4 Men do HARDCORE MINECRAFT! ~ Minecraft Hard Mode Survival Ep.1

Okay boys you notice something down low in your bar there What did he say this is the Hardcore challenge okay so hardcore lobby okay on the bottom of the screen so if we die basically we have to stay if we die okay shut up you could

You make us make some swords no I can’t even break anything then up nope press escape and press options what’s to send the top right difficulty hard okay well wine to press / Well alright well most planned in the server would you fellas alright that’s the series okay thanks guys appreciate it leave a like if you want to see more attempt number two let’s do this that’s let’s not [ __ ] up again Brian okay come on bro yeah way to

Go Brian Wow Wow [ __ ] because that was not my fault next time Noga if you see you creeper creeping up on me leave me alone [ __ ] talk did you break stuff now yeah alright let’s go quick we’re on the way okay crafting table is first and then

Swords okay you build the crafting table okay yes you’re right yes sir I am on that right now yes how would you like your dick so also afterwards this evening it’s your 4:00 p.m. dick sucking who wants to be bad huh I’m not taking any role here I just

Want to survive who’s the who’s the cook the [ __ ] here we go right we’re reproducing there you go take three thank you thank you I’ll take two I’ll double wield them I’m [ __ ] ready I’m [ __ ] ready for hardcore minecraft that’s uncool oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] need a

Pickaxe I totally forgot need a pickaxe [ __ ] noob this is the noobs we have to do whatever can you believe this have you’re ready for battle no [ __ ] good to go do it see they’re all advancing but out is Evan we need to get some stone they’re on the same team so they

Could give us stuff dude we’re doing this all together yeah yeah cuz that’s definitely what they’ll do wow how could you Brian’s gone in here because he wants to get all the good [ __ ] little rat it’s spell team my little Chi is not your business

Oh we need to make a furnace how the [ __ ] do we make a furnace look look behind you oh [ __ ] Debbie a furnace Oh boys cooking the first chicken in this cave what’s going on what are we doing look will you go wherever the wind leads isn’t it get

Rid of all this wooden stuff that I just made just throw it in the middle of the field cuz yep you had that for like five minutes time to find some guy a bit early for that even bitterly event of iron yet yeah let’s all take this moment

To congratulate each other we survived even longer but we haven’t made it through a night yet so okay how do I get we’d like the grass okay okay and then and then what and then walk you should get seeds out of the wheat seeds and

Then walk and you need a hoe and I don’t think any any person can help you again at home down to cows oh [ __ ] revolutionary oven revolutionary you want to keep them where I kill them no we’re going to make them reproduce Evan okay okay all right what do you want me

To do it them for so long they’re getting bored oh it’s almost nighttime boys I get back to the cave and its lights on get back to the cave okay get back to the cave relax even if come on nighttime is danger oh you’re afraid of the dark now huh and we

Should probably fill this hole tell me a block this [ __ ] off or what careful careful you want me to block this off [Applause] we have to restart yes young y’all don’t look like you’re we start we’re saving ourselves why do I just spectate the rest of the [ __ ] serious alright welcome to season three episode of we [ __ ] suck dick at this game look there’s pigs we got some sheep so

We could get some beds please so let’s kill the Sheep all right picking up all your wood whoever’s breaking all that [ __ ] beside me me I’m used to it it’s getting hardcore in a different way I thought that’s what you were talking about I learned anything

From last game it’s that we need a house ASAP beds baths lots of wooden tools yes I feel like a house around here who’ll be just perfect just kind of plain and open oh yeah anything anything anything that has a roof and a door please seems

Like a nice place to raise a child we’re all men go on keep talking dirty to me I like a challenge you saying we have to have a lot of sex no glove we gotta save this pig hold him back okay all right okay hold on hold on I’m in position we

Got you piggy catch’em way to go no go all right I’m next we’ve got four beds we have beds we have beds we there you go shut the [ __ ] up that’s true yeah we go home I did that mountain there should be a furnace on kind of a raised grass

Area or a crafting table what are you high I love this right here Justin didn’t get hit come on home guys coming home Oh roomie ha Ruby show us some cool trick no I’m just gonna get us a little bit sorted you are nice can we just go to sleep first

Just one second just I’m doing impressive [ __ ] right now okay I’m gonna do this over here so I’m gonna grab this oh yeah I’m getting a lot of work done here oh yeah yeah nicer than that yeah okay Brian check this out look look what

I did I know you’re lying down in the bed I see you before my eyes nice power nap there’s four dudes sleeping together into bed it in hardcore hardcore man in a bed together in hardcore think we’ve gotten further than before which is really good which is really great really

Probably won’t survive the night yeah exactly really proud of the team it’s kind of sad when you think about it like it lasted less than five minutes the first few times yeah but if you keep doing it you know we’ll just get better and better you know last longer and longer

Every time we keep doing at our core you know oh yeah oh yeah guys yeah I [ __ ] I did it I did it like you just do I made our house a lot more efficient he made stairs I’m so proud of you oh wow violence we made some stairs it’s a lot

More efficient now okay traveling downwards and upwards nice Evan nice nice Evan this is why you’re on a tie you’re on the team you’re the stair man I just found an emerald but a kangini unless nope I couldn’t get it I got more iron so proud of you Josh

You get one gold star Oh me for reals missed it no foolin Oh store hmm hardware mmm I like a man with hardware even heard cool lucky I let you test-drive it mmm what’s that mean Don’t [ __ ] breathe what’s the silver [ __ ] [ __ ] we need more [ __ ] stairs okay [ __ ] you guys will not believe what I just did what I find a [ __ ] spawner dungeon area with a chest and I got diamond horse armor golden horse armor bread we have no horses we will we’re gonna be

[ __ ] diamond [ __ ] horses we’re gonna be diamond [ __ ] lots of coal all right service you don’t break I pick Evan you found [ __ ] coal oh my god my heart yeah okay I’m fine I put loads of ironing yarn in there there we go there we go I stare about

Time there we go this is it this is it there’s no danger at all we’re knock none of us are gonna die yeah we’re set stop jinxing it stop jinxing it just keep foreshadowing guys get two minutes there I’m so happy to be all alive of my friends two minutes

Later stairs there’s bears oh man it’s actually really awkward making stairs like off by one block ya know the paint you know my pain now it’s a lot of work things there’s been not as easy as it looks [ __ ] you get stuck in blocks above your head you wanna miss Desmond Club

Underground organised group kind of like the Kingsmen by dick like I’m playing by myself that’s basically what’s happening where’s my armor you [ __ ] [ __ ] behind looked away from out for five [ __ ] second your little [ __ ] [ __ ] took it give me my [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m coming here relax

Where the [ __ ] are you where the [ __ ] are you behind you behind you there took five of them oh yeah oh hey mr. creeper can you step the [ __ ] back Oh someone got diamonds no way – why’d you hyperventilate on it because it sent that was I could hear Scottie breathing

Heavily true his thing he’s constant did you get diamonds diamonds you get diamonds now yeah the timing the [ __ ] tiring on that boys we did it we beat the game all that means it’s time for that all that means is Brian is gonna have community community bride community

Come on community whatever like the two of us together whoever finds diamonds they split it equally I was doing it every [ __ ] time and this [ __ ] was constantly finding diamonds and pocketed them for himself like a [ __ ] communist communist the minutiae of the whole [ __ ] socialism [ __ ] I don’t

Get to heaven it was a [ __ ] that’s what we’re agreeing on oh I just joined the Diamond Club oh yeah look at that this diamond cherry so probably I’m so proud of you capitalism and stuff the Diamonds even for myself in profit if you’ve a nice pair left over you wouldn’t have any

Spared diamond y’all should have [ __ ] buckets of water that’s what I’m saying you right he right step the [ __ ] back oh [ __ ] Scottie creepers stepping it he’s now he’s not playing Minecraft he’s in the [ __ ] 7-eleven [ __ ] robbing on crime you need three iron buckets okay

Brian here’s your iron bucket I have one let’s just [ __ ] me so we regroup regroup so he actually likes each other for once hey man I suck – it looks like you’re missing something there yeah missing socks thank you yeah go put on your socks hey you’re going no problem that’s

What community is all about you hear that Brian community oh yeah when violence is there all its community [ __ ] everyone oh you mean a lot of stairs I did I did I made you proud of you I see see see what festive party thanks to friends you’re two of us but that far

But proud of you we’re getting dirt Oh soon to be the best opposed the best of us you know hey guys how’s it gone long time no see hey hey I think I took your bucket yeah you did that’s bucket thank you what do we do next

Fight the ender dragon [ __ ] ready so we need food how about we go get some of the wheat and we get some animals I make a little farm community did you see how community works Brian see how it works I know how cute I reckon abandoned okay I got some bonemeal here

Making the week arrow making the week row uh yeah everyone get a bucket of water make an infinite water source I’m gonna make one downstairs why would you not what what why would you not just make some of them fully grow and least we get some levity unfair and others

Community Brian has to be quality Brian come on you how do I fill my bucket of water all right click on the water all right what do I do with it put it on yourself if you catch on fire from life I accidentally stepped on the the wheat

Farm my bed one thing Evan by accident I did a dance routine on it can you get carrots from bushes it’s okay Scotty I want to yep I’ll make a fence area I’ll make a fence area where they can all go in and be happy little chickens What what is this what what is this what on earth is this you blow my mind and now the fire that’s it that’s it were you at him and me and you’ll go diamond it I hate you I’m like a cave that where we’ve already been let’s just keep

Moving on we keep going twelve ignored ignore him Sam direction that’s it put the tones vision on dude just go straight oh man see I told you you serious yeah that’s what’s up two [ __ ] diamonds hold on is more for diamonds Scottie’s do anyone know it doesn’t have

Diamonds shut the [ __ ] up this is awkward sound even tame the piss out of me and I want to hit him who’s putting this [ __ ] right there was really [ __ ] girl if they’re dual cause I liked you better when you’re down [ __ ] twenty feet under [ __ ] diamond uh-huh check ins check it out

Anything I made it I designed this you guys making a chick-fil-a that’s the goal whoa whoa haha come on [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] just go to sleep let’s just go to sleep you came up on my area my territory very glad she died I’m not dying dude but

They are shooting a lot of me so I’m thinking of my change in my mind you could you know okay I mean but can’t sleep in bed oh I just wanted to sit in top you or do it’s been just in the bed alright in hardcore in hardcore okay

Well what makes the what makes the chickens for weed seeds I’ve told you From little chickens literally huh there’s a pig I got it I gotta save them there’s a pig we have to save I’d see you I save the pig here Evan yeah yes I’ll eat them no I want them all right I got some chicken there for you all right

Yeah I’ll put an egg there no that’s not all the eggs were put an egg in the furnace stream Lee rare red diamond whoa the rarest boar in Minecraft Oh what whoa it’s got a full stack of diamonds you got full diamond eyes right no no no

Just a helmet I got blue helmet if this video gets 500,000 like nobody will care nice that motivate you throw it down on the ground remember your [ __ ] bucket been nice yeah yeah nice sick sick community right I’m serious can we change Brian community all right all right

[ __ ] you know there you go [ __ ] out of here you snake community man can we all gather together in mind together we can do a mining system together oh you mind your own business beautiful you say minecraft has changed them executive got that diamond he’ll return

To deck on the diamond I found there was a single [ __ ] diamond too so rare this game pissing me off diamond I found there was a DA he didn’t ogle lurking in the background waiting to pounce back Kevin back it’s talking me relax bro relax community bright hold

On guys we heard it we got that we got this we got it we’re gonna post that without context and the world’s gonna ruin his career [ __ ] your community look at this [ __ ] beautiful content look at the fancy boys patience eat oh you love to see it you

Love to see it this is teamwork this is beautiful everything has come to this point I am surrounded by lava yeah that’s why you have to have your buckets on the ready folks the buckets with water in you just left a discord he’s just God this is what you do with the

Lava [ __ ] it stalkers god so it’s Brian I mean we can continue this series without a loser oh alright by the way I still want to bring so ashamed of himself oh there’s lava nice I could [ __ ] end myself [ __ ] let me die Wow well thanks for watching season

Three of four men do it hardcore in Minecraft