And Dragon Makes Three | What if Steve Talked in Minecraft? (Parody) – Season 1 Episode 3

You looked at her while she blew up didn’t you she was exploding in a giant ball of light of course i looked you said you didn’t well i lied i told you not to look while she was exploding a little late for that warning don’t you think

You should do what i say exactly when i say it or you could have shared this information earlier instead of singing sea shanties for hours on end p.s your singing voice sucks how dare you and now i have yet another voice in my head between you two and my own thoughts i’m

Gonna go insane i don’t know not many thoughts in here good one great so this is my life now huh you two teaming up on me i actually kind of hate you both equally she is kind of an equal opportunity hater that’s not very reassuring so what’s the plan where are we going

Back to my base so i can prepare to kill yet another monster and figure out how to get you out of my head well that’s easy really how all you have to do is hatch that egg you stole from my lair my consciousness will just transfer over to my child

Oh that is evil i love it wait child it’s uh not mine don’t worry it’s not yours no not from lack of try don’t make me picture that all right we’re here that’s your base more like his cube not an architect now that sounds like a person who’s been

Talking with you for a while ah it’s good to be home oh so hideous where’s all the fire i know right i hate you both all right i’m gonna leave your egg here for now how long until it hatches soon how soon is soon any century now

You all really need to work on your concept of time or you humans just need to start living longer oh i disagree i’m aware oh stop being petulant just because i charred a few of your friends and family you got your revenge didn’t you and yet i still feel like i lost

So tell me about this next thing i need to kill what relation is it again another x distant cousin he and his brothers live under water so ah them yes oh yes please kill them brothers as in multiple yes you’re going to need to kill all three of them

You didn’t say anything about killing three guys told you he lies i simply omitted some information also called lying oh silence there’s no harm in alive omission except when it could have prevented your ex’s voice from being in my head either way you’re probably going to need

To find some better armor and some way to breathe underwater humans can’t breathe under water they need oxygen to breathe isn’t that just adorable oh so weak and frail still kicked your ass it was a fluke wanna try again and find out oh wait you can’t cause you’re dead shut up

Didn’t i tell you not to do this anymore i need to try and find better material so i can make better armor so i can kill your relatives it takes time well i’m bored me too can’t you find something small and furry to kill instead of being useless you could tell

Me how i can possibly breathe underwater there are potions for that okay let’s take a step back not an alchemist how do i make a potion never needed to know you need to make a brewing station which needs a blaze rod from the nether oh damn it i turned them all to dust

Well that was dumb i’m aware are all humans this dumb i don’t believe so just of this one guess we’re going back to the nether home sweet home armor is repaired weapons are sharpened spirit is broken you’re welcome let’s head back to hell ah now this is what i remember

Wonderful isn’t it i didn’t say that i just hope you’ve cleaned since i was last here how would i you destroyed my body you have minions they’re skeletons if anything they just leave bones lying around especially after i destroy them don’t kill my minions yet yet we’ll get there oh i’m looking

Forward to that why do i feel like you just keep adding more more steps to getting you out of my head what’s next do i make your bed and dust your castle too it wouldn’t hurt no come on no come on how many of these stupid things do i have to kill

Probably one or two what i’ve killed like ten you couldn’t have said something sooner oh you’re also going to need to find some mushrooms that i have growing around here once again something that could have been mentioned earlier you assume i pay attention when you talk

Is this what dating him was like indy indy andy eddie what i’m sorry were you talking to me i asked you a question it’s not my fault i don’t listen when you talk this is what dating her was like maybe you two should try being interesting for a change where’s these

Damn mushrooms so we can get this over with somewhere around here oh good time to go exploring a giant hell castle i think i found them are these it that’s them i strongly suggest you don’t eat those why not well when i did i tripped balls for days

I’m assuming if a human ate one they would just pop like a blood balloon might be funny don’t tempt me really if the human dies we have to find a new host never mind she got on faster than you did withy i can see who the brains in

This relationship was and the beauty and the brawn so what exactly did you bring to the relationship withy yeah that’s about right ah stop that they attacked me first killing those hurts you yes now stop it no keep killing them human you know you’re stuck in my head you

Could at least call me by my name no you’re basically livestock i refuse to name you i’m not getting attached huh like you could never get attached to something other than yourself i do get attached to others sure you do in fact i get very attached to them right before i eat them

There it is yeah you can just call me human that’s fine huh i’m doomed god what is he here hi hide hide where uh what the hell are y’all doing what did you say did you say dude god uh i said i’m doomed god you didn’t say doom god what no

Jeez man we’re demons don’t scare us like that time to go already yes and hopefully i will never come back no huh that’s almost exactly what i said the last time i was here huh there now i have a brewing station what’s next hmm i believe you need some kind of

Underwater dwelling animal a puffer fish okay now that i can get behind behind what fishing now this is more like it just fishing in peace and quiet so who did you decide to have a baby with oh son of a how is that any of your business well we

Did have a four century long relationship i just want to know who exactly was better than me just about anyone hell the human is probably a better mate than you please leave me out of this how dare you anyway it doesn’t matter they’re not around anymore oh they are tom don’t get

Any ideas what a few centuries hasn’t made you miss me even a little no can i just fish in peace don’t get me wrong the gifts were nice but the smell really you’re going there again you smelled like death and not in a good way and yours is better

Have you smelled your breath some of those villages you destroyed wasn’t from your fire let’s just hope your new body doesn’t reek and maybe yours will be able to open its mouth that would help with the nagging too like you ever listened sure i did that

How many of these am i gonna need i don’t know you’re such a wealth of knowledge got that right what’s next after making these potions yes well you said i’m gonna need some new armor so uh if you thought fishing was boring oh no oh no oh yes i don’t understand

Why you can’t just use one of the caves that already exists this is more controlled no monsters and i won’t get lost exactly where’s the fun in it i am not trying to have fun i am trying to survive also i think we have different definitions of the word fun

What is it you’re trying to find down here diamonds so i can make some armor out of them how long is this gonna take i don’t know trust me it’s gonna be a while i’m taking a nap ditto i found some more that should do it oh you’re done yeah uh

How long has it been since you’ve slept i don’t know you two fell asleep and i’ve been storing in my head constantly so i couldn’t sleep how long have we been asleep i don’t know a couple days maybe i’ve lost track of time oh no i think he’s losing it

No no no no no no no no no no no no no i’m fine he’s not fine sure i am here check out what i built while you two were snoring constantly in my head now i just got to build a staircase out of here where did uh oh

I put it upside down whoopsie doodle i think we broke the human i’m more worried about something else about what steve you need to sleep bad things happen if you don’t sleep i’m fine you’re not my real mom and dad you can’t tell me what to do

Oh yeah diamond armor baby we’re one step closer to killing those relatives of yours i’ve just got to enchant it all first enchanting you built an enchanting table yeah i think we were asleep a bit longer than a few days i’m looking blue oh it’s the armor all

Right i think we’re ready to go just gotta go down into the mine and get a few things i think you should sleep first that’s crazy talk stop being crazy with you know you shut up definitely broken uh guys either i am extremely sleep deprived i’m

Going crazy or there are demons in the sky all of the above oh no are they friendly most assuredly not yeah whatever i’ll deal with them when i’m done what did you need down here nothing i just wanted to ride my cart bro ken steve you need

To sleep that’s the only way to get rid of the phantoms yeah i could just kill them bring it on yeah okay there might be too many maybe i should sleep oh thank doom god all right there’s no phantoms in the sky it’s time to go yes which way do i go directly

North all right let’s go horsey you haven’t named your horse no i don’t want to get attached you and i are basically the same then huh see you are evil you’re just the only one who doesn’t realize it i’m not evil i’m just bad with names wait what the what this llama usually

Has an old man with him where is he did you kill him no are you sure maybe you did and just don’t realize it shut up whoa would you look at this why didn’t i live here oh look at all the colors oh it’s horrible

I hate you both damn it once again it’s getting too late for me to keep looking i gotta set up camp for the night what why because there’s monsters out at night i might get harder scared oh no poor little humans gotta hide away from the scary monsters oh no

Just go to sleep wake up now where do i go just start sailing i’ll get you there that doesn’t bode well can you just give me directions huh that sounds about right he never paid attention to where he was going pegasus blood pegasus blood i’ll get you there

Fine just head out to sea and turn 20 degrees port side uh can you dumb that down left oh okay oh hey there was a town over there oh looks flammable no if i get you your body back you have to promise no more destroying towns and villages i can’t promise that

Indeed what if i promise to only destroy villages you don’t like is that better sure we’ll discuss it later fine just keep heading this way we’ll get there sooner or later all right want me to sing some sea shanties no oh sailing across the ocean’s red because

My enemies are all dead and i filled it with their bodies and now i’m gonna eat their families i love this one what is that that’s them you all ready for this i’m not sure you are what do you mean don’t think i can take them

Oh oh that’s not what i meant when you get in there they have an ancient spell that’s going to make you hit and dig a bit slower so don’t bother breaking their house apart you’re just gonna have to go in the front door fine all right i’m going under

Oh i can breathe and talk at it geez what the was that that would be jeb or jeb or possibly jebediah i can’t tell the difference no one can i am so lost this place is a maze damn it i’m at the entrance again that’s how they lure in and capture

Their prey slash mates slash friends slash i said pray whatever jeb where are you looking at ever uh hi your cousin or something sent me to kill you so with it you there yes which one are you it’s jeb you silly guppy not helpful i hadn’t seen you in a right minute how

You been city boy fine you still seen that pretty lizard dragon and no indie well ain’t this just a regular family hoedown we are not family we could be ew i don’t plan on it being a reunion for long what you want is dead for you need our power or something yes

I destroyed his body shut up well ain’t you a firecracker that’s love for you but uh too bad because we ain’t giving it up well you don’t have a choice we’ll see do you want something to eat while you’re here no thank you with it sad to say i’m

Gonna have to shoot your friend here ah no no no a human well i’ll be i don’t see many of your tap down here unless you’re already dead well i have no plans to die okay do you want some tea or something no thank you okay he’s been fun

Oh he shot me i don’t need that get out of my house no you you two down hey fish thing howdy three down that should be it yes yes shut up what shut up what are we doing i am waiting to see if there are any new voices in my head

Okay i think we’re good now get out of my head huh you thought that was it it better be well wrong i told you you’re gonna have to build my body first i what now i have the power to leave now but nowhere to go

We’re going to need to go back to the nether to get some parts so you can build me a body we will discuss this when we’re home witty oh someone’s in trouble we’re out of here whoa hey is that their guy who killed jeff where’s jim all of them shoot him time

To go ah there’s more of them run crash ship we’re taking a detour okay i wonder if there’s any treasure in there i don’t know there’s always some kind of junk down here we’re going to fix it at some point weird accent there withy ooh a chest

Hey a treasure map hey don’t touch that there’s my jump too bad i’m taking it oh dang ol darn dry dwellers let’s go find some treasure if you do i get to cut fine steve shut up just don’t bring it up and maybe he won’t notice this is not good

It’s got to be around here somewhere so this is what it’s like to be up here in the dry sky you get used to it which one of you all are we speaking to all the jabs i just do most of talking jeff and jeff and i are more the strong smelling sanitizer

How incredibly accurate come on where is this stupid treasure seriously i think the human is broken ain’t all humans working this one is a bit extra borked that may or may not be our fault i may have dug up half the island but i found you

What do we have here i get half fine you can have half the cake that was buried here decades ago wait good eating tonight oh i’m gonna throw up i thought you ate souls he i ain’t no witty good one withy all right now that we got

That we can head out of here what the old guy what the are you doing out here oh hello again young man are you stalking me no no my ship crashed and i have been stranded here for days would you be able to give me a lift you old man

The last time i followed your advice i ended up with the wither and the ender dragon in my head the ender dragon and the wither that’s certainly a pickle yeah and they never shut up and i blame you i am sorry for that but you need to remove them as quickly as possible

The longer they’re inside you the more evil you’ll become no no no no no no i’m not listening to you have fun staying here by yourself hope you should survive wait no please he’s going to betray you not listening wow how delightfully evil of you oh boy it’s starting already good

Good we’ll be good shut up okay ah finally home again wow nice place you got there nice place oh yeah you built that yourself mighty impressive what oh no are you one of them architecturist or something what crap he’s figured it out oh son of a what what’d i say so