$1 vs $100,000 Minecraft

I spent a 100 000 on Minecraft to buy a two thousand five hundred dollar girlfriend an eighteen thousand dollar professional build and even a twenty thousand dollar ultra realistic remake of the entire game but first at one dollar we have a fake Minecraft knockoff wait these Graphics are awful but we

Have guns Jordan bro I have literally got ads all over my screen I can’t even see what I’m doing there’s no sound on my gun bro Ella added some sounds this gun goes pew pew pew Pew and when I kill that guy making ah yeah do that thank you all right

Go I got a purple gun Jordan I just killed the dude let’s go John all right this gun hey let’s go you take no full damage what if you hold space you just fly up things oh I got another one take about take a bath he’s

Got a shotgun he’s my gun won’t switch what is this game next I gave him ten dollars to a random dude on Fiverr to make me a new Minecraft skin what is this so I spent another 500 to upgrade it but while it was being made I bought a slave

Worker for 250 bucks now I don’t actually have any work for you to do so uh you know what Bob you can just be my brand new friend welcome to the family mate mine with your hands slave what bro are you serious this is what you spend

My money on get here dig down the obsidian do it but there’s no way he’s going to be finished by the end of the video you know what actually if he is why don’t we surprise him by giving everything We Buy in today’s video so much until the end

To find out but for right now my 500 skin is ready bro that’s not Sonic at all I would have never thought to turn that into Huggy wuggy what yo that’s so worth the money look at the animations bro what the oh my gosh dude you’re a

Rapper ready ready and yo yo honey dropping the Beats he got yellow on his feet give me some of your blue meat wait probably tastes disgusting for a thousand dollars we bought the best PVP player and if we win he promises to quit Minecraft forever

But bro I never heard of this guy John you wasted your money so he’s legit go he said go okay okay drop the gaffle drop the couple let’s do this thing oh I’m juggling you oh this one I’m literally on two hearts how how you know you’re two hearts already bro okay put

The lava on it oh my gosh yes you love it no no no that’s so quick John run John just run I got you I got you bro how is he doing that okay wait oh no it’s the sweat off come on I got you why

Trash what’s you gonna do huh huh take me on come on you got this take that yeah this guy has to be cheating wait ten he had ten Full Hearts still in front of me are some of Minecraft’s most expensive items this player account is worth 15

Grand bro what its name’s menu log did somebody say overpriced bro it’s true I’m serious right it’s because of this super rare cake which was only given to people who attended MineCon in 2016 so only 7 000 capes have ever been owned and well it’s got the same name as the

Delivery company it’s super crazy there’s no way something’s more expensive than this yeah there definitely is this one right here what 50 Grand why it’s a question mark why is the question mark uh because there isn’t actually a skin or name at least we don’t know what it is because it was so

Expensive it’s completely private why is it private well there’s this Minecraft server called Hypixel and he had the craziest stats ever with 9.5 million Karma 4 600 PVP wins and he was level 126 making incredibly valuable to collectors it was sold by its owner twistiest six months ago and so we don’t

Know what it is anymore bro I’m gonna grind Hypixel bro but seriously it’s nothing compared to this that’s Notch there’s there’s no way notches okay come on it’s not it’s gonna at least be a hundred thousand dollars right yeah it’s actually worth 2.5 billion billion that’s more numbers that I can count on

My fingers bro why do a 2.5 billion well it’s not actually his account it’s the game itself Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft for 2.5 billion dollars back in 2014. next I paid two thousand dollars to a Minecraft expert claimed to know all the game secrets oh wait

Nothing is worth that much you better be teaching us everything of course I will teach you around my craft secret not nobody knows ah you’re kind of shady what’s this there’s a 10 chance for the peoples to do our fortnite Dance One killing a hug a fortnite dance we’re killing it bro

There is no way a beautiful game an Exquisite game like Minecraft would add something from a trash game like fortnite where’s the dancing I’m not seeing the dancing think this guy’s Shady Jordan Euro you’re gonna lose your money here watch now they’re fighting okay wait it’s okay all right they’re fine

There’s no way actually happened and since my friend Ethan is lonely I’m spending 2 500 on a Minecraft eagle baby you are worth every penny come to me yours nighting shining I might give me a kiss bruh that’s so gross why are you accept the voice is whack it’s clearly a voice changer

Voice changer lost 100 boyfriends the randomized people bro ain’t no way they all paid a 2 500 bucks there is no way I thought you’re only loyal to me I thought you were mine everyone else is simple out here loyal after being scammed I wasn’t going to

Let any more money go to waste so we paid for Mojang developers five thousand dollars each to create the most realistic Minecraft ever brother try breaking blocks this is so realistic you can see every individual pistol they have TNT John there’s bombs they have explosives let’s go wait serious dude oh

Ethan you can take the villagers heads up bro this is better than the skeleton try the weapons out I got a shotgun crossbow wait I don’t have a I have a water bucket that ain’t no weapon FBI open up wait I flinted steel oh I’m

Lighting this place up bro okay no no do not burn the village down which one you can build oh what oh it’s so difficult it’s so difficult to build yeah it’s hard to build because we’re the same height as you are in real life bro I’m

Not that short come on Jordan I have a desert temple I don’t know if it’s do you think it’ll be formational you know what is functional what is this mini TNT launcher oh there is a ginormous fire starting out yeah I somehow set the desert temple on fire

Um I don’t know how you do that but I did that but the best twelve thousand dollars spent was to take a selfie with the creator of Minecraft notch man thank you so much for the selfie I have to be honest you are such an inspiration to me tell us the microwave

No oh well fine I don’t want them anyway then we hired a team of professional builders for eighteen thousand dollars to upgrade well yes I gotta be honest dude then this looks pretty good oh John you’ve outdone yourself with this one and what about this one we are the

Master Builders yeah I wasted my money this this is amazing Masterpiece and while the builders tried to fix our disaster I spent the rest of my money buying every mod ever holy bro what is this place dude I got a flower jumping slime here what is this this ain’t even

Minecraft dude the only thing I recognize are these Enderman what there are so many items there are so many options flying here what let’s do some fly we’ll do some what are we doing no slow no web we’ll do some sneak or speed dude we should have used that against the PVP

Man earlier this is probably what he was using against us we’ll do kill oral do hitboxes pigs are dying around me Jordan I I don’t understand what are you doing hey John I’m just vibing in the sky oh what’s that I can see through walls that’s great let me choose my Aimbot to

Kill this guy okay bro check it out I got the ultimate TNT what what is that no no I don’t know it says ultimate TNT bro well I can see my body they have X-ray let’s go I don’t even care about you have you seen this have

You seen these what are these mobs do what is that Ethan use your hacks kill that thing okay let me just choose between my 5 000 swords bro these guys are chill they can’t touch oh they they turned well I got an aim but I can’t

Stop no I don’t want to look at this person it’s gonna kill I can’t what they even got the bones back here what the every tree here is custom Jordan that would have taken forever all by hand what bro look at Blue French these blocks are so detailed as well have you seen these they have giant bananas bananas and a tired Kevin

Oh Not only was the build Majestic it was also equipped with XP Farms smelting a thousand Cactus every minute to produce a million XP an hour there were even Nano crop farms which produced 25 000 crops every hour and an iron farm producing one stack every minute I mean

Yeah it’s okay but it’s really not that impressive no no no no no I don’t have perms now what I can’t switch game mode I want a refund