Alastor Kissed Angel Dust! Possible Couple?

I just woled down food without chewing so it’s time to bounce my buddies must have missed me big time oh husk hey glad to see you what about you man I was actually enjoying my time when you weren’t around come on buddy calm down where are our other Pals alaster and Charlie I overheard some sounds sounded like moans I bet they’re up to something important in bed man I envy Charlie right now got anything to drink bro let me check seems like I’ve got something stashed here any booze will do drown the sorrow of betrayal lucky you got some cheap ass vodka left but this doesn’t taste like vodka husk more like some potion yeah I couldn’t care less what I drink honestly same for you right if you don’t like it scram jerk oh guys husk gave me some potion I’ll drink it gather courage and think about having the guts to go to alaster and Charlie’s room to see alistair’s boner anyway husk I’ll go stroll around the hotel tell if I need a refill of this courage drink I’ll come knocking on your door again good luck dude don’t wet yourself all right my uneducated friends I’m already in aaster in Charlie’s bedroom and right now I’m going to spy on these idiots in action looks like they’re still going at it going to discreetly set up a camera to capture some juicy footage just for you guys yeah Charlie what’s with these sounds did you hear damn it hey you queer what are you doing here damn it oh guys calm down I just came to see what you’re up to that’s all nothing serious uh as if you can’t see what we’re doing here if you try anything I’ll throw you out the window from the 30th floor won’t be lucky like last time oh come on guys relax I’ve got a surprise for you and it’s not even a dildo well I’ll be damned if it’s not the same old dildo you always give fair enough here’s your gift hey you jerk wait what did you do why’d you throw some liquid on US oh my God Charlie I’m feeling dizzy Charlie can you hear me oh my gosh I’m feeling dizzy too and my eyes are spinning what’s happening it’s all good they passed out like Champs now I can take these idiots to the basement and screw them while they’re unconscious ah childhood memories holy cheese what the hell is this Charlie do you see it too yeah I see it too oh my God it seems like we’re in some void there’s absolutely nothing here I don’t understand what we’re freaking out about we’re freaking out about nothing and we’re floating around I guess I hope this hallucination ends soon or I’ll have diarrhea well I hope you do have diarrhea damn it alaster my head is killing me I could barely open my eyes through the pain oh my god do you see this where are we I don’t know Charlie you guys were in some void and now what happened I have no idea I think we’ll figure it out and get out of here soon and what do we do now my love I don’t know we need to brainstorm we’ll figure out how to get out of here seems like it’s all angel dust’s doing I remember he threw some potion at us hey hey hey are you guys banging of course not Nifty help us get out of here what’s so hard about it just walk through that damn grid you clearly skipped school couldn’t tell yourself from us we’re different heights and sizes ah chase me if you can looks like she just wanted to troll us seems like it when we get out of here I’ll tear her ears off just you wait so what’s the plan now and how do we get out of here I’ll think of something this grid here is as stretched as your virgin at 12 we can get out here Charlie great I broke it now we can pass through follow me we’re free now as soon as I see Angel Dust I’ll do everything to kick that bastard out of the hotel for good don’t be so harsh he was just jerking off while you were out I’ll deal with him properly then that’s exactly how it went down I just went to them and threw that potion at them can you imagine did you even think about the consequences what if you get castrated for this oh come on who’s going to castrate me they don’t even know it was me oh no hey you jerk come here I’ll castrate you right now you dimwit why are you attacking me what did I do goodbye I don’t want to deal with this crap myself what happened Alistair why are you attacking me what did I do wrong you don’t even understand the mess you’ve caused us why were we in some void first and then trapped here this is all you’re doing I know it well it’s the potion husk gave me I can’t do anything about it so that’s why he’s gone now huh seems like it you’re right well you’ll still answer for what you did I’m sorry I just thought it would have some cool effect you should have asked me to sit on it instead of throwing that potion at me oh guys forgive me please I’m sorry can’t even lick Charlie’s vagina let’s go check on our new tenants let’s go see how they’re feeling right but we can’t go empty-handed to our guests I suggested making something for them listen that’s a great idea I’ve got something very appetizing for our guests I made something for them so what do you have there alaster here in this chest I made pizza for them check it out they’ll love it for sure we should make something else for them maybe a cake that would be nice a cake would be great especially with sweat and I also have a real TV I think I’ll go to our guest and give it as a housewarming gift it’ll be awesome let’s watch some movies on it well then let’s go watch porn right now skip your stupid jokes angel dust if you make one more joke about our guests I’ll shove this pizza up your ass well then you’re motivating me to joke even more buddy so let’s go faster baster don’t listen to him he won’t joke like that well actually I have potential all right what are you all standing around for let’s go and why do we need to go into this room I’m confused and anyway guys I don’t understand why it’s not labeled yeah someone’s living there I just haven’t had time to label it yet but I’ll do it soon when I have time all right as you say I hope there are hairy guys inside smearing themselves with oil oh my gosh hey guys it seems we came at a really bad time something fishy is going on here M it smells so good in here like sweat and testosterone angel dust are these your antics did you do this I swear it’s not me it’s just a coincidence I swear I didn’t do anything like that honestly all right I’ll believe you let these guys take their pizza and let’s get out of here grab everything guys we’re leaving this is just a freaky sight I don’t want to see this anymore and I don’t see anything wrong with it at least someone has less hair down there than you oh I almost vomited oh I just can’t forget it that image of those two visitors engaging in those indecent axes burned into my mind come on alaster calm down see Angel Dust isn’t even sweating it take a queue from him if he can I bet he’d happily join the if we weren’t here all right guys I’m going to go do my thing and you can chat here Charlie I had a great chat with that sexy guy come with me sweetie damn it why am I stuck alone with you again oh stop it I’m not planning to hit on you today I didn’t take Viagra that’s very strange and not like you at all honestly I think you’re lying shh so what are we going to do now I don’t know I’m so tired I just want to drink and forget everything let’s see what husk has at the bar I hope there’s some a wine here oh alaster snap out of it alert there’s an angel no no no no no no hold on stop you idiot oh no alaster oh as if we didn’t have enough problems it seems the angels are attacking us again damn it alaster just look at the mess you’ve made here there’s a huge crater damn we’ll have to fix everything again oh well I’ll show these angels what we’re capable of today’s been a disappointment I don’t understand what’s happening today oh well I’ll go drink some beer or wine from husk stash alaster please calm down don’t panic leave me alone I’m done I don’t want to live anymore dude you’re already dead you’re a demon I had a drink and I feel a bit better listen alaster since you’re drunk would you like to spend a hot night with me or as long as your stamina lasts about 20 seconds no way even when drunk I won’t ever sleep with you you stupid all right what should we do about this angel dust any ideas I don’t know it’s just some trash we don’t even have enough building materials to fix it but we’ll come up with some something oh you dumb asses what was that explosion how could you blow everything up here idiots how could you bomb everything just up my favorite bar chill out it wasn’t us an angel just flew in here and blew everything up I swear yeah I believe you you guys were probably testing if farts ignite from a lighter or maybe it’s because of you angel dust since your thing happened in Iraq there was probably explosives inside today unfortunately I didn’t use my dildo that’s why this explosion happened not because of it yeah surprisingly angel dust was different today husk please help me patch up this hole and let’s forget about this incident damn it as always you’re giving me some useless job that I don’t need all right let’s get this done quickly I want to relax and jerk off finally I’ll start building I’ll join you in a few seconds but for now I need to think about my grandma well I’ll treat you guys to a pole dance in the meantime don’t even think about it if you do it I’ll shoot you with my gun yeah I’ll do the same it’ll be a real combo of lead bullets everyone calm down I won’t do it I take back everything I said I was just joking wow you guys are quick at fixing everything husk are you as fast in bed as you are at construction shut up you AIDS infected you’re really annoying idiot everyone please calm down I beg you I’ll go give myself a blowj job oh