Adopted By TOYS In Minecraft!

This little minecraft player loves toys but when she’s locked and courted by mobs she’ll try her best to defend them that is until her toys come to life to save her and when they find out she has no home they decide to adopt her now this little player gets to learn what

It’s like to live with a family of toys from living in a toy house to fixing toys when they’re broken can she learn how to live with minecraft toys let’s find out oh hey be sure to like and subscribe Hello thank you for saving my heart baby look at me kiss me And thank you miss half mal for making my dreams come true we love you I love you guys too you make me so happy hey what what is going on in here look i have one dolly it’s a robot and then i have a cowboy and then i have a ballerina and that and i and i have dogs you know it’s not the best dollhouse but

Uh it’s okay you have a dollhouse and dollies oh isn’t that nice Listen now it’s not the time to play with stupid dolls this is serious business and uh i’m gonna need you to pay attention but but i like my dolls what the what are dolls going to do to save you from a creeper hot be death now

Fine now listen listen i’m the one who’s really gonna prepare you to survive in minecraft and save you from the creepers now go do your chores but i already did my choice oh really well then what about this this place is a mess and you can’t prove that you did it already

Did you do this you can’t prove that anyway redo your chores i i got important stuff to do [Applause] and fix this window okay i think i’m ready to do my chores now oh no they’re getting in the house come on there we go okay all right guys

Don’t worry i got you i’ll get you out of here safely oh no this is zombie i want a creeper oh another zombie oh no i gotta get out of here i gotta get you guys to safety come on let’s go ah okay don’t worry we’re almost gone we almost got

Oh it’s a this forest maybe there’s somewhere else i can run before the zombies oh no you’re getting over you know what guys how about this i’ll put you down right here there we go all right uh zombies don’t worry guys i’ll protect you okay i got my sword it’ll be okay

Hey zombies leave my toys alone y’all know what’s good for you you’re gonna get well take care of this now we’re going to count to three and y’all are gonna get engaged one two three [Applause] that’s nice wait a minute those are all right all right oh darling that was

Beautiful you too pierce good shooting partner good measure where did she go hey yeah oh there’s little one how did you do little wife come on you recognize us don’t you yeah don’t be scared come on you know what wait what do i do now

I don’t know if i can go back to my old house hey guys i have an idea why don’t we just take you with us what do you think about that that’s a great idea do you wanna you can adopt me yeah you wanna stop you yeah let’s get this lady a little

Homestead and a place to call her own yeah let’s go let’s get it yeah we are the finest minecraft players in the west we actually live in the north well the north west all right just a little farther perfect place miss house ah yes my sensors indicate that uh we are getting

Very close i tell you what i think this is a perfect place to call ourselves a homestead what you think casey yeah I very teach you guys how to how to make a new house and everything i know how to play minecraft a little bit so um and we can get some trees to build a house that would be fun but since i’m a robot i actually know how to do this stuff no

Problem especially with my little robot friend here oh observe that he is the fastest builder in the west all right off you go eric he’s really good go and is he really gonna do stuff oh just watch he is a professional he’ll do everything you need him to do okay all

Right oh i’m so excited but isn’t it gonna take him a long time to get it done voila like they say in paris texas go check it out hey guys guys as a robot i am very averse to water i i don’t Let’s go inside the house yeah decide by my perfect robot friend of course i will cover everything they could possibly need take a look be sure to kick the mud off your shoes yeah this is where my kitchen is and over here we got ourselves all kinds of various toys

Yep they we of course like to hang out here this here’s bob that’s gwendolyn we got all sorts of friends just hanging out here ready to be played with oh so cute right over here is a little surprised So fun jarvis like that no and over here we got something out here there’s rooms for everybody you know i i don’t actually need to sleep i just gotta actually plug in my batteries but you know until i set my own place oh my gosh Yeah yeah yeah i hope you like it welcome home little darling actually i think we need one more thing what’s going on oh i know what she’s talking about what’s happening [Laughter] look at her i think this looks way better on her wait a minute my after scanning and analyzing i have

Statistically announced that she is 4 000 more adorable now And one more place to see yeah yeah yeah yeah take a look with more toys and in case the attire got herself an extra little bed you never know and the best friend you could have a horse or should i say a unicorn in this case

This one’s mr fluffy he has been with me through thick and thin all right i do not know what that feels like she has a big day tomorrow all right yep have yourself already sweet dreams kiddo good night mr cowboy dream of electric sheep what are we doing today toys well we’re

Going to be teaching you how to live in minecraft i mean uh we know what we’re doing just gets it yeah that doesn’t quite compute oh yeah see what we’re into is oh here we go yeah we gotta you gotta use an axe like this i just made this

Myself you know i’m a robot but you get to use this to chop down trees and stuff right and uh uh i i don’t know how this actually works i I haven’t downloaded the daddy yet as it got to me uh doesn’t your firewire work out here or something yeah can you just download it uh actually that’ll get a lot of bars out here so i do not get a great signal um you know i might be able to help um

If so the way that you use Could you uh give us a hand that’s one way to get ahead in life oh man do not understand humor you guys aren’t gonna die of course not oh your toys are high yep yeah oh here i can help you with this i got my head

Back but it’s it’s a little bit weird yeah now can you give me a hand yeah i’m going to get this oh it doesn’t feel so good bringing these parts back not the robots i ain’t too good with that ticky stuff okay okay i got you i

Got you there we go there’s your hand okay my head’s almost there no that’s worse um oh your other arm is up there yep see here and just gotta go articulating again ready to go yay Yeah remember we’re toys we could anytime we fall apart we can always be put back together as long as you as long as you take care of us well i think you had a little surprise for it didn’t you i do are you ready i think you’ll really like it

All right you could come out Um So adorable where is she maybe maybe she’s over there i found you i i’ve been looking everywhere for you where have you been young lady um wait you were looking for people i’ve been looking all day for you you really do care about me of course i do

I mean who else is gonna do all the chores at home when i make a mess what yeah because i have a new family now and they’re cooler than you and they look a little nicer than you and they make sexual food better than you and yeah

Okay that’s probably true but what i’m living with my new family now well come on they can’t be that good hey little one let’s oh well how did there partner oh hey god you two look familiar whatever that’s what i miss What excuse me your child yeah that’s her job i think that there’s only one way to settle this you know what it is toy we’re gonna challenge you to a duel yeah what yeah all oh i i can do a duel yeah come on give me a sword let’s go oh not that

Kind of duel ah jenga yeah what that’s that’s just a toy it’s a game oh this is the most brutal game in all toys now troll i mean it doesn’t look that hard oh oh i see you’re going first i see yeah so you’re going to draw that’s not your yellow-bellied lit licker

I’m clearly wearing blue but okay you know what uh let’s uh take this part out that that seems like what hey hey that wasn’t fair hey Back oh this is the best tea party ever ah this is pretty nice if i would you pass me a slice which i cannot because i’m a robot yes so if i stand up i don’t know how to touch the cake but if i do something hey you walked down there

Right i told you i wasn’t done trying to get my chore child back and this time i have a game of my own i wanna play oh i like cats you don’t play games you never play games with me well that’s true just because i didn’t play with you doesn’t

Mean i don’t know how to play games for example this is my favorite game fire what [Laughter] you see i did a little thinking and i realized that toys in minecraft are made of wood and wood is very flammable please stop i’ll protect now you all are

Going to let me take her back home no never and that ain’t no way to talk to a little lady all right if you don’t come back home with me i’m gonna burn all your toys my processes are straight over here you can’t do that how about this how

About this what if if you let her go and have a nice free caroline free life for you uh we’ll do your chores for you instead yeah you blowing a circuit hang on hang on i i have to think that’s it all right you’ve got yourself indeed all

Right let me get get rid of this fire all right so i guess you are free to go stop i’m coming up there i’m coming up there to save them no no what do i do what do i do my family what do i do now miss dolly And they’re all gone because the evil chore giver guy that i was staying with like my nanny was like What do i do i don’t know how to fight back you’re right i should stand up for myself oh you’re such a good talker i don’t know how to stand up for myself what do i do where are you going what’s going on No no no you all aren’t working fast enough i want a bigger house my prostitute yeah we here you keep a shirt you don’t do anymore he’s got them doing chores we gotta save them come on don’t make me use my flamethrower again you know this

Doesn’t have all the guests in the world fire all the time i don’t like it what are you doing here fastest critic in the west they’re my toys wait even more they’re my family how do you know look at her sticking up for us hey hey no no you all stay in there

You won’t stay in there listen listen young lady you wouldn’t do your chores so the toys are doing it for me besides it’s not like they’re your real family they’re just toys they are my real feminine all right you know what that’s fine because i have the power of toys on

My side oh you have the power of toys [Laughter] well guess what what while i’ve had these toys helping you build my new house they’ve taught me how to make my own toys as well and not just little weak toys like them they have helped me make the biggest

Strongest most amazingly handsome toy ever which is i present to you the biggest action figure you’ve ever seen mr muscle no i’m sorry kiddo he fights dirty he dies ugly oh you’re so hot what that’s what’s up What is going on there’s so much going on where did they get all these presents bigger they are the harder they fall ow how i set myself on fire help toys help me hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we got it we got him oh we got him wait what hey

Stop blowing up my ground it’s your fault get up almost you can do it up again come on hey you know this is this is all your fault if you had just done your chores like yeah yeah that’s the point of chores you make a nest and you clean up with the

Chores are done i’m pretty sure that’s not how it works we’re good don’t hit me in the house we get it Thank you mrs toy soldier all right big old texan fireworks show oh getting tired what oh you know what take a nap i think about it i did use the lotto Yeah i think it’s about time we recharge all our batteries