Alano – Unbelievable Cursed Minecraft Shader

What’s happening and those those hills are rolling so i couldn’t think of any fun video ideas but i knew i wanted to make something and then i thought to myself what would be more fun than the 2020 shader pack okay let me explain so one day i was sitting in my chair and

I thought to myself hmm i want some new shaders so i went on over to silders vibrant shaders website and i scrolled down and i found one of the most badass sounding shaders like that i’ve ever heard to be honest it’s called the silders acid shaders now if you’re familiar with that you’re

Probably smirking already but i didn’t know what it was so so i downloaded it little did i know that i had downloaded hell inside of a zip file So in this video i’m going to be trying to beat minecraft with the 2020 shader pack which means everywhere i go is just pure [ __ ] chaos everything rolls perfect what the [ __ ] was that noise oh wait oh god it looks normal for now but just you wait okay so um the lighting is

A bit bright because back in the old days of minecraft back in my day the lighting was very bright like for no reason bye bye pig i’ve been i’ve been ignoring i don’t want to turn around oh my god what is happening to those squids what’s happening in those those hills

Are rolling those hills are rolling what is that what i just see in the i mean i turn my render distance up what did i just see in the background No oh my holy [ __ ] just ignore just ignore it just ignore everything bad pretend it’s all okay pretend it’s call okay what the [ __ ] you know i started this video and didn’t didn’t even realize like i’m not i’m not much of a speedrunner i kind of [ __ ] suck at beating the game like

I can mess people up in an arena but like i just can’t beat the game you know hold up there’s a village over there hold up oh don’t go away hold up i think i just cheated i’m kind of liking this now stop pop you know what

Oh [ __ ] i forgot they got mad oh there’s one over here too no i’m not gonna die to a [ __ ] bee i might die to a [ __ ] bee oh my god no i ran out of hunger please please please leave me alone okay see if i can cheat anything else yo i’m

I’m making strategies of the shader give me all your money what the [ __ ] what’s wrong with you guys in cauldrons we don’t speak of that mr gomer are you okay with that he doesn’t give a [ __ ] honestly didn’t think it would be this intense like i went into this thinking it would

Be okay like i tested it out before this just a little bit just to see you know if i downloaded like a virus which you know technically i did technically i did but i just walked around in a forest a little but oh god that was my mistake and of course you

Don’t see is you’re shielded from this [ __ ] horror but the second you walk into the real world it’s just like i’m gonna humiliate myself i i have literally no idea how to make one of those [ __ ] uh speedrunner portals should i get into speedrunning maybe i don’t know seems kind of lame

Though okay so i learned this trick from the famous speedrunner keemstar if you go over here right and then you go boom and then you go boom right why does it look like this is gonna kill me we actually don’t like where this is going oh my god

Oh my god i’ve already been through 2020 the year’s about to end and i decided to put myself through it in minecraft you think you have a hard you don’t look what we found here hey hey oh my god don’t you look at me like that did you just blink

Where’d my call go i’m using stick bro you guys are going bald the second i get my shears that’s right just what the [ __ ] is wrong with these animals i’m blinking blink do it blink oh yeah gotta get that water did he just do it again do it again do it oh

Man this isn’t fair you don’t blink right oh my god not even my character blinks not even my character maybe under the helm he’s just blinking rapidly hey look i made a little speedrunner hopscotch course yeah go into ah yes the beautiful sideways nether don’t ask why i’m on fire don’t ask it’s

Fine oh my god so he just came back to life hey guys there’s a bit of a tight room oh first try okay oh yeah that doesn’t work anymore overworld it’s just i still hate it okay i need ender i only have one eye vendor this is not the same portal at all

Time to find some pigelus yes i might straight down another okay don’t don’t charge me i’ve never died this way ever there’s a bastion nearby i just got the achievement for finding a bastion wait is it up or down oh I see oh my pick pick gone pikachu i honestly hate bastions oh my god they’re even worse for the shader you know at least at least these guys don’t blink you know oh wait i’m not getting anything oh my god there’s a skeleton the [ __ ] no what broke oh bro no

[ __ ] i knew that would happen oh my god yeah i respawned and i’m getting chased by a spider or a skeleton riding a spider and i’m scared can someone please just take me home it’s like the shader’s gotten even worse like i swear it wasn’t this bad before

I’m just gonna spend the next few hours looking for my stuff and looking for that bastion but um i’m not gonna take anything from there because i don’t want to lose my stuff again bro i’m almost done beating this game with with this this the the the mountains are still rolling after

All this time everything is still rolling so i found my stuff in the bastion and i died again but like this time i was a little bit close to lava some of my stuff actually burnt in the lava here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to kill all the endermen in

This world and then we’re going to kill everything that blinks i’m going to cause the enderman genocide beer back oh my god stop trying to hide it’s too obvious you seem pretty mad would you like to uh calm down no okay well uh that sucks i died so many times

During that i have no idea why i just i kept toying with the enderman and they kept murdering me i mean i don’t understand why i never learned after the first like three times yeah and i there we go oh yeah doesn’t this kind of look like america right now

Okay i’ve been going for a while now i think i should throw the eye back actually where to go where’d it go oh yeah i know the dungeons definitely like right here oh okay okay i don’t think i need any of this oh my god finally holy [ __ ] yes

You have no idea how long i’ve been waiting to find this [ __ ] portal just to finish this nightmare oh god boom something to make a bow because like wait is that not how you make a bow was that not how you make a bow i get it now okay

Oh yeah i went to the fletcher guy in the village and i got some arrows too you think i’d come unprepared no never the end question mark i can’t tell which direction that is is that left or right or forwards why are they already mad at me i don’t actually don’t understand what

I’ve done okay let’s do this Oh my god okay here we go Okay That arrow did not just curve oh my god how am i supposed to do this oh my god this is absolutely terrifying how am i supposed to do how am i supposed to know where i’m shooting why why why oh my god why the man why are they mad let’s take away please

What i am too tired for this [ __ ] hey i will do this someday okay i swear i’ll finish this up i’ll actually beat it you have no idea how hard this is that was me trying to be the game at least with these uh abnormal shaders and with that i’m tired as [ __ ]

It’s so late right now and i i need to get some sleep you