Adopted By MOBS In Minecraft!

This little minecraft player is lost and when she runs into dangerous minecraft mob instead of hiding she gets adopted by them now she’s learning how to survive in minecraft with her monster family from staying away from the sun to chasing down minecraft players this little one will learn how to become

A minecraft monster but when other players threaten her family will she be able to use her new powers to save them let’s find out oh and be sure to like and subscribe thanks oh this isn’t i’m lost and i’m hungry i thought it’d be easy to come out and

Just trying to find some food oh no it’s getting dark well hello there little human i can’t look at him i can’t look at him are you going to attack him yeah you know a little human you you are pretty short for a human i gotta take them out while

I can one like you before well i did it nice oh but i’m still hungry i haven’t found any food oh what am i gonna do oh no wait what is that thing i got nero that a human what is it doing in my territory She’s not hurting me what quiet yeah it’s crazy that’s what it is i don’t like it here this is my territory you put that bow down missy i don’t i don’t like it Okay as long as she stops firing arrows i don’t think she’s like yeah i don’t think she’s like the other humans Do you want to come home with me go home with you oh i think it dad she You got hit by the arrow you are such a bad enderman listen i’m trying my best okay welcome to your new home oh this is so cool this is where although their mobs live check it out check it out i got it you just got something hey

No no kawaii i could go why chen well why did you bring that danger here don’t come any closer don’t come any closer no no no no no i i don’t trust it no no no you also have a bow and arrow oh you’re so sweet little one yeah you know

Why don’t you stay with us and grow up to be big and strong and you know you look like you’re just skinning bones yeah i was thinking i was just saying you should make it together what do humans eat dinner dinner okay i think i got just a thing there we are

All right and rotten flesh that’s true good idea i’m not a zombie oh oh oh i don’t think she likes it yeah yeah semens don’t like rotten flesh i don’t know why they keep trying to get it She likes the cookie shine i thought they were just oh decorations she’s eating them she scarfed that down yeah i i don’t know i still don’t trust her i don’t like her Well i think she’s adorable well that wasn’t there that’s such a good shot little one oh my god i can’t believe i’ve been adopted by moms i’m going to take this bed oh she’s like dan’s bed oh this is so cute oh that’s so sweet all right where is she

Where is she got you she’s eating cookies she’s gonna get crumbs everywhere come on you know how much stuff you leave around the cave seriously you bring in blocks from everywhere i leave my stuff around my area of the cave how could she look so happy i’m out of here

She needs energy to use that bow too oh she’s snapping oh oh sorry let’s see if i can walk quietly oh fighter okay guys if if we’re gonna be adopting this little human they’re gonna have to learn some manners some rules i’m talking about mob rules you know what i mean that’s a

Great idea ian so little kid oh kid you you can look at me you know we’re adopting you so i’m a friendly enderman no no no put the ball away oh we have to teach you how to be like a mob and first i’m going to teach you

How to ah like this oh isn’t it cool see it’s just that easy so all you have to do is look where you want to go and then blink okay okay okay he’s doing it really trying he’s making a lot of fun annoying i don’t think she’s getting it yeah oh i don’t

Do it well okay okay you know uh uh maybe we just have to teach her the way that my parents taught me what was that all right little one ian what are you doing to three on the count of three i’m gonna throw you over this gorgeous

No no she’s ian she’s a human she can’t learn by just throwing her off a cliff that’s i mean oh yeah that’s that’s a great idea you know we should start smaller deadly distance okay so how about over here she can swim that’s really cute of her yeah i don’t know i don’t

Like the water but she she’s doing okay is it normal for humans to be okay in water i guess so i mean she’s swimming so yeah that does look pretty fun i’m gonna give it a try give it a try okay oh yeah you can make it feels good

I’ll be okay great and oh yeah the water is fine comfy yeah that feels pretty nice like well uh now that you learned how to try to blink how about we move on to lesson number two yeah yeah you know what if you have if you ever

Want to blink uh you can use these as like an emergency but you know don’t use them all okay be careful all right then so now you’re gonna learn how to use your bow and arrow oh pretty good at it so far but uh let me get a little something special for you

I’m getting something special oh she looks excited try these on for size i know exactly what to do they’ll just be careful they are kind of dangerous you see that uh yeah they leave big holes uh-huh no kidding okay little one so let’s teach you how to farm for food

Do you have any bone meal ah i do i um do i have to i mean yeah it would help a lot i quit give me a sec so to make bone meal you take bones and collagen you want to do the honors sure okay here we go that’s my fourth and

Fifth rib this week okay we got some bone meal now you just need some milk you’ll grow them back and then what you want to do is plant your seeds and then you put bone meal on it and food grows great job but you gotta remember make sure you please

Keep making things wow take it easy little one yeah oh hey chica i think she used too much bone meal yeah uh-oh hey yeah friendly i don’t know i want to find out huh oh where are we now okay little one so now we’re gonna teach you how to hunt for food

Okay you see this sheep right here i’ll i’ll cheer for you from above how about that hit it oh yeah you just hit it and then she still grabbed the rummy yeah now you try just hopefully she doesn’t wait that sort of dust one day that’s a big sheep uh hi sheep

No hello sheep no sheep no shaping oh spooky all right little one do your thing it’s looking at me what’s going on over here i swear i whoa wait what what’s going on here it’s a human being is that a baby over there i got it

Closer i got it i got it i’m going to close it okay no no no no no no no no no no god right there i got it i got it done get away from her don’t worry about it i got you get out of here baby get out miss your chance

Run but that’s nice get away you gotta get out of here It smells delicious where is it coming from oh wait sleep though all right let’s see it’s a cake and a teddy bear this is so awesome why is this am i dreaming oh my gosh okay okay okay okay where am i where am i look i got this

Out there that’s okay oh okay hey how’s it going hi uh remember it’s me from the for the force earlier hey no no yeah no no no there’s some really nasty stuff out here there there’s there’s the zombies and stuff they’re getting in the

Way so i figured you know i i try to get you to safety i’m just really nervous about you out here it’s really really scary out here didn’t you know that how do i okay here we go here we go here we go don’t worry about it don’t worry don’t

Worry i got this i got you i got you i got you here you go okay i’m gonna bring you home hey uh busters you stay where you are i’m taking care of this little girl now okay it’s daylight you two stay here i got this

I gotta keep it for stephen oh i know you were to come after me again sir here you go you’re one weakness okay i’m gonna save her come with me hold on little boy okay i know i know it’s not comfortable i know it’s it’s not fun but we gotta

I gotta make sure that you’re safe those monsters i mean look at them they were so scary but here everything’s gonna be safe we’re gonna be perfectly a nice little human a human home for you where you can be nice and safe okay here you go

There you go seal that up there we go okay put extra locks on the door so you can’t get out there we go one more i gotta get out somehow okay okay hey wait wait wait come here get back here come back here hold on hold on

Let me show you let me show you around okay here i have a place where you’re right here it’s your own your own room take a look i i i figured while you know when i first met you i was like oh i bet you

She she needs her own room so i set you up right here everything’s good everything’s under control you got some toys to get play with uh yeah oh also oh yeah i figured you were kind of hungry so i saw you were trying to like gnaw

On raw meat back there but here in a civilized society we live we we eat cooked food here you go here’s some cooked meat uh i i’m gonna go make sure there’s more food just in case we need anything uh and uh enjoy i guess hmm I gotta try to get out of here i gotta get back to my mom family my ones who adopted me i gotta figure um let’s see okay so i saw he had a uh he had a creeper farm in the back which is super weird

Um but you know what i think i have an idea how to get out of here yay okay but if i oh i gotta get him off my trail that means i gotta distract him and if i distract him by blowing up his house and maybe that’ll work hey

Hey i’m a mob too come on come on come on come on out let’s go let’s go this way this way this way hey little girl you know i never actually asked your name uh do you like your favorite type of food that you like or wait come on

Creepers where should you go well i gotta i gotta break the lock out the door hold on uh here we go here we go and [Applause] sorry human i’m a mob girl hi to my family [Applause] help help do you think she’s safe i wonder where she

Is i’m so sorry guys i found her yeah oh there she is oh we were so worried about you oh you’re nice and safe that dumb human seriously i mean you better turn you into bone meal i know this is not what humans do they grind your bones to make their bread or

Something or other yeah and then they loot everything off of you oh that is definitely true all right all right that’s it i have tried so hard to keep this little one safe and apparently you three are the ones that keep getting in the way of that so

If i can’t keep her safe then i have to get rid of all of you what is he saying there we go all right i don’t think i can take all of you on but at least i can i can put you away for some time It’s okay it’s not gonna hurt any of you but it’s gonna you’re just gonna take a nice little nap for a little bit okay just just a nice little nap what the oh no oh no this isn’t good this isn’t good where do they go where’s my family oh no no no

Wait no cookies oh there’s a trail this must be oh they’re they must be over here they must be that’s where they were taken i am ready to do this okay uh i gotta do everything that i have learned oh let me see if i can do something right

All of you are taken care of here you can’t hurt her anymore all right all i got to do is get back to her i’m sure she’s still asleep in the field that i could just uh i don’t know i guess rebuild my house i don’t know

What’s he saying god there’s so much to do i i’m just one guy that tries to take the little one where all these cookies here for i love cookies found a cookie who found a cookie i would teleport another cookie i would blink out of here if you’re scared of the water

Just don’t look at the water it’s fine you might want to look now the water’s making noise at me hey little human what are you doing here how are we gonna get stop pointing the ball at me come on oh that’s so smart Hi uh okay okay so i mean that’s that that saves me a step okay you you you’re gonna come havoc with me now okay right wait where are you going what are you doing all right i’ll take care of this guy what stay away from the humans no you stay away

Oh yeah chase me he’s gone no he’s back how do you know how to zoom out the inside at you gotcha all right all right let’s get out of here oh arrows too oh oh oh man he’s really resilient [Applause] Oh you’re nice and safe here one more cookie I love you guys let’s go mom get out of here yeah let’s get out of this place glad we don’t have to deal with that human again no yeah i can’t believe i have to do this again all right you three you bunched up it’s time to take you out once and for

All i’m so tired of this bomb this is ridiculous what’s going on here what’s happening i’m getting a little confused here well you’re not exactly human anymore what do you mean i’m a creeper creeper good job kid i’m so confused