Hello once again! My name is – [AI VOICE] ERROR. ERROR. MACHINE SHOULD NO LONGER BE IN THIS UNIVERSE. And as a glitch-ridden disgrace, I couldn’t be more qualified to tell you about ten bugs you *hopefully* haven’t noticed in Minecraft. Earlier this summer, I wanted a holiday. So me and this guy – name long forgotten – jumped into a mysterious machine that puts you inside Minecraft! …Allegedly. [NARRATOR – THE GUY IN THE WAISTCOAT] Marilla, it’s been a month. How long does this machine take to put us in Minecraft? [MARILLA] I think about fifty years. [NARRATOR] (Sighs) Well, at least I have company. Horrible company. Oh why do I say things out loud? Anyway, here’s ten bugs – [AI VOICE] ERROR. ERROR. PLEASE DO NOT LEAK THESE. THINK OF OUR REPUTATION. [MARILLA] Let’s start with a bug you probably did notice, especially if you’re a goat. When we put frogs in Minecraft, we really should have fed them first. How else to explain this? We know this looks bad, but in our defence that goat does look delicious. What actually happened was that a developer was trying out a new mob-eating feature for Frogs, and used the goat as a test subject…and then forgot to remove that code before releasing frogs into that beta. For legal reasons, I’m not allowed to say we’re feeding that developer to goats to make up for it. Don’t forget to like and subscribe! The allay went through a lot of different designs, and if you’re not happy with the one we finally chose, then rest assured that it could have been so much worse. Then again, this could be the reboot of Steve the world has been crying out for! Oh. Sorry, Allay-Steve, looks like you’re getting patched out. No, it’s no use trying to bribe me with cookies, that’s not gonna work. (Whispers) Go find me a big bag of money. The warden’s love of old-timey music is canon. But during development, the warden accidentally discovered slightly more modern music. Meet the rave warden, a terrifying insight into what Minecraft would have looked like if it had been developed in the 90s. To be fair, if you lived in the Deep Dark, you’d probably get into music that’s best listened to somewhere deep and dark and far away from the ears of civilized society too. Oh. I’ve just been informed that 99% of our sales come from fans of that kind of….music. Huh. In which case, I’d like to retract all our lazy jokes about the greatest genre in the history of music! Am I out of touch? No, it’s the 90s that are wrong. [NARRATOR SINGING TO HIMSELF] Friendship…friendship love me….won’t you be my frie- [MARILLA] Hey, friend! How’s life in the endless empty void? Remind you of growing up in Britain? [NARRATOR] Yes, but how are you escaping? [MARILLA] Oh, I signed a contract with Mojang Studios to host another special. And the only thing stronger than inter-dimensional travel is contractual obligation. Anyway, byeee! No! Don’t go! There’s nothing to do in here but play Minecraft! I’m losing my mi– [MARILLA] When you’re making a game that gives players a uniquely generated world every time, You’re *sometimes* gonna give them an igloo that comes with a free unavoidable swimming pool. [Uneasy laughter] Um, you’re welcome! Here at Minecraft we’re always looking to innovate. That must be why we didn’t spawn these fish in the sea, but above the sea. Look at them thrive! Oh. Maybe frogs would stop eating goats if they didn’t have so much excess energy. Luckily, one of our developers took some frogs for a walk. Let’s see how they’re getting on. True, this looks *mildly* terrifying. But just don’t wear your goat costume when you’re walking dozens of hungry frogs simultaneously, And you should be fine. Hello, Narrator! You’re looking very handsome today! Why thank you, Narrator. Well-noticed. I like your waistcoat, where did you get it? Well, I was going through the developers’ bins. They gave me this waistcoat if I agreed to stop. I….don’t want to talk to you any more. Yes. Yes I hear that sentence a lot. [MARILLA] Everyone loves cows! And someone probably loves the Ender Dragon. So what if someone accidentally combined them, creating a mob so brilliant that – That I consider quitting this show forever. Wow, I can’t believe they’re letting us reveal this one! Basically, whatever you do, when playing Minecraft, don’t press – [SINISTER VOICE] Greetings, paying customers. My name is Jonathan Minecraft, and I have wonderful news. Well, wonderful for me. Many years ago I was fired from Mojang Studios because my brilliant ideas for the game were just *too* good. I’ve spent one hundred years (give or take) plotting my revenge. Something malicious. Something magnificent. Something….Mobbo. [kazoo noises] At last, Mobbo and I have invaded the Overworld, and soon, Minecraft will be mine, all mine! [laughs in American] [MARILLA] Well I’m sure that’s nothing to worry about. Or perhaps the game is doomed. Anyway, thanks so much for watching! Don’t forget to like and subscribe, and I’ll see you in [AI VOICE] ERROR. ERROR. MACHINE WAS MEANT TO PLUG EXCITING NEW SHOW PREMIERING ON MINECRAFT YOUTUBE CHANNEL, NOT GIVE AWAY OUR MISTAKES. REJECTING FROM UNIVERSE IN 3…2…1… Video Information
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Rave Wardens! Allay Steves! Cynical plugs for upcoming series! Minecraft development can be a messy business, so we thought we’d share some of the ‘best’ bugs that we’ve encountered while making Minecraft. After leaking all these, the developers are no longer speaking to us. Can’t imagine why?
00:00 Intro 00:19 Secrets of Minecraft Finale Recap 00:33 The Void 00:56 Goat-Eating Frogs 01:35 The Steve Allay 02:06 The Rave Warden 02:55 Meanwhile in The Void 03:33 Iglook Out! 03:46 Fish Out Of Water 03:59 Frogs Unleashed 04:20 The Void Again 04:42 The Dragmoo 04:58 MOBBO