Aphmau – Minecraft but DATE MARRY KILL!…

Aphmau are you ready to date me yet what no way Ian she’s going to marry me she’s not going to date either of you bozos if you keep it up right f um um aphmau oh no I can’t choose if I can’t choose the day to marry then maybe I have to kill

In this game of date fairy kill who would you choose welcome ladies and gentlemen to the lovely French restaurants on the server look we have business spread here I think it’s been yay it’s not actually a french toast and this is not what I thought it was but look we have all of

This beautiful stuff and uh I’ve invited you guys here for a very special reason I want to sit down and have lunch that’s it literally that’s it oh look it’s really nice did you just bring us here to talk about bread though wait yes wait

A big one that spread what the the the beige Nets they’re bread they’re the beige nuts they’re all right so but also I brought you here to play date Mary kill okay this game is pretty simple on the board we got some choices to date Mary kill all right let’s um now

You can pick you pick your up you pick your color and we do this okay so well this one’s easy oh wow Kim okay Zayna I mean I know myself every now and then but I mean I can deal with it I agree I agree okay Mary I wanna guess

And then Dave yeah I’m impartial wow yeah yeah okay um let’s see I’m gonna go with Mary date yeah and then kill because I don’t know what Pierce does Okay so what what did he do what what did he do what is this oh this is my house

We got we got beijingx would you like one give me the face can someone explain things though why am I here oh so we’re playing date Mary kill today and uh yeah and I see that you decided to marry me wow these are great oh yeah because you know uh you

Have the most diamonds diamonds oh my faces don’t lie hey guys why are Planet knives right in front of my business oh um uh what’s happening I don’t know get to the altar to win oh hey you’re in a dress guys do not get these damage there oh my dolls okay it’s true

What’s Pierce doing over there all right there we go [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] Oh Aaron come on Aaron oh no dude guys the zombies are easy just oh my God it’s awesome stick them up pick them up See pick him up all right okay wow all right we’re coming we did it why’d you chose to marry me I don’t wait where are we Still I’ve got it creepy though okay oh so we got some new options yes oh we got a beach boy a bad boy and a nerdy boy who would choose the nerdy boy like Kim really what what wait Zayn really I did hey stop okay all right all right

All right this is uh pretty easy for me okay uh for once I think we’re an agreement okay all right so here’s the thing I like big boys itty bitty boys Mississippi boys and bad boys [Laughter] Where’s the beach boy I’ll find them first he’s mine I don’t want the bad boy might be a better prankster than I am and I won’t have that not in my oh you’re jealous I I realized okay I’m gonna find it first I got I got it it’s mine

Hold on hold on we can resolve this peacefully all right you’re both on the roof and then yeah don’t worry don’t worry you’re safe with me it’s fine it’s your house no are you lying yes I mean no that sounds like something a liar would say Kim he’s using the bathroom my goodness

Guys I think I found a husband but I can’t tell is he the nerdy one or the beach one hey you got the nerd oh all right then oh then he doesn’t look okay also I found now I’m stuck on your house don’t worry a chance oh

I think thank you hey yeah hey hey can you put me down now one day in the sun where are we oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh hello good looking all right what are you gonna pick boy oh okay yeah what are you gonna pick huh You know what oh I’m killing kids let me know um dating you that that would be real great but then you know old people get married so you know kind of logic is um you know what I’m gonna date Kim because she’s here wait I chose to marry you but whatever

What are you doing well you did oh I just copied you again Kim yeah I want a library card all right and by dating you I get a library card and by swapping from my library there’s no intentions coming out actually you’re 100 right you know what

Forget the library no no forget the library card I want your Kindle subscription she’s a material girl what can we say okay I’m done what’s going on it’s like a little game together yeah yeah Look at him you chose I mean I had to pick someone that’s how the game works so you have to date someone marry someone and kill someone I think she’s gonna kill you oh that’s it I don’t think she realizes it’s a game oh she snapped in her neck went too oh

My gosh We’re not even married that could have been us but you over here playing so and then she can cook cakes for me you know I I don’t know if you can cook cake oh it’s all okay running running tasty this is a big misunderstanding you buddy

I promise app is just a friend oh really good friend you should say really good friend you know um okay give Casey some sand she hates them um but you had to be like this and this girl could have been yours wait a minute Take a heart I’ll give you my heart chasing oh use them use them it makes Casey’s waves go get it ready okay okay I think it helped a little bit we need something if I give Ian gifts because we’re dating and I’m a good date how about a nice dinner Casey would you

Like that yeah all right yeah what do you want okay hello Yeah but that’s that’s not me do I look like that I don’t really like that I mean if you put on a hockey mask why the robot no no she kind of freaks me out she does the eyes let’s see I don’t know what you want I’m worried

About I mean as long as you know how to woo a woman none of them are a problem wow okay you know what you know what yes I’m picking the robot because I want help with my homework oh come on I mean that’s not a bad idea I mean listen I

Can see how some of you might be worried about not having enough Ian to go around but you know what that’s always nice are you serious come on here excuse me no okay I think I want to date the killer because it sounds like a lot of fun yeah

If I have to choose I can’t marry all three but whatever uh I guess I’ll wanna date you laughing but that’s not me oh whatever and uh do a little bit of that and there we go I’m gonna date Wednesday because I don’t know if I can I can deal

With that like that’s the whole can of worms I’m like you know but cute still yeah but at least she’s probably not gonna kill me so I mean she’ll put you situations where she might so yeah it sounds like the words of a scaredy cat

I am not scared I just think I could help kill a rap you know make friends with her and just yeah don’t worry about it what happened oh hang up let me let me show you oh the master okay so don’t worry don’t worry I know what I

Put on the pork butt if you really insist I can date all of you whoever gives me the most gold yeah no no hey what are you doing how’s the swooning going Ian he’s not doing that well guys we hide maybe they won’t see us Ian hurry up wow

Um uh I guess we’re safe right now maybe yeah otherwise we’re down here so yeah well they’re not down to yourself yeah I think I think you’re okay I think they’re perfectly fine wait what squeaky hammers all right we gotta find our way out of

Here maybe if we like yeah we do jump up over here it has something to do with Windows okay they’re back they’re back oh no oh okay okay guys I take my leg um I don’t need to date all of them you guys can have time that’s way better than squeaky Hammer I

Want one oh okay I got one sorry Wednesday what’s those fire guess we’re not really going for the date Mary kill fee huh are they gone it’s more like kill kill kill no no I’m not one of them cut it out oh huh what is this are you kidding me oh

Okay a rock zombie a monkey and a creepy all right handsome creepy oh gorgeous oh wow that’s some Shin okay yeah uh I think I’m gonna wow to me it’s trusty from the world I think I hate to admit it but what I agree with Zayn that’s my husband thank you wait in

Cares okay uh there we go push that bring it bring Rock and take me a monkey this is hard um no no so that’s my husband you came here my husband yeah I’m marrying a husband too hi Lynn they got the same look wow Kim you broke it

Is pretty sucks to me there’s princess but look look so I would marry uh the zombie because of Jumanji okay Jumanji um Jumanji and Jumanji two more of a jungle cruise guy myself yeah I just like the facial Rampage making yeah that that eyebrow Well I think he’s cute and I don’t want to die by The Imposter also over here I want to know more about it there’s no eyebrows so oh huh where are we you what oh oh okay what are we supposed to do emergency meeting oh oh save or kill

Wait what no there’s sauce put them in the lava I think oh yeah I think we’re on team kill yeah oh they gotta get ejected what’s with you huh wait a minute oh there’s so many more things just changed oh there are more okay all right let’s save the monkey

I found some more upstairs there’s a lot down here you know that right so uh which one of you wants to go on a date huh um [Laughter] come on Good job Where’s Ian is Anthony Kim are you okay wow oh no I’m actually scared to move there’s so many I saved them all all the among here saved