Overpriced

“Nether portal for $0: Spend hours digging and searching for obsidian, finally build a portal and accidentally fall in lava. Nether portal for $10: Buy obsidian from a sketchy guy in the back alley, portal leads to a pigman-infested cave. Nether portal for $25: Hire a professional to build a portal, end up in the middle of a lava lake. Nether portal for $50: Purchase obsidian from a reputable source, portal leads to a fortress filled with blazes. Nether portal for $100: Splurge on the deluxe package, portal leads to a luxurious nether spa complete with zombie pigmen masseuses.” Read More