Aphmau – KISS APHMAU or LIVE FOREVER in Minecraft!

Oh okay what would you rather be fun would you rather uh live forever or kiss after okay but where is everyone everyone’s invisible yeah we’re invisible and we won’t have them yeah if you run around you see little sparklies you have to go from one side or the

Other uh so all right so I know what to pick okay all right uh you know I really don’t want to see anyone else online is one thing and I’ll deal with that later um I’m just saying that living forever and that’s a really long time I wanted to live forever okay now you see why I picked the others this is what happened when you can’t look at me this is [Laughter] what wait what are you doing well I mean I’ve already got this so uh

I’m here I think that’s what happens when you don’t live forever [Laughter] [Applause] not me princess or Ninja I know okay yes I’ve never been a princess Is not cool that’s awesome princess wait wait why the princess is flipping well our enemy is over here Flip away I keep flipping guys help yeah I’ve played as a ninja flipping I’ll flip it out oh guess your stock is a princess flip a princess we’ll see you later bye-bye I guess you’re cute it’s like me and Casey lose your bones or become a robot oh uh why

Would you I have opinions I know what I want to do this one sounds fun look at you how many bones is overrated I think there’s a real winner here in this situation yeah they they look like the pool so I’m Gonna Fly I want to lose my bones help okay fly

You know what is going to the next round they bought what do you think initiate next deactivate going to next room let’s go Noobs I would like to argue that if you try to survive a volcano you’re gonna burn so there’s nothing you can do but yeah it’s guaranteed that you survive well each one are pretty awful to read who likes to read I’ve got this I’ve got this okay okay fine go ahead

That’s angles Kim no it says what’s this angles okay okay angles are decimals go ahead and pick I’m gonna pick oh gotta fight them I thought we would become them and fight them Angels Angles versus d ude they’re still fighting me uh I think my demons are winning oh no humans are definitely

Winning oh no the angles we should get out of here I guess now we know what happens when angels fall oh Okay yeah what’s going on what do we got become bubble gum or gum in here I don’t want to get chewy yeah yeah no no no see I can’t oh yeah what happened wait wait why would you guys choose [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] okay we’re fine so this is uh broken leg oh no I uh yeah this is clearly worse than the other okay so let’s weigh the pros and cons so a broken leg I don’t know if I can afford that all right guys you’re already taller than me so

Yeah really consider that angle I don’t know if a broken neck is that much better what if it’s like a noodle neck can you get it I can be taller okay yeah yeah okay oh yikes oh man can we just walk places oh you can only walk in a circle it looks like

All right all right that doesn’t seem safe to drive The Run who wants to read because I’m tired of reading yo I got this uh save one billion dollars or save your pets oh my gosh all right let’s think about this recently wait wait save one billion is that my money or is it somebody else’s

Money just think of the poor money maybe you could save your animals with the with the money things are more important than money buy happiness with Buddy I didn’t have a billion dollars to begin yay Take care of you don’t worry I got the bumper Zayn save my cat oh no we’re coming all right come here come here come here I have an idea I’m I’m gonna toss you up there you’re not getting you’re not giving me like a one two three or anything you know

I’ll do that go get the kitties and toss them over here please why are you killing your friends yeah you know saying this wouldn’t have happened if you uh chose a billion dollars okay I got it I got it that one wasn’t my fault it just ran right in like like a story

I mean I put in the effort it’s the it’s the animal’s responsibility at that point wait the treasure oh grow the longest hair a girl bushy beef oh we can look kind of sophisticated huh I know which one I want to do yeah yeah this one’s definitely obvious

All right guys I’m not gonna lie this is not what I thought it was gonna be wait yeah this isn’t a very good beer [Laughter] Yeah it’s super sad okay uh all right so which one are you guys gonna pick well I’m definitely not laying eggs I think there’s an obvious answer okay Oh okay ah yes what look guys limited supply of eggs [Applause] but this is the worst thing I’ve ever done I don’t want to hear it I have to lay eggs every two minutes okay oh we could be the new Easter Bunny all right I got this one I got it okay

Wait wait Aaron would you rather have a big sword or um I think this is a little bit one-sided because I’d rather have a big sword I could live out my anime fantasies when could I take over the server more It’s gonna be a sword no you know wow yeah take that that’s my giant creeper well this one’s a funky room yeah I’m one of these is horrible huh I mean one of them is way more fashionable than the other I had to do it I had to see what they look like

Oh I am not sure it’s a nightmare I don’t like that no no no I don’t like that at all You know I’m gonna try to pull up my jeans give me a second yeah I can’t breathe okay let me press the button for you push the button Uh get a pedicure get a manicure this actually sounds pretty nice wait a minute I don’t know what those are let’s wear your hands look oh got it yes are they cool yeah I’m gonna pick this one this one because it says wait a minute oh wow wow oh my gosh they’re fabulous wow okay yeah yours looks like your toes are bleeding yeah this is a thing we live here now this is our feet oh no I feel like I want to

Like start clicking my nails would you rather fight many little babies oh no oh no oh bite a big baby are they wearing ties Okay you know I want to read this time okay all right so never change your socks or never wash your hair I only do both of these If I had to pick one I guess oh I hate this well there’s no good I’ll come here short hair at work you know what happened I mean it’s everywhere I mean my hair’s just the same yeah yes of course oh pretty oh I like the colors a white dragon ready [Applause] I want my dragon to fight I gotta know what happens if we pick unicorn wait what someone picked unicorn I want

To pick unicorn okay let’s just see what happens all right what do we do with them oh this just turned up to 100 real quick oh you know I’m gonna let this all play out yeah I think the dragons win tall small like you gotta pay the toll

Toll or pay the small toe you know what I’m picking one you’re all gonna be surprised at which one I pick listen F we all know you’re gonna pick to be tall are we are we though Yep everything is as it should be I don’t know about you guys but I don’t see a difference yeah I’m about to say good to see nothing has changed You want to show me your story I have a baby with Ian wow or a baby with ass This takes longer than 10 seconds to decide that I’ve got questions [Applause] is that you why I mean I’m I’m already having the baby myself so you know wait wait where’s the same baby do we look the same we’re just the same okay who’s the real life now wait what who smells the worst what you guys fine let’s go to the next one all

Right become a fire Elemental or become a water Elementor I already know you don’t even have to tell me I definitely know what I’m picking I’m gonna try this one oh wow look at this that’s cool [Applause] oh yeah hydro pump let’s go should this make obsidian or something

Yeah this really should make obsidian or Cobblestone whichever one hits first okay I always knew I was hot wait wait wait wait a minute okay this is it I don’t know if I like this room’s colors have no eyes or have no mouth oh no I don’t like either of these wait

Wait guys do we already have a mouth in Minecraft that’s true so so if I don’t have a mouth I can’t scream but if I have no eyes then I can’t look at my beautiful we can’t talk I think you’re thinking about this a little too much oh

This is this is what it’s like hey totally blind oh cool oh wait wait wait I guess this means we could say whatever we want to him don’t say anything if you’re ugly and dumb and stupid and don’t deserve anything really the perfect scenario yeah forever guys I think we’re good you know

This is actually kind of peaceful like good high five high five oh