[Music]
I wake up in the morning clam out of my
bed stick my mustache to the front side
of my head eat breakfast in the kitchen
with my wife and kids except I don’t
because I live alone head over to the
studio to say hello cuz I’m the news an
I got to start the show I’ve got a lot
of work to fill my predecessor shoes
before he died he told me just which
words to
use break it new the arm is looking for
people to become part of a big hot air
balloon balloon Project’s been canceled
cuz the last one’s stuck orbiting the
moon the Project’s done the Moon is one
when the general was as he I want my
well at least they all up there together
now here’s woolly with the
[Music]
weather he’s not here is he hey woly
how’s the weather today go away are you
sure it’s not going to rain go away our
viewers just need to attain if it’s
going to rain as we both know the
weather is your domain no it isn’t but
look at all these people they’ll have to
remain unaware of any tle MR Hurricane
you think they look out the window pan
and how would it affect all the Farmer’s
Grain uh we really need a sheep here
with a functioning brain cuz our back of
WEA the Sheep finds it hard to explain
it’s causing to villagers to call and
complain with things like I’m sorry
could you say that again I don’t work
for you just read the weather no go
away thanks will good to have you around
now onto a section called what have you
found where the citizen show us what
they have uncovered here are the judges
and here are the buzzers
[Music]
okay number one what have you got for me
I nearly died getting through this heart
of the sea it’s not really my cup of tea
I agree let’s release the angry bee
number two well what have you got there
oh I found this comfy chair doesn’t you
know that’s just some stairs way too
hard on a Dair Ed okay number three this
better be slick oh uh I found this
stick what a beautiful stick what a
beautiful stick I’ve seen nothing quite
like
K how about this one here what about
what
one is
delightful what a beautiful Ste what a
beautiful Ste beauti S release the
[Music]
beast well that was fun but back to
reading the news with an anchor this
handsome how could you refuse wait I’m
being told about unfolding events facts
of which I’ll try to
condense breaking news a citizen has
been accused today of enacting Nefarious
Deeds breaking there were many chests in
his house filled to the top with melon
seeds he’s on the run the search is on
everyone believes what he’s done is
wrong but we need to get the facts in
line so here’s villager number
[Music]
nine I so pale you’re
on the pepp is gone and we have no lead
he had 177,000 seeds do you know how
many miles that feeds we need so many
seeds we need so many seeds is this
really something to condemn oh I see
you’re one of them get him ah wait don’t
I get a lawyer I’m just a simple seed
[Music]
enjoyer getting got DIY over there in
the Square there are polarized opinions
in the air about the Seas why were they
left for us to find but T now back to
you from number nine thanks number n
there’s a detective on the case he’ll
look at all the facts directly in the
face he’ll find the per he’s a crime
solving Ace but his last investigation
ended in disgrace but that’s for next
time we run out of cues that’s it for
this edition of vill news the outra
starts playing so I make my way home the
town’s full of life but I feel so
alone I could have had a family even a
child to Mentor but you can’t have it
all when you’re a news presenter to we
the mustache means sacrifice but
spending time with himy would have been
nice back in my home back in my bed
current events run around in my head to
me the headlines are a symphony so I’ll
keep reading the news but
Timmy I miss you son but I’m right here
Dad I can still hear his
voice breaking
news breaking
[Music]
news breaking new
oh you stayed right to the end well
while you’re here we want to give a big
thank you to all of Our Benevolent
patrons and of course to our ultimate
patrons spy Forge Chef Enceladus Elliot
Spencer and Emil scar you absolute
Heroes and if you haven’t seen the
original well why would you watch this
one doesn’t matter go go and watch the
original okay bye
[Music]
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This video, titled ‘VILLAGER NEWS: BREAKING NEWS! 🩲 BUT EVERYONE IS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR 🩲’, was uploaded by Element Animation on 2024-04-26 12:25:31. It has garnered 206158 views and 20643 likes. The duration of the video is 00:05:01 or 301 seconds.
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