Abusing ILLEGAL Items in a Minecraft Civilization Event

My friend hosts an event where 100 players would be pulling off the greatest heist in Minecraft I just wasn’t invited so I devised a plan to get in if someone couldn’t make the event I could pose as them then oh well that works I’m in now I just need a way

To break the event so that no matter what I just end up winning it it’s okay he’s making this too easy he ended up giving me a custom roll with this perk I can access magic protected areas and use magical items that no one else has access to oh I’m absolutely going to

Abuse this as the event started I was let out with the marauder team with the goal of taking over the Merchant’s castle and weld their livelihood before then I needed resources spawn island is a bit small and I can almost guarantee you has no magical items afoot thus I

Looted what I could find barrels of food tools oars Etc some of my teammates getting full iron armor off the rip yo I got iron armor what you want nice what how do you have iron armor all no Founders in at the chest then almost immediately my team ran into a trap

Causing massive panic but after all the commotion settled I made some stone tools and began looking for my assigned leader Oni he was going to be heading up a team headed to the mansion deep into the Merchant’s territory and I was hitchhiking along as I had a tip that a basement existed at

Such a place one eye only have access to so once I had my gear around I found the man and joined his Boating Party it took a second to take off as someone wanted to bring their cat leave it to the team that’s supposed to hijack an entire

Coastline of towns to prioritize a cat as we rolled up on the shore we began looting once again getting a bit more gear and something I didn’t plan to find or ever hear about guys I found cocaine okay absolutely I need some I’m not joking what do you mean can I have some

Like stressful time stressful times after that interesting statement we went on to the mansion it seemed empty empty enough for our group to sneak up without fret of any lurking enemies until our Collective brain cells dropped to one and we rang the doorbell Imagine if someone was in here and we just let them know we were coming now while my team was just browsing the building for gear somehow stumbling upon the greatest book of all time guys I found Jurassic Park God created dinosaur God kills dinosaurs God creates man man

Kills God man brings back dinosaurs dinosaurs man woman inherits the Earth okay nice let’s let’s go left you are so mesmerized but I was still looking for the secret room although I didn’t exclude myself from looting getting some books from the library and food in the kitchen even some eggs for a chicken

Okay I could have at least had one thing in this world but just behind a kitchen door lays a secret passage that I overlooked and ran right past the marauder in me came out too much and I wanted to loot so I completely forgot my mission and headed for the cellar even

Missing a teammate utter the most important words that would change how the event is played stores protected by Magic that one line should have given me a clue into where I was meant to go but I had Loot on the brain then I headed back up to the bedroom for some reason

Maybe pillaging loot is more fun than exploring a secret dungeon I don’t know what my brain’s doing anymore but after most the Looting finished I headed back to the cellar to check on this magical room at the time I was nervous to enter such a place who knows what could be

Lurking around the corner so I let in another teammate with me Khan someone you’ll soon learn much about as I snaked through what looked like a holding cell Khan was busy getting the one and only enchant table on the entire server this is one of three illegal items I can

Obtain and I’m about to get a few more then in there he realized that I had prior Intel to this place and he should stick with me so we made a pact besties besties besties I followed him into another room that had a different Aura I quickly found some potions in a brewing

Stand and another item added to our illegal list but then the real kicker I found an amethyst fruit better known as a god Apple this can give me such a boost when it comes to PVP and there isn’t a fight that I cannot win with all three illegal items obtained we just

Have to get out of here scot-free but that’s when we had an unexpected visitor is someone in my house claiming to be a wizard are you kidding me me I didn’t expect to be caught stealing the items so myself and Khan had to BSR way out of

There which worked a treat as Tech was only trying to clear people out because this was his house we kind of just took it over now I’m sure you’re confused on why Tech and I both have access to this place well each team Marauder and Merchant had a wizard Tech was just not

Aware that they did meaning I got to the illegal items first putting my team ahead of the rest but the story continues as now I had an accomplice an apprentice if you will we headed back up to our team as the leaders were giving a speech one team was to stay at the

Mansion and gear up while the others separated to go and attack the village and hold it AKA Pearl point being the first pivotal station in our war Khan and I opted out of the fight in favor of gear collection mainly because this sound was um unbearable if you will

With the best yeah yeah yeah of course of course I’m very good but the real reason reason is because we have three items that will put us ahead of every single other person in this event however before we could get into the depths of Middle Earth Khan had to strut

His stuff by mispronouncing one of the easiest spells ever look I’m studying the um hopak events very very um nice I mean obviously that was just a uh you know he was probably right with such an embarrassing display of skill we stayed up with the team long enough to

Regain face by being above ground with so many people eventually we spotted some cats one’s not yet tamed so I figured this was my time to get a Garfield of my own mostly because I wanted our original cat Tamer of the marauder team to have some competition

Was it Petty sure was it necessary absolutely no one can have such pull over our team without my interference okay that’s not really the reason I just wanted a cap anyway back to the real goal of the event breaking it with the three best items this game has to offer

We wanted to use them to their fullest effect so we mined down from the basement right into a cave we set up a small smelting station and began looking for oars finding mostly iron and gold the caves were small but large having very little oars per huge entrance it

Took way too long to wrestle up enough iron for armor for myself and Khan but at that moment we were visited by a few teammates we didn’t know who to trust with our secret so we held all of our items hostage and wouldn’t let anyone know how rich we were but that wasn’t

Their concern at all they um they wanted fish okay can I can I just take the raw card it’s fine thank you so much oh all of it okay yeah yeah I mean if you if you want I don’t have to take all of it we bought the other food go ahead and

Breed up some cats that dude I’m I literally have three already I’m the only started this apparently the man that found us was the same man that voted his cap from Spawn Island all the way to the mansion the same man I’m wrestling for fake power over the

Marauders he had been breeding the cats we found to make an army for some reason of course we gave him all the fish we had no need in finding him over that my pet Garfield will do just fine as he has been while we were in the caves with the

Passerbys gone and full iron armor for the boys I began working on the potion end of things while Khan was enchanting his gear the first and most meaningful potion I wanted to work on was strength without the nether we couldn’t actually make Strength 2 but even with a strength

Buff we would be doing a lot lot more damage than our opposition while this was in the works I tried to enchant my own gear but with such limited lapis as we can’t find it in the world I had to pick correctly and there were no options

That I liked then after a long enough time we realized a flaw in our plan the strength potions weren’t drinkable oh wait it’s saying that this pushing is disabled strength wait can you not use it nope wait because this potion is disabled oh what kind of Witchcraft is this why

Can’t I break the game that’s it’s fine just because the most OP potion isn’t drinkable doesn’t mean we can’t make another one my goal now was invis that way no one can know who’s who or where we even oh regen gas tears make regen since when has this always been there

Has this been a thing forever Alright good enough I guess that paired with speed on a massive team-wide scale can still tip the balance of the event back to enchanting not just myself but the entire team with such limited lapis we don’t have very many options for who we

Can inch at but we brought this concern to Oni we took him into the dungeon and promised to not kill him I swear but he showed us an item we hadn’t seen before he presented a diamond sword which gave me an idea how can the merchants compete

With the team with weapons that aren’t balanced so we Enchanted onions sword upping its damage and giving us the idea to spread that amongst the others when talking to many other people we ran into malevolent and he had some interesting Intel on diamonds by any chance no we didn’t find anything

I mean diamonds aren’t minable and uh the only person I know who is diamonds we’re gonna meet over here yeah I’m trying to find people with diamonds okay well we sat with that info the leaders met up and talked strategy and no I’m not sitting on the outside of the

Meeting listening in that must be someone else but that allowed me to present my idea guys I would like to propose something I would like to hi so first off you need you need iron here you go second off we have we have um we have a brewing

Stand and an enchant table with a few lapis left so I think what should uh what should happen here is we should get either the best pvps or the highest geared and have them enchant their weapons so that we have a spread across Army of weapons but he has a diamond swords

Okay we need to enchant that one as well with that presented to the council we began bringing people away from the crowd to a spot where we could enchant them first up was anyone with a diamond sword which is starting to make me a little bit jealous that I didn’t get one

Then we picked malevolent to finish his armor set giving us another fully geared player on the team then we moved along quickly getting more and more people stacked but time wasn’t to waste as we still had to take our first assault on the merchants by now they know we are

Here after teams of us have been running off and scouting the land but that won’t stop us as all through the night I was set on potion Duty making sure as many of us as possible have regen and speed I would hand them out to people I thought

Were the most competent at either PVP or just using their brain cells hey diamond sword guy come here sir come here come here come here come here follow the enchanting guy here take that um hello people have some region pots and speed there you go uh lagging um

Wait I got something I got something for you it’s on the floor for you Lindsay turn around Blinky whatever the heck is turn around yeah turn around nice nice nice okay maybe we’re not the most competent and after gearing up for so long we heard the last speech that

Would lead us into battle the only words yeah it was kind of too chaotic to actually play we split off into two groups one North and one South I was on the North team as we headed our assault into the first fire fight once we made

It to Pearl Point it was Bloody chaos both teams looked like chickens with their heads cut off not knowing what the heck was going on and we planned this I on the other hand was cool calm and collected for the battle oh that’s a lot of damage well I was getting rocked my

Team was able to push back the merchants out of Pearl Point Thank you with the ones that remained we chased them off back to their Castle as we set up an outpost at Pearl Point now we are one step closer to taking over the merchant towns and islands all while not losing a single member totally thanks to my potions and enchants with the team

Split apart and the element of surprise taken away we began to plan our assault on the Cliffs of Mir now this was a heavily fortified position with high walls tons of turret locations and more than double the merchants we had just fought here as the leaders met to come

Up with a plan myself and Khan wanted some insight into what our high wizard was up to attack not only had we not seen him in the battle for a point but we never truly knew what side he was on he hung out with us before but I knew

That there were meant to be two wizards from two separate teams so if he really was a merchant we would have to take him out to get this data we headed to the Cliffs of Mir alone yes the position I just mentioned that we’re gonna be

Taking with our team we just decided to go to it was probably not the best idea to provoke such an entity one we just angered after an attack but uh guess we’ll find out yo hello there guys I’m no no no no no hello hey can I get this

Please we wish to speak with tech wizard is in his Mansion I believe he’s in his mansion in his Mansion oh okay okay thank you very much we mean no harm thank you yes he is thank you he’s a high wizard thank you apparently Tech had stayed at his Mansion so we went

Back on the journey to find it thankfully none of the merchants tried to kill us there as we might have started a war we couldn’t win but at the Mansion we did end up finding Tech apparently he wanted no part in the war at all if we were to pick sides peace or

Violence dude I’m picking violence so we went back to Pearl Point to join the team as they geared up for One Last Stand in the Providence of Mir As my team headed to the Cliffs of Mir my group was not far behind kind of serving as backup once we got there the War Began shots were being popped arrows were being flung but that didn’t stop our team from blowing in on all sides

Once I was inside I went on a rampage TNT Everyone says you’re against us no all right all right all right let’s take them one down let’s get them boys they’re coming let’s go knock knock ice Got one they’re retreating Into the Woods tagged try not to hit you he’s going for the water don’t let him get in a boat shoot his boat some tried to run away but I was not having that we chased him down and made sure no one was escaping this massacre now how did we

Lose virtually no one in this fight I’ll give you one guess with such stacked gear the castle fell in mere seconds to us granting some of the most devastating losses the region has ever seen and with us on top stacking up our tea with illegal items we were absolutely

Victorious our otters win baby let’s go let’s go TNT a band what