Anything My Friend EATS in Minecraft, He Eats in REAL LIFE!

Dude I am not paying you for food in Minecraft I get to steal from Villages what but they don’t have a whole bucket of fries it only costs one stick one stick really okay fine whatever you have your fun here’s your stick I’ll take the fries oh wow yummy delicious what a

Surprise I can’t taste the thing hey Ethan no guess what I got what the [ __ ] what the fries where’d you get this this bike crab shaft can make any food in Minecraft anything you eat you eat in a real life from dog food to a ten thousand dollar gold cane the catch this

Is Ethan’s credit card so the more fact he is in Minecraft the more empty his wallet will be Tada bow down to your king finally my castle is complete hey yo check me out I’m dripped out with every kind of restaurant that serves every kind of food you could imagine and

You know what we’re starting out with a classic McDonald’s there ain’t no way Ethan turns out a good old Happy Meal well bam half bow down to me mortal what’s up McDonald’s is now in your area what the my castle I’m coming through Chef ey stream let me in baby

This was you yeah it’s McDonald’s and it’s in my area join your little punk I’m gonna give you a talking too hey oh look how fast it goes you bring me a potato since he destroyed my bill why are you so upsetting you know what I’ll

Fix it once you order something you look like you need a Happy Meal bro I’m gonna order me slap in the face but he washed jeans if you don’t fix my castle whoa whoa whoa all right how about a thousand chicken nuggets instead all right and

I’ll sell to you for the very low price of only one Diamond first you bring my castle and now you try to scare me fine whatever if it makes you go away take this let me just get the fries going all right I’ll bring them out from around me

They just unfreeze them from like a freezer no we’re all right a very technical and difficult process this is Minecraft you’re just going to give me chicken chicken nuggets in Minecraft a better one you don’t eat too much or you’re gonna get fat all right do whatever I pay good

Diamonds for this I will eat my nuggies my Castle’s broken yum yo what the golden apples are nothing on this I’m getting so many hearts with no pee yes very op s absolutely nothing is going wrong I can feel it’s running through my veins so are you just gonna keep eating those

You’re just gonna eat the full thousand nuggets yeah why not I literally paid diamonds this and you just drove my castle dude I want to uh have a look at yourself in the mirror why am I what what you do to me I’m suing you for that you just broke the restaurant with your nuggies what do you mean you destroyed my castle you deserve this episode wait no I’m gonna die no no I will add you on the McDonald’s website one of the largest serving of nuggets they got 20

Pieces now not big enough 40 pieces that was what we’re looking for it’s still not even close to a thousand how many of these am I gonna need okay 40 a thousand divided by 40 quick maths 25 holy how much is that gonna cost 25

721 oh my gosh we’re gonna need a whole lot of sauce here this is gonna take me a while why am I still fat bro I could barely fit out my door I look like a Roblox man and I hate Roblox don’t fix my castle now oh what did you just do to

That dog uh nothing look this here this dog poop very fine dish all right if you eat it it’ll make you skinny again all right it’s dog poop I guess it just Minecraft I don’t wear that in real life I’ll eat it whatever how did that work

You just said poop that’s on video Jordan what do you mean I just I just pooped out diamonds and emeralds and gold my booty Rich I’ll take it that’s awesome and what I just pooped out a purple one shot it shoots poop what shut him up that is so annoying shut

Your kid up bro no this baby I’ll get out of here get out of here get food on no babies were harmed in the making of this video nah I can’t believe there is a whole website dedicated to buying poop bro what do we got cow dog elephant

Gorilla boom had a combo pack oh my gosh I can’t believe Ethan’s actually gonna have to eat this in real life later and especially we’re getting the mega pack on combo I don’t even know what’s in this but we’re getting it yo what’s gone Ramsay what else you’re cooking here

Give me more power you want food you know what to you go ready uh chicken foot and raw Cod oh well thank you my friend here I will pay you handsomely with my pooped out diamonds and emeralds and thank you thank you okay what is

This what do we got here we got a chicken foot and roll I don’t want to eat a chicken foot Jordan well it’s just Minecraft that happen I I mean I guess I just Joanna did nothing oh those are just my ingredients so to make some more super power meals all right

For nothing big bird guide for this bro oh hello chicken feed where are you bro Ethan’s gonna be furious when he has to eat this there we go we got it bro only 12.80 you know what let’s take it up a notch all right tip of one thousand

Dollars after all this is being paid by Ethan yay what Ramsay you’re done yet I’m hungry for power yep yep you want more power bro yes I do I’ll teach you how to make your own food add fire lights Bakery looking really what the what is this

Zero out of five star this place is ten out of five stars I’ll show you I’m the best bakery in town look at this look at this fire cake it’s my specialty it’s beautiful it’s kind of looking a little bit fungify toxic gross uh moldy I’ll

Prove too it’s fine I only left raw eggs in for a few days it’s fine I’ll just eat it and oh my stomach right that is great let’s see why you got rated zero stars get out of here oh it stinks it stinks man my stomach’s kind of sore but

I’m sure it’s got some op power to it my stomach’s cutting oh my stomach I’m farting in the air let’s go I can fly wait no [ __ ] fight again fight again please fight again now I could just get any old cake but that would be boring so I’m getting a

Custom edible icy image to stick on top of the cake here and the file I’m gonna be using bikini Ethan this is the finest restaurant in the world all right not another restaurant no my my castle don’t worry don’t worry this place will treat you right I promise I promise what do

You mean treat me right I just want my house back man just leave me alone please hello Mr welcome to Nobu and I do have a booking today oh oh no are you French isn’t this a Japanese restaurant it is French today I I am a french-speaking Japanese man okay of

Course uh no I don’t have a reservation I just want my castle back I got a reservation for my fish to your face is miss you we do not tolerate violence at this venue it seems like we uh have a little bit of room left it’s not too

Busy tonight so we might be able to get you a seat would you like all right here how about you a nice view of the the window no no no no no okay look in the world the torta di arachia okay the what how about you torted these nuts

Bro I don’t want your food wow this is three would that hurt my taste bro I mean it is for free I’m feeling kind of mad I want my castle back but you know what whatever fine on the house we ate this thing up and banged what the see I

Told you Mr Fantastical I’m like a musk wherever I walk there’s riches this is must be what it’s like to own Google or Apple or both all right calm down there man I was the one who gave you these powers in the first plate all right Chef

Jordan deserves the credit I can do anything I can beat you up yes you made me go bro I can’t move I can literally touch anything and it turns to Gold I’m a billionaire I guess I’m the real winner today and you are the loser bruh

Ain’t no way this tiny looking ass cake cost ten thousand dollars it’s gonna kill me he’s gonna kill me he’s gonna kill me just wait then follow me and welcome to the kitchen aha there’s nuggies everyone’s lucky Paradise bro there’s no way there’s nuggies in there

Yeah they sent us a lot of sauce holy look at all this bro there’s no way let’s go we got sauce can you remember your cake poison yeah the delicious cake well this Cake’s a little bit nicer check it out look at you broken look at me go damn I

Want a bikini like that now yeah yeah all right well that’s not the only cake you bought if you remember the ten thousand dollar this is actually how much it costs in real life edible gold cake the torture it’s tiny it’s actually tiny the torta diachia I can’t remember

How to say it look at it’s beautiful the Deez Nuts cake yeah all right that’s ten thousand dollars yeah it is bro what the oh my dude everyone it’s building on my mind yes see it’s not actually your uh my money it’s it’s your money yeah I took

Your credit card and plugged the details in and it’s not uh my money you pay everything right here you paid what do you mean I pay for all this that’s a legal that’s literally a phone yeah everything here was twenty thousand dollars worth of food what

I don’t pay for that yeah you did you paid for all of it what what do I do with all this then if you eat everything here I will pay you back all of it all of it all of it I will pay you back right not going live gonna be a

Cinch twenty thousand yeah I don’t know if you remember you also bought some uh chicken feet oh I had to get juice everywhere Ah that’s gross raw fish I had to eat a roar I can’t cook it no you gotta eat that raw you ate it raw in Minecraft and look at this

Actual dog poop here you go have fun with that have have fun with that so another thing I’m going to pay for this I think you’re going to be the one paying for this because I’m not holding the dog poop and uh well unless you pay for this you’re getting a Facebook dog

Food [Applause]