I’ll get someone to fix that later on May 17 2009 the very first Minecraft video was uploaded to YouTube with the video only being one minute and four seconds long as well as having no sound it is nothing compared to the Minecraft videos that we see today and no that is Not a bad thing at all that is a good thing a Minecraft video from 2009 is somehow better than almost every single Minecraft video uploaded within the past three years and yes I know that’s a bold claim coming from a YouTube channel with less than 100 subscribers all while calling out Youtubers with thousands among millions of subscribers and so ladies and gentlemen I would appreciate it if you stuck with me as I go over some of these YouTubers and point out some very very noticeable issues now first we begin with the YouTuber quiff Who on YouTube at the time of this Recording has 1.8 million subscribers and over 204 million views well gee I wonder how he managed to get so many views and so many subscribers off of making YouTube videos about Minecraft let’s take a look at his videos so first we have why I cheated with instant paste in a build Battle and then next we got why I cheated with slash slash draw in a build battle and then we got why I cheated with slash slash paint in a build battle then we got why I cheated with tiny build mod in a build battle well hang on A minute something’s not right well my fellow viewers it turns out that quiff has made eight videos on the same build battle idea and of these eight videos they all go the exact same way want proof here you go these are pro builders these are pro builders these are my Friends these are my friends these are my friends these are my friends these are pro builders these are pro builders so what the videos only start the exact same way what’s the point but wait there’s more however as a warning you might want to turn your volume down because it gets loud What they don’t know is I’m gonna be secretly cheating with the auto build mode because I’m gonna be secretly cheating with slash slash draw hide a pro Builder who looks exactly like me I’m secretly leech glass is I’m gonna be secretly Keen with the tiny mods is I’m secretly Using slash Pace to make the craziest builds in Minecraft right because I’m secretly cheated with instant Pace oh is I’m gonna be cheating with auto Pace well if you somehow manage to make it through all that then good for you because we got a lot more to cover Yay okay okay this wasn’t planned but quiff just uploaded a new video like 16 minutes ago in that case now I’m going to point out some similarities between this video and a few others okay three two one go first quiff automatically thinks that anyone can become immortal it all starts when quiff Joins the server there’s a blue team and a red team and quiff has to make a decision on which one he has to join each video has Cliff being forced to make an MLG handle this if you make this MLG right here you can choose whichever Side you want to join so if you can land at the bottom of this you can choose for yourself listen I don’t want to be in any of you guys’s team okay you know what I said to choose one or die and you didn’t so you just die no yo whoa yo Guys yo I don’t have anything to MLG with well I got something right here for you there you go no yo I’m gonna have good afternoon don’t roll this yo yo yo yo when Cliff eventually lands he figures out that the area he is in is always infinitely generated Hoping I slowly die oh you guys are actual idiots for leaving this I’m gonna just wait oh never mind that’s what I do later wait this leads somewhere else why this is like an infinite truck Cliff either glitches out of the dropper using a pig or a boat when Cliff escapes The first thing that he always does is make a trap quiff always makes the exact same type of trap not limited to these three videos when a player conveniently falls for the Trap neither does their death message show up in chat they also don’t drop any experience points which Leads me to believe that those deaths don’t even happen quiff then steals a mob that either belongs to one side or is neutral to both teams and then blames it on the other side quiff always sets up a rigged casino game somebody better call Clown Pierce and Also according to Cliff logic hidden the dragon egg inside here and since it’s covered in Coal you really can’t tell this is one of the stupidest videos I’ve ever seen in my life the videos all end with everybody except Cliff battling it out for no reason at all and then once They all die Cliff either just wins and leaves his server instantly or trolls his server members by making a spawn trap that they can very easily get out of but don’t try because of how scripted these videos are come on you guys all you had to do was break the stupid Pressure plate now on the other side we have Minecraft curios oh actually I’m sorry turns out it’s Minecraft curious but I had no idea because of how stupidly the damn name was spelled and I wouldn’t be putting this channel in this video if they hadn’t done something Stupid and guess what guys they have done something stupid here is a video by quiff of all people and here is a video made by Minecraft curious do you know what the difference is nothing there is no difference because these videos have been copied and pasted More than one time if not a million times by the time this video comes out and it’s not just that video let’s take a look at the rest of the videos that Minecraft curious has spent no time on and just stolen from someone else foreign I came to the conclusion that Minecraft curious does not spend any time when it comes to making YouTube videos or YouTube thumbnails and therefore just rides off whatever is popular at the time and just milks it to death as much as he can like come on man I know you’re A Minecraft YouTuber with almost wait how many subscribers do you have again oh yeah that’s right 1.2 million subscribers you have 1.2 million subscribers dude if you’re gonna make YouTube videos at least put some originality into them because none of your videos are really that original And it’s not just you there is a good ton of people who I would like to talk about but sadly I have so little time to finish this recording that I think I’m just gonna make a part two and um and just make a terrible terrible cutaway and segue to the outro Foreign Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft’s Unoriginal Content… (and the youtubers who milk it to death)’, was uploaded by Hitronic_ on 2023-03-30 23:30:11. It has garnered 228491 views and 16438 likes. The duration of the video is 00:07:45 or 465 seconds.
Sorry for the long long wait. Part 2 is now in the works, and it will be MUCH better than this
Notnico, your are next.
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