Aphmau Made A Terrible Anime.

I gotta all right people what’s up today I found out aphmau had an anime episode do you love anime I love anime let’s watch the aphmau anime Minecraft but my friends are animated I bet I am in for a treat ow what the [ __ ] half Mal I knew that

Your videos were typically loud but please tell me when the day was you woke up and decided to be a [ __ ] tumor I sincerely do not remember your other Minecraft videos being this [ __ ] loud now normally when I watch your videos I would only leave with a mild headache

But not even three seconds in the video and I’m already pissed off So this is the [ __ ] you spent all your YouTube revenue on what a [ __ ] waste of money you know maybe you could have actually had good voice acting to back up the animation but no you took that idea and threw it right out the [ __ ] window if I had aphmau’s budget to make

Animated YouTube videos I would be more than a blinking purple [ __ ] on screen not this [ __ ] where there’s an Among Us character on this dude’s forehead you call this evolving your content I call this a load of [ __ ] um the things kids find interesting in 2022 and audience yes I know I continue

Bringing up this question at this point I sound like a philosopher asking the most useless [ __ ] questions but I invite any aphmau fan that happens to watch my YouTube videos to comment a [ __ ] essay on why exactly you as a little boy enjoys these videos and I promise I will read your comment

Everybody’s gonna look at you like a [ __ ] zoo animal but I am interested is the Frog it’s a frog your new boyfriend [Laughter] tricked aphmau ever forgive you wait teaching children animal abuse now that’s a life lesson right there aphmau yeah what done oh I’m so glad these guys consistently beat

The [ __ ] out of this guy I have no idea who he is I am not familiar with the aphmau crew in the slightest but whoever this blue [ __ ] is I’m so glad you bully him out of the entire aphmau crew he is easily one of the most

Annoying people I’ve ever seen not just on YouTube Just in life General ready house and this is why I will never watch JoJo not that I hate the [ __ ] anime I’ve never seen the anime but if aphmau watches JoJo I’m afraid I will never watch this show in my life imma just

Have to stick with my good old Initial D baby Stay calm stay calm no don’t you dare yeah What the [ __ ] just happened the only person that can help me understand this [ __ ] is my four-year-old niece were they trying to not get noticed by the 60 year old predator in the comic store did this guy sneeze because JoJo was a disease to [ __ ] anime I am so unbelievably lost

No I don’t want them to keep an eye on me they already got me in trouble and I already bited them Missy I don’t want to hear a no from you now come here here’s an Ian I’m gonna watch over you come on no I’m sorry on

The floor come on you can’t no stop no follow me you have no choice in the matter I think I understand things now aphmau is into toddler role play I figured it out baby let’s go 30 year old woman into toddler role play I mean that’s uh that’s a little weird bro the

Idea of pretending to be a child and letting this guy boss you around that’s uh that’s a little sussy I can’t say the other word because YouTube would get their [ __ ] firing squad okay thank you all for coming here today we are here to honor a wonderful fish Who the [ __ ] is this I swear audience the dumbasses just keep on piling up out of the entire aphmau crew this is the only guy I can tolerate everybody else is low IQ loud as [ __ ] doesn’t know how to do [ __ ] it’s almost like they’re acting like a modern child of today’s

Day and age huh go figure I told you can’t object to this kind of thing look Casey I know it’s hard but I’m sure cupcake lived a long healthy fishy life when did you get him yes yes oh well what the [ __ ] did you do to

The fish if I had to put on my tin foil hat here ladies and gentlemen this kind young lady probably overfed the fish like a [ __ ] idiot and she probably made the fish [ __ ] pass away and I only say this from personal experience when I was five years old I overfed my

Fish and it [ __ ] died he probably did the same [ __ ] I wouldn’t put it past her at least there’s water here oh no I don’t like water oh there’s a llama oh but there’s the water oh no this is a bad way to live I’m just trying to long distance

Yeah I don’t like this guy anymore I liked you for the first two minutes I really thought that you were mature but I guess not so [ __ ] you okay you know what I may be the princess player trapped inside you aphmau a [ __ ] princess oh [ __ ] your Kingdom’s gonna

[ __ ] burn the 30 year old woman that acts like a [ __ ] toddler becoming a princess I would rather have the queen on her [ __ ] last breath before I choose you but [Laughter] shut the [ __ ] up what can I say I was right if I were to rule a kingdom this [ __ ] would not

Happen everybody would walk on [ __ ] streets of gold well I may not have my smarts but at least I still have my looks then [ __ ] go back to 2009. I swear as the video continues to progress I’m starting to [ __ ] hate this guy more and more you’re very handsome Zane Casey’s gonna

Love it they’ll show her they’ll show her OKC look at him go he’s got this oh come on that’s what I call a common L from the aphmau crew did I expect anybody from the aphmau crew to pull some hoes absolutely not if I can’t pull some [ __ ] hoes then you can’t get

[ __ ] oh what’s this seems to be a force field it keeps anything that’s Evil deadly use this to make sure that I get up wait wait hold on all right sorry baby wait why can’t I get it heads up you keep coming to escape audience this is what I would call

Segregation now I’m not calling anybody anything but uh do you see any colored folk inside of this building I mean there’s aphmau but she’s [ __ ] tan I think the door is racist I know somebody had to say it the door of racism is being a piece of [ __ ]

Let you out the door Kim come on this workout stuff is um Right here yeah I think I’m [ __ ] done anyways audience I think I’ve seen enough [ __ ] today please click the video on screen I promise you’ll love it but anyways yeah subscribe