Aphmau BITTEN by Elemental Vampire in Minecraft Parody

[Applause] YY o I’ve got you now I’m going to suck your BL okay okay am I an elemental vampire what wait a minute can’t believe I did this stupid dumb dare there’s definitely no vampires in this Forest right there no vampire in this mod nobody put in the vampire mod I

I I think uh you know what I should be fine as long there hello oh there’s no vampires right they don’t exist think you have a STI here okay it’s fine hello go away whatever’s getting closer to me oh sof nice okay maybe I just just get out of [Applause] here I’ve got you now I’m going to suck your blood oh hey Ian what do you mean hey Ian I’m a vampire no you’re not no I am I’ve got my wings I’m hanging upside down I’m going to drink your blood go ahead and bite my neck then if

You’re a vampire um actually you know what on second thought I’m uh counting my calories yeah and you can’t even count I have to count uh uh so on that what are you doing up there anyway you know I was I was getting ready to scare you I got myself

All up here don’t come any closer wait how did you get up there anyway a very secure rope You okay bud I’m fine I’m fine I’m I’m I’m the count I’m fine yeah right good costume though I know you trying to scare me okay fine I’m not actually a vampire let’s just get out of here oh are you scared no I just um I wait a minute um

Do you know how to get back to the hub um I mean with all this spog okay yeah we’re lost aren’t we yep uhoh oh oh now now it’s rain we got to get a come on we got to find some shelter okay no no no no let’s just head back we

Don’t need shelter what are you scared of a little water uh o um are you okay come on come on come on come on look ow come on let’s get out of here okay come on come on we got to find some place yeah yeah the rain isn’t that

Bad but we could just you know head back um look at that ni man look at it doesn’t that look creepy well you know I I’ve seen creepier I am a vampire after all we don’t get scared but you said that you weren’t I changed back I’m I’m totally a

Vampire whatever you know what if you are so brave I dare you to go into the house well you know what I would except I already dared you to be in the forest uh okay well then you know what I double dare you okay all right guess the the house

Is locked guess we’ll have to go find something else head back to the hub you know can’t get in how about this I’ll open the door like this wait um hey you got the door open that that was a task just to to make sure you

Doors work um you passed okay good and see that if you were really a vampire you wouldn’t have been able to get into this house cuz you weren’t invited in wait wait what what do you mean oh you know vampire rules um jok on you this is

A this this is my house yeah I I don’t need permission cuz is your house but you already have a house in the hub yeah well this is my vampire house okay well then show me around give me the toy oh okay upstairs we probably have more

Rooms um that’s a balcony uh over here we have um a nice nice wall o why are you screaming what uh cuz it’s um my vampire coffin it’s mine scream at oh man look at my coffin there’s so all the dust and cobwebs on it y there’s nothing like

That on it well not yet a good vampire coffin should definitely have more cobwebs and some dust uh anyway I better go get those so why don’t you just stay here I’m going to leave okay okay bye oh good it looks like my door Hub over

Arrived it’s a vampire I mean I mean another vampire uh yes cuz I’m I’m eat her you doing here um pleas I can leave though if you’re about to have dinner you know unless you want me to stay I mean you’re really cute but you know I I can leave

You uh okay now you I’m just going to close this there we go perfect can’t open that uhoh you can open it no this is really awkward but you know what that doesn’t mean you’re a vampire I it was just e friend that we’re in here okay uh

Okay you know what how about you just say no nothing if you’re really a regular human oh great I knew it Ste just rooting and totally normal now say nothing if you would be my boyfriend and you won’t bite me you’re really quiet but you know what

You should do we should go for a nice walk on the Sun how about that I’ll leave first and you don’t follow I hate the sun uh finally some common ground right right uhoh Um what’s on huh huh H what’s happening am I an elemental vampire what how I get here last thing I remember is wait a minute why are there bats in my house you guys are adorable actually look at you hanging upside down wait I got to

Look in the mirror I got to see if there’s something I got to see if there’s a why can’t I see my reflection huh weird um wait you know what I just Che like this wait a minute what that I’ve been bite oh no it’s okay it’s

Okay wait a minute wait I can’t be a vampire can I um no that would be weird I mean I I uh I would be able to turn into a bad right I can’t what I a bad oh my gosh I can fly around oh I got to close this door sorry

Buddy oh look at this it’s a so cute oh my gosh no no I’m actually vampire oh my gosh back there you are what’s going on how did you get here and thought you’ve got bats everywhere oh D no they they’re just chilling having fun I mean yes really

Weird uh it’s going be weird what do you want Ian what do I want you left me in the forest I had to get back here all by myself I left you you left me in the forest uh no that’s not how I remember it and wait a

Minute did that vampire bite you what no that’s super weird don’t worry I just got back really fast oh sure cuz you’re super fast uh-huh mhm exactly that’s because you’re a vampire what yes I mean no no no no I’m notamp I knew it I knew it I knew it I

Knew it I knew it and it takes one to know one cuz I’m a I’m a you can’t tell me what to do all right oh yeah no you listen I’m Telling um same Z Casey I pass a vampire I don’t have time to explain I got to go tell everyone bye is what was that all about yeah no nothing’s going on he just being weird this is totally normal regular human stuff all right so let me

Go oh my go you know what let me just let me just go over here and wait are you okay uh yeah I’m just feeling a little you know that uh nothing’s happen all right get out what come on I’m going to be here I I

Have I have I have thinking to do and I need lots of space to think so I got to go stop and telling everybody uh wait a minute what’s happening huh oh no oh no I’m adorable okay no okay it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine all

Right you guys hey you guys got to keep my secret all right okay okay let’s see U maybe if I use some uh Fire Resistance potion yes okay here we go easy throw some floor and should be able to work right it shouldn’t be able to get burned

By the sun IR Resistance potion uh not burning anymore all right got no guys I’ve done it I’ve stopped the evil vampire I don’t want to be in here I see that but but what about you you’re still vampire right no I’m the good vampire I stopped this vampire this right here see

Him in there look at you mister you’re in timeout hey hey look at me what you’re in timeout I don’t like timeout you’ve been acting Banas smartman is there such thing as a good vampire I I don’t know about this yes there is maybe if you read up you would know that don’t

Worry guys as long as the sun doesn’t come up we will be fine [Applause] uhoh well I guess that takes care of the evil vampire then um I’m still on fire hey so well done guys excuse me of it welcome to to our camping trip on animal Islands Minecraft Animal Island I know

There’s so many things for us to do here we got Mrs Mouse and she’s one of the vacationers camping vacationers let’s go up and see what they got oh look at this hi Miss Mouse thing to do on the island so cute so there’s a ton of decoration

Assets oh my God there’s a ton all right everyone got there what are you guys doing taking a rest you were taking so long oh my God oh my God look how cute oh my what happened what happened oh my god oh they’re both on your shoulders oh my

God I want it oh my God they’re super cute wait you got all the pets I didn’t get one oh here you can have one here here a feel so I’m going to get the raccoon I’m going to get the little raccoon all right oh my God so cute all

Right so so let’s let’s let’s keep moving let’s go see what else there is yeah these are new friends they’re with us forever now yeah all right they’re going to stay with us for the Long Haul right the longest time you guys like your pets they’re adorable pets

Everybody gets two pets okay all right so it’s a good start it’s good start guys is but okay guys guys guys I’m driving get in the car the car everyone get in the is everyone in the car wait do you know how to drive also

Our wheels are square s all right I know how to drive trust me trust me see all right I’m I’m in first person all right I’m driving did you put it did you throw it in it first got there a lot of smoke back here yeah all right I’m driving all

Right I don’t I don’t feel safe at all this going very well did you up better stop it oh my God can you try oh I am trying look I got this guys well then can you do better you’re driving upstairs I’m driving with two friends on the Bri I can’t do any

Better okay they’re blocking a peripheral you’re blocking Riv set down so you can see where we’re driving we’re going to go to God I’m I’m about to go to Ravine right now my stop I can’t stop all right that took forever to get it out but we’re all

Good uh let’s get in the car goodness we able to oh shadow look you driving oh my God all right here we go where we going I have no I can drive but I don’t know where we’re going too I will along the way look at the square Wheels how does

That even work uh I imagine this is a really uncomfortable ride what are you talking about squares are how our world works there’s more car look look there there’s a little what is she say what’s going on don’t let yourself be stranded along without proper supplies a she’s cute oh

Wait is this a campsite up here must be right it’s kind of chilly here there’s snow around guys leave the pets I don’t want to take them up there cuz I’m scared of mountain Li we’re going to go ahead a but they’re so cute do you want

Them cute or dead both wait no wait what mind oh my God that’s long trick expecting any hiking today hang on guys come on you got to get shape oh my God you okay down there all right oh you why are you so smelly in the tent

Yeah I’ll C here guys look at this beautiful view we just never do any other Minecraft to just live here this thing’s nice no no this is just camping vacation okay this is oo oo a oh my God guys a guys there Cano in this we can

Have a canoe race oh my God Canoe Race oh you’re wait can wait can anyone get in can we do teams can do two all right me and no versus you guys Shadow all right time that we get a all right let’s get in here all right ready ready here

We go in 3 2 1 go oh there’s multiple path I like it I like it keep going there’s something going oh my god get in get in get in h get in go keep going come on come on I’m grabbing get inside hurry right click okay take really easy

Off again hey there’s a fo there here okay you you you keep going I’ll jump in jump in jump inum oh my God I think we’re stuck guys I think we won I think we might have been rued hold on I got another canoe I think

We won we’re stuck this is fabulous guys we totally won I’m just putting it out there no hang on no no you’ll see why in a second why you’re wrong we W yeah I know that was ADV all right let’s go find them where did they

Go hey we’re going to finish all right oh we can fill out again I want to see what you guys have are you guys coming I’m I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not hey how you two doing hey we won F be F St team team now oh look at you

Guys yeah hey look I got a boat that’s not the color I was before try and hijack our boat I’m going to hijack Banana Boat you can’t be part of the banana boat ban banana boat guys if you’re enjoying the video be sure to leave a like and maybe think about subscribing

That would be up thanks back in the car back in the car guys all right all right load up are we going to H SE on gas by the way no we’re not your driver pays wait wait wait guys wait for me wait wait wait wait sorry

Sorry on get moving man yeah it’s hard to get going here we go all right which way we going left or right wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait go left all right here we go oh look at how nice and snow it is here all this is where

Stopping this is where we stopping this is we stopping all right we’re got to get out okay you guys see the s you guys got a sled no I can you guys get on sled with me let’s find out uh no it’s a one thing one person sled I’ll go buy some

More sleds give me a second all right now that we got the sleds let’s see what they do oo let’s do it let’s do some sled wao that’s a lot of speed Wow Let’s Race Let’s Race Let’s Race ready 3 2 1 go okay going woo look out moose oh there a

I Mr moose I miss MO oh no oh no oh no for me my way Ain are we in the I wiped out guys I think we’re starting on the RO this might be illegal all right so we need to leave the pets here for hibernation no we can’t you guys got to

Hibernate for the winter all right all right everybody off I know I know I’m going to miss you guys so much pengin will take care penguin will make sure you’re nice and safe got to get out of there otherwise they’re going to break your heart can we at least keep the red

Come on I’m going to miss my Hooters what wait what anyway hey who wants to go sedding again man hey look at that the RV is already on I turned it on guys goodbye we’ll see you all when you have more pet babies see you

We see you all right let’s get out of here guys what are you doing you coming Chris so you’re just going to take your own little uh mode of transportation there honestly I might trust the sled more I might just follow uh you’re going to fall off the side of the road and

You’re going to regret not coming in here this is uh this is a confusing road I’m just going to drive off the road he is no he’s going to drive off the road on this is oh my God how you so smelly right now uh it’s a new perfume the uh

The mouse gave it to wait a minute up there there’s a hot okay there’s hot air balloons up on the volcano hot air balloons don’t crash don’t volcano sorry I turned the car in the direction to see but that was a really bad idea I’ll

Stick to the road all right so we got to go oh maybe on the road did you just he’s fine he’s fine oh my God okay all right let me let me let me take the wheel all right oh my God I jumped out of the car no no I got it I

Got it don’t you dare drive that car off the cliff I swear to God you’re looking like you’re about to oh my God be careful sir you’re going the wrong way I oh my God I’m right be well you’re supposed to give me directions can you stop driving the car yeah he’s driving

Like a maniac stop driving the oh okay give me the wheel you guys you can’t trust I just happen to know where I’m going oh my no no you don’t I’m getting in the oh my God give me the car get all all right everyone get in the car I’ll

Get in the back seat shot I’m in the back I already got all right I’m going to get us to that mountain safely all right let’s go all right all right she’s driving in the water you’re all right are you guys up here yet all right look look you guys

Climbing yet another Mountain because we should the face of volcano it’s so hot this one’s a little more dangerous okay look I’ve been sweating on the entire walk up this is so beautiful look at the this is actually very pretty I am terrified oh my God I equally in awe and

Oh my God I want to do hot air balloons it’s time to St to the sky wait for me what did you do all right everyone get on your hot air balloon we’re oh I see yeah oh this is oh my God this is this is lovely this is adorable

No look at these hot air balloons how do we get oh my God I don’t know guys we are stuck in the air forever we’re not losing any altitude guys gaining altitude if anything I feel like we are gaining altitudes I guess this is our life now try someone try pressing shift

Maybe didn’t work didn’t [Applause] work hey how going down though if I look down it goes down if I look up it goes up guys that’s how it works going up and down aha I figured out a secret give me a million dollars sure I’ll give you

Minecraft books I want my they’re called mine coins please get with the terms God oh my God all right wait a minute wait a minute what what what what what what guys I think there’s skis jet skis over there I’ll hop in my hot air balloon and

I’ll CH be over there the chippy what are you talking because what the last time someone’s been in a hot air balloon since like 1847 I wasn’t a hot air balloon in Disneyland thank you you very much uh-huh did you go anywhere no I just stayed kind of still yeah all right

All right I want to go try the jet ski all right jet ski let’s do it all right all right you guys ready to do this almost also it’s not a jet ski it’s a personal water craft I took the course oh you got your license yeah you have a

License with nobody else I have a personal watercraft license I couldn’t you drive oh you didn’t let me drive oh dang yeah we did and look what happened you see over there you see that car down there that’s our car yeah and who drove it

There who did no you can’t prove it you can’t prove otherwise oh my gosh yep that’s definitely the car we were in all right ready here we go all right we got to follow the boppies all right here we go ready follow the boies two 1

Go all right here we go oh my God here we go oh my God this C’s kind of dark wa dark scary oh this way looks like no’s been Beed to the left to the left back guys I think I’m a ground no

Time oh there we go oh the I want to see I want see what you guys doing what are you guys doing oh oh W wo wo I got you remember Drive I can’t drive I can’t drive oh my God got stuck I got see that that’s not very safe for oh

My God I just threw the grill into the ocean no need that ocean get back here thingy come back here we need that for food trying to get the thing out of the way yeah and almost there oh my God how are you do take it to the Finish oh my

God I’m doing good Shadow takes I’m I’m going to borrow your ski real quick oh oh my God guys pick you up fine here carry me over Shadow one carry me over to the jet area what are you guys doing uh L that’s okay looks like just set up our our camp

In a precarious situation why because I wanted to I really wanted to see how things were working okay yeah I really want to be one with the fish also I think uh I think we lost Noise Okay yeah I’m kind of stuck in the caves guys guys

It’s getting late we should probably set up camp not in the water though oh shoot I’m camping in the water oh it’s getting late yeah it’s getting really late we need to set up camp so go okay go there follow those about camping up here stop right here stop right here stop right

Here stop right here right here stop right here all Camp all right so all we’re going to do is we’re going to set up camp up here put the car off the road so we’re not like walk the road oh my God park right here guys over here look

At this there’s already stuff set up yeah I’m going I’m on to set right here look at this okay I’m going to put my camping tent right here does that usually mean that it’s somebody else’s campsite no nah n oh look over here just

I I don’t know how to Camp so let me uh let me uh set up our grills you know I’ll oh my God look at the grill I’m setting up my put pick one too there we go look at that what else going to have to change okay exactly what we need

Balloons all right there we go I set up your Camp all right here we go that’ll do that’ll do kind like Shar Corners right here oh yeah oh guys this is so nice I got a bench for us there look at this we can be very comfy I got an oil

Lamp so it doesn’t get too dark I got a l bench that’s pretty cool more oh nice flowers got stop here’s some glass so we can start getting away from like actual vile Wilderness and instead start living like civilized human beings Perfect all right everyone let’s sit down and talk

About our cure I’m going to sit right here all right man we set up a pretty intense camping space yeah this is intense all right everyone just sit down so we can we can talk about our camping experience all right all right all right everyone sitting all right so guys guys

It’s been a wa what is that okay so the bonfire is a little big I’ll admit I I was hoping to set like a little oh hey all right there you go there you go bonfire is gone all right we got an oil lamp instead look we got an oil lamp

We’re going to turn on the oil lamp that’s a better idea all right all right so guys it’s been an honor camping with you all I can’t imagine a better camping trip than right now it’s pretty nice a woo look hoton fun coming out on C hey

That’s my hot balloon wait no she’s leaving us hereby play along it’s fine she left all the food here oh and the RV oh my hey pass the pass the hot dog over here would you I’m going to coming up I’m going to come crush your Camp don’t don’t hurt our weed