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[ __ ] what am i doing i’m getting a mending i’m getting an ending I am in trouble bashing hard yeah be that way have another red bull oh i just finished one i might have a i might have the fourth i do have four okay these guys are good and uh fusion fell asleep in the middle of crusader oh no oh you didn’t need nap

Fusion’s been silly and stay in stayed up all night for some god-awful reason fusion’s wife like teaching a class yes should i just meet them yeah i i’ll just i’ll just uh mute them and discord i probably should have done that a while ago uh the uh the most sinister things on

This server though are the meat machines uh they they make meat this one is not entirely automatic we need an automatic chicken cooker boy yeah yeah that’s the other meat machine it’s just this teeny tiny box was full of chickens that occasionally get melted it’s fine it’s fine don’t worry about it exactly

So this one you uh you breathe you breed the cows and then they they end up on the other side and then when they grow up you you push the button and the lava comes out and cooks them into meat uh this one shoots out chickens and when they grow up they die

Automatic chicken machine works much better than the cow machine sleepy not going to bed yet not yet not yet one and a half hours oh ah that was a spicy burp ah is it time for another pepper no no i’m i’m done um i’ve uh i still have peppers left but

I’ve eaten all the peppers that that chat uh paid for and uh i’m cutting chat off because i’m not feeling great my stomach is not feeling great anymore uh six or seven peppers later i wonder why you wouldn’t be feeling great it truly is a mystery it is

Honestly this is the uh this is the sex dungeon where we throw food at villagers and watch them [ __ ] great thank you oh they’re there yeah this is normal minecraft stuff so wonderful so now i’m going to place this bed here i believe um do this right i broke it

Don’t go through the door that isn’t there no i [ __ ] i made a mistake nope hey the dog is no why is there a dog involved in the villagers sex dungeon i don’t know i don’t know how the dog got there oh well the baby got stuck in a boat so that’s good

Where did the server lag where’s this villager get back here back in your sex cage good morning huffy sorry my um indentured servants escaped from the sex dungeon yeah that’s that’s a word for them yeah well okay they’re they’re not my indentured servants they’re our indentured servants okay okay there we go

Okay uh anime is outlawed true i i would never animate um i would never animate says the anime bear yeah yeah yeah we believe you me too i believe me too i’m kind of just like i’m going to be honest y’all i’m kind of just keeping

Myself busy so i don’t like fall asleep um at this point gotta go find something to build yeah i i might go work on the geode but i’m i wanted to fix the farms first you’re no longer a baby now you are your baby Ah i i wasn’t looking at the screen that’s that’s what happened there uh definitely not be micro sleeping um pain it’s fine don’t worry about it everything’s fine feel like you didn’t sleep enough straighter probably not oh hello okay there’s bird spider hi well don

Oh yeah i want to build a water elevator here too how’s the stream going coffee i’m so tired i guess i do not blame you are you you have one hour left to go you got this uh yeah yeah ray thanks for the follow welcome my cub bullying pigmen because i’m bored and

Sleep deprived i can’t aim ah i want his bits oh how did you end up on the top of the uh on the top of the leather i don’t know i was the one who did it putting on top of the nether involves some glitching if i remember right

Sort of yeah it involves some like sort of glitching with another pearls uh ender pearls sorry oh that’s not the one that i’ve heard i remember something weird about using some piston contraption to move a piece of bedrock so some glitching some things that are not supposed to happen faster

Okay now i gotta go again huh i would really like to have pet birds i would too but also pet bird but also birds are really loud and i can’t do loud pets now what i want is pigeons they’re just cool it’s cute yeah kitchens are great perfect pet knee poles

Unlike most birds they’re actually domesticated yes uh the city i grew up in has a community of feral parrots wild they um a couple like literally two parrots got out in the 70s and bred like crazy and now there’s just like this whole community in this one neighborhood

I i really like birds i i would want to get a bird with corza but it has to be like a pretty much dead silent silent bird i already do have enough trouble with certain dogs the loud oh wow i just i um how long was i out for just now

I definitely just fell asleep for a second just a couple seconds at most Where am i what am i doing 47 minutes you can do it i believe in you right i’m putting the villager in the farm do the paper get you some tax exemption i love some tax exemption there was the uh the time when i accidentally committed tax evasion in 2013.

Coffee wake up you’re almost there uh i don’t think tax evasion counts unless you get away with it did you get away with it nope that’s how i found out i did it was they were like i filed taxes last year and they were like okay so we can’t give you your

Taxes because you owe us x dollars so we’re taking your return out of that total i was like i owe you money they were like yeah you never filed your taxes in 2013. and we found out that you were working uh at this one job where your money wasn’t getting out of your

Uh so you owe us all this money i was like ah [ __ ] i thought my money was being taken out of my taxes oh big yikes yeah okay okay okay okay okay okay i’m not yeah that was that turned out to be neil cesarega didn’t it i can’t remember if that one what

Specifically was i go get a job take the rest of my bit sleepy or hugs oh thank you sweetie oh pink bed is cute good job get a job i’d like to there are no jobs good job moms will always lose sir is a uh very good movie

They’re [ __ ] oh there are [ __ ] your phantoms can kill villagers that doesn’t make sense would you like some bird food i would yes like birds purposes herbs and do it i i know i can do it i’ve um i’ve suffered more eyes are open i swear see okay i’m coming back for andesite Is Hey i got a little [ __ ] you think you can help me only seven inches long please and dummy what’s on your butt my lips gotta hit him with this very [ __ ] he don’t see it I really i kind of enjoy that song like i i mean totally not on ironically totally ironically it’s it’s bad and i kind of love it oh man i just realized that i should have this sound alert because i don’t know if you’ve seen the video but there’s a thing that has like

This is what the fbi agent is having and it’s basically like an fbi agent like looking very disappointed while listening to people be up to the [ __ ] on oh yeah yeah i’ve seen that one of them says okay everybody group hell that would be a big oh my goodness oh my goodness gracious

Yeah what’s his name bobi toby oh that’s such a cute name so toby is uh toby’s actually a rescue my uh my sister-in-law found him one day running down the street in the rain with no tags oh my gosh and um spent three months looking for his people and couldn’t find anything

So we just kept them come on but he’s a little [ __ ] i got dragged to a weeby rave at this one at this one anime con and um and there was just this dude there like in the middle of the dance floor in a full fursuit just going completely ham that’s excellent

I was like okay you know what i i respect this they’re uh too much ice much ice no nice i have never had the like hotel room con experience every home that i’ve been to has just been something that i drive to and drive back from every night um and um the

Other thing that i was going to say that i definitely didn’t forget was that I’m too oh corza can i get that elytra from you before i i log off maybe okay no worries if you can’t i’m a little far away fursuit dance competition sounds great for a little bit uh i remembered what i was going to say there was a hot minute of about like

Two or three years where like i was in the scene of uh orlando nerd core but i was like just an audience member but i was the audience member that got the most hype for the most people and like people started giving me like gifts it was weird oh man um and uh

So i would go to those raves and i would uh i i was friends with some of the ravers and it’s very fun love that well some not some of the ravers some of the dj’s at the raves those were the people that just looked cool bear gets to hibernate yes explodey boy

Get out of here boy i i cannot make a sex joke i’m trying sometimes i get too confident and start a sex joke before i can i think about finishing it oh yeah i just the trick is you just finish it anyway and then when people

Are like what the [ __ ] does that mean you go i don’t know there you go why don’t you come find out thank you for the happy early birthday for my gift you should give coffee gift subs yes i’ve gotten so many gift subs that’s ridiculous ah it’s zero i can sleep Are you gonna raid somebody yes yes absolutely um Okay i’m going to go the [ __ ] to sleep uh you know all the other stuff twitter discord youtube blah blah blah blah i love you all i’m so [ __ ] tired