1000x Funnier: Cursed Minecraft Skins

You knew what you were doing you know what here’s a piece of chicken here’s pizza pizza oh okay chicken [ __ ] yeah i’ll take that you monster today we launched the troll smp and we added custom items to help [ __ ] with people i’m doing a face reveal

When i hit 1k so if you want to see the face behind this sexy voice subscribe enjoy the video whoa my god what the [ __ ] i didn’t know your skin thing in general i did not know your skin could do that that is terrifying oh my god no stop

Your skin is literally water right yeah we’re gonna baptize you all right you’ve got you’ve got you’ve got some you’ve got some demons in there or something that’s the only explanation for this and we’re going to fix it we’re going to fix it may the power of christ compel you let’s go

Oh sorry yeah [ __ ] you you’re ugly [ __ ] you i said i liked your eyes i lied oh my gosh you like my other eyes i do like those eyes that’s true okay i i can’t i i can’t deny those eyes man they’re pretty i’ll just keep uh Just keep it like just keep it like that man just keep it like all right where’s the tree where’s the tree just keep your head up and we can have peace we can have peace they’re just slightly to the left just press a just like this yeah yeah

Yeah yeah just keep going that way there you go there you go okay okay okay it’s been done it’s been done yo oh my god oh my god oh my god i can’t sprint but i want it [Laughter] oh [ __ ] Okay well that’s not a stomach deal there’s only one thing left to do [Laughter] dude [Laughter] Yeah bully a new guy fresh meat oh gosh so much hey let’s go i i’m seriously going to make among the silent like i’m actually serious all right you do that i i’m not going to go anywhere near that but feel free you do you feel like dashing’s just making a

Whole like troll yeah do we do dashing what are you doing i haven’t seen you in a bit now i’m getting good i’m getting good yeah he’s totally getting wood guys yeah no come on i actually just found a single tree there’s no one left i’m not the only one here

I just need some wood please i have plenty of wood i need as well honestly i’ve been i’ve been having a lot of trouble getting wood these past couple weeks just whatever i do i just can’t get some i’ve tried medication i’ve tried everything i could and it’s just not working yeah

Just stealing all my coffee okay okay yeah i i see how it is i see how it is or whatever i put in that image you just got six i really hope you reset your spawn bro i really hope you reset your spot you knew what you were doing you know

What here’s a piece of chicken here’s pizza pizza oh okay chicken [ __ ] yeah i think man You monster i win i got the chicken i got the chicken oh you did you look look at what you just did look what you just did yeah yeah you go go in there no go in the little crater no think about your actions think about

What you just did all right you’re in timeout you’re in timeout go in go in take some that’s not going to satisfy me man it’s not going to work again get in the hole okay that that that did satisfy me okay you got here oh [ __ ] he did the thing he did the

Thing okay yeah you know what honestly here i take one of these take one of these i’m creating life oh yeah you want you want to see something cool drenchy here i know i know to do this much [Laughter] no i didn’t even do that look what i got i’m grabbing the chicken

Back oh you dick you can’t just take the chicken back i didn’t i didn’t grab it yeah that’s right it’s my chicken yo look what i got i got okay check this out so whoa if we put this here it’s Oh my god he’s a witch he’s a witch kill him kill him kill him [ __ ] witchcraft we don’t put up with that around here we go i’m sorry man he’s too powerful he had to go he had to go oh hey what’s up paris You can you can trust it man listen that’s you can trust me man you can trust me the first troll on the troll smp let’s go that’s what we’re known for all right that’s what our team’s gonna be called chad thundercock oh yes that’s what if you have a better

Idea for the team name go ahead but i’m not hearing any until i hear one that’s our team name all right go ahead go ahead that is so [ __ ] [ __ ] that was so much worse oh my god you you want to be called who would want to go by the name drenchy Okay i think that t gaming sounds great and secondly i hate the british so [ __ ] you that is a really deep hole oh my god that’s what she said but anyways i saw someone in full iron armor and i thought i thought it was ferris just

Coming into it almost down okay now i feel safe now i feel safe okay thank you thank you thank you thank you hey wait wait hold on he’s right there he’s right there teamwork let’s go [Laughter] that’s the right answer that’s the right answer good choice good choice that is a terrible name

Thank you right oh my god thank you thank you now mccoy’s got taste for chloe’s got a taste do you guys [ __ ] at school i want to know if i’m in a room with some school shooters or not oh you guys are beta you guys are beta males then okay all right

It’s too gross to do it at school yeah it is no dude you gotta [ __ ] at school man yeah you gotta assert your dominance i don’t even try and make it quiet either just full stop no i’ll rip a [ __ ] mountain if i have to

Oh my god you do what you got to do man You’re kind of a monster [Laughter] oh why why why would you do that no i’m winning this watch watch watch i win these he can’t reach me his arms are too small he’s a weak beta male i bet he doesn’t [ __ ] at school oh my

God i found the ocean guys this is where i’m on this island i i’m going to stay far away from there i’m not sure if i’m going in the right direction but i sure hope so just as far away as possible are you asking me why i don’t want to be

Anywhere near among us island are you genuinely asking me that question oh [ __ ] drenchy what did you do oh my gosh did you let him see your eyes guys there’s another video he looked me in the eye he looked to you in your eyes it was too much for him to handle man

Oh nice no no no no no my problem Wait there’s a village right there let’s go get some more bread oh he just threw it oh my god let’s go oh no no yes i got him check this out because it like glitched over towards me and went like mocked like 10. oh yeah guys no no i i

Didn’t die didn’t call him though it glitched it glitched shut up shut up you were making me die what me that doesn’t sound like something i do crunchy come on i’m better we’re on the troll smp what do you expect oh there’s a lava pool here dude jumping in i heard it’s like

That was so mean he says there’s love and is your very first words or he should jump in that was [ __ ] he just started doing iron gum he’s trying to make his way back and that’s how you’re gonna treat him like [ __ ] i think i might die here on really

I’ve got five hp five hearts so uh oh my god holy [ __ ] i have a heart man [ __ ] so if i just uh that’s exactly how it works yeah you punch me once and i’m [ __ ] out i’d be humorous would be quite numerous i agree you know what else is quite humorous

Oh my god that’s so [ __ ] funny that’s so funny it’s even better Oh [ __ ] staring into my soul You