Aphmau – Aphmau’s 100% IMPOSSIBLE Minecraft Base!

This is me and this is my impossible secret bait this base defies the logic of minecraft in every way possible its doors are anywhere and everywhere in the most impossible of places and inside are the greatest tricks and traps you’ve never seen but when a base invader tries to break in

It’s time to put my base to the test to see how impossible it really is wanna see my impossible secret base then just keep watching also be sure to like and subscribe And we got so much treasure from this mining trip look we got three i know wait hang on you didn’t tell me you had gold yeah i picked them up when we were mining and then i have some diamonds just like you um that’s pretty much all here we got

Some diamonds that doesn’t matter i want i want the gold though oh oh okay hey hey i have an idea uh-huh what’s your idea ian since i got some diamond and you got some gold oh why don’t we have a competition we can have a race

Uh or we can have a race to the hub fountain and whoever wins gets all the tragic all of it all of it we’re gonna race fair and square okay yup yup give me just a second i’m i’m feeling a little parched let me just have a drink of water

Anyway ready and three two one go you use a potion of oh my goodness you know what i gotta trick up my sleeves too with this stick uh let’s see so bam oh he’s never gonna see this coming with my impossible secret base all right let’s see uh found a fountain

Cherry here we go i can’t believe i made it and made it anyway how did you get here already uh you know nothing i i i was just fast you know i i drank some water too it was no no no no no you totally cheated didn’t you

No uh i mean not that you cheated or anything you know with that potion of eyes i didn’t i didn’t cheat it anyway i i i ran super fast and got here fair and square i did too so you you know you can’t prove anything but then i ran over to

Here and then you were here and then you did wait wait what is that that’s nothing don’t worry don’t worry but you you totally drinking posters left and see you what no no no no no i’ve always been this fast uh i’m super super athletic uh huh then

Show me the water show me the water you drink don’t you have another one um no Certainly certain certainly not let me just drink it drink it drink it is that water that’s not water i didn’t i didn’t drink anything i didn’t drink anything have another race i’m getting you know i’m gonna go get something so that way you can you can

You can drink it and then you can show me if that wears off or not because i ain’t watching oh yeah yeah i’ll just be here with my speedy speedy legs i’m coming out oops there we go and bam okay ian in in here here all right where’d you go

Like the milk where did you get drink the milk there you go there you go drink the milk drink the milk drink the milk and all right still speedy and wait um here we go what nothing nothing you don’t have to worry about that don’t worry about that at all

Oh and uh don’t worry about this one either don’t worry about this one either one nothing what is it flowers what is happening oh you know just uh nothing all right five five five you know what you wanna know my secret ian i’ll actually let you in on my little secret wanna see

Okay fine fine all right show me get ready to see the best secret base ever shh secret all right it’s just a secret base over here i have a secret base it’s right in this lava it’s like It’s not in the lava you’re just trying to trick me no no no i promise you it’s right in the lava all right no no no no you’re not gonna trick me to jump into pierce’s lava pool no matter what you say or do i am not going in

Okay oh you’re still on fire yeah it still hurts but you know what um that that that was real isn’t this the most amazing secret base you’ve ever seen no it’s it’s okay it’s fine you know you’re not the only one with the secret base on the server

Oh yeah i know i’m not uh let’s see where it is actually i mean yeah i got a secret base yeah i got wait What i’ve seen your secret face because i know where it is wait uh yeah my secret base is great it’s fantastic it’s it’s great we don’t need to go see it do we need it oh see well it’s a work in progress okay come on come on come on

Let’s see i got i got a little board to your secret baby let me show you my let me show you mine come on come on come on come on okay so i have multiple rooms uh that’s like my room where i have the nether that’s kind of like my bedroom

And here is my super crazy portal down here see see look look you can see oh okay isn’t it cool oh yeah can i can i can i go in i want i want to go all right you know what you have to take super precautions so

To be safe let’s give you some of this right here here you go you can splash it on you all right okay okay now you can go in now you can go in okay perfectly safe you won’t get trapped or anything oh this is cool

So um uh when when do i get the bottom um so see those blue things you can’t really leave now you’re kind of stuck in there what yeah and there’s no bottom it’s it’s it’s a trap you fell you literally wanted to go inside of the

Trap wait wait a minute wait a minute wait i changed my mind i changed my mind i want to get up i want to get out are you sure you want to get out yeah um you know this is fun for the first couple of seconds uh but

Yeah it’s fine i i can get out now right all right show me something else then uh well that’s my treasure room you don’t want to see that um but would i have something no ian that’s my treasure treasure there’s a lot of treasure here oh it’s cool wait a minute huh

Who is that devilishly handsome man over there who’s that oh my gosh not not you that other i don’t know i’m gonna go say hi go say hi go ahead hi hi hi sir hi hang on hang on wait a minute hello what is happening uh

There’s uh i don’t know maybe you just fell into another trap of mine you know what hang on no i can get out of this this isn’t a trap this is just room it’s fine okay i think you were gonna steal my treasure sir sir you are going to steal my treasure

Steal my treasure you are going to i’m and i’m and i’m and i’m still gonna all right well then how are you gonna get out and you can’t stop me i’ll make my escape this way wait okay how about over here maybe i am oh um okay um five minutes ian being dumbledore

It’s okay you can’t you you can’t you can’t escape all right if i can’t get out from the sides i’m gonna get out from the top you fell into my impossible secret base trap okay i’m gonna get out see you later suckers oh well let’s drop all my stuff nice all right

Now that everything has calmed down i can enjoy how about i have had it with you and your shenanigans or the portals this is a stick up that’s are you trying to rob me yes yes i won that race fair and square even i i i but i ran there with my own

Two legs and uh i want i want the treasure so first off you’re doing a stick up wrong that isn’t a stick up this is a stick up like that stick up see oh yeah okay hang on hang on you got this you got this you can do it you you can

You can steal my stuff no you gotta throw it perfect okay but no uh i’m keeping myself and i’m gonna go back to fishing all right no you’re not getting away this time you don’t have any portals to escape this time i mean i guess i am cornered or animal yeah

Wait wait wait wait what what is it hey no no no no no no catch me where are you going wait how about [Laughter] [Laughter] can you catch me can you catch me no you can’t catch me i get it wait huh what the heck is that what what oh hey zane hey what what is this how is this place even here i can’t believe you’re here uh hey while i found you here pink

Peonies are roses i’m trying to make a decision about getting something right what’s wrong is ian he used to he tried to rob me and it was he tried to steal my stuff and he was like you did wait now there are zombies here for some reason this shouldn’t be

You and i need to have a chat about that treasure of mine that i want okay okay i’m gonna leave you guys here That door is now poopity yeah what kind of weird black magic is this i don’t know Okay oh i gotta hurry oh man coaches girl night is right now pierce this basement i don’t need the basement i need her place i should know this by now uh yeah i should really change that sign but uh this cake is amazing kawaii chan one of your best yet work really hard

Dates oh by the way i got you some flowers you like peonies right oh thank you yeah it was supposed to be our girl’s night what is she doing with that oh so listen since we’re alone i wanted to take time guys zayn spy on them why are you interrupting our date night

Guys this is important did you know that aphmau has a secret impossible base look ian if athmou has a secret impossible base then she has the right to have one and when you’re a big boy you can get one yourself that’s what you learn i already do have

A secret base but that’s not the point the point is that i want hers um and i want i want you guys to help me steal it what what also you brought kawaii nice window for that sorry let me put that back uh i don’t have any more glass but yeah yeah

Anyway anyway uh are you guys gonna help out or not i’m gonna get my cake and i couldn’t care less about this now you need to get out of here before we figure out what else in this house’s cage wait i don’t i don’t get it i’m going in

You better think very carefully about that hey uh excuse me we were supposed to have a girl’s night and then i catch you with him what are you doing okay you were gonna make cake i was gonna get cake we were planning to just just talk about

You you know things you know food i asked for food kawaii i was gonna get it you know what fine you know i i am take i am taking i am i’m gonna open this right there there we go perfect okay and then i am going to grab this is

Meinster this is mine and uh i will be back okay so i’m going to close it from the outside and there we go release it see she’s got a secret base not the point you poured so much heart into that she’s gone too far now okay she’s become a cake

Steving menace it’s okay oh you are so obsessed with cake today i’m obsessed because it’s yours Okay well at least we can find out if something else is cake and get over here what you’re the one i started all this no it’s not all right i’m out of here stay still she’s gonna go too far i need to stop her now okay oh my goodness

I’m just enjoying my cake yummy yum yum yum yum yum yum yum maybe i can finally build my tree house cheese oh okay i’m telling you what what i can’t believe i’m actually working with you on this but that cake destroyer needs to be stopped oh my god

You know this is this is more for me about getting her power rather than the cake i find your lack of cake disturbing doesn’t matter the point is we gotta we gotta uh bust our way into the base now you’ve got the tnt you’re right uh we could wait a minute

What wait a minute i just realized we don’t have to try and blow up our way in we don’t she showed me one of her secret entrances come on i’ll show you it’s in the lava pit by pierce’s house lava pit what are you talking about yeah yeah

Okay i know she’s been able to do some crazy things before but a lava pit there’s no way she can actually build something inside a lava pit right yeah that’d be pretty crazy but that’s it it seems it’s like the perfect disguise because you hop in you’re like

Oh no it’s lava but then you’ll find out it’s actually a secret entrance ian i don’t recommend this be careful you probably don’t want to do it it’ll be fine i’ve already done it once before now you just have to follow me and let’s go well that was worth watching yeah i

Don’t think we’re gonna go that way zayn quiet there you are how dare you take the cakes okay come on zayn follow me come on i i know how you feel about cake trust me zayn and i feel you i i i vibe with that okay but

In real time meant so much to me i know we were gonna share a cake together and discuss another one that’s not the point here you go zayn let’s i’m sorry i didn’t mean to take your chance recipe that is your minecraft cake well my forgiveness has been earned so season i

Am sorry there is your cake all right so what happened why did it not work and why are you taking her cake well it doesn’t matter everything’s all right she returned i i demand that you show the secret base i want to know where your secret base is fine fine

If you really want to see it i will show you come here and then you will see zayn and kauai chan that it’s real yep it is 100 real it’s actually over here now see you would expect the door to be here but there is no door the door

Is actually right over here see isn’t that cool okay okay okay this is my secret bath it’s a secret tiny this is not the secret base yes it is i don’t believe you this has got to be a distraction i’m going to find the base i’m going to blow it up

So heavy i will find it but ian i wait a minute this whoa this is literally impossible to have in a space like this come on guys are you like Thanks look at this hey you guys want to see this really cool thing look here look see you grab right here and uh here let me put this on you guys and then you can fall in like fall in it looks like it’s endless

I mean if you don’t want to fall for it that’s up to you ah what the heck okay oh that’s weird time we’ll never get it you know what i’m not even mad then it’s time for you to confess your feelings you’re never getting out of here what what um

Let me out of here oh no no no no no um Okay all right perfect my entire treasure room has been fixed now i can leave and go see what zayn and kawaii what’s up guys oh this is fun check it out you actually did have a lava entrance nice uh okay so um i came prepared this time oh you got the carpet wet

Ha made it in finally and you guys are here yeah i let them come oh yeah yeah i mean this place is amazing she’s got portals all over the place this i don’t know how she did it but it should be impossible you guys didn’t believe me and now you’re just hanging

Out like a bunch of friends having a great old time without me well guess what i’m here for revenge if i can’t have the base then no one can oh hey and oh gotta get rid of this door it goes to my secret base for sure definitely get rid of that oh

And in all right you know what’s my favorite i’ll give you all my channels get rid of this room on my treasure all of my treasure right here right right now give me the treasure blow up the whole base here’s this one this one okay ready ready ready here’s

The last thing you got you got more here you go i see you holding more ready ready ready yeah you go give me three give me give me you give me what give me what what what are you putting in there for i got it i got

Wait a minute oh wait a minute i can see the gold it’s right there fine i’ll throw it out right there wait now it’s over there you’re gonna stay until you learn lesson okay oh i don’t want to you’re not ready for this responsibility give me that stick give me the stick huh

Uh oh fine thank you all right come on guys i gotta go fix my house let’s go bye enjoy infinity losers Getting out of here is impossible