Aphmau Deaths Parody: Scary Minecraft Story

That what I me here we go no wait nod what what happened what happened you right there we go this will get back at Ian for all the mean things he’s done to me what’s going on um nothing was that noise nothing what did you do I didn’t do anything you kill that

Foul you better run get what a good prank all right now let’s get rid of my house this will be the end of me as they know because Ian has ended me uhoh wait wait oh iot to put a sec pressure down oh what wait half M blew up I’m still

Here though I’m still invisible potion hasn’t worn off did I die just get some milk um great the invisibility potions are still working so I’m going to keep joking with my friends it’s so much fun but Dying by accident is [Applause] not I don’t know we just need to get across the

Break get out of here out of the way come on bridge keep moving keep moving app come on what stuck can’t believe Qui throw us your it hey no throw me your items she means I mean someone help her get down there’s no time for that there’s only

One option what do you mean there’s no time for that wait what are you doing what oh um well uh guys come on you know I would never let anything happen to you all right even if I were to sacrific myself for you on this Vine right here

It would be fun out no guys she said we can leave wait that’s not what I me the lady here we go oh wait nodd why did she respawn I’ll tell you why because F was murdered you are crushed by that Boulder but but who would murder F she

Was so nice I don’t know but whoever it was they’re on the server that could be any of us uh W yeah cool great uh hey I think it’s time to be my sheep okay bye yeah I better check some yeah I got to go I’m going to go practice that cake so

Where did you find these diamonds again I’m I found them in the greenyard no no no no I know you might be thinking that’s too scary and yeah maybe it is too scary for someone like you if you’re a chicken I mean wait you just coming no no you show me what these

Diamonds are I don’t even care if they’re in a graveyard I’m going to I’m going to go because I I happen to be one of the uh most Pro Minecrafters alive that’s right and I am not scared of no oh okay that looks pretty scary uh you

Know what yeah you know why why why don’t you go in first then since you’re so brave um fine you know what I will but I swear Ian this better not be a trick okay oh no no no it’s not a trick now okay good job you took the first

Step in now the diamonds are just over here and uh I thought I thought I’d let you have but they’re why are they not Evol around what are you doing out here oh no h me we’re we’re we’re getting we’re getting diamonds it’s fine did you

Dare ask to come out here to this graveyard like what is wrong with you she can go to the graveyard if she wants especially if she wants these unclaimed no she can’t it’s dangerous out here sane diamonds no you know I need some no don’t give it into temptation no don’t

Do it hey you’re not my dad I can go do whatever I want okay I got how do you know that we haven’t done a test you know what I I aced all my test thises so I am going to mine those diamonds all

Right uh let’s see I got to get up there though no no not on my you’re not going to those diamonds I’m just going to get for you you got to mine them down here what no Zane Zane Zay these are my diamond he called me chicken he didn’t

Call you a chicken fine you know what all right call her a chicken yeah he called me a chicken you know she can’t resist that it’s I can find my own battles Dan I got this right so tell me tell me what what do you want me to do

Huh I want you to stand down there and you know see see if you can reach those diamonds I’m going to go up here and uh help you out you know mhm fine I swear if anything happens your life is on the line uhhuh no everything will be fine

You know no a don’t be directly under it something might happen it’s fine I can get it don’t worry all right I got this what the f what F watch out it’s not stable Zane I’ve got this all right just give me a second it’s going to fall

On what what happened you what happened H you all right oh no that that that was supposed to fall please say something say anything what’s happening Z what do we do I know the first thing I’m going to do what this is your no no no no get

Back here it’s fine it’s fine we can we can is that a ghost oh no oh no what’s happening I’m out of here better Runner you’re going to be the next ghost what I’m a ghost all right what other Mischief can I cause Let’s uh o ghost like to thrive in spooky places

What if I keep just like hitting these until they’re gone oo wait who else is on Kim oh that’s let’s see what she’s up to she in she’s in her house spooky I got to open this door oh no wait I don’t have to okay oh boy I can’t

Wait to read this ghost story I’m so excited ghost wait a second there seems to be a weird chill in the air ex if I felt something like this before oo I know how to make this better probably nothing this is good mood for my book okay let’s see here

What she’s not scared what let’s see SC the young girl ran as fast as she could into the scary old house to get away from the scary old ghost uh she thought she would be safe inside her house but then the door slammed really hard that was weird and then the light

Started going out and stuff started floating around and what’s going on oh now it’s time to reveal myself to her hello is there someone Here hello k welome a ghost it’s taking the for of my best friend take that but but wait she just do you can’t attack me with a book it’s impossible I can keep trying Kim you don’t understand I’m a spooky ghost so you better run if you’re

Scared scared of me I’m not scared of you but you’re not I’m I’m brave um there’s nothing you can do that can scare me absolutely nothing oh my gosh what are you doing my BS they’re my children now spooky ghost you’re scar terrible ghost no spy my

BS you know what and you know Kim just just to make you more scared how about a creeper in your books there you go not a creeper yay book power go good think I’m still invisible I don’t think she’ll see me waiting here let’s see what she’s up to I

Wonder Casey what are you doing here it’s not safe right now I it was scary being at my house alone all right fine stay here but close the door the murder could be anywhere o they really believe that sorry now did you try baking something I

Know that always calms you down yeah but the sugar just reminded me of half and I got sad oh now she feels bad after breaking into my house well you know since you’re here let’s at least make sure your hunger bar is full you need to

Be able to run at any second the killer could be anyone okay I wonder if Zane might be the killer H he tried to get me earlier so okay let’s cook you some raw beef in here get you some steak and that should fill you up okay okay so you just

Stay here and I’m going to go upstairs and keep murder proofing my windows all right okay oh that’s why his house is filled with Cobblestone interesting wish were here she’ find the murder a that’s sweet of her but I think I might be able to see if their friendship is close what

If I did things like this ooh okay I should play check on that P though huh all right wait that gives me a bit of an idea what if I like this better back up better back up wait what’s Going oh wow casy is everything okay what what why are you on fire on fire hang on I got water over here ow ow ow I got it it’s fine what huh wa this is nuts um water this is not working what did you

TR to do kill me I’m not trying to kill you I’m not a murderer what I’m going upstair what is with this water yeah I mean right there’s a shower up there maybe you can wash all this off a few moments later wait what the the what the look

Like you a Lon a people Person you can’t do that to him away got to get away got to get away get back here no thank you rine they have this try getting me now wait what the what the another wolf why are there so many wolves there she is I got her I got her

I don’t got her wa she’s so Fast away from me there’s so many big wolves out there’re going to eat me I have you give up human you’re no match for the alpha and my pack plus your corner okay that’s a good observation but what if I use my brain to jump it in here

Wait why is the water jump into the sinking water easy to finish her why is it moving like this I did it what the wait wait I’m saved how did you carry me like that who are you doesn’t matter who I am now just

Go do you not want to eat me see she should be they know how to swim too yeah she’s just squash hang on what she’s alive I’m alive great probably so bad now and also who is this guy on my territory I’m the alpha and I

Say oh what w can make us do that I can’t it’s him it’s the Ultima well that actually means he’s in charge not the alpha die you idiots and I saved her so she’s mine now take me to Shel like I’m going to let somebody make me do Anything how dare you looks like you be taught a lesson person anyone else not want to listen so Mr Ultima sir follow this way this way Mr Ultima let’s go that’s what I thought you guys go on ahead do your wolf thing I’m just going to going anywhere where

You can drag me I’m actually got my own home out of here I need you here okay sure they’re going to eat me if I don’t we got yes wow this is kind of H homey that’s the Ultima yeah that’s what I said and no one listens to me you have

To C for weing stop but but the whole thing you just kind of adds to the Chart plus anytime we need more room I just got to go nice now we got ourselves Mr Ultima this way to the rooms come this way this way the wood yes just make sure to stay

Out of my room since I’m the alpha you mean this one hey I just said that’s my room hey I don’t know Ian I think it’s for the new leader of the pack now yeah I me not going to take it forever just give me the night do I stay here or okay

Well you two get comfortable and uh we’re going to discuss some uh wolf things bye uh wait wait you’re injured how so loud listen listen I’m telling you I think he’s injured that means we can kill him and then I’ll be in charge again what wow they’re mean

Hey did you hear that at all yeah all wolves are like that I could you need help it’ll be fine let me see let me try something um just give me the night to rest grab that oh I I thought it was going to actually break a little bit but

That actually works too if I can craft this here what are you doing I can craft bandages see hold still let me just there you go is that better yeah that’s a bit better I’m Aaron by the way oh I’m Anna nice to meet

You excuse me I said give me the KN oh Mr Ultimus sir we were just coming to check on you and see what you wanted to do with your pet human pet I’m a pet she’s not a pet she just owes me okay sorry sorry are you sure because

As your perk we want to help you and if you’re injured I’m not injured oh but hi you can’t do that to him do you want me to do it to you too maybe you should back off a bit okay what I you can’t tell me what to do

You’re just a human don’t you think maybe you should be cleaning the den or something cleaning you know I don’t I don’t clean why would you think I would uh listen to her uh yes sir right away sir goodbye sir thank you sir wow that’s pretty impressive okay

Just get rid of all these and a little better I mean he did save me so I do owe a in to clean the room at least then I can probably get out of here but since he saved me I definitely want to make sure that he’s taken care of those other

Wolves seem pretty vicious and I want to make sure that he’s what am I going to do against Wy hi nice to meet you looks like I got something for my Hunger um rocks you know how hard it is to hunt as a wolf is

It I’m not actually food I’m a human and I out out here oh good news um this wol needs to know that I’m not food oh no how could you if anything I should have had the first Bight excuse me wait wait why do we both take a bite at the same

Time okay get away get away get away I should jum the tree play with our food what oh are those bones Bon B what happened hey look at this bone you boom boom bom boom wow these Wes are vicious I got to get out of here um

Let’s see hey where are you going hav’t dessert yet oh dessert this is just the forest biome about to be [Laughter] dinner are you PS doing I told every one of you to leave her alone who’s this guy again don’t you remember that’s the ultimate yeah the new guy who

What you going come here you guys are in trouble ah what the don’t you I’m sorry I’m sorry okay I I I won’t find her anymore you stop it now stop wa you’re going to stay away from him so strong leave him alone okay if you’re strong enough to KI you can’t

Fight me watch this WOW crazy oh far are you are you okay you’re hurt again I’m fine I’m fine are you all right yeah I’m fine all right good wait hey what thanks again I really appreciate it what I should be thanking you that was a pretty strong

Kick I try ate my vegetables you know just be careful right these guys can be pretty mean yeah sure you too oh no no no no no what’s going on here what the heck I thought we’re a pack what’s happening sorry Guys oh no no no I got to stop this hey what we do come here wait hey hey is that the human what what are you doing here get back down I got you come on stay over here here we go what hey what

Are you doing to my wall no no no no no these aren’t your wolves anymore I’m calming them down using them to attack aimlessly what don’t growl at me look at you you’ve lost half your army oh I don’t need an army to get what I need

What what do you need then I need a boat please please please just give me a boat I just need a boat you want the little to they all got cool boats and I want a boat please oh I guess you’re just a big puppy cute all right there you go

Oh that was easy EAS easy to keep an eye on him I need to go talk to a we’ll do finally I’m taking my pack back once and for all I’m not going to let you do what what are you doing here when did you get here I wanted to help to leave

Her out of this after I take care of him then I’ll get you said leave her out of this oh that’s how you want to do it stop it you’re not going to hurt anyone stop me Pier you’re with me right sorry I was listening yeah s we have a good little p

Over here what’s going on you haven’t been very nice I don’t know yeah we like the pet he’s nice yeah exactly gave a they just wanted someone to be nice to him right you’re all against me I see how it is it’s time for you to leave

I’ll be back for you well sorry say something yeah whatever looks like you’re okay yeah I’m fine so wait now yeah what are we supposed to do now yeah um well our D’s looking a little rough after that flight should stay around to help you fix

Things up okay wait just that maybe some other things too you know well I guess we better fix this place up yep okay let’s get to work together as a practice w