13 HOURS OF INSANE MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE!!

Battle Royals in Minecraft are usually marked by epic moments pitched battles and victory but if you saw my last video on Minecraft hoplight you’ll see that I lasted a whole 2 minutes once PVP was enabled in fact a lot of my videos often come up short of their intended outcome

So it was time to change that the goal is simple win a game of hoplight and winning means actually winning I have to survive to the final death match with the rest of my team win the entire match and still be alive through it all team victories where I’ve already died don’t

Count it’s either All or Nothing game one starts us off in a snowy Tundra where we parachute down and after spending phase one collecting different resources and armor I meet up with two teammates in the field and pretty soon we instantly get into our first brawl of

The day a Chase through the plateaus and the snowy biome sends us towards two of our opponents and the fight begins Chase leads down to a ravine where our enemies make use of a caveman’s worst enemy fire without any substantial water nearby to D myself with I decide to go ahead and

Run back across the Ravine and escape the pursuing enemies before I eat a golden apple turn back around and head back into the fight now to make the fight easier I go ahead and try teaming a horse but realizing that approaching with a sword drawn isn’t the best idea

So I empty a slot in my hand and play rightclick simulator until the horse and I eventually become best friends after a few kicks putting on a saddle I run forward and do a mediable driveby barreling down towards an enemy and wipe them out with

One single sword swing I tried to do the same trick but my opponent uses the advanced technology of looking behind them to see me approach and drops a bucket of lava to finish my GTA Minecraft adventure back on foot and now much slower than I was before a fight breaks

Out into the snowy biome and through the ice but on the unfortunate side some glitchy snow for some reason locks me in place and the enemy King takes advantage of this toes me as a punching bag and ends my hopes of an early win game two

Sets us in a much nicer biome the grasslands and like before I collect everything I would need in Phase One and regroup with my teammates deep in the jungle in the mud the election for King decides to take place in a sacrificial Temple which I’m sure bodess well for us

And the gold Dome skeleton in the distance suddenly remembers that he’s being paid for his job and begins firing at me in fact the temple owners clearly forgot to put away the Halloween decorations as a massive skeleton suddenly appear for a little PVE action right before the fight

Begins barely a few feet outside the temple an enemy team is already waiting for us and the battle starts one of them decides to trap me in a cobweb and then just stands there menacingly and then leaves his mushroom friend isn’t fairing much better against us and so after escaping he comes back

Around for round two and this time he does more than just stand around a lightning flash ends another chance at Victory the next game started out pretty normal in the desert but it sure doesn’t end normal unlike the last games I actually find diamonds in the caves

Below and our King election gives us protection to enchantments on all our armor coupled with the sharpness one sword I managed to snag from the enchantment table nearby the team gets all kitted out together until I look over my shoulder and see an enemy approaching and our Ally gladly bringing them towards

Us but this enemy quickly regrets his choice and starts bolting away like block Lightning McQueen as fast as he can this sudden NASCAR race through the forest and Tiger Biome sends us directly into the Savana where An Enemy hoplight Lines up his Archer shots against the teammate so taking advantage of the

Situation I run up the hill to flank from the side and leap down for a jumping Ambush and try again and again what the hell does this mean Well turns out the game didn’t want me to win so badly that it crashed and restarted the entire server the shenanigans don’t

End with a new game however 5 minutes before PVP starts I fall into a patch of deep snow and almost die before the fighting even begins I have to dig my way out and use a wood plank just to bunny hop across the snow Meanwhile my teammates use a highly Advanced locking

Mechanism of one piece of Cobble and just sort of you know hang out inside this house that we casually stole from a villager yo it’s Mr pumpkin ma give me a give me give me leather I can my teammate comes to grips with meeting Mr pumpkin man and frankly I have no idea

What they’re even doing here I guess land both are the norm here in hoplight I need lapis still my teammate needs a little bit of lapis for the enchantment table so I decide to be a team player and help him out okay I need more and then I do it again

Do you have one extra lapis no I don’t sorry and again can I have like a couple more lap and again I need lapis and again no one have more lapis no more honestly they need so much lapis at this point I just give them everything I have and call the day

Just killed a baby villager feeling good what and so with the great lapis crisis of 2023 squared away we finally get to the actual game and start fighting in a forest in a classic smackoff where Fire and Water flash across the screen like it’s being directed by a Michael Bay

Movie but our team for some reason that is unknown to me starts running away from the battlefield and so I have to turn tail with my Ally and start running away with them I jump into the nearby Ravine for safety but a well-placed arrow Stops Another potential vict

We go green in the next game and plant some trees before the battle like a true eco-friendly murderer but Mother Nature decides to hit me with the old unao reverse card when a couple of wolves suddenly warp into existence and bite my ass while looking up at me with friendly

Eyes as if this is another Tuesday for them thankfully sword beats Fang we head across the river go through a Mesa and end up Landing in a village when we meet an opposing team but this time since I suck in melee combat as we’ve already seen I decided to stick to the backline

And support my team with a bow and arrow somehow I miss two shots but make the ones far away and so far it seems to be going well until I Lodge an arrow directly into an iron golem skull and another dog decides to show up out of

Nowhere I reposition so I don’t get launched 30 ft into the air by an iron golem and our team decides to regroup at a nearby skull Temple where we start Galloping across the Open Fields like a bunch of Horses The Enemy we’re chasing doesn’t farewell against the eight-man

Team chasing him across the fields and so his body decides to explode into a pinata of stone and gravel once we finally catch up to him and hit him with one final sword swing we continue forward to deal with the rest of his friends as they decide to head into the

Land of mushrooms and trees but alas I never make it to that mystical land as I get a round of dja Vu from my last video and die in the river while I may have died my team continues to March forward and secures a few more kills in the Mesa

Getting themselves a spot in the final death match round for the entire game fighting as one My Team Heads down towards the middle and then goes around the ring where they do surprisingly well against all of our opponents and secure kill after kill flash after flash but

Finally they marked their victory in a one final massive flash of Thunder fireworks and camels but since I died before this death match this Victory doesn’t count for me I need to earn my own Victory camel game six starts off with a three-man team and a high-speed

Ice Chase as my Ally takes us across the ice River in pursuit of some enemies and then he decides to jump off of his boat and leave leaves me trapped in the ice for a terrible rest of the game but hey unlike my teammate don’t leave me out in the cold consider

Subscribing and letting me know what kind of videos you like to see in the future it helps me out and also distracts me from doing my law school readings the next game already feels quite different from all the other ones my green camo glider matches the green

Foliage in jungle trees below and my teammate drops into another Temple this one which is much smaller and has a lot more arrows than the last Temple which my teammate finds out I snag a diamond from one of the temple chests and continue forward to get some pork

Chops on the surface before heading into the mines below not even a creeper can ruin this match and I kill him successfully to get a little bit of gunpowder to reward my efforts the start goes well with an overabundance of iron and while the nearby World border doesn’t give me a

Whole lot to work with in terms of resources some more lapis and a little bit of more iron gives me everything I could possibly need to put together a full set of iron armor and also get a few buckets to boot making sure I can

Use a little bit of those water and lava tactics that my enemies love to use against me in all the earlier matches with 3 minutes to PVP I notied the drops above and create a convenient water elevator to rise up like a true game and head back to the jungle temple to

Regroup with my teammates and vote for a king honestly it’s a miracle we all manag to stay in one place the Protection One enchantments that I’m able to get from the enchantment table coupled with the protection books that we later get from the King election gives me an entire full set of

Protection three armor and a sharpness one diamond sword putting me off and the rest of my teammates to a great start in what will hopefully be a great match and if we’re lucky a victory my Ally proudly tells us about his two diamonds and we head out getting ready for a new start

To new match I have two diamonds if we ever need it to craft something later on thankfully he wants to give us those diamonds and we set off to a slight hicup but we eventually head to nearby planes where my teammates ask some truly philosophical questions about leaves and

Leather wa why why are those leaves pink hey why are they P wait why does they look like that never seen that you know what he’s asking some real questions do you have one extra high for a Bund leather I have one extra leather I have no idea what hide

Is but okay the plains descend into a desert and as we all group and come together we find a lone king without an army to back him up oh my God you’ve just done yourself did I did I did I maybe I did maybe I did maybe

You know what I think he just did himself what an amazing adventure I think I picked up everything but his head someone picks up the king’s head but not this guy so I indulge in his explosion happy nature to make up and decid to Crown myself King and give

Himself a little bit of iron to craft a TNT he apparently wants so desperately thank you that’s very nice to you in the process we build our first legendary weapon for the team in emis Bow which is giving me even stronger hopes of a potential victory that I might finally

Be able to get after 3 days and 13 hours of playing make it I have I have the I gave my team I gave my diamonds away some I have I have the diamonds don’t worry I have the Diamonds the feathers I just need a TNT and the copper

That’s our new emis bow gets put to good use as we chase down a player into the tall woods and Cherry Forest the player I start chasing apparently decides he’s a wannabe architect what he has in architect skills he lacks in basic eyesight falling directly into a lake of lava an

Emergency water bucket saves him but I realized we’re getting too far away from the rest of our team and I decide to head back but like your 10-year-old cousin asking if he has any games on your phone a player appears from thin air on my return but it seems we have

Another blind architect as he builds up and I knock him back down to an explosion of Sparkles and my first kill of the game why can I wear his decapitated head the brawl continues and despite facing off against a player with a legendary Katana alongside his supporting teammate

I managed to lock down my second kill of the game and my teammates kill another right behind them giving me an assist on that two more enemies hit the dirt and I could have stolen the dragon Katana that a graciously Left Behind for us to borrow but I’m an honorable murderer and

I let my teammate take it instead the rest of my team really embrac the mine part of Minecraft and settled down into a cave below sprucing up the place get it he’s going he’s going down he’s going down go in go in go in push push push

Push until the rest of us arrive and quickly dispatch the two people that are down below into the cave getting rid of Mushroom Man and his mushroom Ally to mark my team’s 12th and 13th kills of the game what I can only assume to be the voice of God sings our Victory

Above I I get any diamonds I need emis I have two and my Ally somehow has a second Artemis bow giving me my first ever legendary weapon in Minecraft hoplight and our team’s overall second with all the gold we borrowed from the corpses down below I craft an

Edible head adding the title of cannibal to the ever growing list of titles I’m so far collecting in this game while preparing for the upcoming death match my teammate is aggressively kind and gives me protection for leggings I you take take prop for iron not

Leggings and not me oh well I was going to give I thought we were friends with 2 minutes to Deathmatch my team uses a Revival star to bring back one of our allies from the dead and we quickly get him kitted out as I offer him a sharpness one diamond sword that I

Picked up at some point during our travels we go ahead and make a legendary death sight for one of our teammates as one of our final AXS and as we figure out how many emis bows and Legendary Weapons we have between us we split the arrows to ensure all three of our

Whopping emus bows are well stocked for the upcoming fight can we make S he’s made S I have so much stuff I need to just oh my God I have so many arrows that guy had so many arrows on him I have I have two half stacks of arrows do you need

Arrows do you need arrows yeah yeah give me wait never how many arrows do you have three AR sweeper okay wait clock ticks the table breaks and finally the death match begins and this time with me actually alive to see it we can’t throw this away I haven’t

Got a win in so long me too buddy me too look how many weapons we have with five Legendary Weapons three golden apples and all of us kitted out in some form of diamond gear this is the best chance I’ll ever get it winning we rushed down to the loot chests in the

Middle of the map at the tower and wanting to both win and survive this match I stay in the backline sniping our enemies from behind with the arrows and bows that we so generously split between us only a moment prior while I hit some trick shots I

Missed some other Point Blank arrows but my allies still manag to clean it up and defeat as many enemies as possible finally someone realizes that letting an Archer free fire an emis bow isn’t such a good idea and so he marches down to strike me but two allies with

Full diamond armor is enough to disuade him and lets me leave to see another day you can put some I’m not going to do some commentary over this just so you can kind of edit it and do stuff some cobwebs and buckets of lava almost bring me down along with the rest

Of my allies and I slowly start to panic that is until I remember that hey now I’m a cannibal and I decide to go ahead and Munch on a golden head to restore all the health that I lost and my allly smacks him down with a flaming emis

Bow I don’t even remember him getting that enchantment they had a sharp one Artemus how do you get sharpness on a bow it’s a bow the last remaining member of the pink team Embraces his inner water bender and tries to slow down our advance to kill him come here it’s just

You I have a lot of water to go through but too bad for him we have three three legendary bows and he actually isn’t a water bender go figure our 21st kill of the game is finally secure leaving only one enemy left in the arena one final enemy

Remains being on the Arctic team and we find him on the borders of the Arena none of us have died yeah going get this kill here to run away and tries to his best effort to escape but it’s no use the borders Clos the sword slash and

With a lightning flash I win my first ever game of hoplight it may have taken 13 hours and 3 days to achieve but this truly was a w team