Anything My Friend Sells in Minecraft, He Sells in REAL LIFE!

This is my friend Ethan’s stupidly expensive Minecraft shop come right up and get yourself one good old diamond for a stack of never right bro one diamond for a whole 64 netherride okay you know what fine you scammer take it a pleasure of doing business with you

Mitchy Fair deals all the way anything Ethan sells in Minecraft I sell in real life can I sell everything he owns a for one million dollars get yourself your daily Supply step right up and buy 100 get nothing free bro what how is that a deal how are you still in business head

Start with the fake accent you actually sound constantly you know what you’re right but I have a deal of a lifetime for you this melon costs 64 diamonds but the best friend discount I’ll give it to you for 63. what I’m your best friend and you only

Cut the price by one Diamond wow such an amazing deal that you know what I consider anything I just need some time to think all right I’ve logged into Ethan’s security camera system and my goal is to buy everything in that room in Minecraft so that I can sell

Everything Ethan owns but I don’t think he’s gonna have a melon so there’s no point buying he has a mallet what is he just gonna get hungry and randomly snack on a cold pop of a mouth it’s so red it doesn’t matter you know he said I had a really good

Hard think about it and you’re right it’s such a great deal thank you for being such an amazing friend dude you will not regret this you have just copped yourself the greatest deal of a lifetime you will not find better prices across the entire planet okay okay I’ve

Set the price at 100 which you may be thinking no one is ever gonna buy that considering well the other watermelon’s like 5.94 but guys this is a square watermelon totally didn’t grab that off Google Images I bet you someone will buy this all right guys it’s been about a

Week since I recorded this video and you may notice Ethan’s room is looking good empty because I may or may not have convinced him into selling his entire house here at a minute for the reveal but before that let’s say how we got here hey my really really good mate my really

Great buddy old pal how you doing just want to buy some more stuff why do you keep coming back why do you want so many things from me do you not realize I’m scammy I mean I mean do you not realize this shop is way above your pay grade

I’m selling bougie stuff this stuff is Gucci out here I can afford everything because I’ve totally been uh grinding on the server legitimately this entire time unfortunately good sir I limit my exotic products to only a few products per day I will offer you this jukebox for your hearts what nonsense is this

What the how did you do that oh you said a few Hearts not all of them uh sometimes money can’t buy everything uh which is exactly why I need to obtain through other sources so uh here’s your jukebox you earned it for uh those hearts thank you very much you’re

Actually a con artist I’m out of here I’m out okay well clearly Ethan doesn’t own a jukebox he isn’t here from the 1960s guys but what’s the closest thing to a jukebox that we can sell wait jukeboxes play music speakers play music for seller speakers I’m being a little bit

More realistic now I’m selling this one at 69 because I actually want to sell Ethan’s stuff look I haven’t got a high quality picture and we’re our friend free postage hey Ethan I’m back why why are you here I’m clearly okay whatever because I want the chest bro can you can

I have the chest please it’s a regular Minecraft chest just go craft one in a crafting table give me the chest I can afford it I challenge you to a fist fight if I win you have to disable your hair up if you win you can love your

Stupid chest how is that fit I literally have one heart bro yeah 1v1 me let’s do it okay you know what fine I’ll still win even with one heart all right I’m that good you just won’t I have a golden apple and two rows of Hearts yeah all right ready

How did you just one shock me so uh you know what I’ll be taking that chest thank you very much thank you my friend you know what chest drawers they both store stuff and I actually know Ethan has these drawers that for some reason I

Had this photo on my phone so I guess we’re selling that and look at this one person has already actually checked out this page it’s only 420 we need more expensive things I’m barely gonna make a thousand dollars let alone a million unless I find some more expensive items

But it’s so hard to tell from the security camera everyone can like sneak into his room how did he beat me in one punch he’s using strength or something he had to be using strength right there’s no way John what are you oh you come in oh thank you yeah okay

Sorry I’ve just cheered to um oh remember you said your um PC was running a bit slow will it run slow if you hit it like that I’m trying to see if I can fix it don’t hit my PC seems bad to me looking things good anyway I’m sorry I

Forgot I have to um water my cat oh I think it’s a picture you don’t have a cat you forgot your phone no okay what’s the what’s the time actually wait notification what uh eBay notifications so listed that’s my stuff he’s selling my stuff no way dude I’m

Getting revenge why do you keep coming back or is there something else you’re looking for huh what kind of sauce Jordan no no no nothing else just trying to buy some Essentials you know like the command block that’s all I’ll be on my way what did you say Essentials command

Block oh well as you can see it’s not for sale but I could do a nice deal of uh maybe give me your last card right what am I gonna do with command block if I’m dead surely you can sell me somehow right uh no I can’t but I’ll give you

This uh dirt block for the rest of your diamond armor because I’m kind of needing some armor I’m feeling a bit naked I wanted a command okay you know what oh sorry Ethan I’m just getting a phone call so I’ll be right back I’ll be right back I’ll just swap the textures

In Photoshop and Ethan will never know I thought about it Ethan and here you are my diamond armor Chuck me that dirt whatever dude why why do you even want dirt it’s kind of like there’s a bigger scam going on Jordan ah no no no why

Would I scam you you’re such a lovely shopkeeper I just wanted to throw this into the water you know for fun okay whatever now we’re making some dollar dollar first this for five thousand dollars and next his car my sheep you’ve been very naughty little fella I’ll show you what happens when

Your naughty little fella like you you little fire sheep you little chicken boy oh how’d this sheep get here um but seriously John why are you back here what do you want uh whatever you want I do not have I’m out of stuff forever I haven’t even told you what I wanted yet

How is the shop out of stock I saw plenty of stuff before I just want a Minecon bro I saw you selling it don’t listen to him there’s nothing there just pretend he’s not there he will go away oh my God fine oh my God take it for free I don’t even

Want the emerald just take it and leave me alone all right don’t worry you’ll never see me again unless I want to buy something else is this a sports car no but I mean it says so on eBay so I guess I could sell it for a hundred thousand dollars right

Uh guys do you see Ethan where is he at bro wait this line wasn’t here before if this is Jordan keep the shop I’m selling it to you all of it leave me alone Ethan would make a terrible business owner because he just technically told me his property which means I can sell

His hat okay luckily I’m not in a call with him what is he doing well you know what buy some now soon my ass has to be the biggest sale on eBay ever I mean who sells a house on eBay I don’t know but I am now literally set

From you have to pick it up there’s there’s no shipping bro 1.2 million dollars if someone buys I’m actually gonna be blown bro yo guys I hear his footsteps he’s coming he’s coming hi Ethan Jordan where is all my stuff gone you’re not gonna believe it I sold

Everything you saw made by crap in your room this is your new room oh bro [Applause] oh no I’m destroyed my life’s been ruined I’m gonna cry I’ll Panic bro why are you being so sarcastic you do not see that your stuff is gone it’s there’s

Just some sound phone panels left well I see that but you remember you lost your phone for like a week and because you also have a digital credit card I use your credit card to buy everything back except the white melon some idiot actually bought the 100

Wait you bought everything back on my credit card yes and then got it sent it back here