Foreign If you are an avid viewer of this gaming channel you will have known that I am occasionally a being a pure chaos and part-time gaming trolling player I have been a part of multiple single-player builds multiplayer organizations and massive modded playthroughs and my experience in Minecraft is now long Enough for me to recall various stories from all parts of the game in general but it all begins with a rather quiet treehouse in a rather quiet forest and it all went downhill from there foreign something most people have done within the first few months of gaming is to Create a new world simply to ignite hundreds of TNT just to see what will happen the obvious result is the destruction of the surrounding environment for Digital entertainment that was until I found out that creatures human and hostile existed in this game there were several things that I could do with this in creative mode including creating a peaceful establishment that upholds human rights or facilities dedicated to summoning villagers and zombies to see who would die last the winner would also die but this design could be improved upon for greater entertainment one of my favorite Pastime in the good old days was finding villages with villagers and experimenting with them most of these experiments took place on my favorite seed which was this which had a nearby sizable Village in this world in particular I isolated this Village from all Escape Routes with a 1.5 meter tall Fence and added zombie spawners underground the result was pure unadulterated zombie infection which I recall watching because it was fascinating simulating a world where a disease spreads uncontrollably at the cost of society and economy and industry but under the underground was a hollow Earth which did not contain anything Substantial and was only there because I was testing something but the world that suffered the worst of the disastrous consequences of Industrial Revolution and the invention of fire was New World 3 a massive wooden super flat world with Lava Lakes and Villages luckily this world had aged only a few minutes and Went into cryostasis for 10 years sparing all Humanity however it was getting boring simply to witness the destruction of digital villagers by various means it was time to come up with a new game so far all of my knowledge of Minecraft had been absorbed from the Minecraft’s Wikipedia as well As misinterpreted tutorials on the internet any information I learned outside of that was from accidental Encounters in the actual game this is because vanilla Minecraft has a very strange learning curve the actual game gives very little information to the player forcing the player to learn from trial and error from the internet back Then you never know when you’ll find something new that is possible in the game which is why click bait on Minecraft has been very successful The Ether Portal is perhaps one of the most well-known examples of this but I have faced countless disappointments of following crafting recipes from modded Minecraft without knowing that I had to obtain a lot in the first place one of the only times that watching click bait was productive was when I saw that you could spawn the wither the witch was also another accidental Discovery it was basically the Villager but alcoholic and Misanthropic one day as I was spamming which spawn eggs I somehow made the discovery that Hostile Mobs would Target each other if accidentally provoked combined this with the witch’s splash potion attack and you have this this was one of my favorite pastimes seeing entities enjoying other entities and Contests to see who would come out Victorious but in this case the witch’s pain was eternal due to their regenerative strength so what I got was an infinite Palace of zabotinsky chemical reaction of pain some time later I discovered anvils and their reaction to the laws of gravity I also Discovered that having heavy objects fall on your head usually results in pain so I use this to create another game the way it works is like this villagers are spawned in a box with several layers of anvils above them kept in check by several floors of wood this would be set On fire which led to the Anvil’s breaching containment and falling down onto the Unfortunate Souls below but this would also create a floor of anvils that the villagers could use to escape the rather short wooden box and I guess that the escaped villagers could be called Victorious so far I had Experimented with villages which is zombies and other beings of higher sentience but the one mob that was safe from my experimentation were sheep the presence of sheep was more bearable and thus I tended to try to create comfortable environments for them which did not include death or destruction the Sheep Village world was born containing several died over series and some named Jeb underscore which was a trick I learned from stumbling upon the Minecraft’s Wikipedia page for sheep so rather than destroying killing stuff I decided to try creating stuff after a while of moving around in Minecraft I Guess I discovered parkour on accident when I realized the blocks that were spaced out a certain distance would create a fun challenge to try to navigate the result was this Village Park or map which also showed signs of basic intelligence when it came to Redstone mechanics it may seem that one Way or another my knowledge of Minecraft was mysteriously growing but some of the worlds were utter nonsense this included new world too which I will simply show yeah this other world known as commands was even more bizarre the sleeping quarters were surrounded by cocurbita Maxima adjacent to it was a snow-laden weird Arrow a mass skeleton grave and even more pumpkin I had no idea what this could possibly mean but perhaps that will change on June the 2nd 2035 3 15 PM PST one of the strangest features of these new worlds was this weird gray stick man who kept appearing in my Worlds along with pumpkins for some reason further down the line the structures I created were beginning to show signs of intelligence sometimes imbued with insanity this world was literally called Insanity which was riddled with wooden swimming pools wooden diving boards wooden houses and Scattered doors eventually I had known Enough about Minecraft to put together an automatic resource Gathering Farm featuring Hoppers pistons and Redstone far before had learned about Greg Tech as I have today my thirst for Automation and the urge to begin the Industrial Revolution wherever I went was strong but I only got As far as automatically Harvesting melons and pumpkins there was also the so-called Advanced Farm which features a design I copied off of YouTube whose main purpose was to sort creepers from zombies and skeletons using various traps and entities the creepers were then stored in this box for further analysis besides building stuff simply for practical purposes I Created builds with the purpose of making something massive and impressive and magnificent and spectacular which is why I made this extremely unfinished cruise ship what it lacks in scale however is made up for an unnecessary details that nobody would find in this random chest is this random book known As ship magazine this contains several masterpieces such as the retelling of the Titanic in lazy English several of aren’t humor content of 0.1 Micro funny and a ship copyright besides that the ship was made out of materials that would have made the ship sink anyways the bathrooms were made out of golden Blocks which were the eight heaviest element in the periodic table there was also an aquarium with a do not break sign for fools as well as the remains of a dead squid for some reason there were also builds that were made to try to tell a story this was attempted in the Village of Secrets which was more like the village of secret because there was only one secret area hidden by a redstone door which contained zero Secrets Finally there were worlds containing attempts to invent a new genius design that would revolutionize gaming itself in this world that I will Not pronounce I created a base with a defense system capable of shooting arrows in approximately 50 of a 360-degree Arc surrounding the house the main pattern in most of the early worlds was that that they were underwhelmingly unfinished having at most two or three features before I moved on to the next Idea luckily I didn’t have a habit of deleting worlds so I am now able to access the ultra Kingdom which only has one chicken coop the super mall which only had an entrance and a few stores the floating island adventure which only had two floating land masses predicting High pixel Skyblock five years before and began the ultra playground which only had one slide which when jumped from would cause painful injury upon contact with the ocean 200 meters below and then there was the banner Village upon logging in I instantly became British at this point it was about 2015. And I wanted to make something big after seeing YouTubers play these massive adventure maps with a solid story so I wanted to make my own unfortunately the YouTube video that inspired this world has long been forgotten but all I know know is that it contains levels with Different themes such as an iron level golden level coal level and Lapis level it also has quote unquote hidden diamonds and impossible parkour and there were several rules that I was going to Simply ignore it starts off with a golden maze which I skipped entirely a coal maze That was supposed To be beaten without philbright an iron maze that had impossible parkour impossible lava and impossible hidden diamonds all signs that I had been inspired by Minecraft clickbait on YouTube I soon reached the Slime level lapis level and Redstone level and several other uninspired levels that were basically parkour combined with Something deadly which abruptly ended at this extremely impossible puzzle next up was a mystery map rather than pure parkour and impossible challenges it all begins on this half sunken ship with an owner that wants to leave the ship and then leaves the ship by a rather unpleasant An extremely Hidden book stored in this extremely hidden room reveals that something is hidden somewhere in some mountains somewhere upon adventuring out there are various structures giving items that are slightly helpful as well as a house that leads into the basement of the house that leads into the Ravine Below the basement of the house navigating all the poorly placed lava and cracks in the walls eventually leads to nothing like And subscribe but what if I combined adventure maps and mystery maps with horror the result was the lab in the old days I believe this was worthy of several Oscar nominations and Colored surprises but it was pure print the player starts off in a broken cell in an underground lab with signs of something catastrophic happening there is nothing to be discovered and no clues are given on anything the written books found were cheap attempts at giving a creepy atmosphere and pressure plates Were used to try to jump scare the player with chat messages contain messages such as welcome to CR sector 3. there is hashtag no going back now we are hashtag not finished yet exclamation mark and welcome to the hashtag absolute the map is extremely short after just a Few mazes the ending scene is reached the ending is an absolute Masterpiece containing deep messages on the socio-economic geopolitical state of the world such as Infinity error overload Infinity error AG Fifi I am watching smiley face emoji infinite good luck sleeping like And subscribe for more insane challenges sometimes however Maps Did not have to be fancy Delicacies with intricate complicated intersecting storylines sometimes I wanted something simple to have hours of fun on this was Ultra Arena a challenge where I had diamond armor no weapons and had to survive in a diamond-walled compound with villager and iron golems against a Hostile outside with zombies creepers and skeletons coming from spawners and invading the inner compound constantly this theoretically have infinite rounds of intense fighting to witness and take part in with a few breaks here and there to spawn in more iron golems these small-scale projects were getting boring however this time like all the Other times before I was going to make something huge the final single-player worlds I shall show were the longest lasting projects I had it was in this world that I discovered the Clone command which I abused to create a rather large city with neighborhoods stores hotels and schools none of these Structures had any substantial detail and the building style was extremely lingerous and lackadaisical every structure was a block with a triangle roof and Against All Odds the gray stick man was back now for my second favorite world in my save files Ultra Mansion a floating unfinished mansion in the same Jungle that my first world was in most of my time was spent in this Mansion pretending to be a billionaire capitalist materialist edenest another adjective ending inest unfortunately there is a giant chunk deleted out of the center of the mansion but it probably did not contain anything important the world is rather corrupted As well leading to the mysterious Vanishing of all signs and entities but it probably did not contain anything important there was an infinite cake room secret rooms to store billionaire wealth stashes a TV a Mini-Game room a dining room that used to have infinite food dispensers a random Treehouse Sticking out of the kitchen and other luxuries that helped me pretend to be a rich billionaire capitalist materialist and last but not least the ultimate arena my favorite Minecraft World with the most development and 80 hours spent on it the idea behind this world was that it would be a massive Arena serving As an action set for an epic battle between me Iron Golems villagers and Hostile Mobs the first structure I made was this apartment building with villager spawners which would be under attack by zombies from the outside this was eventually actually expanded upon to create an entire poorly designed City with everything imaginable stuffed Within a 1000 by 1000 area so it was time to re-explore this world at the edge of the world is yet another unoriginal Cube which is referred to as Camille University upon further inspection it appears to have several useless classes with rather useless lessons inside nearby was a perfectly Square ocean with various sea transport vehicles on it including a cruise ship and a Pirates of the Caribbean reference there were also various symbols of capitalism in society including an office building skyscraper several industrial plants amine exploiting basically zero natural resources and them all with several neat details Inside including a movie theater and some sort of playground above all this was an airplane standing perfectly still with several bizarre airplane controls below was a subway system intersecting with a manually created abandoned mine shaft flooded with lava in the more rural parts of the city there were several cave systems and abandoned Tunnels that were the source of the Hostile Mobs as well as an emergency bunker in the distance was a massive Farm feeding absolutely no one beyond the usual human civilization stuff there were several random structures that did not exactly fit the theme of an epic battle arena but towards the end I Focused more on building stuff for the sake of building rather than actually using it as a Battleground in the center of the city was a so-called glitched section which led to a recreation of human food with colored wool and I recall that I put TNT inside the food For some reason the final section to explore was yet another Arena that was disconnected from the rest of the ultimate arena cinematic Multiverse this took the form of a massive floating Cathedral that took approximately 50 seconds to escape due to bad level design but was actually inescapable because it was unfinished anyways with That the ultimate arena world was explored and I had Revisited every single player world I had created but of course single player wasn’t the only way to play this game up until 2016 every time I clicked the multiplayer button all I saw was the scanning for games on your local network Text so I assumed that the multiplayer feature was broken and not worth bothering with that was until I learned that the multiplayer feature was not broken and therefore worth bothering with at that time the Mineplex and the hive were the two servers I had heard the most about Hypixel only rise to Prominence and enter my awareness a few years later meanwhile on the hive I was attempting to keep in mind what I knew about how to behave on the internet do not engage with any unscrupulous individuals do not divulge any personal information and report all cyber bullying with that in mind I proceeded To explore the Hive server which has long since been closed due to abysmally low player count all I remember from this Hive experience was that there was build battle sky wars and Sky Giants almost nobody knows about the mysterious Sky Giants game with very little footage Of it existing on YouTube but for some reason Sky Giants became my favorite game on the server and I still recall details from that game it was basically SkyWars except that Mining Ores would cause the Industrial Revolution wealth inequality and health side effects to occur all at once using coins from Mining Ores various accoutrements and Equipment could be bought from the Island hardware store including building materials which were supposed to be used to defend a giant dead base the goal was to penetrate whatever defenses were on other islands and destroy all other Giants on top of all this everyone had Infinite lives and keep inventory on this may seem like an incredible strange game because it was which is why I preferred it rather than more normal games such as SkyWars and build battle and along the way I had met a singular person who actually talked in game his Name is forgotten to me but it had the word watermelon due to me not me not on how to add friends in the server I had no reliable way to contact the watermelon guy so the only way to play with him was to get lucky and see him in A random Sky Giants Lobby once in a while which would happen randomly every two months on average so every two months I would get the chance to play sky Giants with watermelon guy and this only happened four times the fourth and final encounter with the watermelon guy Was sometime in May of 2016. the only thing I remember from our last encounter was that he said long time no see and we proceeded to play our final Sky Giants game together probably destroying every other team in the process which would be followed by an infinitely long time of no sea Laughs The Hive and Minecraft multiplayer had simply faded for my interests until 2019 I was in this location known as real life in a location known as a public education facility it was on this fateful year that I met two classmates going by the internet monikers of derp Man MLG and murder blurp and towards the end of the designated school year for this education facility everyone else in my classroom was playing Minecraft Factions the overall idea behind Minecraft Factions is that players would organize themselves into long-term teams to become the best on the server over a Few months this would be accomplished either by pure grinding or by rating other teams but mostly I pay to win and this was somehow appealing to school attendees who were unbearably bored much like Cookie Clicker and Bouquet Showdown this Minecraft Factions thing would spread like a disease throughout The entire school system with friends getting their friends who got their friends with their own friends into Minecraft Factions so by pure peer pressure derp man MLG and murder blurp would begin to spend absurd amounts of free time climbing the ranks of brutal faction servers such as I forgot the Name after some unspecified disaster on a previous Factions server derp man MLG and merti blurp decided to start over on Cosmic PVP one of the most famous factions servers at that time which is also unfortunately shut down as of today anyways for Cosmic PVP derp man ml G had The idea of adding me to his new faction for a 50 increase in Manpower and I accept it little did I know I would be joining a measly three-man team with the name sister Squad and we were up against several extremely powerful factions who had started weeks before us things Weren’t looking so good but the Sith Squad shall persevere not a lot of screenshots have survived to this day but from what it looks like it appears that the sis Squad had created a base in the middle of an ocean which consists of several Cobblestone barriers formed by Lava casts and an inner obsidian layer containing all of the valuables of the base including mops Bonners these were found using a genius strategy I came up on my own in the F3 section there is an entity counter showing the amount of entities in my line of sight since mob Spawners tended to spawn mobs and since mobs tended to be entities and since F3 tended to show which direction the end entities were I used this to basically x-ray for spawners deep underground I thought I was the smartest dream high IQ player on Cosmic PVP but I forgot one Crucial piece of information I was not actually the smartest dream high IQ player on the server base got rated approximately two times since no video evidence of this exists it shall be recreated in Ms paint in the first raid what I think happened was that someone built a cannon outside of The base and starting blowing stuff up somewhere in the base which led to the base being cracked open and then everyone died but we did not lose anything of value because it was all in the personal Vault anyways the second grade was basically an exact repeat of the first raid except the perpetrators Were different people on third time the sis Squad decided that we were not going to learn anything from our mistakes and we did the exact same base design except several thousands of blocks away from Spawn besides that me and derp man MLG decided on the new way to obtain riches On the server mining this was an overpowered strategy due to how overpowered pickaxes could get with autosmelt and 7×7 mining ranges the minerals obtained could be sold to the in-game shop for easy profit but there was only one problem with this strategy it was tedious and addicting we were Mining non-stop for the funny digital currency this grind would persist until 2AM on Sundays and spill over into class time me and derp man MLG would maximize the grind as much as possible by hiding in certain gaming spots we found in the classroom and maintaining optimal gaming position after making a few million Dollars we decide to blow it on smart things such as creative flight at base and stupid things such as an iron golem spawner which we accidentally lost anyways because we put it in a territory that we forgot to claim and then derp man MLG gambled Millions more coins on coin flips The result is that we got bored of cosmic PVP and quit Minecraft or did we because me and Merta blerp decided to continue gaming on different servers on murder blurp’s personal free eterno’s server he decided to play this Minecraft’s map known as diversity 3 a massive map where the player must Collect approximately 16 pieces of wool from challenges ranging from Parkour Survival mystery puzzles and probably some other stuff this was a trial meant to test the IQ of everyone involved and was meant to be taken seriously but of course that did not happen I don’t think It worked we ended up using diversity 3 as a PvP map because the challenges were too hard to seriously play the only thing we were able to beat was the parkour section because we were at least smart enough to jump from places to other places and we managed to do a bit Of the puzzle section from sheer Brute Force progress was rather slow but me and Marty blurp decided that we would finish diversity three ones and for all tomorrow but we never did that it was quite clear that we were not going to beat diversity 3 3 in a reasonable Amount of time so Marty blurpp decided that it was time to check out the infamous server known as Hypixel it was still 2019 and it was at around this time that high pixel triumphed over Mineplex and The Hive in terms of popularity and on Hypixel me and Squad Decided to play Bed Wars the other 7.9 billion humans on this planet would not be ready for the gaming that was about to occur sometime in mid-august the genius Hypixel developers added something to the item shop that allows you to spawn a miniature Tower wherever you pleased but this could bypass the Build height limit in bed Wars allowing the creation of ridiculous fortresses to bamboozle the enemy but that was the only purpose of this strategy trolling winning did not actually occur but we managed to waste about half an hour of the enemy’s time me derp man MLG and Acquaintances of derp man MLG known as art piece and dragon Master had created a 255 block high tower which was being firebombed by the unwavering yellow team we were stranded and cut off from our resources far below and in the midst of all the explosions we thought it would Be a good idea to stand on the edge to watch for Fireballs that were going to kill us by blowing us off the edge is watch out guys did you guys see that fire the ball just fly by oh my God that even happened I didn’t like you can I put ah I opened I walked forward and opened my inventory after the unfortunate deaths of half the team me and art piece decided to descend down the Monstrous Tower creation to fight the seemingly Unstoppable team and we see the Damage Done to our beautiful Tower the yellow team had attempted to Replicate our military Secrets by placing down chests everywhere which didn’t actually do anything so they were stuck on the ground so me and dark peace arrived at the bottom for a last stand against yellow team ah he’s right there jumped him and him off Knock him off foreign After doing a short grieving session we decided to do the exact same thing in our next game after buying approximately one quintillion Towers we reached the height limit once again this time the yellow team was slightly more competent and decided to actually climb the towers using some ladders we spotted this Suspicious activity and decided to shoot down the Invaders so we bow spammed down the elevator and the enemy responded with this It was a punch bowl and I nearly faced the same demise as derp man MLG but for some reason we all decided to go towards the elevator what’s wrong with you thank you ladder break the ladder break the ladder break the ladders guys the new plan was To slow down the ascent of the Enemy by breaking all the 5 million ladders that were everywhere but it was too late they’re here doesn’t know how to get up he got up the other way I forgot about them jump off just kidding I’m just kidding get up All right And that was the end of the two greatest plays in bed Wars history but Hypixel had a lot more to offer the Hypixel recently released their own unique take on the SkyBlock genre so basically you spawn on your own Island you cut down a tree you bridge over to The other Island and then you log into windcraft sometime in the summer techno blade begins gaming on high pixel Skyblock starting a chain reaction that eventually got me into Hypixel Skyblock Murdy blurp was a big fan of techno blade so when he saw the existence of Skyblock he decided to bring me derp man MLG and his friends into a new Skyblock Co-op the goal was to avoid being extremely bored due to it being summer break at the time the most sensible way to get rich was by exploiting the natural resources of the deep Caverns Grinding there was simple you mind stuff you sell this stuff you buy stuff you mine new stuff with that stuff the cycle was to obtain common ores on Surface floors get better equipment use the bed equipment to survive the deeper floors and eventually reach the final obsidian Cavern floor which was misleading Because it was very rich in diamonds so the whole Squad would simply mine diamonds all day long for one of the greatest armor sets at that time hardened Diamond but after hard and Diamond there was not much to do or was it not his had murty blur patched a plan It involved creating a new co-op with me but with some new tryhard friends to seriously play Skyblock and so mudereth and lv16 were acquainted so we did everything we did on the old Co-op but on the new co-op after obtaining some hardened Diamond accoutrements we followed the advice of murty blurp who Told us to follow the advice of the mysterious YouTuber known as time Deo and collected all the objects known as fairy souls for an extra stat boost once we had extra health and stats from finding all aforementioned fairy Souls we headed off to the nether section of high pixel Skyblock merti blurp had Continued to watch technoblade’s informational videos on Skyblock and Murdy blurp decided to copy technoblade’s magma boss strategy every two hours on this chart Wasteland useless nether Island a giant Magma Cube would spawn which would bequeath the rather valuable Ember Rod upon death however we weren’t the only ones who Sought the infamous Ember Rod tens of other players who had also probably watched technoblade wood Camp the nether Island for hours on end for a chance at killing the Magma Cube boss and after several painstaking days of gaming the entire Co-op except for me would obtain One Singular Ember rod for personal use Except for Murdy blurp who accidentally used his Ember Rodas furnace fuel but he obtained a new one so it all balances out any spare Ember rods that we farmed would be put on the auction house for Consumer consumption and personal profit leading to us accumulating millions of coins from the privatization of personal Wealth but just when we thought we were at the top of the world the high pixel developers introduced the pigment sword made not of medals or money but 1.2 million pork chops compressed into Enchanted cooked pork chops compressed into a pigment sword nobody thought this was worth it except lv60 the grindiest Grinder who was ambitious enough to unironically attempt the obtaination of the Pigman sword now how exactly would 1.2 million pork chops be obtained the method for pigment sword was apparently not to kill pigs manually but to kill pigs automatically and spawn pigs automatically using Pig minions the Setup was to spawn pigs using minions at the top of a giant Tower leading to certain death with a hopper system to collect thousands of pork for personal consumption the only downside was that in order for the pigs to spawn someone had to AFK on the personal Island 24 7. So e AFK 24 7. in turn we got absolutely nothing in the meantime we pursued other activities like fishing while watching Minecraft Monday from technoblade’s perspective while this may seem peaceful the more things you fish the more fishing experience you get making it possible for dangerous sea creatures to Find you the final creature unlocked was the sea Emperor which drops the emperor’s skull 24 of which are needed for the diver’s accoutrements which only existed as a flex and so lv60 decided to obtain it after days of hours of constantly fishing and accumulating loot from the sea creatures he did it no Screenshot exists of him using the diver suit but he did it with his fishing swag and his pig man sword lv60 got the attention of one of the most advanced Hypixel Skyblock guilds at that time skyborne which he got into with relative ease and in this aforementioned skyborn Guild was a member known as not an ego another top Skyblock gamer andal V60 received a secret money-making strategy from not an ego to make money automatically this strategy was so secret that guest visits to our Skyblock profile were temporarily disabled to prevent a leak of the method the secret Strategy was to make a tower of dark regions where only Enderman can spawn which was insured using a biome changer want to create a localized and dimension bio at the top of a tower is a water source block that occasionally sends water down onto all floors of the tower Washing the spawned Enderman into a swimming pool of death where they die and drop pearls into a hopper collection system the water flown is timed by a cobblestone minion which occasionally breaks a cobblestone block to release the water which is regenerated with a cobblestone generator the created pearls Are then used to mass-produce aspects of the end swords to sell on the auction house to unsuspecting consumers daily profit from this amounted to 1 million coins every day simply from doing nothing this added up to several tens of millions of digital currency piling up in the bank which would be Useful very soon the Hypixel developers released what would become one of the most important updates to the game a new end Dimension land mass with new equipment to obtain and Dragons to fight the diver suit and Pigman sword now had competition from Dragon equipment in the aspect of the Dragon’s Sword without any delay lv60 me and murder blurp decided to dabble in the end update using some of the saved money I obtained Ender accoutrements and a leaping sword to survive the extremely hostile environment of the end and destroy the dominant Enderman species there for a chance of getting the Summoning eye with eight summoning eyes a dragon boss could be summoned which is the primary source of all the juicy Dragon looting exist little did the high pixel developers know that they had just invented gambling because the dragons came in seven types with strong unstable and Superior dragons giving the greatest Equipment anything else was total garbage luckily all types had a chance of manufacturing the aspect of the Dragon but it was only a chance Dragon rewards were also based on who did the most damage to the dragon so this made each dragon fight an extremely stressful clown show where everyone in the lobby Swarmed the dragon using various autistic strategies ranging from shooting it teleporting to it and hitting it snowballing it hacking and using magic oogly dooglies however we do not care so me murder blurp and lv60 began the process of farming Dragon equipment luckily it was possible to avoid people who could possibly deal More damage than us so before each dragon fight we did we would Lobby hop and check for any pros who might do more damage than us and watch for the infamous warpers the warpers were a species of men who would warp their friends whenever they saw a dragon fight Using the Hypixel party feature but even if we managed to dodge pros and warpers it was still a nail biter to see who would get the most damage and has highest chances of accumulating wealth nobody was sure if we were going to get anything out of the Dragon fights so There was only one way to find out This was the peak of gaming we even obtained a spare aspect of the Dragons which we sold for even more digital currency lv60s spare pigment sword was handed down to Murdy blurp and I used the profits from everything we did so far to acquire the superior Dragon equipment The best armor in the game at that time we had done all that had to be done in the new update and things were looking good for the Murdy blur Co-op but then lv60 and Murdy blurp would return to the public institution known as public education resulting in less gaming being Performed that was true until it became false during the event known as winter break murder blurp materialized out of the public institution known as public education to check out Skyblock for the first time in eternity and had a new plan since lv60 didn’t play anymore murder blurb me and murder ref kicked Him from the co-op and murder ref left as part of the plan leaving behind a bunch a bunch of items to collect but at around the same time I made a fatal mistake of showing emotion during an event known as a petty argument over something stupid during which I told Myrtle blurb to leave the co-op and then Murdy blurp actually left the co-op After this whole ordeal I decided to find the new community so I decided to follow an lv60s footsteps at this point I was able to make it past skyborne’s rather difficult entry requirements even though lv60 was gone I talked with the other members of The skyborn Guild which Served an introduction to the larger Skyblock Community from there I learned that at that time first place frags was the most affluent and well-known group of players who had accumulated Broadway Nagin riches from dragon fighting there was a substantial amount of drama between skyborne and first-place pranks due to suspicions that first-place frag Members were cheating to obtain higher Sky Block skill levels and at the time skyborn had dedicated skill Grinders such as squeezelord and huckest who are well respected for their but one fateful day not not Mellon decided to join skyboard he was the founder of the infamous Talisman Optimizer tool which had gained Attention throughout the community due to its ability to optimize talismans but not not melon was born so he decided to challenge me to a race to see who would get a skill average of 31st in the old days Skyblock only had seven different skills known as farming fishing mining Foraging enchanting Alchemy and combat each of these would give their Own stat boosts upon leveling up but each needed immense amounts of grinding except for Alchemy the best way to level Alchemy was to buy Enchanted sugar cane from the auction house and Brew it into potions Which would take just a few hours but I thought I had a genius idea I would Farm all of the sugar cane manually so I could level up farming as well this was a major mistake that wasted about 100 valuable man hours and of course not not melon one because He used the genius strategy of buying Brewing materials but despite this major failure I decided to get skill averaged 30 just to finish the job anyways with a bit of help from leveling farming using an ancient degraded pumpkin farm built by lv60 in the old days it may seem that I had beaten Hypixel Skyblock and seen all that it had to offer but there was one problem I had a Skyblock addiction from all of this mind numbing grinding and I was going to come up with fake meaningless goals to accomplish such as getting more Skyblock coins since I was Bored of the Enderman Farm method and dragon farm method and all other methods I decided to browse through the worst place in the Multiverse for ideas the high pixel forums but one fateful day I stumbled upon this post the ultimate trading guide created by Infamous mutefi a near-multi-billionaire on Skyblock who Whispered into our ears the strategy to reach his wealth auction flipping which was basically going to the auction house buying items for low prices during quiet hours and reselling them for high prices during Peak Skyblock hours it was easy money so I fell for it but then it actually worked nothing catastrophic Happened so I did what every grinder must do when they do something that works the main item of interest that I dealt with was the aspect of the Dragons which I would stockpile tens of during low hours and resell when the auction house became more active but of course I was Not the only one who was interested in auction flipping even though mutepi was long gone when he revealed all of his money-making strategies two players known as khausan and kevsh were competing with me for auction house Supremacy which sometimes led to us trying to snipe auctions from each other Which is where alt accounts come into play by transferring some spare money to an ALT account I could use the all to count to snipe my own auctions back from snipers to ensure that I would not get lowballed by strangers on the internet I had become a complete try hard over Skyblock coins but after several tens of days of rinsing and repeating I was getting bored due to these reasons I decided that after accumulating a few hundreds of millions of coins perhaps it was time put my Skyblock journey to an end but then something would happen that would change everything At approximately the same time a controversary would shatter skyborne into pieces as it turns out unbeknownst to everyone h.u cast had fallen to the dark side of cheating after being tempted by the thought of exploiting for higher skill levels and he was caught in 4k causing him to admit to cheating and Losing interest in the game this along with some other smaller arguments that all built up to this day caused skyborn to split with the mass Exodus of former skyborn members fleeing to join trouble Brewing which was a rapidly growing Guild that originated as a group of former first-place frags members who Were not so pleased with the original Guild and while all this chaos was happening not not melon decided to return to do a little trolling at this point melon had basically quit the game after acquiring several riches in finishing the main work on the Talisman Optimizer so he decided to go out with a blast literally he grieved his own personal Island before doing a massive free giveaway to several sky-born members casually handing tens of millions of coins worth of free items to a person known as the banana cow he decided to give a few personal items to Me but since I was offline at the time of the trolling melon passed it on to a sky-born officer with instructions to pass it to me when I logged in but the officer decided to use the items to bribe me to stay in skyborn rather than leaving for the rapidly growing trouble Brewing I forgot what happened after this but I somehow got melon’s items back which were stored in a personal graveyard I made for him on my personal Island please and I joined trouble Brewing anyways since my friends had joined it basically the coveted quarantine incident and the Skyborn hu cast incident had thrown my gaming experience into a state of utter chaos but with all this newfound free time and the lack of other things I could do I decided that I was no longer going to quit Skyblock and to explore this new trouble Brewing community that I had gotten myself into troubled Brewing was far more active than skyborn with approximately three times more the members and the members themselves were rather unusual The Guild Master was live broadcast who would accidentally get himself banned sometime in May which was commemorated by me with this extremely sad but life-changing Memorial Look at you the rest of the trouble Brewing members seem to have a fascination with the song Candyland by tobu released on no copyright sounds and they all were obsessed with getting a higher skill average which was the average of all the seven skill levels the players had the Maximum skill average possible was 50 which would take about a thousand hours to obtain only a Madman would pursue such a thing but in a community with tens of thousands of online players during quarantine it was certain that there would be a few Mammoth such as thoughts and lin-man these two raised to Max all skills which culminated with lin-man winning sometime in July several other trouble Brewing members would eventually follow in Lynn man’s footsteps with Pablo being the next closest player to skill Supremacy which was celebrated with a rap song I made for him all of the skill grinding had a Side effect causing trouble Brewing to surpass Skye born in overall skill average which celebrated by playing Candyland but these joke videos were not the only things I made during quarantine I had been using stock images from Google search and Microsoft default video editor to put together masterpieces such as the best way to Obtain combat 50. the race to obtain maximum skills and how to obtain mining 50 without Mining and this somehow got me to my first thousand subscribers which was celebrated with the following PowerPoint The pattern I had made skill grinding and Skyblock my life for now I read 8 created and consume skills but why were people so obsessed with minor stat boosts from getting skill levels ever since the end update which was a year ago by now the high pixel developers began teasing the release of The so-called dungeons update If released it would be the most life-changing game-changing reality changing biggest update made to Skyblock and it would supposedly only be able to be played only by the fittest of players with Best Equipment and stats and higher stats needed higher skill levels but how Exactly would these skill levels be obtained there had to be a strategy to minimize suffering and maximize gaming so I used vigorous intelligence massive amounts of testing calculated the amount of time it would take to calculate the optimal route to get skills and conversed with the rest of the community To come up with my seven-part plan to max out all skills in Skyblock and along the way since I had a lot of spare time left even with gaming I decided to document to my quest for 50 skill average for my 1000 loyal followers and yes I said 50 skill average because I Had decided to obtain it as a crowning achievement of my Skyblock profile whether or not the skills would actually help me in dungeons anyways here was the strategy I had already obtained Alchemy 50 from farming and Brewing massive amounts of sugar cane which also brought me to farming level 30. farming level 50 Was simple as well all I had to do was farm pumpkins on my personal Island using a four-layer 100 by 100 pumpkin farm to obtain 400 000 farming experience per hour comparison going from Level 1 to 50 needed 50 million experience in total luckily farming pumpkins for a hundred Hours straight was made more bearable by watching random one-hour video essays on useless topics and watching people talk about their opinions for hours on end before I knew it farming 50 was in my hands now for foraging 50 which would be more unbearable the first part of the Foraging plan was to obtain a tree capitator the second part was the hardest traveling to a public Forest Island to farm trees for about a hundred hours this was hard because I had to deal with other people competition for foraging experience was so high because foraging provided video game strength Which leads to more damage being dealt which leads to dungeons being easier so according to this everyone tried foraging this was back when Private Island foraging had not yet been invented by something like this so I had to come up with my own strategy to deal with public foraging forests first Strategy was to trick people into leaving my Lobby which had a 50 success rate the second strategy was to Simply out compete everyone else to make them rage quit the lobby which had a 33 success rate the final strategy was to drink invisibility potions and pretend To be a ghost haunting the lobby which didn’t work but the pain was finally over after a few weeks now for enchanting 50 I sold all of the wood I collected and used the coins to buy several bajillion tons of lapis lazuli which I crafted into Grand experience Bottles each one gives approximately 30 levels which can be used to enchant a mid-tier enchanting book this had a byproduct of getting enchanting skill experience now all I had to do was repeat this a few thousand times about 10 hours and 3 000 enchanting books later the utterly useless enchanting 50 Was obtained now for something that was actually useful combat 50 which would give a multiplier to all Damage Done by the player previously the greatest way to grind combat was farming Ghasts on the personal island with gas minions but then the high pixel developers added a man called Maddox in this approximate Location in the main Hub and Maddox had a quest kill zombies in the Crips to awaken the Revenant horror which shall drop several fancy materials upon death but nobody cares about that the Revenant horror quests gave absolutely broken amounts of combat experience so all I Had to do was kill a few hundred of these things using both spamming and swords family and clicking spamming along the way I got a few Scythe blades but these were not nearly as funny as when I finally achieved combat 50. this left mining 50 and fishing 50. the two Hardest skills to obtain uh I guess I regretted giving up sleep to get it I had to like give up hours of sleep each day just to crying for it requiring intense gaming setups in long periods of gaming so I would need a bit of assistance from my loyal minions I Obtained 24 tier 11 snow minions which was the maximum amount of minions I could place on the private island for now these would deposit and excavate their own snow which would give hundreds of thousands of mining experience when collected every day because it was possible to steal mining experience from The working class the rest of the 50 million experience needed for mining 50 would be outsourced to this Kabul General by holding left click while running down this cobblestone generator 400 000 experience points per hour repeated for several hours for several days for a few weeks this was difficult Not due to a skill issue but because this had the same mind-numbing effect as watching Coco melon for 100 hours in a row I eventually closed a non-mining 50 which culminated in a special ceremony where I proceeded to descend into the deep Caverns to unearth a piece of obsidian resulting in my character Obtaining two defense and everyone in trouble Brewing cheering but did this mental drainage save me enough mental sanity to obtain fishing 50. there was only one way to find out fishing 50 would take a few hundred hours of staring at Water right-clicking casting a rod and paying attention so that I Could have good enough timing to catch objects a few tens of thousands of times I could not fish and watch funny videos at the same time I had to actually pay attention so I decided to Outsource as much fishing experience as humanly possible by using 24 fishing minions Which would give a few hundred thousand experience a day from collecting whatever junk they had as for manual fishing I had to find a spot with at least one block of water where nobody could bother me the best place for that would be a place that was so utterly Useless and distanced from everything else that nobody would ever go to it Bingo the barn had a water Aqueduct branching over this expanse of Farmland which I shall fish from but you may have remembered that not all fishes are actually fish deadly sea monsters could still be fished up from the depths due To my overly High fishing level which is another reason why I chose the aqueduct if you are familiar with physics fishing in object involves pulling it towards you this may sometimes result in the object going behind you while all of this is happening gravity constantly accelerates the objects downwards which May result in it being below you this is what happens when new fish sea creatures at the bar they will all fall below me where they cannot bother me so every six minute of normal fishing I would drop down and kill all of the accumulated sea creatures since they would also reward Me with even more fishing experience so after weeks of watching meaningless numbers go up I was finally closing in on fishing 50. the final milestone for maxing all skills this was the final stretch foreign What had started as a joke competition with not not melon eight months ago had ended 1 000 hours later in a 140 P Hindi subtitle no virus free download stream where my biggest achievement in gaming had been achieved I had used lv60s original fishing rod to reach the final Level as a tribute but rather than fishing with the original Murdy blurp Squad I was surrounded by trouble Brewing members and screamed viewers because while this whole skill average 50 Journey was occurring I decided to document it on I go by lots of names which reached 30 kilo subscribers on the Same day as when I maxed all skills which was a high enough sub count for me to get you to rank on Hypixel but getting these two things would be the last major goals I would ever obtain in Skyblock I would never game as hard again at that time the dungeons update and Mayor update was released along with several hundreds of hours worth of new contents to consume but I was not particularly interested in the new activities so I spent a bit of time adding embellishments to my private island over the past year the island had been completely transformed at the Center were a cluster of portals leading to various notable locations there were several signs to commemorate significant events such as this in local frog Memorial and there were several NPCs such as Swag Lord who had some opinions on something and a Pablo NPC that only said the first few lines of Ransom by Little tekka there was the farm portal which obviously led to the Farms but there were more than just sugar cane and pumpkin plantations there were layers for wheat carrots potatoes and other stuff these were intended to help me reach the newly released farming 60 which I never reached due to boredom the Cactus farms nether Ward ceiling Farm melon minion Farms mushroom farm and other random Farms had all been created wherever there was free space the notable mention was this abandoned Magma Cream Farm back when magma cream minions were the greatest source of passive income here was the original Enderman Killer which was now obscured by a few trees and this giant waterfall that I had created just so I could record this silly enchanting 60-trick shot To the north was this giant mansion thingy which was intended to be an area for Co-Op Council meetings but nobody actually showed up to the West was the main storage facility which was never used because I put everything I needed in some random chests outside to the left was an unfinished personal house With some potion facilities a bedroom facility and a secret vault that was supposedly under 24 7 surveillance inside were the chests I used to store auction flipping materials some weird stuff and the leftover items stored by lv60 somewhere East were the houses used to store minions which had two basement Floors for even more minions this was next to the cobblestone generator used to obtain mining 50. at the far East were some random structures I built for YouTube background footage which was adjacent to the enchanting 50 Area the massive animal dropper of death and some other Contraptions of death I used for Leveling combat as for the other Central portals one of them led to not not melon’s grave and another one was the super secret personal shortcut which led to another auction flipping thingy but what else could I possibly do in Skyblock the public institution of public education was hosted as online School leaving far too much free time to spend but that would slightly change one fateful day On October 29th the biggest high pixel Skyblock Discord server known as Skyblock simplified had been bamboozled by a group of trollers that would come to be known as Guild H and this raid was made possible by not not Mellon who was the original creator of Skyblock simplified as the result of tense Tensions building up over a few months melon would give backdoor access to Skyblock simplified’s main bot to some developers from high auctions the place to check Skyblock auctions this was so that high auctions control the new owner of Skyblock simplified who was crafted Fury who became the owner after melon Quit Skyblock the result was that high auctions modified the bot so that it would spam everyone with an error message for the rest of Eternity and all disaster and apocalypse and catastrophe broke loose the server was hastily locked down after the raid and a counter announcement was made crafted Fury had Found the perpetrators of the trolling from high auctions but since he did not feel like exposing High auctions in the announcement he decided to refer to them as Guild H in so Guild H was born but first aid little bit more backstory back when melon quit skyblocking around February of 2020 I had been promoted to a Discord moderator for humorous reasons in Skyblock simplified so after six months of inactivity as a Discord moderator myself I decided to return to take a look at the chaos occurring after the trolling after doing a tiny bit of Investigation I decided to meet with Guild H to discuss what had just happened I had already met the owner of high auctions the place to check auctions after donating two summoning eyes to him so I asked for some information about the raid and made a documentary it was at that point that I Had unknowingly joined Guild h a friend group which would continue to play a small part in some things that I sometimes did for the rest of Eternity this group included Sully Jonah and other people who would assist me with certain things in certain videos at certain times and this raid coverage Would be the last documentary I would create with a few friend groups I had and the communities I were a part of I had quite a few connections around the server that I could use to obtain interesting information to make a story out of this was necessary for my next Move on Hypixel I was going to become the fit MC of Hypixel Skyblock The video making process was to search up some keywords on high pixel forums scroll around to find stuff scrape together some basic information contact some potential sources of deeper information consult some friends for even more information put everything together in the script download a bunch of stock photos make a bunch of random Replay mod clips and assemble it all together in the app known as Premiere Pro to make a documentary then I rinse and repeat it but with different topics I remembered throughout my time on Skyblock such as the infamous six Third Bank scam the infamous jamiro macroin incident the infamous Hypixel Alpha Server do and many more it was after the sixth documentary that I hit 100 000 Subs which was shortly followed by the creation of Channel memberships which was how I met rice blades 11 but he was not the only person I I had seen as part of the documentary Making Process I met and interviewed quite a few new people around the community including some former Infamous Skyblock players some programmers a few YouTubers the only other man who went all in on high pixel Skyblock documentaries was the infamous hell Castle in Tyler so I would share some random stories with Hell Castle whenever I didn’t feel like covering something myself which included the chicken crown of greed 500 million coin disappearance incident and the Sully loves melons incident I had received news that Sully from Guild H had used a dupe method obtained from Rice blades 11 to spontaneously create Billions of coins just so that Sully could buy billions of coins worth of watermelons draining the entire Skyblock economy of melons the footage of this was published under Guild H official leaks but since I didn’t feel like covering the 10 millionth duping incident on my own channel I’d decided To forward this story to Hell Castle who would proceed to make this but of course giving ideas to other YouTubers was not in vain in return El Castle told me how to find transparent images on Google that were not fake transparent So we’re back from the dead and I would get countless other ideas from my other friend groups in trouble Brewing there was a man known as to nfg just like everyone else he had begun to know life Skyblock during quarantine but what set him apart from everyone else Was the fact that he would somehow become one of the richest players on the server in just a few months using a little trolling only to lose it all in a single day to a no Su player so I decided to milk this into an epic documentary summarizing The Rise and Downfall of two nfg however the ending shown in that documentary was not actually the end of two nfg when the high pixel Skyblock developers released the new Dante update along with the ability to vote for human Mayors to lead the community I decided to repay to nfg By running a mayor campaign for him even though he was banned from Hypixel and to know that into yet another documentary for even more views it was genius or was it because despite all of our efforts spamming the chat messages of every single server in the Multiverse bribing Random players to vote for to nfg using exploits to ruin public lobbies getting tens of people to rename themselves to Pawns of the two nfg movement and hosting our own two nfg Minecraft Manhunt at MP for no reason in particular who were beaten by techno blading the end it was not even close Even 30 virus was ahead of us and so the moral of the story is that sometimes absolutely nothing can be learned from something that was done I had mostly stopped grinding in the game myself because I had ascended to Simply interacting with the game Community instead and funnily enough my journey in High pixel Skyblock would end where it started my final major documentary on Hypixel was about the Dante incident which happened during a server-wide event intended for technoblade to stream and my journey in Skyblock had started all because of technoblade he was the man who made things happen in Skyblock But I would cause my own downfall with one single chat message Foreign But I now had to go through Hypixel support to explain myself and why I should be unbanned so I sent an email to begin the process of freeing I go by lots of names but in the meantime I could look through my video idealist and determine which click bait I should make next Foreign or I could join a server hosted by Jonah from Guild H which was called the de baby SMP back when the baby was funny and Jonah had also invited several other guild age members and some Skyblock players so I decided to join as well just to check it out for a small Quantity of time little did I know about the two-year rabbit hole that I would go through as you can see the high pixel Skyblock Community including Guild H intersected quite a lot with the modded Minecraft community and I was rather surprised when I attempted to log into The de baby SMP and was met with a few hundred errors due to my client not having the needed mods to game with Guild H apparently I needed to download this mod pack named Infinity evolved reloaded which had three different click bait keywords in its name and when I Logged in the different clickbait keywords all kicked in the developer is basically threw together a few 100 different modifications featuring things such as real nuclear reactors not clickbait Infinity Ingot nine by nine crafting table not clickbait and draconic Equipment Dragon Ultra boss fight challenge not clickbait and the Developers coded in recipes to obtain creative mode items not clickbait which could Grant infinite power infinite items and infinite fluids not clickbait all of this looked like something copied from the average wisp Challenge and since this was my first time playing modded Minecraft I was absolutely Clueless I decided to join the guild age team since they seemed to know what they were doing and the first thing they would do was build a nuclear reactor for easy electricity in the beginning I did not know how to build a nuclear reactor so I followed every single instruction Given to me by Guild H apparently I had to go kill some mobs take some items from some chests put them in this weird weird noises do some other oddly-specific tasks and all of a sudden this would magically make some of the things we needed it was at this moment When I realized that when I opened my inventory I could use this search bar as a Google search engine to find items and click on them to view all the possible methods that could be used to get that item I just clicked on this was overpowered and I would use this to deal With the new instructions sent by Guild H I was to equip myself with the pickaxe and go into this blue tinted portal leading into the super flat world with Hostile Mobs disabled somehow supposedly this was the aroma 1997 mining Dimension deep underground were a bunch of ores of Elements that did not seem too vanilla such as copper tin silver and about 15 different elements including uranium which I was sent here to collect Upon returning I was met with the site of the guild age nuclear reactor nearing completion and my teammates demanded that I handed over the uranium they then Went into some secret room thing and emerged a few minutes later with some nuclear reactor Parts amongst the weirdly textured blocks they dumped some red liquid which drowned the inner machinations and the reactor was sealed shut upon booting up the reactor the main screen filled up with some weird Numbers and symbols such as RF T and all the machines in the base powered up it was at this moment that I was hooked on modded Minecraft and I decided to learn more about how this whole thing worked so I could possibly obtain the creative items the main source of information was A fellow player named ancient old man he had a base a few hundred blocks away and in just a few hours it was already looking like Society if it was real I was in utter shock and amazement so I proceeded to copy down his gaming strategies apparently by injecting water Into my nuclear reactor I could obtain ridiculous amounts of steam which could be fed into a turbine to increase its rotational motion which magically results in energy what now after taking a look at what everyone else was doing I immediately realized what I must do next I must Obtain whatever this orange equipment is the draconic equipment this would turn into God itself so this would come at a very Hefty price including nether stars and other mob loot the vanilla methods I had known would not suffice for getting everything and ancient old man was not Online all the time so rather than asking him for help I decided to draw information from other places on the internet such as Feed the Beast Reddit feed the beasts Wikipedia and a bit of Direwolf 20 tutorials anything else that I couldn’t figure out would be done with Private s worlds brute force or trial and error after gathering enough information in going down sufficient modded rabbit holes to come up with the designs I needed to obtain riches I played for tens of hours straight on the server to bring my plans into reality insane mob Farms custom dimensions of Diamond blocks the slaughter of the hardest boss and the obtaining of the orange equipment the result is that I broke the guild age server with a cursed Earth mob farm that accidentally spawned thousands of uncontained entities with speed and strength Buffs Looking Back Now that I knew more about what I was Doing I do not actually wish to change anything because plane modded while being clue this was an experience close to magical by that time I had been unbanned from Hypixel but I had lost interest in high pixel Skyblock after seeing the endless possibilities of modded Minecraft in the Guild age the baby SMP so I would gradually quit Skyblock this had the side effect of me donating all my valuables to various causes on Skyblock I had already talked about this in a previous important announcement so I am going to Simply download my own video and copy over the important parts into This one in August of 2021 after involving myself with Infamous skilled necron I witnessed the downfall of two of the richest players in the game which was complained about before the admins shut down the discussion but the aftermath was something only a few know these two players along with some of their friends Decided to share a new Minecraft account and fuse their old names together into food you its goal was to Speed Run Skyblock with several people from different continents logging on during different time zones to grind 24 7. and this was financially supported with my leftover coins unfortunately the project Was shut down due to being banned once again around the same time an entire Minecraft album was released by The necron Guild commemorating all of the cheating and macroing necrons legit and if you say they ain’t your captain and there were a few cameos bought from A man called fat man to discuss the socio-economic issues of high pixel Skyblocks you’re just trying to work yourself to death for what what is causing you to work yourself this hard or gain this hard what do you think you’re gonna get out of it let me tell You realistically what you will get out of it you’re going to go to the hospital a lot faster okay your eyes are going to deteriorate your brain’s going to deteriorate your arm muscles and your neck muscles and your neck structure your back structure is going to deteriorate your social skills are gonna Go downhill you’re going to become a actual live hermit crab this was supposed to be covered in a documentary but I was distracted by another funny idea the two nfg channel it originally started around February of 2021 around the same time that shorts and other low-quality videos began Flooding the entire YouTube website which included Hypixel Skyblock content and we had an idea what if we made a new channel except everything we made was a parody of these short spamming individuals I became two nfg’s editor and began making the unfunniest videos possible making something so unfunny That it fell in between being so bad that it was good and being actually good This is Brown’s here [Applause] this continued until July when I created an extremely sad movie where two nfg gets donated 50 kilotons of TNT and canonically becomes not alive and then it was resumed in December when I was hired to edit once again which was basically just putting red circles over Everything and then he probably quit at around the same time my financial support was sought once again by the individual known as single the backstory is that single had lost 300 million coins due to buying a god potion from the auction house on accident so to commemorate this lossy decided to create A god potion Museum which was a giant God potion Monument with even more God potions inside on display I donated around 50 of my potions to attempts to fill the museum but it would soon prove to be impossible to finish the project because it required far too many potions To complete so there was yet another attempt at making a museum this time the theme was the history of United States presidents we would set up 52 item frames containing items that were renamed to every president this would be done with the server’s cake Soul system a cake soul is an object That changes its name to the name of any player you left click on and if you combine this with the nickname feature that came with YouTube rank which let me rename myself to nearly anything this was overpowered so I spent hundreds of millions of coins purchasing cake souls And setting my nickname to every president up until Joe Biden and single would use me to rename all 52 cake souls for each president which was put on YouTube for the public to witness this Pinnacle of achievement was also posted on Reddit but was deleted from being too political notable mention when the Project was halfway done the auction house ran out of cake Souls so we bought some more from the prosperous individual known as Ben Clark who was also involved in Hell Castle’s museum until the admins changed the cake Soul feature and made cake Souls 50 times less funnier anyways Once that was over me and single would soon be involved in the funniest Guild in high pixel AKA fishy cult it was here that I donated hair brained quantities of my leftover coins to random people such as ym cat Lord to fund his pursuit of He Who Shall Not Be Named on my Channel and I also found Jonathan Arbuckle here which is basically the guy that the create above and beyond skeleton is named after and then came the mega Co-op hosted by Dayo time which probably has around 10 hours worth of absolutely captivating Minecraft history this includes the great heart of the Mountain 3 race which could be covered in a five-part documentary series but the main idea is that single-raced Infamous player 15 hours to see who could get hard of the mountain three first and single one appetite 15 hours for two minutes at around the same time I placed down signs with the entire IP address copy pasta from the caterpillar Guy video but ironically I wouldn’t be banned for personal information jokes until June shortly after that I joined the guild known as Kansas which was basically a retirement home for players who got bored of the game at this point I basically had no valuable objects left and basically everyone I knew from 2020 and 2021 had quit by now so I could rest in peace until my final trolling on June this aforementioned final trolling on June was when on June of 2022 I was told by rice blades 11 about something funny Happening in Hypixel I then logged in for the first time in months and said a bunch of randomly generated stuff including the top 10 facts about Mao sodius including some fake coordinates which were fake because coordinates could not have east or west at the same time but the high pixel staff did not Find this particularly humorous and I was permanently banned again anyways back to June of 2021 after basically quitting High pixel Skyblock it was time to return to modded Minecraft’s gaming you may recall that the Man known as ancient old man was one of the main sources of information on Infinity involve and reloaded well he had another piece of information to articulate to me he whispered into my ear that I should attempt the mod pack known as enigmatica to expert mode the most recommended expert pack serving as a good introduction to most of the major technology and magic mods which were the Two categories of mods and by expert it means that beating the game will actually require brain power and strategy instead of exploiting three overpowered modifications to steamroll everything so I decided to accept this challenge the result is that after about a hundred hours of factory building I Had survived all the way to the end by end I mean I had to assemble all of these looking objects together to form the creative vending upgrade which basically grants creative mode in survival mode not much will be covered here since I have already made a video On this playthrough but I had learned more about mods from this experience the main notable mentions include the following Advanced rocketry with completely customizable rockets and planets RF tools which allow the creation of my own resource-laden dimensions for personal exploitation nuclear craft with Fusion reactor donuts and nuclear reactions applied Energistics too which allowed the automation of everything mentioned previously using gaming computers blood magic which was self-explanatory very bloody Tom craft which I did not learn botania which I did not learn and finally draconic Evolution and avaricia for becoming God itself this along with a bunch of miscellaneous technological Additions such as mechanism and industrial craft and thermal expansion gave me a few hundred items to create each with their own way of creating the joy of making something astoundingly expensive was rather joyful thus enigmatica to expert mode became the first mod pack I had slayed but this Would only be a taste of the insanity I would partake in later on by that time it was nearly September and physical real effort requiring school was reopening in just a few weeks which would waste several million more seconds I had ceased to make high pixel documentaries due to a lack of good Ideas so I had moved on to other random topics that I wanted to talk about such as if a monkey could beat Minecraft but I wanted to score something big on YouTube before school started once again I had to get one final U2 victory for myself so I decided to scroll through my Collection of video ideas to see if there was anything intriguing to be milled and I stumbled upon this document called the void document where I had attempted to calculate the longest possible time you could survive and avoid in creative mode I had aborted this Mission because I found that Someone already did it before me but then an idea voyaged from the five-dimensional ideatic plane into my brain cells I could put a Twist on this original idea to turn this into a challenge where I must collect thousands of enchanted golden apples and tens of elytres to survive about 10 hours in the Void all in survival mode with no mods or cheeks this was a massive undertaking so I would have to race to complete it before the deadline of September 1st when school began despite getting distracted for one day to watch Ruben Sim I had completed the challenge and edited everything for the void challenge All that was left to do was to publish the evidence that I had done something worth watching this had serious implications for the future of gaming however no other challenge I would come up with will ever come close to the insanity of the Void Challenge and real-life normal school Had begun but I was now going to go all in on insane Minecraft challenges not clickbait this time rather than doing a purely vanilla challenge this time I decided to investigate a suggestion that I had planned to investigate a while ago compact claustrophobia Ahmad pack where The player awakens in a three by three by three world and must use resourcefulness to escape and this escalates rapidly into Fusion reactors and nuclear reactors for some reason but do not fear for I had enough modded Minecraft experience to build a functioning nuclear craft Fusion reactor without causing the reactor meltdown and To balance out my relative success I achieved a few disastrous mistakes that destroyed a few tens of hours but I persevered my main motivation for the first five percent of the playthrough was that I had nothing else to do with gaming the final 95 was mainly motivated By the sunk cost fallacy the logic was that I had already gone this far so I might as well go all the way with this rather tenuous determination the compact claustrophobia escape room would eventually be escaped with half the Playtime being spent staring at end game recipes in the other half being spent Brute forcing the progression with sheer Brute Force the results were governed in a two-part series and then I proceeded to learn some random new facts from investigating the comments section this combined with a bit more research and testing would give me more knowledge for whatever I would do next after compact Claustrophobia I investigated another suggestion suggested by ancient old men known as Divine Journey 2 the biggest mod pack I had seen so far requiring only about 900 hours to complete spanning exploration technology magic more exploration and killing bad guys it was indeed an expert mod pack but those Words no longer scared me I had accumulated just enough modded Minecraft experience to barely get past the beginning of the mod pack using the knowledge I had gained from previous gaming experiences the first section of divine Journey 2 popularly known as the exploration Dimension hopping section would be beaten after 30 hours and Summarized as killing 20 major bosses across seven dimensions in 100 days insane challenge not clickbait however 30 divided by 900 is a small number therefore my playthrough of divine Journey 2 is extremely uncompleted the upcoming chapters of divine Journey 2 would be based on technology and Industry which I had gotten principally Proficient at but unfortunately after the technology chapters or the magic chapters and I knew slightly less than nothing about how to do something with the main magic mods since I had avoided magic in mod packs whenever it was humanly or and humanly possible because magic was for the uncivilized plus it Was boring but perhaps I shall revisit Divine journey in a few decades in the meantime I tended to swing between vanilla and modded challenges in the following months I had jumped 59 000 blocks into the atmosphere survived a month in upside down gaming and yet another month without oxygen I then beat One of the most famous mod packs which is known as stone block 2 where one begins in an empty cave and must create an entire self-sustaining underground civilization spoiler alert Escape was futile and impossible but at least I had basically unlocked creative mode and finally I created a house out of solid Bedrock in Minecraft Bedrock Edition all of these Adventures are covered in Greater detail in their own unhinged gaming documentary playthroughs in between these challenges were a few one-off Explorations such as whether or not Minecraft education Edition was actually educational the answer is the only scrap project from this era of Gaming was my completed cuboid Outpost playthrough this was yet another ancient old man recommendation he had a streak of having good suggestions I decided to immerse myself in the cuboid Outpost apparently I was stranded in the average New York presidency in an infinitely large stretch of barren snowy Wasteland the Goal was to escape to the Overworld there were about five billion problems which were basically one problem some earth scientists had gone too far resulting in some Quantum Fusion reactor space NASA Elon Musk cryptocurrency space laser nuclear super weapon Quantum catastrophe so I would have to rebuild Civilization on this Outpost so that I could return to civilization not to be confused with the civilization I just made after beating this so-called cuboid Outpost I scrapped the project because I did not feel like covering it but if enough people request the coverage of the Escape of cuboid Outpost then I Shall change my mind in a few decades Thank you if you’re hearing this it is already too late this may be the last message you have receive from us you see our science division here at the cuboid Corp trademark have made a little bit of a mistake somehow they managed to Quantum entangle not to but three singularities At once at first we thought this was amazing scientific progress but that was when it happened an uncontrollable Chain Reaction began with one of the side effects being a giant explosion that will kill us all and destroy our planet so we have a few minutes to tell you Exactly what to do you are currently stationed on outpost 42 on the other side of the Galaxy so you should be fine for now your Outpost currently contains only a few basic machines and resources and you will only survive for so long on your Barren dead Wasteland not to Mention we believe that the quantum entanglement has messed up the laws of the universe with one of the effects being that these weird green and white things will spawn on your planet which our science division are calling mobs it will take a lot of effort good planning and intelligence to break yourself out Of this planet so for now follow the instructions and use the resources we have sent you to hopefully find a new home to live in good luck I could buy lots of names foreign but what if these single-player challenges could be expanded to multiplayer this would most likely end In chaos and destruction but chaos and destruction were funny so the first multiplayer video idea I had was a generic prison escape challenge just to test my server this would basically be speedrunner vs 4 hunters not click bait insane challenge except on a prison Island and I lost 50 times in a row when I eventually won I realized that my victory was boring because I did not script the video even then a video where I simply have to escape a small island would be boring no matter how I did it So I decided to change the goal a bit rather than having my friends try to prevent me from escaping federal prison I decided to invite several friends from high pixel Skyblock to have them race to get all achievements first this included the realm 7 Bill Clinton 420 rice blades 11 Dojo from carrot Farm Deo time from time Dayo Boomer W from Infamous necron cheater Guild and howdy from a server owned by Guild H out of this assortment of random High pixel players and a goal that was impossible to achieve I was expecting an epic try-hard event with an Epic plot genius strategies deep stories emotional plot twists male biting drama and real-life consequences what actually happened was the average Indian drama out of the 20 people who accepted only two people hoped to be the winner the other 18 were friends of the two try-hards which led to the creation of Two teams Guild H and cardi gang which unsurprisingly formed a rivalry these two teams would boost their leaders AKA from Guild H and howdy from cardi gang to get all achievements first but since everyone was a high pixel Skyblock player there were no good combatters except puffy from cardi gang who trolled The realm 7 and defa from Guild H in a rather entertaining fight and then everything went downhill days one and two were just the average generic 100 player event with some fighting some explosions and some progress being made but this was preceded by various questionable moves a player known as Dojo would accidentally set off a chain reaction leading to the downfall of the carty team simply by saying that he found good loot in the ancient cities this led to the cardi team getting greedy resulting in them attempting a raid on the infamous ancient city they Did not return due to this guy and the carti base was rated while the squad was stuck in an infinite jumpscare Loop meanwhile the downfall of Guild age was caused by the release of the minions rise of Groom movie effa had gone outside for three hours so he could view The minions film and a third team known as quagwatendo time and strafe would take advantage of this to infamously grief Guild H but then the unthinkable happened the nightmare became a reality when Bill Clinton 420 logged onto the guild H base and skilled age headquarters water elevator Skyscraper which was used to AFK Farm mlgs and like all other Minecraft social experiments tensions between literally everyone on the server would inexplicably and unreasonably increase to a boiling point where every single team wanted to fight each other in a final showdown that would decide everything for the final time the cardi Team Guild age team and Deo time Team all geared up with netheride explosives and other stuff and they had this epic final battle in a valley Thank you What happened that the best time all right yeah no now it’s a fair fight I see them I want a pool okay we can fight them in the water Are you fighting him horrible gear actually they are they’re pretty dude [Applause] are you are you like 1v2 right now [Applause] I’m 1v2 right now come on V2 right now bruh it’s a 1v2 on me okay Crystal if he jumps up pull out your crystals easy and thus the I go by lots of names SMP concluded and then a solo player known as Boomer W actually got all Achievements and won the challenge so shout out to Boomer W anyways while I was editing the achievements race documentary something would happen that would lead to it being canceled at 2AM a glorious idea would pop into my head overriding all other priorities this idea became my sole purpose temporarily I would proceed to Then labor endlessly and laboriously for the next few weeks to bring this idea to fruition this idea would come to be known as the Greg Tech movie I wanted to make a social experiment with no admin intervention no rules and 100 players this was the opportune time to host an Event since it was the summer break of 2022 and I could simply obtain 100 players by pulling people from Community posts and this experiment would test people’s skills in running a civilization but of course civilizations would need their own social structures technological innovations and ideologies in order for a truly interesting Civilization experiment not just any civilization but a space civilization if only there was a Minecraft mod pack that had its own detailed technological progression weapons and space exploration and there was in the form of Greg Tech mod packs which I will explain later however forcing everyone to play Greg Tech New Horizons would be unethical and would cause the experiment to last 37 years so I would Force everyone to play this comparatively easier Greg Tech mod pack that I randomly found on curse Forge it was called Nomi Factory Greg Tech Community Edition unofficial Edition which has a Long story but we will skip that since I had gained some experience hosting events from the achievements race and since a rather generous person known as gold rusher one allowed me to borrow his god-tier server to host the space civilization experiment everything went rather non-catastrophically and the Story ended up being far better than I had expected according to me and several hundred thousand verified independent fact Checkers besides that nothing else will be revealed here because everything that happened has already been talked about nine months ago so watch that instead and speaking of Hosting click the link In the description to be redirected to the website known as bisectosing.com to get deals on cheap powerful and customizable server hosting all you have to do is click this click a few more buttons and use this code on the screen to get a discount in you will have your Server now you can play Minecraft Manhunt and insane dream SMP challenge try not to laugh challenge with your friends on your own server please buy servers I only have three days they are coming back to what I was talking about after the success of the Greg Tech simulation the different teams ended on Good terms in the Discord server and most players got over the war crimes done on my server however there was one player who was a more no Taylor mention than all the other notable mentions Reagan when he joined the event he had brought along a rather large cabal of Friends with him to form what would become one of the main teams on my server the people’s grejek Society abbreviated as the pgs and I had joined the pgs to receive behind the scenes information that I needed to put in my coverage of the event but even though This Greg Society had been formed for the purpose of teamwork during the event this friend group would continue to exist long after the event long enough for me for them to feed me enough information to continue my descent down the rabbit hole of modded Minecraft from What we have seen so far mod packs could be anything some Modpack create Gators have shown their insane creativity and dedication in some Creations there were hundreds to choose from in the infamous website known as curse Forge but the ones that stood out the most to me were The infamous Greg Tech mod packs which I had heard of from a few sources here and there and as promised five minutes ago I will explain Greg Tech it was an invention that was invented by an individual known as Gregorius tea it had started out as a simple add-on for Another technological Minecraft called industrial craft and then a ballooned out of proportions and evolved into madness after a very long story one of the most actively developed Greg Tech versions as of today was Greg Tech Community Edition unofficial on Minecraft’s 1.12 which is one of the most used versions for Minecraft mods For some reason this Community Edition unofficial version was not developed by the original Gregorius T but it had the words Community Edition in it for a reason it was open for people to contribute gameplay ideas programming skills or bug reports as long as they actually played the mod and as long as Sufficient brain power was evident so on top of the several years of development made by previous developers combined with several months of community collaboration this Greg Tech project has grown into something that has true potential a progression that was split into multiple tiers realistic electrical systems disastrous electrical disasters Full chemistry synthesis pragmatic or excavation lifelike oil processing Electronics manufacturing nuclear dispensation biological fabrication and realistic everything were all integral to the Greg Tech torture chamber it had everything that anyone could ever wish for but only the smartest and toughest chubby rewarded with the Glorious sight of their own self-sufficient industrial Micro civilizations in Minecraft and due to this Greg Tech would become infamous for its unrivaled difficulty and complexity and it was only going to get more complicated from there the Greg Tech Community is currently rather small but it is very dedicated and Exhibits rather cold-like Behavior at certain times in its current state Group Tech Community Edition unofficial has eight different tiers of progression with Fusion being unlocked at around the sixth tier this could be further expanded with add-ons being developed by the same Community such as egregicality multi-blocks greedicality science and a notable mention called gregtech food option in a theoretical world where they Were actually completed they were capable of adding us several more tiers of progression and from today Greg Tech is projected to consume all other aspects of gaming and modern there are apparently plans to add nuclear stuff particle physics stuff several other fields of technology and even more incomprehensible stuff dreamed up by the Utterly deranged this process of absorbing other modifications by doing what they could do but even better would be called gratification by some people which was a very vague term that could mean anything some of this had already been done in an earlier gray Tech creation known as grija kality Legacy And abomination has long since been abandoned mostly due to various reasons at that time the mod contained objects that had names like pork glue on plasma Quantum chromodynamically confined matter topological manipulators relativistic spinorial memory reidberg spenorial assembly hexa Nitro hexozovumoxytane ferrocenylfolarapai Radha lidding andrinium hosium thalium isothal oil distillethylthiorea hexafluorophosphate Of course the player was expected to unironically obtain all of these and this was true in the Modpack known as technological Journey which I would call the infamous if more people knew about it as the name implies it was a journey throughout technology and it is currently being journeyed through by Some person known as ghostypedia but this wasn’t the only other insane person who was juggling playing Greg Tech and documenting the playing of Greg tech there was also so the infamous three-fold who had slain Divine journey to Nomi Factory some other notable mentions and 20 of the most infamous Greg Tech mod pack called Greg Tech New Horizons abbreviated as gtnh this has all been caught in 4k by hundreds of videos but to the surprise of approximately 60 of everyone in the Multiverse threefold would proceed to start all over again in gtnh and everyone’s live reaction was the dreaded Realization that Greg Tech was inescapable and inevitable but what made gtn each so Infamous the main reason was that it used to take 4 000 hours to beat now nobody has any idea how long it will take the craft is now so large that AE cannot calculate so who knows if that Thing is even possible now in 2.3 because after seven years of development which is still ongoing today the developers had incrementally made it more demand to obtain the final item in the game known as the Stargate and as of the latest update of 2.3 gtnh was now Even more unbelievable there was no way that this is in Minecraft massive recipe walls massive text Walls massive output walls all of which had gotten bigger and better than what was foretold by the prophecies this also featured the Gallifreyan tirai of Harmony the dimensionally Transcendent plasma Forge condensed raw Stellar plasma mixture Tachyon Rich temporal fluid and servings of hot curried sausages the broad being Nagin amounts of content related to Greg Tech were simply astounding and I was one of the lucky few who were able to stumble upon Greg Tech and truly explore it and so the sheer amount of things to Do in Greg Tech combined with its future potential caused me to abandon all other feeble technology mods and to spend a bit more time playing around with Greg tech for now and this leads to the final section of this videographic content the present day towards the end of 2022 summer break After witnessing Greg Tech I decided that I would take yet another shot at making my own mod pack and Hypixel Skyblock 7 was born my sixth attempt at making a functioning working mod pack the previous six attempts are not notable mentions so they will not be noted or mentioned in this High pixel Skyblock 7 I added Greg Tech far plane too realistic weather mod realistic world generator and the ambience mod to create this experience the idea was to present the player with an infinitely large rich and Mysterious World all for the taking the goal was to become become a tier 3 kardashev Civilization in Minecraft using various means that I had not even come up with yet this would be a groundbreaking revolutionary insert another keyword Modpack never done before but while I was in the pgs I stumbled upon some alarming information one of the pgs members zalgo had a Modpack of his own And the idea was to present the player with a ruined hostile dangerous world all for the taking the goal was to become a tier 3 kardashev civilization in Minecraft using various means that the developer team had not even come up with yet this would be a groundbreaking revolutionary insert another keyword Modpack never done before so I had an idea rather than dealing with developing my own modpack on my own I could combine efforts and ideas with zalgo and his development team to make something even more epic and this deal was accepted by the way the name of zelgo’s project Shall not be revealed yet but it is real and it will have lore exploration technology 16 tiers of Greg Tech Universal colonization oil and guns in the meantime with the multiplayer experiments out of the way I could return to a more regular schedule of posting but the majority of videos had Been replaced with modded Minecraft the transformation was complete I had gone down the pipeline and now after doing a bit of messing around on some random assorted mod packs I would do what the other 100 000 people were doing I was going to stick to Nomi Factory and beat It myself I would go through realistic electrical systems disastrous electrical disasters full chemistry synthesis pragmatic or excavation lifelike oil processing Electronics manufacturing nuclear dispensation biological fabrication and realistic everything and I would document all of it I am approximately 25 of the way there but I shall one day obtain the creative ending Upgrade and there was only one way to find out if I will obtain it like And subscribe notification Bell comment the video share and subscribe so that is basically where I am at currently this has been a collection of stories and notable mentions over the past 10 years Looking back we can see the evolution of Technology the rise and fall of Industries and the triumphs and struggles of people all around the world from groundbreaking scientific discoveries to heartwarming acts of kindness these stories have inspired us moved us and brought us together as we continue to navigate the complexities of Our modern world may we always remember the lessons of our past and look forward with hope for a brighter future conclusion that concludes my summarization of most of the things that have happened in my Minecraft Journey over the past 10 years and and with that I shall end the video Video Information
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“Minecraft is a sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios. The game was created by Markus “Notch” Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released in November 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens “Jeb” Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft is the best-selling video game in history, with over 238 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2021 and has been ported to several platforms.”
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Minecraft showcase similar to RL Craft but not Hypixel skyblock. Not Like TommyInnit or any other Dream SMP or LifeSteal SMP member. This is a new and original Minecraft idea like HermitCraft or LastLife with Grian and MumboJumbo. Hardcore is harder than Survival Minecraft because PVP is deadlier.