Uh test audio test if you’re here after the stream has happened subscribe with notifications all right do it trust me you won’t regret it you will regret it all right now I need to advertise the stream and I also need to launch Minecraft cuz I haven’t done that yet Which I should have launched Minecraft before the stream whatever the stream isn’t coming up on my channel did I hit the stream button yes it’s not coming up there it is there it shut up shut up shut the [ __ ] up got God damn it okay I need to launch the game Quickly at everyone I like to be annoying okay um where is the all right there we go why do I see my own stream in the corner there okay I need to get better at hoplight cuz I’m absolute ass oh [ __ ] I need to change my skin oh Right that was EDP no don’t join Hypixel all right there we go my skin should be changed now there we go much better I don’t need to change anything except that and that that’s messed up did all my settings reset oh they did that’s that’s hilarious um okay right nothing set up Properly that’s wrong and then um [ __ ] what’s the other one the other one is O I forgot push the talk X what’s set up with x h all the load the hot bars I don’t need them oh there we go whoa okay now we in q [ __ ] hell every time I switch Versions of Minecraft my settings don’t save I need to start doing that of finding a way to save my settings so that they don’t reset every single time balls Wait no way no no no no don’t see me I think this guy has well Shad enabled I can’t hear anybody though hey little boy hello who the [ __ ] said that is that him oh what is that oh my what you goodness I heard somebody meow Yeah what the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] attacking me oh my God nope hey little boy come on brother oh my God production is that an admin no who the [ __ ] is Jack TBC that is a YouTuber what is what does that mean what does production Jesus what does production mean right Okay what it’s so loud oh get out of here get wrecked kid I just stole that gold and I think there’s something here not sure I did something dumb what did I do oh here we go yeah no I’m not going down there see I’ve already got enough gold for one Golden Apple wait does this work now oh it does okay so we got a freeo apple pretty much stole from the chest but I just don’t know who Jack TBC is they have a production role that could mean admin but it also could be like a YouTuber or something what is this Sound what the [ __ ] why was there a diamond is that anti- x-ray that’s probably anti x-ray I need that on my server oh there is a Dude down here [ __ ] hey buddy you can’t hear me I wanted to shout in his ears I need uh I need Iron all right he went that way so I’m going to go this way dude why am I only getting copper oh this is fun I don’t mind this but just give me some iron please please oh iron nope see you don’t want that ah there’s another guy Shh oh I can make a pickaxe oh there we go and I I could smell my copper as well oh really no no no no no no no no no no hey buddy buddy buddy chill get your ass out of here this is my this is my shaft he’s trying to touch You he’s not trying to do that more iron I’m so good I’m not dude what is this generation ow oh my [ __ ] ear wow we just missed so much iron some here too I keep thinking the um the glowberries are gold BR what does this kid want get out of here snuff diamonds Diamonds lapis more lapis that’s stupid it’s not what I want I want lapis I mean diamonds [ __ ] someone’s been here already oh I need the um I should get some Redstone someone’s been here before me Hurry up give me the short sword oh I didn’t grab any um I didn’t grab any cobwebs or string it can’t be bothered go back oh my goodness I need to get a gift gift okay I was over shot [ __ ] D so many people are dying I guess she Is oh yeah there we go I found it without even trying gift what’ I get I don’t need that did someone loot that already probably let check it out anyways yeah it’s nothing I should find some More iron there’s a guy there get me away please another mine cart chest what the [ __ ] how has no one looted that yet and there’s another one if I get another gold npple I swear oh my God what the [ __ ] wait hang on let me grab that red to it’s free super Free I might um save my gold then for a wait I need one more [ __ ] um oh there we go I don’t have any what’s it called I don’t have any Flint uh uh but I also want to craft oh whatever oh No Just Mine It there logs here all right I need Water and I need some more iron can’t mine these trees I just have to I can’t reach them they’re too high this is why you use Lumber chest okay three golden apples is pretty good and I got some building blocks but chickens there we go dude uh one more one More right there we go and uh I don’t have any just going to have to mine the tree to get sticks manually I don’t want no one to sneak up on me okay oh wait what was I going to do oh yeah that’s right did I do it right I Did sick all right now we got arrows we go water hey hey hey Jesus Christ [ __ ] hell hello my little kitten all right he’s off which way is z I’m running away from z00 I need food [ __ ] oh I wish I kept that chicken I’m going to do this instead big brain Plays I see he’s on a horse damn it that’s annoying okay let’s hope they don’t have a bow oh water he’s chasing me God damn it okay whatever all right you want to go let’s go hey why are you running come on man you can’t be rushing me on a horse and then Running come on buddy what are you doing wow he is panicking hard or he has a trap that could be the other thing o good fight good fight for me um did he actually have anything good how much gold he had gold nuggets make a make another light Apple ah I could have made a golden head nah oh so far so good uh yeah no nothing good I can afford to oh hello let’s go ooh yeah yeah yeah run run run run run choking I have choked the game [ __ ] [ __ ] oh hey Simon welcome Simon you joined at the Perfect time I got killed by what did I even get killed by I don’t even know what that was it was like a warden [ __ ] thing what do I get killed by made a wood no noise this so we would have had to find an ancient city really jeez welcome Simon when did you type that message I must have missed it oh do a who streams the most challenge except your alone wait what does that mean what do you mean to who streams the most challenge I need to do some custom crafts but this is just broken might have Sword and I never get diamonds I don’t know why I never get diamonds I can never get them [ __ ] I threw my game Simon like real hard I’m just sing I have family lunch in a few minutes yeah that’s all that’s all good bro getting jumps oh my God no I’m just streaming cuz I want to stream and also I want to get better at hoplight oh what was that so I’ll probably come back 400 p.m. 5:00 p.m. time I don’t know what time that is hang one second know you’re a great streamer when you Leave your stream that’s how you know and so I’ll probably be back what would that be my time cuz right now for me it’s 7:47 and you’re [ __ ] I forget your time zone is that 1 or two hours from now I think it’s 1 or two hours from now yeah maybe I don’t Know I should go for one of these emus bow what that is broken if 2: p.m. UTC is 9:00 p.m. your time the 43 p.m. will be 11:00 p.m. 12: a.m. your time bro I don’t know if I’m going to streaming that light yeah I don’t know if I’m going to Be streaming that late dude that pig just canceled my breaking animation are you serious we’ll see I’ll stream for as long as I can until I can’t anymore until I shrivel away way all right let’s see if this cave is good let’s go for one of these custom crafts oh hell no this One that’s doable oh the TNT may be a problem uh glass I don’t know did I seriously crafted yo this sucks come on what the [ __ ] that’s messed up that’s so stupid cave please no that doesn’t exist this oh there we go all right let’s hope this is a better Cave oh which way do I go oh definitely this way Noob King welcome to the stream hello what’s up subscribe if you haven’t already with notifications I upload weekly no I don’t that’s a lie but I’m going to try n do you play hoplight oh crap I only just started Playing and I kind of suck at it not going to lie no you don’t that’s that’s fine got to go man sorry see you Simon have fun at your family lunch yeah NB King I’m going to be opening a Minecraft S&P next year it’ll be a public one though it Won’t be like exclusive or anything there’s a spawner down there drip Stone I could do trapping no I suck at trapping oh what’s that oh I don’t know that want to go to play Portal 2 I’ve never played Portal 2 but enjoy bro where the [ __ ] my lip so itching there’s nothing There oh a bit of iron here I have a feeling if I go down there I’m going to find diamonds I don’t know why I feel like I’m going to find diamonds and gold or death it’s just lava that’s cool too wait was that nope I was wrong oh wait wait Diamonds lapis every time every single time it’s lefts there’s another bit to it what about here there’s got to be some diamonds around here somewhere oh that’s why wait am I fire resistant I am right well that makes things easy wait can I see wait that’s Broken if I see diamonds under the lava I can’t really M them anyways wait wait wait if I do it at there we go there’s some iron there what I didn’t know I could do this crazy wait if I I’m going to be looking at the perfect level though okay whatever diamonds here No all right maybe if I jump into the lake of lava I just want diamonds there so much to ask for oh gold is good too I guess lots of gold no my gold okay well please give this game sucks I [ __ ] hate this game Great of course I had to go up into the lava that’s fine I’m not mad I’m so salty right now might get lucky parrots amazing sick there is nothing good oh my God I broke my ankles more gold there we go that’s what we like to See doesn’t matter if I’m going to throw again like last game I threw so hard they had an enchanted sword I didn’t stand a chance Oh Oh I thought I saw diamonds but it was just the sky that’s stupid wait wait there could be diamonds I say this Into every single place I walk into there could be diamonds here right okay there’s a player somewhere you’re happy and you know clap your hands yeah right I found him run from me little boy all righty uh sword surround it that that and that I don’t have Apples did I I’m so stupid why do I not craft the bucket and also okay I just x-ray this gold it’s fine no one no one saw [Applause] all right Lumberjack X and I’ve got enough for arrows wait I have an idea m no I can’t I can I just got to get O could get a bow and then bow spam doesn’t sound like a bad idea but I need um [ __ ] I need gunpowder oh M shaft there was was I in one earlier or was that last game that was probably last game right I need to get out of this cave oh if I Quickly if I I need to find that M Shaft or a m Shaft or creepers and get gunpowder cuz I want the emus [Applause] bow normal arrows sometimes strike lightning upon your enemy shoot arrows that have a chance to seek out targets so I can summon lightning on Someone and I can also so if I miss I can just hit them anyways there’s the M shaft oh my God and now I just need to find a unlooted mine cart chest which is a bit late into the game so I don’t know how well my pl’s going to go oh [ __ ] Bye I don’t even need that much gunpowder how much gunpowder it’s five gunpowder five gunpowder please that’s good too okay um and I need to destroy this so I don’t collect the [ __ ] again dude come on wait I can collect apples from these oh I need string as well why did I not Think of string I’m making a bow Jesus can I make another light Apple again yay why did I say it like that why I say yeah like what the [ __ ] is wrong with me Fu and there’s nothing here in 1 minute some kid is going to Come out of nowhere and destroy me I already know it more string is that a skeleton spawner or is that just a skeleton might just be a skelet I don’t want to take damage before the PVP enables someone’s definitely going to jump me oh my go dude I need gunpowder What oh you got to be [ __ ] kidding me oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus oh yeah that’s nice all right back towards the uh spiders yeah bye bye bye bye what oh my God you’re taking a piss this game [ __ ] sucks I got to regen now oh right oh this way there we go Oh please don’t shoot me whatever okay I now I’m stuck gunpowder give me the gunpowder so I can get out of here [ __ ] [ __ ] no I’m sick of these spawners no the spiders they’re going to find me and they’re going to kill me am I wrong does gunpowder not spawn in mine cart Chests oh they probably do I’m probably just bad I swear I just that’s just a zombie all right I’ll kill it sharpness one iron sword I don’t think I’m ever going to get this bow unless it’s brother where are the chests at all right I’m getting out of here I’m not going to find the gunpowder anytime soon actually you know I don’t know what just happened I think my game lagged that was really I don’t know what the [ __ ] that was whoa whoa whoa lag I still don’t get gun powder whatever yeah know bye-bye bye-bye I hate this m shaft is Cursed wait unless I find a creeper no there’s like no mobs whatever oh some died okay no there’s a spawner there yeah I’m out of here damn it I can’t give up it’s like gambling I got to know what’s in that one last one I don’t condone gambling except I do Oh dude there’s so many I missed I mean how would I know yikes I like men no why I [ __ ] you always get me to say some sus stuff legit just for the record I’m not and even if I was even if I was you wouldn’t be able to prove It I clip you KY [ __ ] hate you uh I mean keep yourself safe legit don’t look at what I’m doing I’m not Cheating yeah I need to get gunpowder as soon as I get five gunpowder I’m I’m going to be the happiest person okay there’s one more Minecart chest if this doesn’t have gunpowder I’m going big booty you know what Tim the enchanter mate what do you want how do I make this guy Oh [ __ ] that I’m out of here I’m playing hoplight again legit legit subscribe get me to 500 you’re gay you ban you’re banned from typing in my chat legit your booty cheeks are banned right whatever not a single Apple so paranoid give me apples [ __ ] give me I’m leaking my cords I don’t Care like it’s not like legits in my again right now and he’s going to find me dude I trying to get apples from Birch yeah you can you can can’t you no please tell me you can apples are o no way [ __ ] what about dark oak all right listen here shut your [ __ ] ass up all right no one’s going to believe you no one’s ever going to believe you no one’s ever going to believe you no one’s ever going to believe you normal Oak did you not just see me get dark oak dark is bad why is why is dark bad legit huh why Is it bad huh you tell explain yourself wait what Is piercing enchantment what does it go on oh right piercing goes on a crossbow and I have a piercing full book I have an idea so basically I’m going to blow people I’m no I’m going to Bow people with a crossbow I didn’t mean okay well that’s What you mean majority of the time all right I’m just saying I’m just saying don’t check General checken own server you know I’m not even going to bother you probably just typed something you probably just said happy birthday Jake it’s it’s not my birthday how do you craft a trip Wire wait har on I need this see piss off all right stick and iron thanks for telling me all right here we go [ __ ] [ __ ] you lied to me yikes get me out of here my hits W resister I’m dead I’m I’m so dead I’m so [ __ ] Dead what was that oh my God holy [ __ ] yo chill we can be friends yo chill please please M if you kill me my parents will die die please please [ __ ] [ __ ] legit it’s over for me bro bro trying to cross him nuh-uh my God I just wanted to make my Crossbow if I if I run for long enough he’ll get B eventually you’ll get bored eventually he’s still chasing me he’ll get bored eventually does he have VC enabled B don’t know uh is he catching up not for long that was so I was so yo I hit that Clutch I hit that clutch I hit that clutch I’m so [ __ ] dead Place lava on him uh I I I did oh legit bro this might be it for me man I thought wait oh my God I thought I was running towards oh hell no I’m so dead bro I have an [Applause] Idea you have eaten the gap I was cornered you’re so bad quit Minecraft you’re right you’re right that’s the sad part you’re right the sad part is you’re right there’s only one thing to do in these sort of situations and then you play a new game wholesome family stream M man Jake I love big [ __ ] exactly where I was ass okay that made no sense Bas you speed run do you know if you can get um if you can get uh what’s it called gunpowder from from chests in um from mine cart chest in a m shaft all right I’m not going there Oh I don’t think so W this is a fun game Goat horn I [ __ ] won I won this [ __ ] goat horn are you kidding me I got to I’ve won I don’t think the only instruction you get comped from is desert temple well that explains why I spent The whole game last game searching for gunpowder I didn’t get any cuz I wanted to make an utus bow which as you can see if you read is super broken shoot no arrows to have a chance to seek out targets not only that normal arrows sometimes strike lightning so it’s pretty Broken Oh wa I need wood I need big juicy wood what do they change it in the loot tables and hotl no they don’t but I was just know I was just wondering if it was a vanilla thing cuz I was searching the whole game last game take Mine legit bro you were you were calling me out for being gay and then you say that [ __ ] oh man shut shut your [ __ ] ass up did you get the ruin portal chest no um some other kid just went and got that wait did he get the gold he didn’t get The he didn’t get the gold I’m going to get this iron and then go get that gold block what an idiot why would that’s they um there’s a custom uh craft it’s just a light apple and it’s um it’s one golden apple is full gold and full gold and Um one apple so that’s a light Apple um wait am I stupid yep I’m dumb I’m very dumb why did I make a chest right awesome that chest is going to help me so much probably walked into the cave was trying to I don’t know what you’re Talking about legit shut your [ __ ] ass up shut your nibbles ass up fur legit legit is a furry for ball right I might be wrong but I think there was more than one gold Block in the ruin portal type oh see bingus this is why I need you Here you’re going to tell me all the strats like under the portal uh there’s two yo that’s three golden apples right there am I going to make that jump I would have been so bad problem is I have never played hoplight no they don’t change they pre uh they yo what Did I just say they keep it pretty vanilla in hoplight apart from Custom enchants and stuff all right okay sick this went nowhere I’m so happy I’m probably the only person in the game with a goat horn and that is a flex that clearly means I’m better than everyone in this Game imagine if I fell in this one that’d be pretty funny okay how do I get down without dying oh my legit brother you should use the goat horn after every kill that’s a sick gu yep I’m going to do that I found another M shaft I have found a m shaft every Single game so far this is the third game in a row and also these um gold Hearts they disappear um after grace period which ends in 9 minutes so you can lose them and it won’t really matter which is pretty helpful BR about to get owned by some guy with a l letter Four IGN there is no letter four IGN’s there is Miguel Wilson PVP Minecraft Chess has a one in 10,000 chance of Enchantment enchanted golden apple well if I get enchanted golden apple I can get a m sword which oh wait no I need quartz [ __ ] okay whatever kill players have a 50% chance To increase the sharpness level by one so that’s every kill you get with this the sharpness increases the custom enchants are pretty broken I haven’t made I don’t think I’ve ever made a single one of these not never I’ve never made a single custom enchant I’m trying To go for the utus bow which is why I was looking for gunpowder cuz I wanted to make a um TNT for the bow and I had everything I needed last game except for the sand and the gunpowder but I thought I could find find um Gunpowder in a in a m shaft but apparently I can’t I’m a hop on hopl for real dude you should it’s great binkas you’d be you’d be really good at this as well because it’s all about who can get [ __ ] like you actually have knowledge on I don’t know how to describe I’m Really dumb but you you kind of get what I’m trying to say right dude I got so much gold I need a light sword oh oh and I got a crossbow someone was killed by a cave spider they could be in here I could find a free free Head is it possible for us to do teams or something yeah teams is yeah I think you can do teams Al Jakey what does the peach representing the title I don’t know man I don’t to be honest I don’t even know how that got there wait is that actually a peach of The title I thought I removed it um yeah no I don’t know what the peaches all right no one report me nobody report there’s what the [ __ ] there’s nothing oh that’s such [ __ ] okay whatever I did not waste an arrow yeah legit I don’t know why I Don’t know what you’re talking about s it is the peach resents skidy Ohio G Phantom tax rising up baby gron soor wait no why did I just read that out loud God damn it wait what is this is that one of the mega veins I’m on oh [ __ ] oh my God this server Sucks an ad I have to add the ad add whatever mine it [ __ ] mine the okay there better be a golden apple that I can heal myself within whatever wait dude this sucks wait oh yeah cuz it’s Auto smells that’s crazy I can just get an iron block Oh there we go some more iron blocks just casually getting iron blocks right now can I get more y another one how do I stream snipe the Bold idiot yo first off I’m not bold I’m not I’m not Bor my head’s gr back that headset dead that Oh yo wait can we get a s view of that how are we looking chat how are we looking on a scale of 1 to 10 is it bad it’s not that bad right it’s not that bad it’s not that bad think did you see that the Mind man S&P is Returning solid 0.3 yeah yeah thanks legit I wasn’t asking you oh jonal I thought it’d be deeper than that why am I ducking in real life no I did not yeah man I released a trailer for it but I need to do that on weekends and stuff what do you think would be Deeper the lava legit the lava pool oh my God bro you’re lucky you’re not in my game I would destroy you in ways you would not recover I would destroy you in PvP anyways right not cheating very fair legit gameplay enchanted golden apple wrong just go for a walk over here for no Reason x-ray x-ray was going to say I thought it would be deeper than me no no no no no no no where’d you get that idea from oh my God I’m so bad PVP in 1 minute yikes man I am so [ __ ] that is the dumbest [ __ ] I ever Seen you guys reckon I’ve got enough iron to craft armor think I do oh sh I think it’s time to get out of here you want to play bedwars no filthy man Beds all right I’m going to quickly lose this game so that me and legit can play I’ll will try once I finish eating hell of them my Wi-Fi is so [ __ ] I might not be able to fair enough what my cords damn my cords suck all right I need to go Craft why do I need a crop I need a crafted Golden Apple someone’s been here oh [ __ ] why did I not craft any yo it’s been a minute off whites welcome bro what what was your IGM before you had an before off whes I Remember You by the IGN you were Before but I recognize I recognize your name I swear I swear I did this like a couple streams back wait someone probably heard that Jak you should play Elden ring no I would suck I would suck ass at Elden ring let’s be real let’s be real I would suck he do youever Remember me from like 10 months ago of course I remember you you were there on the day of my S SMP launch as well I’m playing it you’re playing Elder ring I thought I thought you were playing hoplight Inferno is guiding me through yeah sounds about all right you and Inferno madly in Love don’t even deny it you know it’s true going make some bread bread I need to go lava totally so you’re not denying it I always knew you were gay okay that’s pretty sick dude what is this some of these don’t make sense puffer fish Cannon okay dude did I play battles with You or is that someone else LOL I don’t remember oo yes I I think it was a private game it was a private bedwars game and we played bedw War yeah I believe so I I think but my memory is horrible like horrible so Bad I have run to 0 with nothing I have no heels why am I here if I’m not making heals oh that guy’s Diamond pants I got to take his pants from him yeah yeah I said it someone has to do it I’m pretty sure I got in the VC with you and some other guy yeah that sounds about right yeah know I think I remember that what is bro is just chilling is he friendly he’s friendly he’s friendly my God I thought I could kill him in one hit oh my God wait what’s his name no don’t Crouch Big Boss big [ __ ] boss man he’s low free kill oh no way no way no way hey buddy go go go go go go go don’t heal don’t heal don’t heal don’t heal don’t worry about it go go go go oh [ __ ] Yo I killed Walter White in Minecraft I’m going to do it oh my oh my God [ __ ] on absolutely [ __ ] on I’m so sad why did I die that was so cringe H my career’s over Myer my right we [ __ ] him up we [ __ ] them up Good and we have a diamond sword let’s go take it one V one me through how about hell no I don’t want to pick any of this stuff up oh my God no no no no no no no well there goes all of my health I found a clip from when we Played bedwar have a look after the match I okay no I knew we played bedwars but I just wasn’t 100% sure but it would have been like months ago wait I have a bow I don’t need I don’t why was I went in that fight beat the guy And now I’ve come out with less Health wait is someone above there okay no we’re chilling okay Apple I don’t get a single Apple there we go I need to make two two two light apples all right we’re healing watch’s the clip I sent in general chat I will React to your Clips in a second okay I will I will is that lava oh all right now we can go Rush people I’ll watch it in a second I need to destroy some people I have more oh thanks legit thanks for saying that someone needed to say it spare Apples dude where are all the people at I’m going to try and see if I can find a enchantment table cuz sometimes people just leave them out in the open should I use it for the memes all right let’s no we’re not doing that [ __ ] that [ __ ] burn it it’s Invincible you can’t kill it Bo no okay you know we’re going to hide it it’s too powerful for anyone to possess get in that hole all right it’s go on no one’s going to know My um Santa’s presence with your tracker okay wi s sharpness one is better than Diamond trust you might be on to something there you know what you’re on to absolutely nothing what are you even talking about I’m not using the sharpness one do You want me to go back do you want me to go back I can pick it up I oh my [ __ ] god hey to be fair that could have been much worse I blamed binkas I looked over at the chat binkas how dare you bro Santa’s last known Location like I don’t know what this is meant to be am I tracking someone am I tracking a player or am I checking something else oh my God I’m checking a you know what I might just I might just watch and then definitely not kill them cuz that would be mean They don’t even know they’re too [ __ ] hey hey get back here how am I meant to clean you if you run away there’s no way I’m doing this right now hello hey guys stop running nice buddy good job did all the work for me oh [ __ ] l a okay run I made a mistake I made a mistake I made a mistake Wait team team team team trust me trust me bro trust me all right I might just run away and um might just hide in this tree because trust me I know what I’m doing I know what I’m doing I know what are they still there I’m not cheating I’m not cheating Not bro why are they still there go away that guy had a sharpness one Diamond I want to pick it up he’s running but he’s coming back I need to stop I’m going to get killed to that they know how do they know this is a stupid Idea hey why they coming back hey hey hey why are they coming back they’re waiting for me I’m so dead I’m just so dead they are still and you you can’t burn loot in this game dude come on leave just leave already leave come on why are you still there should I it’s such a I’m so stupid I’m going to get myself killed bro wants to relieve himself I want to relieve Myself oh oh [ __ ] should I do it again should I I I’m asking to get killed at this point you’re going to die either way oh they’re fighting all right go go go go go time to strike all right where’s the loot at all right free loot hell oh yeah um I earned this I earned this and there’s an enchanted book What’s on the enchanted book let’s see yo bye-bye bye Death Match is in 4 minutes I’m so dead I have no heals and I’m going to die I am just going to be dead but we do have a protection 3 book oh so dumb why do I do this why do I do This to myself I did this live stream as well I did this last I did one V one on what what do you want to watch yeah sure you know what we can do a quick we can do a quick tickle fight get on PVP Legacy but we’re doing my kid we’re doing my kit Okay so go to custom custom we’re going to use my Custom kit because it’s really good have a look at the clip I said yes are they in general chat wait legit clip to me yikes I like men no I like men all right what did [ __ ] binkas you didn’t you didn’t send Anything where did you send it I sent them in the Stream chat stream chat wait what stream chat you can’t send stuff in um links in the Stream chat that’s not it doesn’t work it don’t work legit why don’t you want PVP Legacy bro I thought you wanted to one tell me Which versus brother you go server selector and you go I I don’t know which which one am I on I don’t know versus 10 it’s right there there you go diamond idiot he invite yeah you got to send it in general chat no legit legit oh Whatever okay legit come to the come to the thing legit where you at boy all right oh that’s right that’s right this is the best kit oh TG y beat at Le 100 whoa bro why do you have that you’re actually so trash it’s hilarious how bad you are what was that He’s pulling his [ __ ] out get here boy get your ass here boy get your ass here boy why are you running why are you running you have no reason to run I’m going to beat you I’m going to beat you so hard you’re going to I’m not going to finish that get back Here stop building what are you doing you’re not funny legit you’re not funny you’re so bad as well and your testicles are tiny oh brother stop running oh my God legit come here kitten no he saw the TNT damn it that could have been sick oh get in the [ __ ] Lava why did I do that okay legit why did he do this no no what is wrong with you no come on no stop running I’m going to fist you so hard why do I keep saying these things I’m not going to do that you think I’m dumb you think I’m [ __ ] Dumb legit huh you think I’m stupid or something you think I’m [ __ ] dumb well I am no no stop building up you kitten you’re [ __ ] trash legit legit look at me you’re [ __ ] dog [ __ ] at this [ __ ] game you’re actually [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] terrible yeah Look at you with your [ __ ] out yo bro put your [ __ ] away man why do you have your [ __ ] out oh my God why why I’m going back on I’m going back on hoplight I’m going back on hoplight I can look in general chat now all right wait you’re 13 oh no what did I do in this one uh-oh wait where’s I haven’t selected team um wait you’re 13 yeah what the [ __ ] wait you’re 13 yeah yeah you still you don’t sound oh jeez you don’t oh you don’t sound 13 Ro is he is 13 you should put that around your bed no I remember this this was amazing [ __ ] defense got a few more for you brother I need to buy MVP Plus+ again and then I can do more um more Hypixel private game streams they’re fun as [ __ ] let’s play bedw Wars Dude there was a third one oh I missed one H let me go back where’s the third one at oh you’re right top 10 MLG fails think what is this bro but we do have a protection 3 book wait why is the quality so trash is this what my does my stream Quality look this bad oh wait you can’t even see bro you can’t even see cuz my webcam is in the exact same spot yo hang on look at my webcam the quality difference is crazy the quality difference the quality difference is crazy what the [ __ ] is going on here is This actually what my stream looks like it looks fine for me hey we’re going to see what happens here oh but we do have a protection 3 book I’m never doing a water bucket clutch ever again legit invited you uh wait no you can’t do I don’t I know you I thought you Could do teams but you guess you can all I’m going to try launch one 20 all right bro so my stream isn’t incredibly pixelated my my webcam is clear right yeah I hope so cuz that clip oh I need to join oh I didn’t join in time it no what is this [ __ ] Man I need to uninstall that mod I don’t even use it no you’re just gay thanks man thanks legit I can always count on you to call me gay [ __ ] you kid one second uh one in chat if legit is a third one you bet I better see some ones hello zad Wy oh man dingo’s deliveries wait I didn’t know about this why can’t I click 100 gems well there progression rewards I forgot who levels what the [ __ ] happened oh it’s solo still yo I think I break his a drums oh no it’s a child run away a chef yo McDonald’s chef the [ __ ] there’s a chef we need to kill him big [ __ ] [ __ ] juicy balls need to kill him no they’re going to kill I’m going to get I’m going to get targeted now ah okay I fell wait where’s legit at I saw legit fall down here ow what the [ __ ] My my arrows are going through him there he is this no he killed me he killed me I’m quitting bro who’s doing it he doesn’t wait I’m going to go past him again ah wait what is this I just don’t want legit to follow me oh wait so this is teams there are Teams all right I got to go bro you queued me into a game no I’m not doing no [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m not doing that [ __ ] I’m I’m playing on gay nerds I’m playing on [ __ ] gay nerds SE what is going on was that a [ __ ] Ender Dragon what is going on I definitely did not do that trust me legit I think you did this you know what I’m killing the server server’s dead killed it gone oh no no no F legit legits gone oh all bye legit have fun have fun bro playing whatever you’re playing I’m going to try and be good to That hot flight see if I can get lucky God my ears [Applause] I didn’t realize I have like a chin strap no why no this player is going to come and steal all of my [ __ ] what [ __ ] [ __ ] uh I’m going to try and obsidian trap this player if they come near Me I doubt I could pull something like that off but I’m going to have to try if they come near me I’m looking one 20 hopefully it works yeah br uh I’m playing on 121 but I think that should still work one 20 should still work I don’t see why it Wouldn’t a bit of obsidian yeah I thought there was a teams mode but I think what I was playing wasn’t I don’t even know if that was Battle Royale could have been yes okay we can make a golden apple already should I go to the nether I’m going to go to the Nether wait how deep is it’s not even that deep he saw nothing I’ve got the perfect amount no way I try to make a copper sword who give me something good sick amazing Apple please Apple there we go y go let me just get a spare as well I think of you [Applause] The you [Applause] you you I I forgot that I all right whatever yeah cuz I muted my mic and I forgot that I had it muted it was F for a long time no I I am now just I am now just finding this out whoops Don’t worry I was you didn’t miss much I was just rambling oh hell no okay well there goes half a heart okay I haven’t been this way and I haven’t been this way want to do something on a different server since this doesn’t have multiplayer yeah sure we can do bedw Wars if you want Oh player that wasn’t me sure yeah after this I’ll change the stream title bedwars instead of H hello I’m seeing [ __ ] man I swear I just someone okay um crap water bucket wait we need to kill some chickens for ARS chickens come on dude where are the chickens At Bas if you spot chickens tell me is that a wolf yo imagine taming a wolf in this mode that’d be crazy I think I just saw player dude need chimin this guy’s the same as me I can’t find any chickens like anywhere like sure you’d think that in This open field there would be chickens but no yikes there is a play though should I fight him he might be bad he doesn’t want to fight VC yeah sure bro wait this guy’s this guy’s chasing me okay I guess he wants to fight oh my good no give me lava what the [ __ ] that was lag yo you saw that lag Spike as well right please tell me please tell me you saw the lag Spike please tell me you the lag Spike and I’m not going insane edit bedw Wars on Hypixel all right the stream has been updated to bedw Wars on a Hypixel okay let me launch Luna client I’m launching Luna client right what what don’t switch scenes what the [ __ ] all right brbc in a what the [ __ ] is this oh yeah there we go hello binkas yo hey hello what’s up binkas your sing do sorry um wait what’ you say I was going to say I guess we’re doing like uh teams of two yeah let me see where is it doubles okay I gain a subscriber I don’t know who it was though it just went up by one wait no it’s going up by two yeah they were both me Bro wait what is your skin what the hey yo since my Wi-Fi is really bad everyone’s just like Steve so no way wait so am I Steve or am I my Minecraft yeah you’re Steve no I’m not there’s no way I’m Steve how are we doing this defense Uh you know there’s a nice little outline for the defense so I’m just going to use wool we should use like should use five l no no W is fine okay sure trust me I know what I’m doing it’s wasted so gold and an iron sword no what do I do I have Like 150 iron what do I do with this yo I’m I’m being subbed I being sub boted what dude I’m at 470 I just gain 10 subscribers God damn it who the [ __ ] subbing me you kidding what the hell people just like your stream no it’s it’s because of me It’s because I’m in your stream and I’m the most popular YouTuber bro you’re you’re famous you’re literally giving me three Subs easy money all right I’m rushing gray I’m rushing gray solo because they really think it’s going to work I think it’s going to work sexy I mean wow I Just so bad I don’t even know what I’m doing do you want some of my three stacks of iron yeah sure I’ll take this holy [ __ ] sh why why I have two left what do I even do I don’t know you play bedwars you play the Game we need to do like a detective Duo thing where we figure out who’s subbing me cuz there’s no way I just gained 10 subscribers in 2 minutes what oh oh someone said that sounded like legit M Asian artist hello how are you wait who is this oh legit what’s up bro Legit did you subb me yeah I think I yes like a while ago why is yellow here oh my God hey what I been here collecting NPA Asian artist were you the one that subed me 10 Subs there’s no way I did not sub but no he’s sub Botted no way I’m no I’m really good at this game the stream is over your doom one is currently in the hospital right now if you’re wondering yo is he good I remember him he was in the so do you remember Doom one binkas no he was on the um what’s it Called he was there of on the launch day of M man S&P oh yeah I I don’t remember anything it’s like N9 months ago what was that don’t worry about it bro why is Doom in the um in the hospital is here right he saw one of your videos that’s Why oh than thanks thanks legit no problems Daddy all right what are we doing same thing again same thing again yo let me join for real let me join he had depression anxiety we’re going to die again that [ __ ] happens from a ton of hard defense I’m just here to watch a Minecraft streamer thank you MPA asan he’s here to watch a gay Minecraft stream so he tried to commit die self tell Doom probably not good idea tell him tell him that’s no good idea invite me to the [ __ ] party legit come on bro chill okay P invite why I’m Lally chill trust me Legit for Real where I’m being stream sniped oh my God I’m being stream sniped kill him what do you mean the streamer has lived legit for real I subscribe yo legit do you know why I gained 10 subs and do you know who this MPA Asian guy is no why all Right I don’t know how that happens I gained 10 Subs out the mpla from Black Ops 2 no way no what are you on about yo binkas help bro help I’m the streamer I can’t die my retention will go down oh no yeah he’s the gay one he can die Hypixel will get banned for homophobia all B your sacrifice will be remembered thank you for your sacrifice go go go go I think wait what are you doing you have to protect your bed there my bed is already gone oh if I get at least one of them I Didn’t even get a single one of them you kidding me he I have six accounts Zach you’re the you’re the guy you’re the guy why are you subbing on six accounts stop that unsub okay what are we doing what we’re doing we’re going to try again I’m going to try again why We’re just going to die bro invite me to the party I invited you legit oh can’t you’re not allowed to invite shut up zacho why do you have Zach oh my god brother why are you subscribing on multiple accounts there is no point what is that lag [ __ ] Jesus okay after this we’ll do like trios I found the culprit this guy there is three different Zack po pobst I mean you shouldn’t complain well I should i’ I’m going to have 10 inactive subscribers I mean it’s free subscribers Though yeah true I’ve gained um one of my videos blew up out of nowhere and I got 100 subs from it what was it called it was the one punch man uh it was a one punch man video but in Minecraft binkas help I’m on half a heart binkas I’m being Stream I’m stream I am being shed okay I saw your one punch Before um what I love bedw war it’s Zach yeah he’s already dead shut up legit shut up I got stream sniped I’m telling you wait guys guys if we’re going to lose I’m going to take off my pants trust me it’s a what why if we Lose okay so we just have to we just have to lose okay legit I’m looking at you don’t you dare yeah we just going to lose and now you’ve got leather armor on so we can’t even we don’t even know damn R oh wait not neither of you guys are on Luna client that’s sad let me defend by the way yeah okay I’m not complaining go do that yeah I always defend I’m going to get diamonds you’re going to get gay sex I mean what oh no why would you even say that why do you say y to that aren’t you a kid-friendly Streamer I don’t think I’m very kidfriendly are you TNT level of kid though no no not that Jesus not that level of kid friendly or friendly to kids all right choose one okay a dude there’s a play here the blocks when you were red I can see I can see red no let Them come let them come we’ve got blindness they’ll get [ __ ] roll yo I got three diamonds [ __ ] run subscribe why guys subscribe to M man jig because yeah oh oh I agree it’s fine there’s mining fatigue they can’t do [ __ ] I’m going to get this guy no I am Being stream sled why was he targeting me and me only because no you’re in a game with the 10 people who subscribed no what they like a Discord bro they left their red stuff every re there Zach are you still here and if you are are you in my game I’m mad all Right Um wait MPA Asian artist subscribe to me thank you MPA Asian artist thank you MPA Asian artist you’re the goat oh my God no he’s you’re incoming oh I did everything I could [ __ ] oh I I no I didn’t kill him he’s just he’s running away cuz he’s Scared of me let him run so good he’s up [ __ ] he’s back I’m [ __ ] bad at the [ __ ] game he’s in our bed legit I’m going to blow you up pretty good oh my God where is he he’s dead now he took our Bed I’m going to Blue what do I do all I did my best cross me I’m on a blue I subscribed 3,447 people no you you just subscribe to everyone he subscribes to everyone that’s crazy oh [ __ ] blue saw me all right I’m not rushing blue Anymore it’s not every day that you gain 10 subs for doing absolutely nothing it is every day you get 10 subs for being gay I’m not party leader I’m in your game Zach what is your guy no you’re not oh there’s a awesome I’m dead what are doing I’m Acker yo Jakey can we play on bedw war practice private games that was yeah we should do yeah it’s going I can’t do private games why on bedw war practice dead was practice fine let’s go yeah wait no I’m banned I can’t bro I can’t you’re [ __ ] gay right so what now What I just disconnected from Hypixel and I can’t connect again give it a second it it’ll let you cuz my Wi-Fi sucks Zach what’s your IGN bro we’ll invite you to the party just kidding [ __ ] you all right it’s it’s it’s working [ __ ] who’s Zach oh what is happening why is my game Frozen by the way some guy gave everyone in the lobby including me VIP wait just now 30 Subs I guess no not just now no MPA I don’t want 30 Subs that are bed please thank you wait am I am I still the party leader wait what am I still the party Leader you’re the party leader yeah okay yeah bro why do you have no rank imagine you’re so mean let him have no rank it’s fine I don’t play Bed Wars Zak Zak bro Inferno the boy that person the gorilla it’s them no no no no no What it’s the same person they were in a everyone Ste no leave leave leave leave req binkas leave and req there’s a monkey called Lil Bella Lil and my game just free EXC no legit don’t make it weird P pleas that game my game’s Frozen I don’t okay oh my God why okay Okay we’re in a game without them so it’s so good why is this guy slapping my meat though I’m not going to answer that question why are all three of them looking at me like that why are they looking at why are they looking at Me why are we all so bad at bedw Wars dude I don’t know I’m I haven’t played in a while oh my God I hate this map bro oh oh yeah I remember fine I [ __ ] hate this map I have an idea I have a very very good Idea bro everyone in this map is either a hacker or a sweat there’s no in between trust me no no no you’re just bad I all right I just used the wrong material bro Green’s already bridging to us on the right side I’ll show you wrong material Look they died they fell in the void it’s all good bro I can speed Bridge better than that that’s crazy why can’t I okay this is Sur this is Stupid I’m going to complete the green bridge watch me speed bridge I’m going to Bridge Over above green oh my God uh okay I speed bridge for like two blocks trust me bro why are you camping the fountain why do you have a eirl skin Um bro is not infernal because I am an eego fun fact I can tell by your voice you go over I’m making a bridge to Green jaky you’re going to fall in 3 seconds no one two three see I’m still up here I didn’t say fall in game wait Blue’s also bridging to Green it’s fine oh Green’s are my bridge is way better all right I don’t have TNT I don’t know where the plan is Um get your booty down there all right here legit here here here here take take take take come here come here watch all right what grab my water all right what do I do with this jump down water bucket clutch blue blue have blue might have something oh my Godum after yeah let’s wait what do we what do I do with they have shears they have shears yeah let’s wait for him all right he jumped go go that was so worth it right wait I heard a kill I did nothing to deserve this wait Raven triple 4 that’s the guy who Slapped my meat in the lobby what nothing Green’s that middle oh one is anyways they’re retreating the middle one’s still at Mid though both two of them one all right have so many items and nothing to do with them get Dream Defenders oh wait blue still has a Bed wait who am I looking for I’m looking for green I found green got to touch him yes yes what you did nothing shut up shut the [ __ ] up pleas coming B why are you still here where where are they I see oh okay watch’s This wait hang on let me turn turn off my texture pack I’ll see what you have yo I got four diamonds protect me incredible what should I get incredible [ __ ] there another diamond in your chest no legit don’t steal the gold oh there we go I finally dist us should I Bridge should not Bri Why move your Cheeks I’m scared of dying I don’t want to go on this [ __ ] I almost had him shut you did not you did not uh Green’s coming from the right green is coming from the right both of them are both of them are at the diamonds to our right we’re being rushed By blue as well what oh I okay he blew me both of the green are on our right he what did he do he threw his ball at my face uh both of the green are on our right by the way I killed them both somehow I don’t know How okay they’re here both of them oh not my problem wait please don’t let them get the bed got one easy light work so only two people watching it’s me and you maybe no I’m not watching I don’t have my stream open B is watching I I have my Browser I have uh five Fireballs five golden apples an iron sword iron armor uh stack of blocks and knock back stick uh is oh [ __ ] off you [ __ ] [ __ ] H H where isy Thomas uh there are I should shouldn’t yell shut up um I shouldn’t be yelling that [ __ ] At 10 p.m. easy the blue was coming from the right but he’s booty cheeks I fought an intense PVP battle and won what what’s so what’s so funny totally bro so funny legit What off need That hello I’m a football head Guy Stewie Griffin Peter it’s the guy from fortnite yo what what who the [ __ ] is Stewie Griffin Peter they have a their profile picture is Stewie Griffin holy [ __ ] it’s it’s m man Jake the guy from fortnite yeah that’s right it’s me yes I’m the fork knife guy there only Oney how did you die to this guy so much he’s so booty dude he got lucky blue bro he’s bad at the [ __ ] game I know you you’re lucky I told you totally shut your [ __ ] ass Up Jake you remember that one time you died to me like and then you quit life that single time that will never happen again who is Zach I believe Zach is someone who subed me oh I had mult multiple accounts and then they subscribed on all of them can’t you just Make someone unsubscribe from from your account yeah I wait I can can I guys uh look in the chest I have nine emeralds I am not losing these nine emeralds I’ve got 10 emeralds where are you I’m going to help you I’m leaving where are you I am Getting diamond armor and an ender pearl I swear if you fire we’ll be able to kill you I am not going to Fireball it’s something you would do trust me I wouldn’t the way you just said trust me I have never fireballed I have never fireballed my own teammate bro Never yeah right what was that noise sound like that noise sound like it was M man Jake it was me oh blues uh going to our base blue is gay I’m going to Blue’s base legit [ __ ] what are you doing I yeah that’s it I’m sexing you you you what nothing Nothing oh Blue’s at our base can you guys like help me I’m clipping you no I’m I got to go get blue no I just I kind of just want to BU no blue sees me I killed them with a viable the damage I was going to like 12 Diamonds oh I guess you want me to unsub that’s fine Peter Stewie Griffin if you want to unsub I don’t really mind I’ll unsub thank you Zach for unsubbing Jake I have been just at the base this entire time doing I have have one less kill than you I have five TNT Bro I haven’t been doing [ __ ] I’ve been falling in the void mostly our bed is exposed I’m just standing here how the [ __ ] is our bed exposed jaky when are you going to make your server timeline back to the 1800s I think you know what you say when Are you going to make your server timeline back to the 1800 know why I’m not I know you want to what are you talking Jake if you need any gold I am getting the blue bed chest good days we I done bro Jakey you do you want like five TN I have boy booty boy booty boy booty what are you saying what are you saying guys check the normal chest Jakey I’m leing subscribers No oh wait no that’s good thing they’re sub Buton what are you doing nothing yo check the normal chest JY J check the normal chest I’m going to put some more in there one second I swear if I see a SW oh that’s spine that’s fine I took it now Rush [ __ ] what is that legit there’s no way hey you know what legit we ain’t got to talk about it buddy no oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God ohing trash at the game oh my God you just lost two oh my God how can you be so bad oh my God there’s no way I just did that I rubber banded I swear what is that guy doing who fireb our bed cover our bed it’s it’s exposed cover our bed why did you fire all our bed this guy has TNT got him easy he’s going to pull a legit someone stop Him I lost eight Subs I also that the amount you were Abed I also lost wait did you did you lose all the 17 gold apples when you died yes because I ra I I shouldn’t have given them to you I should have yeah I shouldn’t have given him The i r Bandon you can check the stream I’m not going to check the stream I’m too lazy no I’m heading out by MPA Asian artist I wonder why he’s heading out uh blue there’s a blue guy coming from the right side the right side [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot you fell in the Void what was that are you told me to shut the [ __ ] up in Indian or whatever I told bro to shut the [ __ ] up in Inferno why are there seven diamonds our bed is gone by the way oh they don’t have Mone never mind it is not it is not Bro is trash at the game did he not have I’m about to get the bed I’m going to get the bed I’m going to get did what no way no that’s me yo I’ll clutch it up right now yo wait there was your stream you’re gaining subscribers 468 Zach Zach why you back Zach stop subscribing I’m back there [ __ ] 469 keep it at 69 don’t don’t just keep it at 16 I broke my headphones no I didn’t Jakey do you want to know what 69 means no it means when someone I forgot oh yeah me too Oh what I just soloed blue on my own okay you just die to the void most of the time no no you can’t say that I just did wait you can’t say that are you taking away my freedom of speech right now you don’t have freedom of speech oh Inferno join speaking of Freedom of speech yeah wait we could run some qu squads yeah that is a horrible idea invite sore Inferno no would do that idea come on he’s funny come on pleas what I do with three diamonds nothing get more I’ll do this oh I’m going to get B he’s B me He’s Bo me throwing his bow holy [ __ ] legit you’re so bad bro what the [ __ ] how many wait he’s got a bow Yeah Oh all right someone Fireball them what is the IP nah you’re not getting the IP bro it’s my exclusive Minecraft server you’re not joining IP is hypixel.net no you don’t tell him oh I leaked it I leaked the IP why did you leak the IP this gu why did you leak the IP to a server everyone knows no you leaked my server IP this guy’s just aiming his bow at me my this kid is going to get destroyed by me this kitten are you kitten me I know you like kittens [Applause] Oh you especially like crushy Wishy you’re so [ __ ] bad [ __ ] died again you’re bad leg I don’t care what you have to do this child all right I need you to [ __ ] kill I need you to kill it six oh he dropped his [ __ ] bow that Idiot yes please got it you’re he’s he’s he’s on 2 Hp bro he’s on 7 HP actually you’re so terrible and you’re lying shut the [ __ ] up no don’t say don’t say don’t say think I need control bro don’t say something you’re going to regret okay Okay I want you to tell me if I have enough items okay I have 12 bed bug 11 fireballs and nine golden apples just fell into one what is Inferno joining us or no I don’t know how what how do we win I have I think he just fell into the Wood not this map again it’s one guy and he the guy from fortnite this map again are you kidding me I love me balls no I’m just going to stand here for the entire game and just you do that I’m going to Yo legit Give me a gold give me a gold give me your gold drop it thank you buddy all right give me your go binkas give me a gold give me a gold trust me trust me trust me it’ll be worth it I kind of need it but sure it’s fine all Right legit you’re coming with me boy okay where are you I’m right here we’re going to go get piss wait they’re they’re rushing us yellow I will jump them if they try to BGE to us bro I did not even need to do that he’s so trash don’t worry I’m bombing Them my God you’re all so bad I’m going to die okay you go fight him you fight him no no no [ __ ] ass [ __ ] well I don’t even have any wall what am I doing legit legit legit legit you can buy cobwebs look open the shop and go to the last rotating items You can buy cobwebs what are you going to do with cobwebs this is not life steel bro oh wait there’s a purchase Li cobweb or what there’s a purchase limit of four oh nice one Legit also a few weeks ago there was a little machine gun in the rotating items uh yeah there’s also ninja stars which I abused when they came out that was fun you abuse them like your relationships no what why do you keep saying stuff that could get me Cancelled that’s my entire thing bro it’s not true as well it is though yeah it is it is true yep I’m going to abuse you in this second I’m completing the bridge you made you why the team is already gone damn there’s nowhere 700 no I don’t want to be at 700 Subs my Subs is backwards 7 734 brose G brose gate this [ __ ] kid is dog [ __ ] why do they all have iron armor and protection are you kidding me my God they’re fiddling they’re Kitty Fiddlers dude all right legit we are the bomb squad let’s go bomb squad he Got you go you got one shot legit you’re so going to go do stuff I think wow these guys are idiots they are so stupid actual Mors what legit okay why did you build your Bridge so high up makes no sense take damage what was that shut legit legit shut up legit legit shut up legit shut up legit shut up shut up shut upit shut up shut up shut up shut the [ __ ] up do a flip guy he Ing am am I back yeah yeah we we can hear stop yelling I blame legit for everything that happens what if you w [ __ ] terrible what don’t give me that look you know that you go boom boom sometimes and then you throw the game why do you oh I’m Sorry let me make it up up to you I can’t hear my Minecraft audio whoops there we go legit are you sure that’s a good idea what bridging to Mid speed Bridge oh behind you by the way okay at least I did 90% of the way yeah you get a go Star good Job [ __ ] dude my god oh I don’t know why you’re coming yeah good I’m going to come on him why you what are you doing jump down and kill him no I don’t have blocks I can’t do [ __ ] I got to leave I think I’m okay never mind I didn’t break my Mic imagine you broke your mic dude it’s got dents in it it probably is broken I mean you remember the thing you did to me and TNG it’s probably traumatized after that what did I do to you and TNG legit do you have TNT of course you Do go get him no all right then get out the [ __ ] way kid why would you do that what the [ __ ] are you doing doing you little [ __ ] off oh bro this guy’s targeted on he doesn’t he isn’t even checking his behind where the [ __ ] did yellow come from yo who do This [ __ ] is weird this game is already bad I think legits really bad and that’s why we’re losing you’re worse wow no am not nuh no proof I have like five Clips off you humiliatingly dying to me shut up you do not one one in combo Two in bedw wars and then one in PvP Legacy there’s a yellow guy coming yeah wow legit wow oh okay okay I can say something that can get you banned yeah I’m done you know I might break from I got this you do not got this i got This Jakey so when are you going to play ring I’ll I’ll see you guys later yeah legit you want to play like um like a you want to uh play Sy y.net bro I know what that is but okay yeah I just lagged out of Hypixel So totally I’ll send you the server IP why won’t it send black just joined Black Friday what is that oh my [ __ ] I don’t need the [ __ ] IP you just said it you just said it as why you you.net yeah well I thought you were so dumb that you wouldn’t [ __ ] yeah shut the [ __ ] [ __ ] you wait did you open that on stream no I didn’t play it on stream I just played it the audio but I saw it don’t worry are you on yet God you’re so [ __ ] on no you’re not you’re not even You press the compass and you go to PVP thing okay are you okay I’m on he invite all right I want your toes except I’m 15 by the [Applause] way huh I take it back what are you doing nothing get back here little boy man it don’t matter she 15 I don’t all right run it back run it back run back Ohud what were you about to say oh I don’t know it’s only fine when four people witness it yeah no no no no don’t worry wait where are you I’m in your booty who what where the [ __ ] are you I’m at your spawn why you why don’t you Know you don’t need to know you’re [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you’re over here n you’re behind this ice rock Uh-uh what what legit shut the [ __ ] up yo yo yo yo yo legit legit legit hey hey hey hey hey hey come chill hey if you die you’re going to regret it for your entire [ __ ] life bro you’re bomb you you you go boom boom you explode get away from me [ __ ] go away he’s going to he’s about to blow he’s about at bus he’s about at bus he’s better at bus he’s better at bus stop towering oh you love Towers don’t you that’s what I thought [ __ ] boom boom look at my stream I’m [ __ ] greedy You well that was a that was a pretty good familyfriendly fight we’re going to you were about to die Noah Noah n BR what were you even doing I don’t know BR I have no [ __ ] clue You don’t see me you don’t see me you do not see me I’m invisible you don’t see me I’m invisible you don’t that was just a lucky shot you don’t see me hacks he’s hacking I’m going to abuse you Inferno Inferno told me that he tried to go in F5 in real life once no yeah he told me no dude I tried to I’m why you get your you’re such a [ __ ] ass you’re so die why aren’t you dead how are you not dead no Oops I did a bust you all right one V one me sumo I’m going to fist you what is this okay the [ __ ] you doing no if you kill me you love little little kids you love little kids you love them I am a little kid oh man okay I put on the I put on the approach Okay I’m GNA put on my pants I’m G to put on my pants all right d me yo yo what the [ __ ] where were we we spawned in like a random room to I can see the top of your BS I can just see the top I can just see The top of your [ __ ] B oh my God oh my God fck you get dick ass gay ass hole take him off see you buddy Oh [ __ ] yo I had someone join the call [ __ ] who joined legit check who joined fine legit someone’s going to say the N word no no no no oh oh it’s Jeremy okay good good good it’s Mr M man to Infinity oh I have to break it that’s crazy Jeremy what’s up Bro wait up it’s like midday for you right uh it is 9:00 oh it is R [ __ ] bro legit no it’s not legit I fck with the flu [ __ ] oh that sucks oh well did you fall into the void get Jeremy to say I’m over here strok no Dam unfortunate I’m not get him to say what he sounds like that guy Reese what do you mean you mean that one guy with guys like I’m over here shoking my I’ve seen that I’m over here string my I got lotion on y he said is that the guy From the guy from fortnite yes it is no the guy from fortnite Battle Royale that’s awesome wait I have an idea I have an idea wait do that again do that again I have an idea bro I was sweating so hard I have an idea do that again do that Again again fine we can go again this is going to buff me 200% it’s going to bust you what buff it’s going to buff me 200 get away put your clothes back on what the [ __ ] put your clothes back on now I dropped them bro what [ __ ] put your pants back on Buddy put your pants back on man what all right wait all right that’s what do you mean I’m joing on computer so it’s not crushed join Sy Yu for real oh yeah we’re playing Sy yuu don’t oh you put your pants back on wow you’re so bad Gay can’t you can’t just you can’t just you can’t just say gay after you can’t just say that’s just not how it works Uh what Minecraft version in uh 1.8 I’m playing on 1.8 on Sy yuu I’m playing on 1.20.1 who joined RS Phoenix Reese what’s up bro got to go kid that is gamer oh bro you were still here for tuning in legit can you just stop what are you Doing Jesus you’re so [ __ ] bad legit shut the [ __ ] up who come back little boy can’t run forever time’s up little boy time’s up little child why are you in the corner oh yeah stop running are are you going to run the whole time bro you’re so annoying stop running Nuh-uh get your ass back in now excuse me I’m black so what are you what do you mean by that you that legit I’m literally destroying you right now bro I’m fighting an F5 why do I have King in this C what the [ __ ] Jeremy did you switch the server to Australia I mean us are we in oh no [ __ ] binkas was here before me so that would have said it to us I mean you’re the server owner you can override the I know but I’m currently in a really intense with legit for real what a [ __ ] what a dumb name Really what do you mean wait why why did you take your clothes off legit put your [ __ ] away man this is serious are you still streaming yeah I’m still streaming streaming you’re going to get banned I’m not going to get banned wait there’s a spectator is there My bro you cannot win my lag is superior I’m in F5 there’s no way [ __ ] speaking of check the stream buddy does sound like back cap five has joined the server yo Reese you going to join as well huh what oh uh maybe no I have to Update Minecraft and I can’t be asked oh fair enough uh maybe hang on trucks interesting Jakey I thought you hated this one oh wait I have an idea your booty cheek wait jaie don’t kill me I have an idea trust your booty is mine huh what are you doing [ __ ] this is my met lab oh that’s really cool cuz you know what I’ve got a really awesome idea I see yeah really cool awesome prank epic idea oh my goodness epic Prime epic Prime well done bro what you better welcome to this um I forgot what it’s called stop Beating La chips into the mic you should really say the the the line and [ __ ] who he fell to the void shut the [ __ ] up you are not going to talk to me like bro I in one game you fell like you fell oh my God you like feet piics my God why Here some presents I got christm Jolly as nuh my man’s is Jolly legit your dog [ __ ] dog dog [ __ ] you’re going to fall into the void oh my God you’re a kidding how did you know I’ve seen the pictures I’m actually a fan booy okay y I’m getting that Clipped when I exit out I’m getting that in fact reys can you clip that real quick reys can you please do me a favor stream over right now I didn’t even hear what he said I’m not going to lie LOL he said wait hey I see what you’re trying to do you’re Trying to get me what did I say trying to get me to say it he said legit for real is a fem boy legit you’re so bad what are you doing don’t mind me yeah but whatever I got to find this gif nice one child oh Yeah here I’m over here no meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow what get fisted excuse me what [Applause] anyways bro is not dream bro is not dream I’m alive kid Jesus okay look you got me that one time but that’s the only time sure [ __ ] you yeah yep What oh what did you just say yeah to gay are you me I’m on Japanese servers I’m connected to Japan this is far away from me oh no that’s Chinese no no I stuck in the white stuff oh my goodness white Stu the white stuff you were too cocky I Said shy M but I that’s Chinese not Reese you’re getting cancelled on Twitter how was saying how getting can you know what that means you know what that means it means Hi how are you it means [ __ ] your mother that sounds about right johy dead that means [ __ ] D okay what’s This [ __ ] you should do p invite bro how is this server better than Hypixel do no watch watch this is how my friend got banned from H High pixel for building the I need more bullets guy and build battles all right here we go we’re All no wait are you two okay you’re not on the same team it’s a freefor all a freefor all wonder I have not played Minecraft in over a year all right legit towering of course he is okay and he’s shooting from his Tower where is tap I see you I’m Bo Tap or something this is boring wait he’s look get your ass here boy you cannot your own teammate your team wait you guys were on a team wait you guys were on a team you [ __ ] you lied to me bro I didn’t know come here Daddy don’t call me that don’t call me That but you always make me call you no I no no every day no in the server even no up this is lies it’s not true I’m so skilled I open the menu before I got my final hit we should play lethal comp really funny little boy is hacking don’t call me little boy little boy have a d what eat eat eat I show meat I show the meat makes you feel complete wait I yeah I saw That makes you feel complete oh no you see we would have won that had we known we were on a team what the [ __ ] is where the items flopped on the floor all there we go wait yeah let’s I’m getting on let’s 3 one J no it’s Sy y u.net okay Yeah big black penis in my okay that sounds about right yep me too wait was it s was syu yeah s u.net that’s why you a okay uh I’m still s Goodman this is awwesome yo Jake lightning I’m going tell you an I’m going tell you a um URL and you’re Going to type it in www. p o r n h If This Were twitch this would be okay but no no it’s not they already revoked that Jeremy wait really yep they reverted it today that crazy it’s like a really coolsite can we go private SkyWars so they made a new policy on you could show stuff more adult themed on Twitch and you say they rejected it I search up art uh let’s see first one uh twerking ASMR white uh twerk off yeah people are doing anyways wait reys are You not on the server you got to go on the compass and then I’m on the I’m on this the comp yeah I really don’t think they revoked it I’m seeing a lot of um a lot of interesting things I’m waiting for Rea get on bro what the [ __ ] is this all Righte Reese from Reese’s Puffs shut the [ __ ] up I reac oh thanks for joining Reese Jesus all right I’ve got a really really awesome IDE this is not a horrible idea whatsoever this is not freefor all anyways freefor all look at this guys I beat Jesus I fisted Jesus let’s Go how that Tak so long I’m doing the greedy on Jesus why the [ __ ] is do I have player death markers on what the [ __ ] is this how do I get rid of way points Reese how do I get rid of way points re can you see what I’m doing No I can’t I need to get rid of Play points all right you’re dying what what are you doing what were you doing AFK why do I not have a sword I killed you [ __ ] do you see what I’m doing [Laughter] re oh yeah whoa this kid is trying To this this really cool we you want to go on to It’s A M A tsp i n.com it’s like a really cool website wow legit you’re so trash bro Jakey don’t make me pull up the like the five Clips no you’re bad look at me kill you br I’m making you levitate That’s how [ __ ] that’s how hard I’m destroying you what the [ __ ] where are that’s how hard you are for me yep no get back here get back here get back I don’t care you’re dying what get back here oh legit just die bro [ __ ] singing did you just St singing Erica bro [Applause] Sweet I heard the first [ __ ] note I heard the first note of it who’s attacking me I’m trying to think of what a good one would be oh here we go hey buddy all right yourself race piss off it’s free for all it’s free for all load default kit Oh here’s what I’m going to do [ __ ] you kid what is C doing leave him alone he’s AFK fine wait is that guy going to Camp why do good girls like bad guys oh my God I kill myself what why do I have golden character now all that’s left is Tab well he’s AFK so I think don’t look what I’m going to do to tap I need more bullet I need more bullet he just you didn’t even have to do anything oh my God all there we go tap It’s You and Me Against the World boy you AFK huh that’s fine goodbye What mushroom stew what’s that going to be legit fight me bro just going come here boy okay give me your cheeks [ __ ] it’s supposed to heal me give me your cheeks sh no give me your cheeks no I didn’t want to press that button what if I Just I’m using my hacks on you right good fight what he’s cheating I’m cheating yeah he’s cheating on his wife yep that’s exactly what I’m doing what’s of that big ass piece of cardboard on your bed I can see it in your oh that I just I kicked the [ __ ] Out of that when I fell into the void why do you even have a massive cardboard well basically I got this not too long ago it’s a chair got what what what wait what attacked here wait what oh wait reys you went to the PVP Zone oh that’s a PVP Z yeah all Right what don’t worry about it don’t worry about damage my game’s Frozen what the [ __ ] is that good fight my game was frozen you can see me freezing no legit you figured it out wait never mind you meant to bow wow you’re so ass we’re doing that again that was embarrassing Bro what is tap doing tap is AFK tap is AFK I thought he die in one shot hit your shots hit your shots sword is going to [ __ ] die should I hit that oh I fire yeah life work no reaction yeah Baby teamwork what the [ __ ] you should any your life he um what did you do why is your chair on your bed wait why are you how was that hurting me what your bullets are hurting me this game [ __ ] sucks game [ __ ] sucks Jak that’s the second time you said that to Me oh I’m me assing watch this [ __ ] what’s going on you guys were teaming on me that’s the only reason you beat me I not just bad I didn’t think it was free for all you know what else is freefor all a rank on this these nuts how would you Buy a rank on the server you you useless wait guys can we play bedwar practice Jake we should play a Roblox series oh what good fight how does that work bye-bye bro quit sweating what do you mean sweating I’m being should play Jake you love bro take a [ __ ] Shower do you smell like beans wow you smell like beans you smell like dick in [ __ ] balls bro okay sorry I’m back I had to take my stero let’s go I love steroids no it’s not oh wa it is oh hey oh to is Back oh I hit the Escape key again my my moral enemy what the [ __ ] oh so the soup heals you yeah team on him team on him get him get the dog get the dog get the dog yeah Jesus I’m better the [ __ ] what what’s he doing I’m not watching This I love how the first thing the last thing he said was I love steroids and then breaks his setup Jake you know what that reminds me of when you picked up your [ __ ] chair and threw it on your bed when did you do that again was that When you were playing Mario Kart dude I don’t even want to talk about that Mario Kart you you P was it like was that when you picked up your [ __ ] chair threw it on your bed all right ree me and you one V one and come here oh boy no I’d rather I’ rather not you’re lagging oh he’s cheating he’s cheating he’s cheting we’re both we’re both lagging to BU he’s going to bust I’m going to bust on you re I’m going to bust on you I’m going to bust all over you going bu I’m what wait how did you How did you kill each other what wait what happened you killed each other at the same time that’s great I’m better I’m better I won easy so the hit detection was the same frame ree go again no let me drink my potions you only need to drink one [ __ ] what why why how is you hitting me what the [ __ ] is that balls what the [ __ ] is that is difference my brother I just L dance on you in game and in real life come on let’s go child let’s go you know’s that I was about to say very bad Word you know emoting in real life you know there there’s a thing that’s there’s saying us Jake you don’t know it’s called it’s called a mental why is bro emoting on a shut up all right legit we got to do this together all right come on we’re on the Same team we’re on the same team oh my God why the would you do that wait are we on the same wait what all right good fight on the same team we’re on the same team but we can damage each other yeah that seems like a decent idea Bye Jake bye Jake you’re a [ __ ] uhoh wait bro no way okay bit oh wait did you just score on yourself no I thought I could you guys yo Jakey boost me shut up Jakey I’m about to boost you you’re better to blow up you’re better piss with Pleasure got it byebye get him get him I’m about to blow shut up [ __ ] bro Jake killed me more than the enemy oh the enemy has a name it’s tap and Phoenix oh meow oh my God just meow we need to score one more time boost me boost me I win a it’s Unfortunate my brother in Christ you do not follow the laws of physics Jak can I put my hands in your [ __ ] they’re pleasing el el el to be that wasn’t aest shut your [ __ ] ass Up hey whoa whoa whoa who what are you doing out of what the [ __ ] shut up let meing bro come on this come on this come come come oh my God y easy big [ __ ] nut we’ll go back to soup wait no one spawned here wait what’s going On who am I fighting am I we tra wait where’s legit I don’t know wait what just happened traed I think I I think I broke it [ __ ] suvp wait it’s broken now in what way I don’t know did you k party or something no that’s the thing I’m wondering why you’re Gone okay my R was too immense for real my control key broke bro shut the [ __ ] [ __ ] brain legit I think you yeah you did leave for whatever reason I don’t know how I invited you back oh play can we play a different one this one sucks yeah yeah yeah MC welcome to the stream Jack Haack I just touched you what’s up Jack jackass what’s up jackass it’s just St [ __ ] running oh my God you like little kindergart it’s iPhone Jake you’re on the compass app comp app I’m not allowed within 500 M Get Wrecked what yeah neither is Fit let’s do Bed Wars I got come on fine we can do Bed Wars watch watch what yeah no one’s playing this this server is bedwar so just do it the most skill Bas no no there is bedwar on the server click to join bedwar do parkour guys do parkour I Can’t connect to bedwar all right we’re going to join SkyWars all right whatever SK what did you even do to get banned on bedw Wars practice I used attacks that is that is very smart of you Jake we attack each other no cuz it’s a team Door huh oh it’s this [ __ ] I hate the bridge no no no it’s not the real Bridge so it’s fine all right legit don’t be bad legit don’t be bad how did you walk bad you’re on the same team as me so don’t be bad cuz I’m being good and you’re being bad Got an idea IDE uh well that idea isn’t going to last I’m gapping trust all get I think we’re yeah no I can just keep working on it watch this it’s been at it since 10 yeah newspaper carrying I can’t say I’ve ever done that it’s going to work man oh and Jake’s about to oh I see what you’re am I stuck what his ancestors were doing the same thing back in the day wait I dropped my sword God I can’t this game sucks bro the the the the short gu is tunneling whoa that was way too close Legit get him oh my God you suck shut the [ __ ] he really does suck J by sucking suck you off no he’s not R not you know how old he is oh my God that was worth oh well there I go he building up hold on let me just get more Bullets I we won oh [ __ ] reys when I punch my [ __ ] when I punched the box I broke I [ __ ] my Knuckles bleeding but I know the guy who gave me the job so I’m getting money for it luckily yeah bro that’s awesome hop on the [ __ ] Man hun whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah once no shut shut your ass upit bro myc so far what Sig nice everyone says Sigma but no one says Sigma balls no no no Sigma grind set like the smma grind Jake where are you bro hop on the [ __ ] man hunt Server that’s all I’m hearing how come on F let’s go on Hypixel fine a h pixel dude I got the worst one I got to change my skin guys got go to Santa Cu my brother loves to change it also wter reported me for my skin for Some reason dude I don’t know why you wait what’s oh that sounds like a hate cry it’s not like they can even see it cuz you’ve got um the other layer on yeah said no one heard what I said I said that sounds like a c I think I gay Sex Walo much I think he did as well what you gay sex Walter Rees you know who Walter is no I don’t oh is who’s like screaming in your phasmophobia video wait I I made a phasmophobia video wait no not yours his one when you guys are playing was Like yo Jakey do you have a guild on Hypixel yeah it’s it’s it’s called baly invite me it’s okay let’s do high pixel mini game why the [ __ ] what is going on what is happening party games that’s where it’s at yeah let’s do party games guys they Going to be really funny right we’re all touching we’re all holding hands yeah Jake look at this this is Christmas and what have the party games on bedwar practice are better no let’s just like party games I’ve never played party games on AEL dude I got like $500 billion on Sky Blog Been Gone Forever party games man okayy okay okay wait which party party games what oh my God anything big juicy cake let’s do build battle no bro that’s yeah do build battle do build battle that’s going to be we’re doing build battle do build battle we’re doing build Battle build battle bu battle build battle is fun bro build battle all right guys I want you to build the biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] you could [Laughter] build I want you to build the biggest thing that comes to your mind Rhino I’m I’m doing a rhino with a massive Rhino [ __ ] painting do painting yeah I’m going to draw one of hi’s paintings I mean I’m going to draw the austri pain bye Jack all Painting you know what I’m feeling lazy I’m I just no you we’re not doing the same thing [ __ ] off hey hey hey guys guys let’s just be friends instead of fighting okay [ __ ] you we make it better we could have to F that was weird bro my painting is the best thing You’ll ever see [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come how do I make him bigger I feel you stroking it okay the on are so [ __ ] smoke on wait what SM what paintings oh I think I’m going to get banned for this no legit don’t do that’ll get you Bad how much room does this thing need what’s like music bro wa you can add your own music yeah done easy I win guys look it’s going to be like such cool I’m done I’m also done I’mma get banned for this for real we I painted the Mona Lisa Guys pted the mon it’s not even bro three [ __ ] minutes is it’s too long whatever you built was too long thought didn’t require effort I don’t even know what it is but I do know what it is he has a faint idea of what it is Just just just just no I’ve got a big idea of what it it could be yeah really big really really really big sounds F I am building the best painting known to Men I’m also building the Mera it’s taking some time but I’m the next oh I have I have something really fun Bro H they’re going to start calling me dinky you’re going to startop calling me dream all you know don’t think that’s the name you want my name is Clay I don’t care if she 15 shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut you’re going to scare the views away Okay nibbles don’t call me that why can’t I say the truth no it’s just Reese doesn’t know about nibles what okay so basically who nibbles is is Jake’s alter e no it’s not oh that’s wonderful so Jake is actually a no no so Jake have you ever Have you ever um had uh certain thoughts like really dark and you know yeah would I just imagine myself shoving legit into a garbage dispenser one time bro what I what I build I’m most certain I’m going to get banned for this can you say I need more Bulls Are you good like you sound like a [ __ ] sprinkler right now brother brother relax legit what if you what if you built bro Christ please relax wait wait I might be able to see his build wait I can see tap I can see Taps build wow are you serious right now kids are Not ready for my Bild why there a bunch of Enderman surrounding someone Wowful put your pants on bro wait I know what you’ve done you’ve done it as a reference you’ve done I know that’s what you did isn’t it you used your own one as a reference maybe wow this person actually did effort um legendary everyone vote everyone vote legendary everyone vote legendary I want This one to win everyone vote legendary everyone vote legendary okay what is that what it oh wonderful well what this is the St poop bro everyone’s voting poop because they actually care about this game mode okay that’s okay I can’t wait to see legits to me W wow that’s nice should bu Ross wow this is so bad good oh bro I’m GNA get banned this this one this next to me so it’s so original it’s so original exposure not a [ __ ] painting what is this oh it’s an EAS Among Us no ree how is that it’s not Even close what really what is [Applause] [Laughter] this [ __ ] awesome what was that dude let’s just say five five big guys guys vote legendary you know what you’re going to do [ __ ] painting [ __ ] painting j great painting dog water what didn’t we just see how long does this go For artist take his pain he’s big and black going take your cand very nice guys name is big dick Randy what big Dicky the F yes yes this is the one I wanted to win what place did bro he’s experi what a [ __ ] you know all those people that put effort into Their builds it didn’t even matter cuz that guy just won just won [ __ ] pricks bro my build was the best bro trust meend would perfect for your other one hot air balloon oh I’m going to make a hot air balloon all right flying into the into the in all right I got This now what this I’m better to build the I’m I’m going to build something normal this time no you should do the five um four big guys and I bu some I’m building an Enderman all right oh I’m I’m World High big dick Randy he take booty not just Candy poor big God and they bust him jaky kind Jakey big dick Randy kind of sounds like you what does that even mean takes booty not just candy you guys see that [ __ ] clip where the guy like joins a fortnite party he like the jiggle jiggle skin bro my build is so [ __ ] Trash yeah I’m done I’m oh wait I have an idea that’s that’s I’m going to speed getting banned do not I have the best build I have the best build watch this [ __ ] this shit’s awesome I don’t think you do I think I have the best and you’re Mist I think no Bro my bro a certain part bro a certain part of my build is better I’m not usually confident about these things but I think I have the best build yeah bro a certain part of my build is better bro look at this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Inferno joint and Left oh yeah oh this build’s [ __ ] amazing bro what you no mine’s better you don’t see it want dog [ __ ] terrible you’ll see there’s no way I don’t get banned like FR this bro if I don’t get banned Hypixel is trash don’t worry I’ll make sure to report You thanks dadd I mean what this one’s special like legit legit special little build no look at this one this one’s like amazing if I don’t get um I may get a few reports here there in mine fine you’ll see I’m building this end as if he was an e16 unless only Jake Me God damn oh my God terrible don’t it’s an inside joke man Jake Jak what cancerous tumor are you building I’m watching Stream So worri about it brother don’t worry about it bro I got out a black stained glass pan like right here and it’s bro a certain part bro a Certain part of my Enderman is bigger than itself nice dude I gave him a little no you’re a little bro I’m going to traumatize so many children here I hope there’s no child viewers on your stream Jay no there’s not I think the child already left right bro those guys are never Going to see Enderman the same way again you made him like [Laughter] stacked you’re [ __ ] bro bro my end is kicked up dog someone’s cam feedback sounds like the he’s Caked Up I’m going to cake him up as well I think you guys are really going to love my Build yeah now he’s got the [ __ ] now he’s got it my Enderman is going to be the only fan star of the Year God oh my God I’m all right good game I won this is you’re gonna you’re gonna oh go go in the back Jake Jake come back here come back here Damn oh he Caked Up that is not an Ender but it’s the [ __ ] is that that is my sleep paralysis [ __ ] was yours it was J I just heard someone hit the PO button so hard bro I’m scared oh they didn’t get to finish building it this kid sucks she [ __ ] Terrible brother let’s see people yep someone’s already put out the report button the report button was ni for you to join us yo vote legendary this is he’s got a big chin you know who he is re the watching what is he wow shut up that’s legendary bro That’s legendary was that the [ __ ] was he mugging what the [ __ ] y holy [ __ ] oh my God it’s so [ __ ] tidy Jesus yeah wait what know wait what is that what is this what is that Cyclops it’s Jake I came third you came third I don’t know how I scored that’s crazy I came seventh all right legit you ban bro just keep going well no if it’s it’s like multiple in a row but you could still get banned for one I doubt it tap was [ __ ] hilarious I’m not goinge so funny but he was it was caked up as well it was Caked Up and it looked so did you see what was between the cheeks no I didn’t there was [ __ ] mine had a butthole yeah there was a little BR I didn’t see the brown home What who’s this brick wants [ __ ] is like DRS just like [ __ ] cabin Apple Dinosaur Train vending machine dinosaur let’s go bro I don’t want to all right so here we go uh I’m going to build a really tall cabin for no reason a really tall one Jakey you are Not good at building my guy trust me it’ll all make sense later oh it’s too big it’s too big it’s too big there we are it’s it’s what nothing you guys are going to love my build it’s honestly going to be something honestly same everyone yo J are you still streaming y Yes he is this [ __ ] sucks I’m making two really tall cabins oh yeah I wonder I wonder and is there going to be a little airplane nearby why why would there be one of those um Wonder I don’t know what you’re talking about because yes mhm all I’m hearing is meowing all Right so you better shut your ass up wait if all you’re hearing is meowing then you shouldn’t be able to understand this and I double no no no no no no I I I understand that okay buddy let’s [ __ ] relax bro bro does not know what happens in gay nerds every Day gay nerd that’s a Discord server yeah Jake’s in it it’s the best Minecraft SMP there is yeah you should join the yeah that as [ __ ] though oh my God this is going to be I have the most epic build ever stop jerking off no I can’t help Those you should ignite those um things those Towers I’m going to put aaca do just to piss everyone off you’re just going to get a bad review of my guy yeah who cares fire gay gay sex is good for your mental health I agree yeah but like that’s when people Realized that it can’t procreate children so like a bad idea I mean no one likes children it’s a hassle no you can certain people you just got to try harder if it doesn’t work the first time some people in some people in the LGBT community have a different Opinion so like I don’t know not only that not only that sorry not only that Community um a lot of people I don’t know but the LGBT community is you’re right you’re right that is so true no no way please tell me there’s no one in the Chat oh it’s fine it’s just Jake and me please tell me I can touch Jake’s balls no blow upit house the do it blow up his mods come in his ass mods unver this guy God bro M impregnate this guy’s mom yeah guys look it’s my beautiful House it’s a wonderful do don’t work properly damn I can’t use a bamboo door that’s gay as [ __ ] Jakey why can’t I use a bamboo door trush your [ __ ] ass up I’m asking a friendly question Daddy I mean shut your [ __ ] ass up I’m no too late let me out of the house What is sick this is my this is my house I me to open the doors that’s legendary I can’t get in wow this is amazing it’s so mine oh I forgot to add doors to mine oh my bad I mean you probably wouldn’t want to be in my one anyways you Probably would did you did you make sure to light it on fire oh no happen he he he tried at least that that says C No Cap wonderful this guy’s house sucks vote Legendary vot Legendary vote legendary V legendary a legendary this looks like a house you’d make it like when you when You’re like 10 years old and like what what the [ __ ] is that n oh just a nice little cabin oh it’s just an actual cabin wrong with it I thought you were going to have like you know the five black guys non original Super poop just walk that’s just a [ __ ] villager House rou super my God two gav all right let’s see how many report let’s see how legendary oh yeah I came second I came I came I came I came I came I came I came the [ __ ] is this I can’t I leveled up that’s epic all right let’s play Party games we’re playing party Twin Towers how did the Twin Towers come second what can I say I’m an artist all because they hit the Pentagon first all right we’re going to play Murder Mystery why am I not being no not murder Myster is us no no no because if we get Murderer party games then we can team team with each other all right everyone look at Jake’s stream wait imagine imagine one of us imagine one of us murder and the other detective all right I’m an innocent he’s murderer all right let’s go I’m not murderer yeah Jake is a murderer not true no Proof um I heard him saying he would scratch his balls earlier [ __ ] no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that’s a Zine mods puncture this guy’s balls um mod um blow up this guy’s Two Towers sound this guy’s penis mods I just heard someone get shanked hey I told you Jake was It is this T you fcking no this is I’m Santa Claus I see wait I have an idea ho ho ho Merry Christmas Freddy blonde dude it’s the blonde dude uh Christmas is natural Christmas is good Society needs more Christmas Society needs more gay porn who’s the the prick Who’s the Creton who who the [ __ ] is the murderer what warning please leave the streets don’t Jakey what the [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened what is that sound going on his what is going on yeah what what we games did we just enter a war Zone and murder mystery can we just do party gam this is boring as [ __ ] this is like murder mystery in Ukraine bro this is boring as [ __ ] do party games [ __ ] and nuts the subway is going to blow up I’m going to blow up a Jake’s the murderer All right yeah Mur for what’s this close gate oh bust he’s not never mind cuz he’s AFK and he didn’t get a sword teaming with rap it’s AB I don’t know who it is but I just oh you know it be really cool um Canon event if the train came by and ran From over guys can we [ __ ] play something else it’s a pumpkin head sucks ass and Dick and [ __ ] and nuts I’m playing party games I’m playing party games oh is the pumpkin I’m going to slide into train just killed everyone oh my God welcome to the stream mysterious Legit put your pants on quick oh no oh wait jaky where are you welcome to the stream oh is that [ __ ] welcome to the stream don’t look at his stop stop stop stop please please p on I need a what the [ __ ] stop Jing off [ __ ] it’s just a Vine all right wait what is this Workshop oh legit used to this all right what do I have to do I legit you know what to do don’t lie bro [ __ ] do I do no legit you know what to do don’t worry bro I am you’re Pro of This need iron we need Jakey shut your I can’t say that word never mind okay you like nibbles you are nibles [ __ ] true a rail this day as [ __ ] I have no more I win no you do not okay now what do I you you win the gay porn challenge What do I do I oh I have to right gold leggings where the [ __ ] I get gold this is [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate this wait what the hell reminds me of my ear are you [ __ ] serious [ __ ] this piece of [ __ ] game oh [ __ ] I crafted the wrong thing oh iron Ax oh I won oh no I came second hi did you know Indonesia no what is Indonesia it’s gay it’s a country what he said gay mans it’s a country Slaughter animals where’s legit mother again like oh [ __ ] they don’t instantly die they do chickens too that’s why they’re one Pointers there’s debuffs some of them have debuffs yeah no [ __ ] they do Jakey where is youry ass Shut D you know I hold a lot of power over your stream right now no no no you’re actually really gay no that’s you n that’s you el el El bro you you will never be Ohio Sigma oh shut the [ __ ] up Jesus Christ This is why the internet was a mistake for people this one sucks yeah honestly I apparently didn’t get any what’s this bombardment is this is this Fireball don’t get eaten by the I Jake’s dad I don’t know oh I figured it out the hard way you’re stupid you dodged the big black things that fall from the sky [ __ ] dog [ __ ] dog [ __ ] all I’m going piss where are the squids there are no squids shoo Bulls L you guys are so [ __ ] Trash shot directly at me brys that’s the [ __ ] point of the game holy [ __ ] it’s there are four big guys coming inside of him F Well at least I came third you came third the bedw war practice party games are better what what is this oh not this [ __ ] [ __ ] what is this it’s a Tron TR no what what am I supposed to do bro oh disadvantage if you’re on PING oh I see you’re at such a disadvantage if you’re on PING brother I piss I come back and now I run into you piss and you come Back yeah I piss and I come and I [ __ ] you do I’m naked why am I naked as a spectator oh my God legit you’re naked no idea how much of a disant someth wait let’s see let’s see what’s does it look like on stop moving Jakey let me let me flash your Stream I need to see the gas I mean the a [ __ ] oh oh wonderful it’s just these balls I don’t see [ __ ] I don’t don’t check Jakey don’t check your stream chat on his on his stream it’s fine Jakey don’t check your stream chat no when he typed in chat Okay I don’t know why you this is a weird question but how old are you I’m 18 brother bro you are not 18 you are 59 where is what where is this dude what am I supposed to you’re supposed to Snowball the other blackies off the Platform oh my God legit yeah God damn it tap you’re bad you’re unmod never mind good [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] shut up legit go back to the 7 K the SMF you remember what happened the last time you said go back to the 7-Eleven Yeah I got blown up oh my God I came third I came third sweaty he’s sweaty I came third why is he so [ __ ] sweaty why is can’t you get on on your [ __ ] alt or something let’s play practice I don’t know what bedw practice Is oh re this one’s going to suck for us re better hope you’re on one I’ll tell you what it is your Che this is going to hard suck ass no oh you have to hold [ __ ] yeah I didn’t know either what [Applause] the [ __ ] this is so bad it’s so bad This is [ __ ] so yo Jakey when are you going to play Elden ring shut up legit hey ring you’re going to get views is from me it doesn’t turn Jake you go too fast and the chicken just doesn’t turn re you’re ruining my mojo your mojo behind you’re not behind me you’re Ruining my mojo you’re ruining my mojo wait how did he beat me who’s this [ __ ] sweat tap F oh my God this game is terrible it’s [ __ ] because of ping oh yeah what’s pig pig reys you’re the one that want mom gun legit I’m going to blow you Up why can’t why is that why is that guy flying F [ __ ] youy [ __ ] sweating I swear Jakey you’re so [ __ ] Luigi [ __ ] yeah yeah you back what stop [ __ ] coming off of me what come here R easy holy [ __ ] I’m coming all over the place he’s coming all over me he’s Coming all over me he’s coming all over me no bro it’s Middle East simulator Afghanistan Iraq I killed legit I’m I’m so much better I’m so much better so much better oh this great platform to game points all right just stop whacking people High Ground high is me when I see Jakey’s Mom swing oh okay Bishop knockback how much knock back does it give you a lot all right goodbye everyone everyone’s off the thing they all stuck ass at this game oh I just got boosted back thank you Jake Jake Jake ising you’re going to get Banned am I going to get banned though what is this am I actually am I winning am I am I winning Frozen robot kick no out of sync check your internet connection bro Soul Goodman die I’m Waring everyone out no no no no you didn’t work it Didn’t work tell me I’m not going to do it let’s do bedwar Squad let’s do bedwar Squad I’ve got a great idea what is this no this one bro let’s do [ __ ] bedwar squads let’s do bedwars challenges guys the [ __ ] is Bed Wars slavery the only Challenge to do is the dam guys oh my goodness what is this BR what is this [ __ ] I’m out of here oh oh there’s a child on me help he’s trying to hit me EXC what Christmas is natural Christmas I don’t want to for CH there Is just I’ve got the best hiding spot in the game oh hi blue you might be on to something that the song might match one to one bro they have a reach client I can’t help it what I’m just alive I’m just better than everyone else all right tap is dead Person kept camping me dude who the [ __ ] is this black ass [ __ ] shitty [ __ ] sh I didn’t say the bad thing [ __ ] bye [ __ ] you pretty close I’m going back to my I just said I just said black ass bro that is not bad what the [ __ ] this Cun’s using re yep Rees hey skill issue oh my God this kid just whittle fiddled I’m just follow I’m just legit legit you’re part of the bomb squad bro here you go the bom Squad here you go B squ [ __ ] no l [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass easy oh My shot bro you’re so bad you’re still alive you should have died first because you were most likely to blow up easy you’re the bro bro what’s happening with those two guys zombie girl and Cheeto and who the [ __ ] is cheesy as Cheeto they’re beating the meat where are they Gang what the [ __ ] [ __ ] are they who are these [ __ ] being like they’re in a corner where oh they finally finally escap Corners he’s he’s just got what who the [ __ ] is this legit What legit done for legit you’re going to get touched oh all right can we do something El bro He took advantage of me while I wasn’t looking I was stuck in the dryer bro this is so [ __ ] easy so bad no bro y’all are trash it’s the again just [ __ ] I’m praying it’s down for exchange shut the [ __ ] up zy don’t make me Photoshop stuff on You what does that even mean mean you see what the [ __ ] do you mean [ __ ] yo hey yo what the [ __ ] legit you’re being whooped out of the game for that no okay if you’re warping if you’re warping me out can you do bedwars quad squads can you do bedwar Squad I’ve got a better idea I want to check other Games what are you going to do bed squads okay oh it’s just a regular 44 okay these cuns look like I don’t see the lot of day so we’re kind of [ __ ] put the in put theer up the and you turn around yeah listen listen these guys the light Of day so like y yummy yummy I’m going to do the they’re already at Mid oh I will not today today are you implying that you do it What Jakey are you okay got a back I got a pickled oh my [ __ ] god go outside oh this is 44 oh Fu I thought this was four four teams of four but it’s two teams of four black ass genius ah my bad so G bro is so skiy who the [ __ ] Ni oh [ __ ] he’s on top of our bed he’s on our bed who put a rainbow gay flag here guys there’s a escaped slave above above our bed there’s three people up there and so if they all three Dro down outside go outside please we’re going to die okay there’s two people Now if daylight if daylight touch their place a block I keep doing that why do I keep doing that bro guys you’re so bad dude act shut the [ __ ] up actual dog [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re Australian shut up yeah well you go boom yeah that’s a good thing at least School you can’t tell me going boom boom isn’t cool yo it’s an actual like ability that you have disability yeah I can literally just I canally just explode you’re an actual creeper yeah bro what is that goofy ass laugh what what do you say when when you’re About to blow up is it like a simple you just go out and I L her oh Pearl Pearl a guy pear it’s fine pear Pearl Pearl all right did you get it no for Jake big black I mean a what I mean what I what you said what [ __ ] oh My God I need a [ __ ] so bad I never said that I know said that I know how long do you reckon we can drag out this game for before like they [ __ ] get TI all right oh [ __ ] build like massive base let’s build like all right that’s I think that’s that’s beyond YouTube go outside go outside go outside please legit nice one like [Applause] Quake our bed’s gone our gone legit you [ __ ] idiot oh my God fck he is destroyed 11,000 beds bro go outside please oh [ __ ] yeah so we can just hun it down here and then they’ll [ __ ] Die um he’s going to [ __ ] me in the ass [ __ ] me in the ass just you holy [ __ ] 22,000 final kills bro all right they’re they’re coming over from red to Middle Jake Jake stay here we have to hun it down har you’re R you’re all right they’re Coming over there’s two coming over what they on yo what happened to the holy [ __ ] Bible uh you know what we didn’t talk about the Holy [ __ ] actually it’s coming back in next season which is febr bro 4v4 V4 sh we’re going to play the best game no no Man Sim what the [ __ ] is this bro wrench simulator why am I red I’m green guys we we got to lock in I’m I’m stuck down here need something by the way it’s acan yo what’s up aeman I live uh guys I legit cannot [ __ ] get up I’m stuck in the river Skill is show yeah agreed Reese can you stop meowing please thank you how the [ __ ] do we open the door can we get some oo in the chat bro all right legit you’re getting banned from all future streams and all future Customs you think you’re the king I’m the king how the [ __ ] do I open these doors you think you’re the big black guy I’m the big black guy you think you’re the king I’m the king you’re so so actually in the chat are you kidding wait what actually oh my [ __ ] god Art of War th easy hello hello America hello America yo don’t look at what I sent in the chat Joe Biden all right guys this game sucks not because Jeremy’s better than all of us but because this game sucks sounds Jeremy and so good at stealing bro yeah why does he like takeing from children nothing Su this Guy yeah I’m going to take from children too I remember one thing just not present we just we we went on a random like went into random like Minecraft servers and then we just it was so [ __ ] [ __ ] bro I’m just yoinking everything from I got to find this was I hate Children my name is Joe mama thank you bro that’s awesome actually my name is my name is my name is guys listen so what you do go into M hot servers right oh join random ones wait can we do that actually Rand yeah that’s what I’m doing all right we’ll Find no I’m not going to win this game okay we have we have to be on 1.19 no we don’t I’m on 1.20.1 have to do no we have to otherwise it won’t let us I’m on 1.20.1 I’m on 1.8 L skill issue I probably should be Does 1.8 even increase your skill issue this the video playing it wants you to [ __ ] crap [ __ ] [ __ ] dog wait what I can see that too Jake what the link to the Discord no brother no I don’t have I don’t have Discord setup B we not play my M heart is for little Children what are we going to play then I don’t know I might go to bed honestly I might end stream I’m ending stream he’s ending it all by say bye to the stream bye stream by bye you Su all right who’s played that Video Information
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