Aphmau Joins THE FBI In Minecraft!

Erin to me you are the best person ever and i wanted to get you the perfect gift so i laugh i don’t need a gift from you to know you care just spending today with you is the best pres Fits perfectly and super comfy slippers how to eat magic thanks your gifts under the tree Now i see that the perfect gift was with me all along in my family and friends where’s my gold we all learned a very valuable lesson uh not me whatever i’m opening this present without asking and snowmen cat are back and they brought a new friend with them for the

Holiday season say hi to santa cat get them today and our other holiday season merch including the cute mini meows happy holidays this minecraft server gets its very own fbi agent my job is to solve every crime affecting minecraft players and i’m going to uncover every big secret each player is hiding

All right with all this wood i should be able to get a nicer house all right put that there plant the tree again want the tree to grow back yes wasn’t that a great high sweep oh it’s so good Do you have any diamonds yeah what do you we gotta pay the diamond tax please thank you what is that it’s where you give us diamonds Came Uh me yeah you come here i’m not supposed to talk to strangers you know me i’m no stranger i’m the fbi why are you scared is it because i didn’t pay the diamond tax the diamond what now oh man that was a prank oh no no no no no you must be thinking

About the cia i’m the fbi i guess that’s how you can tell because you’re wearing that why are you wearing that i investigate crime on the server and i noticed how you took those two down with so much ease oh well you’re welcome you know what i think you should join the fbi

You and i could solve crime on this server together i don’t know actually i got some you know wood chopping to do so what ah that wasn’t a question wait a minute why are you doing this hell thank you for your service uh right this way man this better be a fun game

It’ll be fun for one of us zayn this is just this is huge well you haven’t seen anything yet now go ahead and step inside this is so cool yes you’re going to be learning all the secret techniques and resources that we have in order to make yourself an elite

Fbi agent wait you’re gonna make me an fbi agent yes that’s the whole point of why i brought you here uh are we getting a badge in the uniform do i have to wear these puffs all the time oh yeah probably should go ahead and take care of those and

There we go now this is our special area right here now we need to go ahead and get you your badge which i’m pretty sure i have it here somewhere hey hey don’t don’t touch those okay i won’t touch those because see senior agents only only do not touch don’t touch i’m serious

I’ll tell on you if you do it oh okay all right i i i i won’t i won’t touch him i promise all right if we’re gonna make you an agent we need to start off with the most basic of things you need a badge

Oh look at this get a badge and oh what does it do huh voila oh let me see your agent now yes no no no you know you’re not seeing your age like hey hey hey hey hey sorry let’s brief on the mission first okay yes sir all right we’ve been investigating

Crimes involving sheep recently almost all the sheep on this server have gone missing now this is a highly intelligent crime we’ve given the criminal whoever it is the code name mutton man well we thought it was him but i said this was an intelligent criminal whoever is doing this is hiding their tracks

Really well your first mission should you choose to accept it is to find whoever did this and bring them to justice all right i got this i will bring them to justice and let me see mutton man she was seeing an orange house picture shows you know the crowd

Oh okay all right don’t worry i won’t let you down i got it shoot that when you’re outside yeah look good luck agent wait when did i give you the keys orange there we go all right perfect i’m coming in shut up oh what what

Sorry about that sorry fbi yeah i got a badge fbi i’m here to investigate the seat of the crime hello officer hi yeah what what’s what how can i help you today all right so i’m here to vote against the crime i see we got some tape

Here all right i will take it from here oh no oh no this is chopped and mint sauce from what i understand all the sheep have disappeared on the server so where were you last night well the whole server slept so night was like only a few seconds i was just here

Likely story knowing likely story all right i’m gonna use my clue finder four thousand to start looking for some clues man i’m just so obsessed those sheep and i had to go way past the desert to get them it’s fine don’t worry i’ll get to the bottom of this i’ll get to the

Bottom of this what’s up i can’t see that’s getting the sheep problem here oh yes i heard about your sheep going missing i’m so sorry yeah i’m on the case i’m an fbi agent my first day i’m working on it oh that’s cool um anyway here it makes me feel better i’m sure

We’re gone well that’s nice that’s very nice Thank you so much i’m trying to find some clues geez sorry i’m sorry please don’t yell at me somewhere i found it i think i know who did this noi don’t worry your sheep will be found i’ll see you guys later oh no so are you sure this is a good thing

That we should be doing i mean it’s right we can just go knock on his door no no no no no that that is one of the last things we do we don’t do it until we’re sure until then we have ourselves a stakeout oh stakeout okay all right so

We just gotta be not suspicious okay i guess exactly you can never be too specific suspicious i gotcha sorry nothing to see here folks just minecraft players have no barbecue outside please disperse and lie down so everyone can go to sleep yep what are we supposed to do here aside from this

Can’t just make state jokes okay i want you to take this oh okay let me see let me see oh it’s a cat oh you’ve got secret cameras in this room oh god exactly oh my gosh what do you see i can’t believe it what is it that’s a really pretty flower

And there’s a sheep the sample’s right there you say sheep i see a sheep he’s got her sheep confirmed from the sheep okay okay make the bus move in move in make the bus fbi open up freeze where you are the funniest joke wait what what what’s going on unbelievable

I don’t know what you think this is but this isn’t what it looks like mm-hmm a likely story looks like you’re having lamb um no but it turns out we have a completely different dinner option for you tonight what what is it is it um um steak it’s justice you criminal

Look at him hang on no this is this isn’t fair that’s not what it looks like it’s not mine hey it has the kidnap sheet plan going the kidnapping i mean how’s the yeah yeah i i can explain everything kim asked me to watch this sheep i don’t know why i didn’t

Think that kim would you little perfect huh booker booker yeah all right oh nice come on kim take it just being thrown at me you gotta get me out of these come on kim come on oh yeah i guess i’m probably gonna need those for something here hang on there we go

I’ve got my eye on you okay um are are you gonna take the sheep or can i keep it to be determined okay how about my door well the thing that i don’t understand is why did you need so many sheep kim isn’t it obviously i wanted more books for me

But but but kim you you don’t need sheep you need cows with leather and paper to make books right right of course i need you wait cows oh yeah it’s cows all right zayn did i do a good job yeah yes you did the best job ever no one

Would have ever thought it was gonna be kim behind this right it’s always the ones you don’t suspect whatever we need to talk here i already have your next mission lined up all right i’m ready all right your next mission will be to find out what casey is up to

Recently what zayn is this some kind of way for you to get me to confess your feelings to casey what no no no not yeah probably this is this is not part of official business you don’t need to be a cop to know that look this is serious

I am worried about her she’s been acting really weird since she’s gotten that new laptop of hers she’s been making a lot more tnt than she usually does and and i think she may have fallen in with the wrong crowd piercing exactly you need to find a way to get

Into her place get her laptop and see what is going on all right i won’t fail you zayn i got this right after i throw some more books that kip Casey would never do anything she’s so sweet and innocent i’m gonna approach her not as an fbi agent but as That happened after you answered the door i’m gonna come in you have a nice place look at all this cute look at these books are you up to anything diabolical lately not really all that cake is that devil’s cake uh just regular normal minecraft cake everything looks pretty pretty good

I’m gonna help you clean you know what i got this i’m gonna help you yeah i’ll clean stuff for you you go upstairs and you relax all right okay uh yeah i’m cleaning all my friends houses just to make sure that they’re good okay all right gotta find something something

Something anything anything give me a clue all right so saying give me this flash drive this flash drive if there’s anything here you should help me out something like this there’s nothing under there nothing out of there either no uh spider decoy come on there you are all right agent spider i

Need you to look around see if you can find anything oh my gosh we should get upstairs and look upstairs at what’s going on oh this is so nice look at this and you have some interesting files here what do you mean and some what is this another toaster that’s the modem

Um modem all right it doesn’t look like anything’s going on around here so uh just regular there we go minecraft what’s going on oh uh virus i have something to confess i am actually this is the fbi all right what are you doing what are you doing do

You got here what you got here oh you know what i’m about to do this all right casey i got this this actually helps me get into your computer huh wait a minute I got this Don’t worry i’ll build you a new house also okay i have to book yes sorry let’s go and booked all right i got it hi casey hey c i can’t believe you would do something like this she was trying to download a virus into minecraft that would hack all our minecraft accounts

And honestly make us spend all our minecoins wow that’s super evil that’s super evil keep this up and you’ll be a better agent than me someday maybe today alvin your next task find out what happened to noy wait what what happened to him stop it he’s gone missing and unfortunately

We think he may have been tied ahead so get out there and find him if one player goes missing then it means something is out there to get us but this was kim she had her sweater attached come on find me a clue some kind of clue

Something that tells me where noi is i just need to know all right just gotta find out huh cookie crumbs oh more cookie crumbs more oh my gosh what the huh blue wool and not just any blue wool either i think i have an idea where noy

Went all right i’m on the cake no i was laughing with pierce that’s what the clothes told me all right we’re gonna have to play this old-fashioned style i believe let’s go good cop back up style you play good cop i play bad cop all right let me

Enter softly okay you play bad cop all right oh hey what don’t act done with us you we know you know where he is where were you on the night on the floor okay it’s okay i know i don’t understand it’s okay i’ll give you a little pat on the head

People want to change your mind i don’t know you know what this is actually one of those things would you get this it’s pretty nice but the last time some noise was he came over to use my bathroom please oh he’s still here why explains a lot

Why that door’s been locked in the past i was just yelling for some help i just kind of ran out of toilet paper and i well was kind of trying to get clean so oh my gosh Sorry bud yeah i’ll just go get some uh from the from the store okay all right give him some books oh nice okay all right multiply okay all right i think i know what we need to do zayn well done why are you arresting me i mean isn’t it obvious you wasted our

Time we’re finally on your last mission complete this and you will officially be the best fbi agent of all time i’m ready i’m ready i’m ready i got this all right final mission you need to find pierce and ian’s secret base all right yeah i’m on it wait wait

How do you know they have one and wouldn’t you wouldn’t be a secret if they had a secret base they have been quiet they haven’t shown up once they haven’t done a single thing recently see this is why you have the eye for crime find out what they’re

Up to or else we could all be doomed all right wait wait we didn’t put a lever in here but hold on i’m on a stakeout she probably should have really brought some steaks man this could have been like a party but no and zayn doesn’t want to come with me no

Worse than villagers i’m going after them okay oh they went behind this wall all right this is gonna be my most intense mission yet i’m gonna have to go in really quietly Perfect okay all right woof oh no i’m stuck all right going in oh whoa got lasers all right i can do this my training prepared me for everything just gotta go under and there we go and Oh sharks gotta handle this very delicately get out of here okay all right they’re gone yeah i could have just gone up a bus sorry sharks not again i am doing very legitimate business here nothing else are you guys making emeralds for villagers no no no no no there there are no

Emeralds here see that’s it that’s it time to book all right come on you two wait did you say zayn Also there’s only one bed in here come on you guys realize you’ve been involved in multiple crimes and you’ve been uh you know accomplices to them and that means you’ve helped what that means okay so this is yeah this is the third time you’re going to jail all right

No i i think it was a few times You locked up all the suspects should i say my pawns it was kind of his idea oh they were doing all my tasks but i couldn’t run the risk of them spilling everything so i had you arrest them all this is why you wanted to play fbi

That’s insane i’m getting out of here oh good luck with that because even if you do you’re not going to stop a double agent like me okay just uh Thinking let us out oh she’s gone no so long i can drive too oh no zayn come back here you’re invading the law oh what a good day for deception i got one too you forget i know everything you do you tuck me going off first

Guess what i got i got a flame thrower wait where did you get that i got it from the on camera he’s gonna come over here i didn’t just i didn’t authorize that for you i never expected this to happen don’t you get it you took me out

Now you’re going to be just like me what does that mean paperwork you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the agent a double agent [Applause] Stop stop being dramatic you’re still going to jail all right hope you all learned your lesson no cr you staying there i think so um technically didn’t we do everything because of zayn this is all his fault yeah it was all his fault okay i don’t even do anything that doesn’t make it

Any less wrong look at casey see she’s she’s staying in herself she’s being good casey you can go she stayed in her cell like a good girl you guys didn’t stain yourself but they took myself all right all right you guys stay here i gotta rebuild hold on one second