Alastor & Angel Dust: Bed Buddies in Minecraft! How Will Charlie React?

Charlie I beg you tell me you found a way to fix my squished head I have good news for you I have a potion with me that will cure you but there’s one side effect does this mean my 2 in will shrink by an inch and a half this potion will most likely destroy your homosexuality and you’ll stop loving boys and turn straight oh no not that does this mean I won’t be able to fulfill my dream namely to suck Mr BEAST’s dick will I become a normal guy who doesn’t get hard from the smell of men’s sweat way I don’t care I have to cure you otherwise your neck will break in half from such a heavy head take a dose of the natural decoction it worked I’m normal and by the way good news my eyes don’t automatically drop to your chest and I still want to suck someone’s dick oh my God not this this is probably great right I’m really happy for you honestly cross my heart I get it but right now I’m very curious about what Alistair is up to hello my beloved puppy oh guys I can’t believe I finally got a personal doggy finally I have a real friend in this hellish world still don’t know what to call you but it’s so fun to play with you want the bone I have in my hands I see you do come on puppy bring me the bone you’re not interested at all of course you’re not angel dust to run after any extended object all right I’ll introduce you to my friends puppy hope they like you let’s go follow me judging by the voices they are somewhere in this direction yes I see them there they are chatting to together about some urgent vulgarities I really hope angel dust is allergic to dogs and won’t want to have sex with my puppy hey Charlie and angel dust hi what’s up alistor look who came with me oh what a cute puppy he has such beautiful eyes incredible he’s so cute and fluffy just adorable yes I’m just delighted with this beautiful dog and you don’t dare touch my dog with your filthy gay hands ah don’t worry I wash my hands before having sex with hot guys but not afterward by the way tell your dog not to poke his nose in my dick because it seems he fell in love with me he’s mad at you because he doesn’t like guys with low testosterone levels I just forgot to take out the ass flavored vibrator today damn God that sounds so disgusting why does my dog react to this by the way guys look what I recently found just look at this gadget rate my fine from 1 to 10 oh my gosh could it be that North Korean agents have infiltrated our world be careful with that come on have I ever let you down of course not just watch the explosion now oh my God what are you doing I hope you’re just joking and this is a prank oh my gosh you piece of a mop what have you done to my dog it died may you be today by a diseased bum how I hate you you killed my dog forgive me I didn’t know it was a bomb that explodes I wish your balls would explode I’ll personally take care of it and offer you a firecracker between your legs while you sleep and you picked up my dog’s ghost now it will haunt you I picked up not only the ghost but also a vibrator now impale you on a toilet plunger that I’ll bring from the station in the Indian Capital wait I don’t understand anything are you seriously wanting me to personally with my weak hands build a bedroom for you yes all because you killed my dog you did it with your little disgusting jerking hands so you must be punished namely to work hard and build a bedroom well I can only jerk off with my hands not build listen you fan of fat dicks and BMWs better serve your punishment because it’s relative ly easy compared to what you’ve done you know aaster can be more cruel than now so better obey and don’t act like you’re Mike Tyson oh well fine I agree to your punishments I’ll build your bedroom but on one condition I must be alone in the room because I’ll be building this bedroom in the nude so beat it get out of here might as well say you just want to jerk off again all right Charlie let’s leave and not disturb this excited wanker yeah let’s go I don’t want to see him jerking off with tweez ha guys I’ll make them a bedroom I really will build it for them but this bedroom will be no ordinary one I’ll build a secret passage through which I’ll spy on alaster and Charlie getting it on at night and when alaster is asleep I’ll try to sneak into his bed and quietly lick his clock this is just a great idea I’m getting excited just thinking about it all right let’s get started on construction even though I didn’t graduate from architecture school I played a lot in the sandbox and built sand castles as a kid so it won’t be hard for me to set up the bedroom in such a way that a lter will experience a real orgasm seeing it I guess I’ll place a small dresser right here so I can slip a tiny microphone in it to EES drop on his intimate life and maybe I’ll be able to figure out if he’s heterosexual or if his orientation suits my perverted Pleasures guys you’ve got to agree that with the addition of some cool items and decorations this bedroom is becoming sexier by the minute I reckon it’s it’s going to be positively oozing with endorphins soon and now it’s time for my genius plan I’ll also build a secret passage right into this bedroom oh my God it’s so bright in here my eyes are starting to tear up I’m melting like a 16-year-old school girl over young cook I think this spot is begging for a secret room or more precisely my base from which I’ll infiltrate alter’s bedroom to tell the truth I need to make a iable extension where I can construct my base and equip an observation point for alastor’s delights excellent I’m already building the walls and my base is starting to take shape although it’s still pretty dark inside I think I should place a fire inside that will emit light just like phosphorescent condoms well that’s just great now I’ve set up the fire and once I finish this wall I’ll be able to distinguish my fingers from my dick because the light from the fire will be burning inside my secret base just need to place the last few blocks and I’ll finish building my secret lair look at that I finished the rough construction of my secret room just look how brightly the fire has started to burn it burns as if it felt my attraction to it and all I did was throw in my trimmed pubic hairs that’s why it flared up brighter all that’s left is to figure out how I’ll disguise my secret passage into my secret room because if aaster comes here he’ll immediately see the passage next to the bed leading to some room where a fire is burning I immediately thought of covering my mysterious passage with a painting I just hope that alaster won’t feel the draft from my secret room while he’s sleeping just look at this I’m slipping in and out like the slickest dildo in the world with that the construction of the Magnificent bedroom is complete and I finish the renovation just in time because I hear a lter coming up the stairs I managed to do everything and even build a disguised room oh how tired I am of climbing these steep stairs my God alaster you’re already here well my rear wheeel drive friend did you do what I asked you to yes I did everything come inside and you’ll get a visual orgasm from seeing this bedroom this is really a cool room I like the design that came to your mind it’s exactly what I needed if you want we can sleep here together tonight off with your gay jokes what’s going on guys why are you fighting again don’t ask stupid questions I’m just really pissed off at angel dust he built an incredible bedroom cool I like it a lot too but what’s with these strange paintings I’ve never seen them before I wonder what material they’re made of yeah I’m also curious what kind of canvas these paintings are on hey you two idiots don’t touch the paintings better yet can you just tell me if you forgive me or not don’t worry we forgive you now get lost you disgusting fan of feces and BMWs listen up guys before I leave check out what I noticed in the window come here here and when you see it your pupils will dilate as if you’ve sniffed Chili Pepper wait what I’m curious what do you want to show us hold on I don’t see anything I don’t see anything either all right guys while these fools are distracted I’ll go hide in my secret room and start my observations like in a Japanese porno strange there’s nothing outside the window I can’t see anything seems like he imagined a huge dildo with a motor again maybe those were just clouds all right let’s head to the bed and please each other if you don’t mind wait are you serious right now you’re not joking what are you an idiot I’m not going to sleep with you right now I need foreplay and caresses well okay then get undressed right now don’t get me wrong but I really need to take a shower or are you a fan of the scent with herring extract not just say that you need to shave your bushes down there are you completely out of your mind to say such a thing to your girlfriend come on don’t be upset go take a shower and shave your hairy butt as much as you like just don’t stick the cut hair under your nose as a mustache like that German oh well well while Charlie is setting up her chamomile enema I must get used to the dark because the merging of our bodies should happen in total darkness so I’ll be staring at the corner until my eyes adjust to the lack of light it’s great that through the painting I can watch what’s happening in the room excellent he’s now looking at the corner and doesn’t even suspect that behind him I’m standing up with an anal plug in my hand I hope now I’ll lick his behind nicely and he’ll think it’s Charlie pleasing him and not me and he’ll moan like L roads what idiot didn’t pay for the water damn it what the hell is happening here oh my God where did you come from so fast where the hell did you come from you damn pervert get the hell out of here you rear wheeel drive jerk may you be by 10 pumped guys from sagol simultaneously leave me the alone oh my gosh wait is this a secret passage oh my God some secret room Charlie come quickly after me what a surprise have you completely lost your mind you set up a huge dwelling here a picnic a bonfire a bed you might as well have called prostitutes oh yes you’re our fan of thae lady boys I’m homeless thought it would be cool to build a room here and so you decided to sneak into my house like a Russian KGB agent relax I just wanted to live here a bit you’ll live at your dead mom’s grave eating her corpse along with the worms and I need to pay the rent oh what a huge window I’m sure it’s at least 20 stories high right well yes it’s very high here alaster hurry run after him he’s running away from from us hey stop you piece of camel I stopped him well condom you got nowhere to run all right all right I won’t run please forgive me I will never spy on you again it was a gross mistake that I only realize now I beg you leave me alone and forget about this incident hey did you see what they built outside the window a giant dildo what you’re not joking is that true yes it’s true come to the window and see for yourself the builders are just finishing it up no I don’t see anything I think you just imagined it no you’re wrong you just have really bad eyesight now off from here you stupid oh it seems this time he didn’t manage to put a soft rubber dildo under himself to cushion the fall how terrible to watch this spectacle probably soon vultures and flies will swarm over him listen alaster I’m really not in the mood after what happened and I got kind of scared after what I just saw so sorry but you’ll have to satisfy yourself go jerk off and I better go sleep and eat some Wasabi I hate that angel dust he always ruins my mood every day how happy I am now that he’s lying down there and maggots are starting to breed in him I’ll definitely twist his dick off with pliers and douse it with alcohol