Aphmau ADOPTED by a REALISTIC FAMILY in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Ein, Aaron KC GIRL)

Get down from here that’s not a chipmunk Pierce that’s a person that is small so it must be a chipmunk yeah it looks too weak to be a person not like us yeah who’s the strongest who’s gonna lift the tree oh it’s gonna beat me obviously I

Got this thing out of control don’t you worry about let’s go punch some trees and show just how strong we are and whoever’s the strongest treat puncher gets the privilege of lifting it off this small squirrel yeah all right guys it’s time to buff up that’s right get that protein yes I got them sick gains yeah all right I’m gonna go take down this tree over here you do that you do that I’m ready [Applause] what else could you even think we don’t even know brain muscles okay I know I just realized that they actually think about it all these trees around here are probably extremely dangerous so I think we just need to get rid of them all that’s a great idea yeah great idea yeah I agree all right yeah we’ll punch this tree Ready all right

Okay you’ve done too much to harm to these people here tree it’s time to just say sayonara hey good job no you’re not protein I don’t think at least yeah you’re not very buff either oh yeah yeah it makes sense I think she wants to pee a part of her muscle but

Through we could help you get by oh this will be our biggest project yet I think it’s gonna take some work but I think we can do it let’s do it I want to go work out is Just punching house all right wake up little dude yeah come on yeah you know we uh we actually took a few hundred laps around uh just to make sure that our you know legs were engaged for the entire time yeah welcome little dude to our gym

All right if you come in here we’ll give you the tour Be careful you need better back support oh okay hang on yeah let me just take care of that for you know I’m actually just gonna hang on to this I kind of like it yeah just keep making sure you keep it back straight all right definitely I’m doing rats

Oh she’s practicing her arm muscles punch it anyway then over here we’ve got some more uh benches where you can lift more weights we got a lot yeah here’s the infant here’s Pierce’s bed and then here’s my bed This is so cool yeah this is my favorite place to go especially when I want a new buff outfit yeah and look out oh my bad a little one now you must have punched it so strong that the gloves blew out and just fell right on you yeah

You you look so awesome man and you work out me oh I don’t go to the spare doors closet all right yeah sorry about that yeah yeah we’re used to it there we go and there you go okay all right now before we worked out you gotta take your protein

Yeah you gotta get some fuel in you you’re a little too strong to be starting to lift yet need your pre-workout yeah here’s you got some on you right of course I got protein huh what else would I be here you go we need the protein shake what no I have

Lots of cake flavored ones you can have she doesn’t need any of that she just eats me no guys maybe it’s balanced you know the way you balance a dumbbell on your muscles let me go get a dumbbell yeah dumbbells for protein you dumbbell Wait a minute a car we built like three years ago and never touched it again oh that’s a great idea it doesn’t look very uh full of carbs No in fact I don’t think we’ve really uh put any any seeds in here at all yeah don’t worry I got some seeds I

Got these uh what is these hang on it’s a broccoli oh yeah those broccolis yeah yeah those totally work let me just plant some of that you guys got uh something to grow it with I think I punched some skeletons earlier and they turn into dust here hold on yeah Broccoli I’ve ever seen all right little one time to shout out [Applause] I’m awake yeah yeah let’s do it she’s so excited so one of the basics of being buffed is punching things like like Minecraft here I’ll show you of service I punched a subsidian wait wait a pierce worse

That is the hardest setting you sure you’re up for it oh I’m up for it bro don’t you worry here I go Maybe I didn’t do something like punching a wood block like this you know just like oh yeah yeah Casey you you show where I was done no no appears stop trying to do it like this yeah [Applause] uh Um Now the next lesson is being buffed after punching things is lifting things yeah my favorite now it’s done yeah That was a good start but you gotta try something bigger than chicken come on grab something big like a cow or a sheep okay maybe Okay maybe not maybe not ready for that yeah you don’t want to live too heavy too quick don’t worry little one you’re gonna get that here I’ll show you here it’ll take you a while but if you keep lifting up these animals you’re eventually gonna be able to lift stuff

Like this you ready Make sure you use proper form this time oh absolutely my back is bent my knees are straight everything’s ready to go here we go perfect yep I think I got it all right and uh protein [Applause] Okay so step one efficient you ready this is how you fish don’t need that anymore because you know what you’re gonna do you’re gonna get in there it’s you I’m gonna punch the fish again you know actually I think he’s doing a pretty good job all right yeah

And lots of teeth and it’s looking right at you oh there we go you got it punch the fish bro the Restless fishing submission bro You know I guess that that there’s some problems that you can’t punch away at him yep it’s true but I want to fight it too come here yeah we’re we’re gonna be smart and not fight that big fish Isn’t it nature run the best yeah I can work out all day every day come on little one we got 14 more miles to go yeah [Applause] And do nothing what you doing out here oh you look exhausted yeah I have a cookie I’ll give me some energy oh you’re starving you’ve been hanging out with all those gym weirdos yeah yeah you’re covered in sweat I hear them every time they’re training from

Like 6 a.m to midnight don’t take a rest they just need to chill man this guy seems like a normal Minecraft player come on kid let’s go take a rest all right all right it’s time for bed you’ve been staying up long enough you already did the whole idea okay I have

10 more minutes ten times no no no no no we all we can’t keep doing that all right come on let’s go to bed your parents no your parents gave me 10 cool dollars to make you go to bed at the exact time 30 minutes ago come on let’s go let’s go

Oh it’s really hard time get down get down him yeah oh it’s a perfect human house but it’s gotta be a human here or dinner This way thanks No no no no no you stay right here wait a second doesn’t she look tasty she looks kind of wanna eat her what I’m hungry well here I have some red apples maybe we can just have that instead I don’t want apples and wait what’s that sound

I’m getting out of here I’m getting out of here wait take the baby no that’s your problem I smell also yeah very good how yeah I’m smart to smell that as well like what is it that’s kind of weird whoa this look this looks super tasty no no

Oh look at this oh I want to eat it right now uh uh do you want the the light meter the dark meat on which one oh wait no no no no why it’s right there what if we didn’t help us I spiders vampires yes I get it now you’d be perfect

Girl and I’m sure they find you delicious too um come on kid it’s a lot better option to go with us than them okay yeah no worries little one we’re just going to our nice cozy little dead here we are hi say hello to your new home is it cozy

Oh this is so naughty here and this is the perfect time to go ahead and start making you look like a wolf If You’re Gonna Be With The Wolves let’s see where did I set those where did I set those oh here you can have these and set your own bed down

Be nice Anticipation is that she already figured it out awesome That was so cute now perfect no time to waste if you’re going to be a wolf we need to teach you some of the basics of being wolf starting with how to hunt somewhere oh I have by yourself this is your first big test now don’t let us down I got it

I got it again [Applause] it’s bunny I got you I got you you smell that you smell that you don’t want to eat apples we’ll have it um the rabbit went kind of far though oh well I’m destroying already what are you doing looking like a werewolf werewolves are stinking they’re gross

Super gross they live out in the grass sniffs this will not do if we’re not gonna eat her then we gotta like erase her or something yeah yeah that’s a great idea yeah all right you know all right well we’re we’re taking you again come on let’s go next time

I know we said we wouldn’t eat her but we gotta get something eventually no eating her she’s too cute I know I know we’ll find someone else all right come on in the wheels I told you we live in an amazing house not stinky outside outside the stinky and gross you don’t want to be a werewolf live outside US vampires live in Comfort oh no oh no they’re gonna bite me they’re gonna bite me come here sweetie come on perfect she’s a tiny bat she’s cute

Much much better [Applause] wait oh it hurts oh yeah hi people we hear that a lot no pretty common misconception so us vampires we don’t bite people no no just draw them yeah try we take this Littles we take this little straw I give him a little into

Their neck it doesn’t really hurt at all it doesn’t hurt ah if you’re going to be a vampire you’re gonna teach you how to be a vampire you get you started with Juicy Juice but I also need to know I said okay you’re right cheers

Now now you gotta go no no no not the empires no no no you don’t straw us no no no no no no a sheep that’s how you get started so yeah yeah let’s see uh have a sheep around here I’ll go find a sheep I’ll go find a sheep

Before and I can hug the Sheep I will go take it okay that works for me I need to take a rest I’m gonna go find the sheep and straws near sheep low sheep sheepy sheepy sheep oh she makes such a cute vampire okay I just gotta oh there’s

Some sheep there okay uh how do I transform back let me see something like this oh perfect when I got my straw okay all right I’m going to Strawberry sheep come on sheep I’m gonna straw your leg just like this oh man this isn’t working

How do I not know how to work this okay oh something smells amazing over here where is it where is it where is it wait wait hold on wait for me Something smells off I smell a vampire who knows it smells it smells like ones over here they went over here there’s a tiny one it’s a tiny wait a second she looks familiar yeah wait wait wasn’t she she’s barking wait she’s the one that went after the rabbit oh you never came

she’s a she’s a vampire no no the little pups okay oh no I realized this is very bad we have to break this curse on you otherwise you are never going to live a proper life yes yes we gotta go a few as much as I don’t like

Saying this but we gotta go to the vampire’s house they know how to get rid of this we got to stop those vampires once and for all with a big stake through the heart so this is their den huh they really like to live high and fancy don’t they

Little Dusty not my style anyways kid this is the big moment we’re gonna break that curse we need to make sure you get in there and you deal with those vampires with a big stake through their heart like this yeah what I hear they don’t like steaks take the steak take

The steak right there yeah we hear their vegetarians vampires vegetarians they both start with b there has to be a connection oh so I just have to take the stick and put it through their heart oh they even notice okay all right I got this I will hook the vampires I’ll make

You proud What if he’s stronger what if I take him out first yeah steak straw yeah I gotta put this to your heart I’m sorry Carrots Wait how are you wearing here [Applause] Vampires we gonna think we know it wait a second I’m sorry no you’re not going anywhere Missy you look just like the werewolves again this is no good Mac what are we gonna do about this we gotta get the werewolves back that’s all we gotta do we’ll show them uh maybe give my

Oh exactly where are we okay here look at those stupid rules Now see they’re gathered for their night at least the Moon [Applause] that’s why vampires are better than stupid cool stupid keys am I doing it right oh sorry that’s a strap okay now um uh this little Moon uh you’re gonna go there because wolves are also really dumb and distracted by games and balls what’s up you’re going to take this and

Pretend it’s a ball to play with and you’re gonna make that sorry sorry sorry sorry I wanted to play with it too no you’re not a werewolf anyway uh go ahead and play with the Wolves we’ll watch there see and uh see how dumb they look

Yeah I’m gonna get a front row seat to this hey hey look look what’s the little one again really hey hey how did it go with the vampires did you do all right yeah yeah I got out safe with them and um um um I have a

Surprise for you the vampires taught me a trick and now I have full moon I got the moon It’s so nice so big so round and I can toss it look I I can throw it I can throw it for you guys you ready what a good where where huh where’d it go get it what oh there it is she’s ready ready ready she’s throwing it so fast I can’t even

See it falling over here yeah there it is again oh my gosh she’s a wizard that’s what she is one of the biggest movies oh that’s so massive that’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen wow here look at those stupid rules I don’t know I don’t know