$1,000,000 or SAVE APHMAU in Minecraft?

Well guys are you here yeah we’re here we’re here I can’t see anything or anywhere yeah yeah so would you rather be a ghost or be a video game like hold on like a video game character or like a video game I just says video game I don’t know what that means

Anything all right I want to be a video game because oh this must be horrifying from your perspective oh okay red all right I’m really liking it here in this room would you rather Pennywise or Grandma Grimace Grimace um died now or die later uh difficult I

Think I have a chance with one of these I picked mine I got mine all right oh Why would you want to be eaten oh Rockies your head your head broken what I don’t know what you’re talking about remember what I said about being flammable that rule about rock paper scissors okay I do the worm or do the gritty I don’t know what the other one is [Laughter] here we go let’s go Okay okay it’s a frog or kiss an enemy hey F would you say that we’re enemies oh just curious you know completely unrelated try to decide good luck with that what’s going on I got him he’s my friend wait he’s my friend he is my friend now

Look at this there’s a little frog all right [Laughter] they are evil creatures have you seen their teeth yes wait they have teeth they have they’re like paper clips I don’t want anything to do with that I’ll deal with them oh Swan get come here swans where the swans I don’t see the swans

I guess it never said who had to be dropped in lava yeah true wow wait Kim why are you in there what do we got now I don’t know I’m trapped oh I like your new house that looks kind of house get a thousand dollars or help a friend friends aren’t

The friend healthy um oh oh yeah oh I will I will definitely help the friend well it’ll definitely help cam I just gotta come over here a thousand dollars or help a friend about a thousand it’s a million and there’s also nothing threatening you right now million dollars oh now something’s spreading you

Oh guys there’s money over here man I made the right give me the money I want the money wait she’s still in there sorry about that Kim my anyway buddy next next okay oh what is this what is this be born with and I’m sorry

Let me read the next one I got this okay okay okay wait we believe in you why can’t I read bored it was a long day we get it next sound it out good you did it okay I’m not taking you to the zoo [Applause] oh yeah

Wow oh that looks how’s it feel to feel tall Really good actually no Crouch Someone get the super glue put her back together don’t worry we’ll be back together okay just got it just got it just knock her back into place help oh you know it’s a bit bright what we got going out of here um yeah I got an easy answer on this one okay oh

What are we Okay hi Bobby [Applause] hi Bobby there’s no AFL there’s only Barbie there’s only Barbie all right Barbie’s very wooden Delta strike No more Barbie Horse leggings I know the answer to this yep yep yep I picked my answer let’s be clear there is no good answer I think you got it oh no oh my God oh this is actually so bad you know what you guys look like you like those little

Octopus toys that you flip and they’re angry and I feel a little bit like Squidward I’m not gonna lie okay all right Next Room next group Next tube no no no not so soon I do like the colors become Aaron Um I picked mine Aaron what are you gonna pick you already know what I’m gonna pick I don’t what Okay all right I’ll read this one I I have a big read I know how to read all right okay they’re so big ears or have ears for Eis yes guys yes but like the side of your head like a fishy but we all have ears

This is an easy choice I can’t hear you okay okay I’m gonna go with also yeah we don’t have ears yeah you might as well come over here oh Boys it looks like you got a big nose that I can hear everything you see everywhere I’m like a bird okay it’s fine it’ll be over oh what we got uh we have never brush your teeth or never brush your hair again I think one’s a little bit more important yeah okay yeah I think we are oh they have short hair they have short hair oh that’s true true yeah they would be okay with it because it looks kind of good for me guys just wake up and their

Hair is perfect do I look like I’ve ever brushed my hair in my life goodness you brush your teeth I know and we have Tangles dude yeah I can’t stand it’s not brushing my teeth brush your teeth yeah please but but I want good breath yeah brush your teeth brush your

Teeth go now everyone go brush your teeth right now Break Free all right okay I like the colors of this one would you rather walk on for the eggs or walk on two hands very good the eggs are pretty fun you know we already walk on legs so yeah

Uh do you want more yeah I think I know what I want I’m curious okay oh wait wait I thought I thought they meant like on all fours they really gave me four legs where did my arms go what do we do become horse [Laughter] okay okay would you rather would you rather become an ant queen or become a queen bee oh I know my question of the Queens oh oh I just wanted to fly oh look we’re so cute and fat oh oh look at all booty face shut up

We got got like a mint chocolate chip Vibe here I know okay um fight Aaron or fight oh well I’m smart so yeah yeah this one’s pretty easy I’m sorry it feels kind of like bullying at this point I Surrender oh sorry Kim oh look at you wait wait a minute still pretty cute oh he’s just Huggy you’re going down yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay well I think there’s a more fun option here To sneak up on me again what happened to you oh my god damn crab here I’m dead my back looks like yeah it’s um you guys look pretty basic so I mean we’re really just in the same kind of look going this way kind of dizzy though

Oh it’s the Nickelodeon right I don’t want to get slimed become monkey wait return is there a difference wait wait are you starting off it’s coming back to monk oh well [Laughter] this is meant to happen [Laughter] wow [Applause] What are you gonna do about it okay so would you rather only jump or only dance oh I know I tend to leave my friends behind a bit so you’re not saying because you dance if you want to Forever sounds exhausting yeah that’s true oh wow we all went for it although

Maybe not yeah good job I’m getting out of here I’m getting out of here oh okay all right what we got in here yeah um [Applause] I have a serious question if I was a pig you still love me yeah of course oh oh thanks wait wait I don’t love you okay next all right next please So Seahawks uh let’s see uh visit future self visit past self oh find out what I’m doing or find out what I did I want to do this one I can make me a a billionaire by not helping my friends only one of these ends up with you being rich oh

Oh you’re oh look at us we’re so cute What did she say s why are you so old oh yeah why are you hitting your grandfather okay what we got what do we got um shoes choose three sizes two small one it’s three sizes too big tiny shoes that’s horrible yeah I don’t want to

Hurt my feet yeah I just wear bunny shoes bigger yeah I thought it was just the pants it really did oh everything went right to my thighs got the Thanksgiving wardrobe out I guess our shoes had to wow Kim I fell look at my big all right

All right all right I’m I’m enjoying this but it’s time to go the next one so much comfier to sit next yeah explode what but what’s worse than explode oh wait wait but one of them is a tiny explode yeah it’s a big explode or small explode which is better I really feel

Like you’re not giving a choice okay I’m gonna go out I’m going out in a big bag get to the next spot before we all lose I think we’ll be fine