two and a half work wear pants we’re get cancelled who deleted the signs crap he’s back there again well now I got to go back there and check on him please I’m hungry sir D oops oh the zombie killed him everything is aha this chest is open somebody was here open the chest and you know what happened you took my sticks to work work man work work work you should do this more often then I just thought of an idea what if we turn on the cobblestone generator and then we threw techno in the machine but that’s so evil just throw it in the machine bro dno’s going to die in that machine if it’s turned on just like factories they’re dangerous so don’t throw don’t fall in the machine or else you’re dead I wonder if he’s still getting a treatment down there yes he is what do you want what are you looking at I please please please 1 million eat you have to eat techno to heal that’s how it works R chicken you got to eat e eat all the time it’s rawen look it’s KZ to attack him that oh he’s fine no you slave KY is pro well he’s technically saave now now techno just slaving away for zombies and he has to eat run flesh we should have done this to Tim Tim deserves it more zombies on the way get ready what is 3j equal 21 and give Ste steak and I give steak okay 3j you don’t know what that is what’s [Music] that it’s so easy wait a minut this is easy seven liar is so dumb he’s such an idiot he doesn’t know you calculated two shovels how did feathers get in here what are zombies dropping these days know saw the answer in chat he gets a Sak anyway he gets the stick anyway more zombies approaching so tweaking so twerking I got it right techno Stop Twerking that’s weird bring a pig and tell him to eat it bring a pig and tell him to eat it when can I Le leave no it’s pork it’s pork chops no he’s not h use my skills again but you ungrateful here and he don’t want it sir I don’t want the barf so many bigs died for you to eat it eat it I am B I’ll make you less full [Music] you ain’t Muslim boy don’t call him boy he keeps throwing it back stop it it now dream do you want me to send the I’m going to get out of here this is getting old dream do you want me to send the the gift now or later can’t place this thing anywhere man wait a minute cas’s black well maybe he could go down there and you know take technno Bean’s Place hold on I’m using the skib toilet come on KZ it’s a perfect job opportunity man get in there there you go [Laughter] you’re not getting out of this no he’s not leaving oh crap no get him uh maybe that’s a leader stop fighting can I get a gift obviously not Oliver you don’t deserve anything now what’s going on in here Whoa man whoa what’s going on oh gosh gy is dead you killed him that’s it tno tno vean hold on get in techno hold get in get in through there I don’t care I don’t care anymore get in through that little people right there died oh great oh great he’s gone now but I want to work you’re not working man you didn’t work my stuff look at all this stuff how many emeralds did he make from that job 11 that was good decent I don’t need his stuff by the way now Cas he has all his stuff okay send gift now hold on Jeff get me out of here wait I have some of this stuff no the helmet give me that okay there I took all right it took all that away I got to send a gift to the Grinch all right while they just Farm the Grinch and then Grinch Farm is going to take a while for dream to send everything up CU he was slain by techn the bacon bro however you don’t deserve a gift you deserve coal all right let’s go to my base where it’s safe not really how the how did you get in here oh yeah I have this let’s keep it in my vault what okay is he outside my door right now am I supposed to be worried why would he go to well it’s obviously where techno belongs there’s like a lot of pigs here this is where he belongs just like his mother oh my God that’s so mean I bet Oliver doesn’t know how to solve circumference of a circle this is where all the piggies are besides can we remove the jail oh that was fast you we remove the jail of this guy that was used to be here cuz it’s kind of annoying to see it here kind of ruined my property value [Music] I got a gifted to the Grinch but hold on oh God I was in full screen guys let me know if dno’s there send a gift to the Grinch Can you send me his email please tell Jeff to stop killing me all right the gringe said his email it starts with a J and [Music] then give oliv the heart what now you heard a knock on my door what do you want what do you want you’re ringing my doorbell get out of here where’s my stuff you expect me to have it I don’t have it I don’t have your stuff techno I don’t know what you want me to tell you son thanks for that I guess now I got to gift the Grinch Minecraft you owe me dream you owe me big time time for this you owe me for this you’re going to pay me back one day if I tell you to jump off a cliff and you say you don’t you owe me $30 bro this is my base the nether portals to yours ours well it’s going to open a lot of programs in this you’re sharing a room pretty what do you say you’re sharing a room pretty gay wow techno you want to sleep with me that’s so disgusting that’s so gross that’s so disgusting no sleeping with each other that’s really gay that is very gay wait oh crap dream send it back send back the email man I didn’t get even copy it I was copying the link to the website the Minecraft website was burned to a Cris by fighting Jeff there you go you delete well if you don’t want it then tell me stop deleting it give me time to copy it oh crap I can’t copy it yes I can I in Microsoft hold on I’ll go in AFK mode and so I don’t leak any uh Bank info or something e hold on I’ll turn my voice on you can hear me email it’s going to ask for the sender’s name dreams mother he’s going to get an email called dreams mother uh yeah that’s correct now this should send an email to that email that he sent me we’re having trouble processing we like to get get sorted out trouble bro what do you mean you’re having trouble what do you mean what do you mean what does it mean you’re having trouble processing is Opera GX not capable of doing it does it have to be Microsoft Edge well it makes sense cuz it’s Microsoft yeah I guess I have to do it on Microsoft let’s do it fine whatever as it’s Microsoft it doesn’t work well on upper GX I’m probably wrong on that it’s probably going to be badly in that too bro dream is not going to believe me he’s going to say no you’re not you’re just trying to not get it he’s not going to believe me man you better work you better work why does it keep doing that it’s not suppos why does it keep redirecting me to the sign up I click sign in with Microsoft account and it keeps directing me back you’re doing it again why do you keep directing me back bro come on man why does it keep sending me back what is wrong with you wow okay no I I will not please don’t direct me back oh my God are you that much of an idiot are you stupid right now [Music] oh gift per Es as a gift there we go that email capital letters all good dreams mother yes that is my info let me guess you’re going to have problems we’re having trouble we’re having trouble processing your payment we like to get back and sort out oh that one not that one does it actually want me to put my name and why do you keep signing me off what’s wrong with you my God why do you take stupidly long why is it having trouble I literally bought it before it wouldn’t have trouble it would not have trouble trying to buy it I bought it before bro I hit you I literally signed up why do you sign me off what is wrong with you this is annoying I right now it’s getting annoying cuz it’s not giving it to me give me some wood it’s redirecting me back to the login why does it do that it’s it’s suddenly redirecting me to the login I don’t know why but it’s just doing that gift that’s what I want to do but you keep logging me out why does it keep doing that done with [Music] this okay uh I have no idea what to do now because it keeps doing stupid things one more time one more time to to try it to buy this why can’t I gift now but later I did it before why won’t it let me now Microsoft is being stupid I literally logged in don’t know what you’re asking me for I’m literally logging in what the heck do you want for me I logged in but it keeps sending me back to the login logging me out it just someh forgets that’s not going to work isn’t it no maybe if I don’t put dreams mother that’s weird it didn’t work it must be dreamwalt it did not work for a third time this must be dream salt he’s purposely doing this he is purposefully doing this dream was pulling a prank all along so now he keeps doing that if you don’t want it then tell me for some reason when I try to buy it says cannot process something is wrong it must be the wrong email dream you probably put one capital letter mistake on that email it probably is what what is a Jeff techno still here that’s a bad sign what do you want fly over there sure a higher than you this technos place why does he always shape his base like this why did you want to show me this whoos naked see this is his house guys this is his house look at this Tech now why is the white stuff on you that’s iron m not not what you think that is clearly iron right there so this is techno’s um you know what I just turned picture mode on Tech I can’t believe you how dare you make how dare you make yourself naked oh well CH now you’re sleeping with the fishes so anyways anybody watching the stream right now how do you write techno’s house it’s not really Square it’s looks like it’s squared from each sides but when you go in the corner it’s suddenly curved so tell me how do you rate that like he couldn’t make a corner right here so he had to curve it two out of 10 there’s nothing in here it’s no roof it’s just wood six wow really that’s coming from a gamer man and techno is out of shock he doesn’t know what to say now he’s just so mad that now he’s going to run in his base and cry just like how he’s doing right now just like how his eyes are blue right now they’re always blue w w w w too bad what technno bacon what are you typing in chat for YouTube chat why not the Minecraft chat I turned picture mode off on what is picture mode you mean F1 F1 is you mean nothing there nothing on your screen that’s what you did oh there you have it no I meant F1 right right techn bacon let’s see what the greench said nothing excuse me what was the point of that okay the Grinch hasn’t said a word yet I don’t know what’s going on with the Grinch right now but I cannot even process a payment for that is gr gun alive no I don’t know why but whenever I tried to gift it to him it the pay the process of the payment didn’t work they say an error or something we can process it and it did not gift it to him so I don’t know what’s going on maybe dream sent me the wrong email or I don’t know could be something else your Microsoft is dumb right now look at him trying to use one hand on a tree where’s dgno where do you think he is he’s using one hand right now right now and my Bullock stop using one hand stop wait where’s my thing hold on it is I than the B and I have managed to get into the Minecraft the SMP for idiots and now I will get my chances with Jeff and then mate him and then we make a million babies but first for my plan I need to kill Tim because Tim is black and everybody hates black people all the time right that’s why poop is brown Tim is just a walking poop and then I see Jeff and his naked the body I can’t wait to see his PP one day so now I must get my chances with him [Laughter] KN uh oh you I’m kill him I kind of don’t want to this is too funny stop oh my gosh he got your stuff wait wait dno look at his Sher wait techno look at his Sher quickly what’s in there oh crap there he is let me see it’s just a lot of bombs in there no what is it Jeff kill him I’ll try ouch I’ll try to ow epic battle music the epic battle music another right another right oh crap he has a sword wait a minute I have a sword now he’s on fire try to kill TNA with netherite on oh finishing kill what was that oh my God a zombie okay he’s dead wow that was actually kind of fun with now there’s so much Monsters Everywhere killing a man with netherite Jeff your shoes put them back on he’s going to take all of this that was quite fun techno you never steal J stuff you should never steal his stuff that’s illegal and I and I use skills which is pretty good weapon skills is a very powerful weapon I need a shield that would have been easier my house oh no house je Jeff you burned his house down how dare you now Tech is going to get revenge and you’re going to start a war I bet you will don’t steal my stuff this is illegal that’s arson yeah we committed arson you sure did you can’t go into my land and burn my [Music] house I can you killed me and took my armor now it’s no it’s my land oh that’s his land [Laughter] now what a come on J really oh look there’s his armor it’s on there cool now dream is gone I don’t know where he is he hasn’t said anything if it actually fair I would beat him oh really C biggest cop ever you suck if I mean he’s right techno I don’t think you have much experience in Minecraft you just started today what is that techno invited his gang and they’re about they’re about to attack Jeff with his llamas but he doesn’t suspect [Laughter] it well there they go they’re gone may you join I don’t know who are you who are you supposed to be now we is stno he hasn’t come back yet don’t invite randoms oh my God babies get them away from me wow that was simple why not I know you hate randoms they’ve done stupid things but why we can’t even invite the Grinch he can’t join it’s odd that he can’t hey look your fireworks oh my they’re mine now I need an extra anyway well now what are we going to do with techno’s house he’s been gone for a while he’s probably at our BAS stealing things like he always does or not ow or not or not he’s dead who placed torches out here techno slain a witch there’s a witch out here you must watch yourself techno has left the game e well now techno got a drip or a clip of netherite armor for a few seconds he managed to kill Jeff and Jeff barely put up much of a fight so oh you’re still really after me really dude you did take off your armor why would you do that I don’t know who would take off their armor in battle techno was attacking with the stone ax and you died and he hasn’t come back now Jeff look what you have done and now 10 is not here luckily this is why techno doesn’t deserve Minecraft why do you think why do you think he doesn’t deserve it why do you think he doesn’t deserve it Jeff what makes you say that oh crap it’s Tim well he’s not going to know that uh certain somebody is here you gave him full iron and he kills me that’s not enough though we need a whole lot of more coal D Oliver at the UN word Oliver said it yeah Oliver said it not techno he actually did Oliver just said it Oliver said the N word literally he did and he’s white yeah he is white that’s true I would be lying but this no this is real this happened this actually happened Tim Oliver said the nword not Oliver actually it was KZ yeah KZ came in he said the N word and then he left [Music] you got to believe can’t believe them that’s [Music] amaz and yeah techno somehow killed Jeff Jeff was killed and I had to kill techno to get his armor back and so I did oh yeah that’s what happened Jeff was being a baby about it yeah he was such a big baby because he didn’t have power he told me to kill him this was his house but it was burned down who would seen that coming look there is tno always being tno bacon still has a crush on Jeff but no matter what Jeff does he always still have a crush on him and we got to work with the future was map but Tim must not know about it he is not allowed near that future o map at all and besides it’s not done yet it’s still under construction right now techno was shot by Jeff you lost all your XP because of him your shots job took you long enough oh don’t tempt them no tempting now I don’t know where they are they’re fighting again Jeff is just killing him guys this is really mature of you is this mature this is not mature stop it not cool really did you had to do that did you keep doing that Jeff I swear to God whoa watch where you’re shooting doomed to fall oh man and here’s technno bacon Tim say hello this isn’t fun anymore exactly Jeff look what you’re doing ow was that [Music] necessary no necessary there Jeff you’re just killing him over and over again is this really fun to you yes so yo on on fire oh no well there he goes all right techno I don’t know how you’re going to get out of this one you’re just going to have to I don’t know buy Happy Meal I guess just let me play man let me play the game Tim if you help me kill techno I give you two stacks of fried chicken bro Tim is like the laziest person in the world he’s not going to accept that deal he ain’t going to accept the deal don’t worry and help me make techno work again just let me live holy crap that oh go work then come on dude bro what is this supposed to be wow fighting with fists hilarious why they did the spawn they literally ruined no I want to play regular minec C well we can’t he can’t now because Jeff is just killing him again again and again over and over he ain’t stopping by the way I’m going to make the spawn better just to keep people entertained Jeff is so gay techno is so perfect Jeff can you not kill him for a few seconds I just said don’t you trying to play Minecraft come me if you support G bro techno you shouldn’t say things like that techno don’t say anything like that’s very offensive wow Jeff you really got us to do that what are you looking that I’m just cutting down these trees that are in the spawn Point’s way Jeff can you just leave him alone dude we’re going elsewhere I mean if we leave him alone he’s probably going to come back to our base and try to Annoy Us Again possibility of being true yes I he he’s doing annoy you yes Annoy Us don’t kill techno if you support you’re making me now don’t kill techno if you support the three k oh my gosh now I have to kill him now I have to Tim says word of it yes Tim said so so I must leave me alone there you go I did it using skill you happy now Tim I killed techno I did it once I don’t need to do it again and Jeff flew away anyways Tim is a loser and an idiot and we don’t like him so we decided to build all these Farms so that when Tim comes back he has to do mining or do all this and we hit him with a stick if he’s too slow sounds fair right Tim and we have these white guys running around just in case they all sure right sure short holy crap I have so much wood great now I got wise stuff on my armor if for you lying can you have some wood don’t give him any wood absolutely not this is my base you can’t get in I gave him some there’s wood everywhere techno you should just get that yourself there’s wood in the forests not you know what I’m talking about I’m going to move this cuz this is kind of annoying jef has left the game jef has rejoined the game well obviously is this simple as that oh wait but then this is wrong I guess that looks better in some way sure it does perfect my door is fixed sort of anyways Tim hypothetic what would you do if you saw the future Wows map in [Music] Minecraft go ahead tell me say something Tim is there a future Ro map no there is not but it’s a hypothetical question a theory of what if there was a futur r map and you saw it techno doesn’t deserve to be shown the futur r map of course he’s going to snitch and he’s going to he’s going to say girl I’m going to I’m going to be police officer and the rest te for uh threatening tattoos all over his skin is his entire body cuz he’s dark going on Save black foxy 10 times in the office to summon him well nobody’s going to do that and nobody will make the feature V map at all luckily nobody will you got that he’s got it very all the food we have is this and it’s not enough oh man why am I sitting here I must do something who has wait a minute that wasn’t there before how on that bridge wasn’t there before and there was not a little Gap here before this is [Applause] weird we must build some things around it and of course it was from you I hate ghosts bro I wish you never existed man why do gas have to exist they’re literally the worst thing in this game ruin the property value like why do they have to man they’re awful creatures to exist what if you say black foxies 10 times and then you say the unw all right here we are why are you flying in here what are you flying why were you over there again Jeff what were you doing over there what were you doing over there make sure he’s not robbing us okay guess that’s the thing that we paranoid about stealing your things and he somehow lost his chest plate yeah I wonder where your chest plate went like how you lose it all the time what’s with that oh man villagers no here’s the thing though techn bacon uh let me just uh uh you’re not going to sleep with Jeff in his room right because you just are addicted to kids and you’re going to do that and you just love to do that in your sleep and what about your old house you’re just going to leave it out here what animals oh they’re probably not here cuz we killed them all and our near our area near the spawn we probably just killed all of them and they’re not here there’s no animals there most of them are probably dead just go fire away from the spawn and boom there’s animals techno go out there quit being fat being a fat piggy don’t plant them what the heck is wrong with you dude no replanting them right near the spawn especially know of course there he is H race trining orders are needed where even is techno I probably doesn’t want you to know where he is oh look wait a minute a Wandering traitor what happens if I push him down there hey he hey don’t walk away you buy sand h yeah you’re mining all right you broke the carpet I think you should block it off before he gets here techno you better hurry you better block off that spot it’s too late my God [Laughter] again with this well there is all this stuff that he dropped during all that it’s all gone to the floor Now where’s the Grech he hasn’t said a word after the thing didn’t work oh my God he used the en [Music] never mind that is email something’s wrong with Microsoft how could it be broken dno you better get your stuff quickly you better grab it man before it despawns in this next s minutes Jeff keep is killing me oh that’s Jeff’s thing yeah I hit something how am I supposed to do that I know you’re so funny now my XP is [Music] gone well Tech now your stuff is all [Music] gone your stuff is gone it’s all on you’re going to shoot him again aren’t you what the heck you shot the llamas man why would you do that well D all day I don’t really care all I need to know is why technologist in the first place so techno is buying Minecraft for you worth it now are you happy that you have Minecraft no or maybe it’s not worth it not worth it to give it to techon well I’m asking having that you yikes always chasing him Jeff you always are hold on am I in was I in like ended stream mode like where the air is going bro st stop walking away can you not do this it’s getting old now it’s getting very old this is getting old at this point techno why don’t you just go far away where he can’t even find you is literally the simplest solution ever why don’t using rip to shreds looting he blocked the water oh man I almost went up techno just go far away get a boat and go in the ocean and go as far as possible and go in random directions where he won’t track [Music] you zombies wow an emerald nice bank for me all right I’m getting bored of this why is the server so laggy it’s not even lagging for me it’s probably you yeah Jeff it’s your connection ow your bow has hit me off it’s your side yeah Jeff it’s literally your side it’s your connection your arrows are floating how I don’t know you figure that out it’s definitely your connection just press Tab and you can see it yeah your connection is really bad right now in this room doing something while techno makes a sign saying oh my gosh and I’ve sniffed my own balls and but just to see how Jeff would like it then pretty much oh away what do you want get out of here man he’s going to kill you you’re going to end yourself for my Thorns or not go get out of here scram man get out of here you ain’t welcome I forgot to name my bow take your stone ax there techn bacon has been dealt with all right then shall I end it here cuz Minecraft is boring [Music] why can you bully Jeff because Jeff is my apprentice and you’re really easy to bully wait a minute what if I put him in this cage oh techno do you want to go in this cage that says has furry sign right next to it you’re getting in there come on techno there’s free pork you can eat it all you want what do you mean ew it’s great it’s very yummy techno come on you got to eat it it’s good for you it’s very good for you techno come on it’s good like I tried it best meal I’ve ever had get out of here go before I use skills oops great now you got Tim upset look what you did techno now you said the nword and Tim is mad Tim is so mad weird whoa the heck just light on fire with no notice techn get so fat I can’t believe him is it better what better well yes just hit Tab and you can see the your performance or everybody’s performance you can see everybody’s just fine you broke your door great job is the loading lagging what the heck it’s probably updating it right now and it’s going to say it’s not very good look at them technno bacon I bet he wanted the grin here so we can mate him he probably like turned his head really immediately why turn your head immediately when I said that huh I didn’t look at my chest for well no he just heard that what I was saying and then he just turned his head of course techn bacon only mins the birch trees but not the dark oak trees I wonder why he decides to go with Birch instead because I just love white black people don’t deserve anything you can’t find any sure techno sure you can’t find anything and do you really got to stand near right near our base like it’s kind of weird y ych y I got hit by arrows badly I could do this I could do this he’s no he’s not making a boat God dang I thought he would leave the country but he’s not he’s just building a big pee PE dear diary I just wish that Jeff could see my peee so I decided to build a replica of my pee so that Jeff could see it and then he would be so surprised that he would let me in his home and then we make marriage and then million million million [Laughter] B go he shoting he’s no what was the point of that job what was the point of that he wanted to make a big PP how do you know that’s a big PP jump that’s a bridge that is just a bridge Jeff it’s not a big peee he was going to make two balls next yeah sure he was now is going to come back and you’ll see what he was building tear that down we’ll see what he was building until he comes back through those woods but I don’t see him anywhere he’s not getting his stuff back we can say that oh my yummy all right then sure like that I got a lot no Jeff I don’t want your bombs I don’t need your bombs Jeb is just playing hard to get so I will have to keep trying to try get him to get to his heart I feel like I’m causing one of these I feel like I’m the one causing all this yeah this is my fault now so tno do you enjoy Minecraft so far it’s so fun isn’t it very good game no no you’re not come on techno it’s not that bad you just need to learn a lot of things in Minecraft like how to make a crafting table how to do things you know you know what I mean it wasn’t it was if I wasn’t with Jeff I would be fine you’re blaming it on Jeff wow how mature of you yes so you’re saying is J’s fault he would be better if he was in bed with me that is a disgusting talk Jeff why you say that now think the bacon is going to be Mo oh wait technno bacon is this your house never mind is this your house that is supposed to be on a Ledge dark no you’re not living here where is my wood I don’t know it fell in the water or something you go get it I’m 100 blocks away does that look like a 100 blocks away like 50 or 60 [Music] blocks D no I mean he wants you to go like a million blocks away he wants you to go all the way across the ocean all the way it’s still fine he wants you to come the way out God come on Jeff is this really necessary he was not even a threat how dare you he had no weapons well he did have a weapon but this weak weapons and you kill him with you know overpowered weapons he loves shooting things I know you do let him finish building his house and then we can drop TNT on it what nothing what did you expect me to what are you expecting me to say see there’s animals here there’s a chicken build your house oh he’s going to build his house there with what materials there’s no materials there oh my gosh I gave you it I’m not going to kill him just scaring him where is he going he’s planting trees Jeff I you’re better hope he didn’t hear that cuz he probably did you better hope he didn’t see that well maybe he didn’t of course you’re doing that stop what do you is that really necessary you’re being immature right now you’re being very immature is that supposed to be your tanker skin are you trying to be tanker get the work his house what do you mean what do you mean get to work it’s his house my bed and he jumps off to get that really and so techn bacon makes his house again just a boost it’s just a boost techno don’t be so mad don’t mess it up don’t mess it up Jeff wow that you made a be how dare you that weird I have that in your house that’s so weird I have that in your house and he builds his house he puts it right there he puts Blocks he’s trying to at least now he’s going to go back go [Laughter] don’t K’s going to go all the way back don’t worry tno will be fine don’t punch get away [Laughter] off oh my gosh I’m going to die don’t worri techno Minecraft is so easy you can definitely survive it it’s so boring techn buil is first house stop stop punching off really you got to do this all day now he’s so angry techno’s very very mad give me food no I don’t have any food techno it’s like uh I don’t carry food on me I’m uh I’m fasting of course you that pork chops yummy yummy yum [Laughter] bro I have one heart I have one oh great look who came by look who’s decided to show up the Phantoms they’re here to attack techn bacon holy crap never mind this is me and techno ran away they’re after you not techno actually after me but then it is I techn bacon and then I decided to squirt white stuff as a trap for Jeff once Jeff touches the white stuff he technically is going to have babies just now he’s going to have to run through the woods with Mobs after him how do you feel he’s very happy about it I guess D vacon can’t you finish your house it’s night time it’s nighttime techno you should be making a house because in Minecraft at night monsters show up and you have to make a house so that you can defend or not defend survive the night didn’t you know that BR stop dark Jeff come on man really really Jeff was that necessary do you have to keep shooting him was that very necessary okay stop now you better Scouts Honor you better be Scouts honoring I’m going to my base or my room my room itself zombies where are the zombies techno there’s no zombies anywhere no there isn’t any zombies it is the big liar time to go to my room wa techn bacon isn’t allowed cuz I got to end the stream and I’m bored and I’ve been playing Minecraft all day because Jeff is just a whiny baby wow open the [Music] door how long is it six people watching wow how do people even enjoy this content all right then I’m going to end here where I’ll try to give dream Minecraft but it’s breaking right now I don’t know what’s going on it’s probably stream lager I don’t know what could could be but I don’t know if techn bacon will stay any longer after the stream because he’s definitely going to quit the smpp and go back to playing bedw Wars you know now he can play real Bed Wars after this probably and see how great it is there he’s going to have to learn a lot though because Minecraft players are built different Tak going to One V one me in bedw Wars well I will have to wait and see that but that’s it and he fell from a high place and was that even Jeff’s fault no I bet it wasn’t all right I’m out of here I’m not leaving the server by the way I’m probably going to do other things in this SMP whatever I’m doing here and do things okay I’m ending the stream now I don’t know what to stream next but it’ll happen someday uh okay this is probably where the time where techno hacks the stream and then says something embarrassing oh my goodness you know I do hate dying but I just love it how I feel the sword of Jeff rubbing against my body it feels so good a little bit like it makes my P Go Happy Happy give me a happy big ending so then now for my next plan I must kill team once Tim joins I will send TNTs all around the base where Jeff cannot see it and then once Jeff and Tim Jeff is not in the base but team is inside it it goes boom and then I go and strike Tim and he’s dead that’s where Tim is dead and I can take his armor and it’s going to be mine because I rightfully deserve it and Tim doesn’t get any rights and by the way Obama was a terrible president anyway he ruined the USA just like how Tim is ruining everything on the stream and I must fix it I shall build a wall to keep him out of this community where he belongs in the south getting whipped I was I should not have been whipped Tim should have been whipped at that Grinch Farm because he deserves it he doesn’t deserve anything else and I’m going to make him into a Minecraft torch when I use a stick on him takech noan out