Aphmau – Aphmau is a REALISTIC BABY in Minecraft!

A bubble of doing comes to our server and she’s realistic now my friends have to care for this realistic face who secretly me Gente take care of a baby who needs real care you know what would really help because if you like And subscribe thanks

This is going to be a prank to remember let’s see if my friends can take care of the realistic baby which is gonna be Mommy all right so let’s see we gotta get this uh baby monitor set up so I can talk to everybody and let’s see if they can

Actually take care of me Scream screamed and realistic no it’s not mine baby whose baby is it is We gotta hide this we gotta hide it what a baby that is a realistic baby right there wait huh isn’t she cute I need you guys to take care of her well about mining all right yeah and now why is your voice coming out of this box

Oh thanks it’s a baby mother Ian oh boy this is a little too much for me uh guys I’m interesting you with my real life listen listen if you’re gonna make us babysit this thing you better pay us I’m gonna pay you whoever takes care of

The baby best will get 10 pieces of treasure from my mom oh treasure all right I am the babysitter Master time to take care of that where’d the baby go Everything’s fine Casey what are we gonna do oh yes okay you pick her up I don’t want to touch that Yeah together right because then we’ll like both get the treasure you don’t think aphmau’s gonna make a split or are we both getting 10 pieces Oh yeah play with her I I can do that don’t worry oh he’s got a cute little kind of realistic baby anyway you want to play a game it’s called oh no no come here it’s called jog on the bed It’s fine oh see she liked it didn’t you oh Maybe she needs to not throw up on me are you feeling better oh I bet that felt good new powers oh this is cool let’s see all right about these and I’m ready Okay kiddo what do you want to do you want to play or oh we could read a nice book or um Oh yeah okay we’ve got cows for some milk don’t you worry Auntie Kim will get you some yummy milk from this cow just give me one second and there we go uh drinking milky cow that’s realistic now hold on Oh yeah nice well it looks like she’ll be likes realistic things yeah she got it realistic things should we get her then oh no no no I got this i got this watch and learn how to take care of a baby we’re gonna give you something else Get wrong someone’s a little cranky yeah I feel quirky too because Ian yeah so uh what do you think we should do now then oh we’re going over to the Sheep oh I guess it’s nap time after all what you doing that’s realistic now Okay okay Ian what you should we uh start teaching her how to ride a bike or drive a car I’m sorry but to be honest I really don’t know how any of this baby stuff works I think that’s a brilliant idea we’re gonna teach her how to drive a car oh yeah

Let’s do it yeah you know she’s just a little baby who doesn’t know anything she’ll be fine I mean everyone’s gonna start somewhere right and this is a car it’s noise car and what that’s a way better car than what Noy had yeah yeah all right [Applause] on it It’s a good idea all right So good oh I guess they’re still down taking care of a baby’s not so easy huh what if I do this again hit the little fake poop let’s see put that there now I need to do is stinky fart wake up everywhere um [Applause] [Laughter] What am I holding you’re diaper you can’t tell the difference I got the baby it’s a stinking diaper Maybe you should uh you should teach her how to swim better no you need to learn what treasure the treasure right right the treasure okay I I can do this yeah baby let’s grab this so okay yeah I I can figure this out all right baby you’re gonna learn how to

Swim what is that whatever whatever you go let me go I’m running come here come on come here morning baby I’m getting out of here not really good at this Oh What happened that was nice You guys got realistic presents my turn my turn my turn my turn give me something I got realistic TNT oh wait I like your prank something that would be able to get him that um but but when after that gets back I can prank her oh Um that hurt well at least you’re safe hey have a snack oh Cookie what let’s see will it will it oh oh but I can laugh guys what happened yeah all right So cute okay look at me go hey uh you know what guys uh why don’t you two take a break I think it’s my turn to sit the baby oh my God I’m so so cool and responsible and the baby’s gonna for me I’m coming presents

Hey don’t do that no no it’s fine no I can’t be staying with him come here I mean give me a little one okay I’ll get I’ll give you a treat okay I’m a baby I can’t resist treats I’m gonna go okay fine go away it’s just over he better be a good caretaker though I swear if he’s not all right baby baby you’re gonna You’re gonna laugh for me you’re gonna give me

Some presents I’m gonna show everyone that I can be the best baby sitting in the world so uh you want snacky yeah I want a snack give me snacky all right then you gotta make my golden gold real um He’s gonna make me Wait a minute you’re laughing okay uh you got it got to do more stuff give me those cool Baby Alive abilities out let’s see what’ll make you what else will make you laugh entertain me how about this and shove it okay okay I think I need a break

I don’t like repetitive human maybe you know I need some fresh area do something else okay let’s try this again oh look at that really simple you don’t have to keep doing this oh oh now I can escape go back to Casey’s because she’s like the better mom on this

Monster like he is an okay Dad but like he’s pretty good okay oh now that you’re here you can hang out with Anthony let’s go to my house um okay I can’t resist him it’s all right come on follow me all right let’s see we’re going to Kim’s house

Now I maybe know Casey but Auntie Kim knows please child so you just lie there and I look up a parenting book somewhere here can’t believe someone won’t wear those in Minecraft but okay you know what let me just see if I can cause some Mayhem and

Mischief make that a real thank you baby where did you go I mean baby cries Yeah sorry well obviously I’m the only one who could take care of the Sterling baby Bye kiddo oh cooking nice oh I think about Tommy full of cookies I I don’t know if it can take this much too much of a good thing I’m gonna explode wait I belong to aphmau because I’m her but I think I have enough of this oh wait what’s happening on the server

Hey Hey we gotta figure out what’s going on oh the real estate fire realistically spread are you kidding me okay gotta get over here What what happened hey kiddo how’s it going down [Applause] listen I’m really wondering how we got ourselves into this mess oh we saw one of his name’s inventions just sitting there and we thought it looked cool but it is very not cool and spit out all this chaos

Oh okay my guess this is the end here let’s give everybody I’ll take him oh no what the huh what’s happening Stop and I can ask somebody to take care of you okay you’re gonna take a nap that’s what you need she’s going through a temper tantrum right here give me this give me this soda okay what’s that what’s that what Happy birthday oh Slow Down Casey it’s okay Really yeah yeah yeah I put her down for a nap you did a great job okay but I think I need to go take care of the server because uh you you just stay here and relax okay sit down you deserve a break you have that look in your eyes it’s a

Little crazy all right let’s see all right let’s get is much no yeah you’re here take Tim I don’t care about watching babies anymore okay that’s fine but what did you do I didn’t do anything it was on Satan’s dumb machine over there to touch it

No it’s just how we’re gonna take care of that machine ah get out of here we go all right did it work oh bad so well the the hub’s still on fire but you know I don’t see any zombies anywhere foreign since you’re back in all of that

Uh do we get the treasure for babysitting yeah you know what you’ll get the treasure I like that and Kim I actually have a special present for you actually um why don’t you head back home and I’ll give you the treasure later okay okie dokie all right take care Kim Ian you

Come here because uh trash your trash your treasure treasure treasure every entire time to me like this surprise