Aphmau – My BABY Thief’s SECRET Minecraft Base!

This adorable baby cat thief has the best sticker base on our minecraft server hidden in plain sight she’s out to use it to steal every player’s treasure by day she’s a normal adorable baby by nap time she turns into the greatest thief you’ll never see diamonds emeralds and cake all become

Hers as she uses secret tunnels to get to her hiding spot in every player’s house and when one player tries to catch her she uses her secret traps to get them off her trail will this cute baby be able to steal everything from everyone or will she go to baby jail

By the way be sure to steal that subscribe button by clicking it of course thanks oh look at this Is so adorable looking at her sitting and crawling alternatively all right everybody time to start this nonsense right here it’s starting nonsense no stop the nonsense fool bullish man hey hey hey hey i’ll have you know i am a man of the law not not really i got my certificate online but i

Am a baby detective and i have reason to believe that this baby is a thief you’re kind of big to be a baby detective no no i’m not a baby detective it says that on the badge yeah but why are you so big because i’m not i’m i don’t have time

For this listen i have reason to believe that this baby is thief and uh i’m gonna get to the bottom of this i’m gonna prove it what do you mean this baby could possibly steal anything but besides their hearts yeah look at her look at them those are

Being stolen away look at her she’s wearing a thief outfit oh that’s just a costume costume you got lots of costumes i see but this detective outfit is not a costume this is real this is serious and i am going to find out no i am not going to change you

I will change you to make you not evil ah how about that you can’t do that because she’s not evil yeah cute little baby all right all right fine i’m gonna go get some evidence but hang on what was that what was that come on baby

What you guys didn’t see what was in her hand oh you you beat the diamonds yeah yeah that’s hers what okay how does a baby have a diamond i it’s just she bounces yeah so is that a giant diamond yeah it’s kind of her thing you know

Just she just happens to have giant diamonds i mean you know what baby doesn’t am i right okay well you know i have important work to do i’m going to get to the bottom of this get some more evidence and uh yeah detective out that was you’re gonna help us

Fix this right nope what what a jerk i know and again kind of big for a baby right am i wrong yeah so what do we do with the baby oh i don’t know maybe maybe it maybe it’s nap time i think we’ve done good today of standing here in august we agree Oh see this is the best part what they don’t realize is that i’m gonna steal everything from them ian was right for once all i have to do is just use my secret base to go and get all of their stuff and they won’t even know that i’m the robber because

I’m just so darn cute okay i gotta stop eating cookies all right so let’s just use my super secret base in my diamond so that way i can steal everything from them a look at what i have here so this is my secret base of baby thief operations obviously i have a nice

Little rail to everyone’s house so how about we steal from the person who’s probably going to ride us out because he probably is just a little bit on to what i’m doing here i mean he saw my diamonds after all he’s not buying my disguise at all shame shame it’s a really good

Disguise too all right so let’s go to ian’s place and your place is going to be really fun i’ve been eyeing it up for a while what i’m going to do is grab my stuff my little cookies all my things just come outside and steal a few things right here

Mine mine mine what does he have in here trash but it’s my trash i just gotta make sure that i can’t believe she’s got the gold in my old pockets i do it that little thing okay okay okay oh my i will find out exactly how she’s doing it

And it’s gonna be i will get to the bottom of this i knew it all i have to do is just think about how i would do it because i’m smarter than a baby i could have figured this out what what is that there’s no golden in these items that where’d that chest

Go where’d my gold go what is this oh okay i still have one golden sword okay that’s fine it’s fine but what about my apples oh Um Stop being cute stop with that babysitter you know what let’s leave him a surprise oh oh no no no no no hey what was that explosion did anybody hear something i think it came from ian’s house let’s go check it out there’s a detective around town that looks a lot like you

Have you met him whoa kind of annoying watch yourself there’s a pretty nasty hole here oh look at all the summerfish i mean everything else looks okay i guess he’s not here ah there you guys are oh guys i knew it it was the baby

The baby broke into my house uh broke my house stole all my gold and i i was right i was right i knew it i knew it i knew it what the baby detective i can’t believe the baby detective blew up your house yeah that’s not oh i’m the baby detective and

I’m detecting that the baby blew up my house oh [ __ ] look out behind you why oh it looks like you had some creepers yeah it looks like your cret your house just uh great creepers that seems dangerous creepers aren’t the problem guys guys i’m telling you it’s the baby

And i bet i can prove it if we go to her crib right now she probably isn’t even there she might be doing crime elsewhere check out her we haven’t checked on her since nap time i feel like it’d be a good time to go check in

Let’s go back to the house right now i will prove it i will prove it but she’s there you’re gonna let this go right sure yeah i’m totally gonna let it go i’m never letting this go i know it’s her wait what was that maybe it’s if your shoe’s untied what

Okay it’s not my job to make sure that my shoe’s tight at all times it’s my job to fix crime that is a crime having your shoes laces untied is dangerous absolutely you could trip and fall and explode in your own home well you know

Stuff exploded in my own home but it was not by my doing so ooh who built the nice bridge i did because somebody blew up our home yeah it was probably the baby thief who is not not here right there wait that’s a double negative you can’t do that

Yeah that’s why you know i think that hang on hang on what how did these weren’t here before the golden is that my chandelier i don’t know what you’re talking about so i think that was there before seems as well lit as it used to be i don’t know

I will figure this out i will get to the bottom of this all right see you baby detective that was almost too easy okay all right so i need to make sure that they’re all out of kauai chan’s house before i go rob it what is this oh

Okay oh they’re all having a picnic look at them you guys don’t think these uh birds look pretty kind of funny uh what what birds i’m i’m too busy focusing on this beautiful turkey and sam selling sandwich if i can get it so yummy it looks delicious you for

Packing this it’s a lovely picnic just eat me it’s nothing so they are all at a picnic and they didn’t invite me well you know what it’s fine because i’m gonna go take some chan stuff so let’s go over to quad quite sorry bouncy stuff All right perfect perfect all right you stay right here escape cart bam okay all right all right got my little trap set it’s gotta go through here there they are still outside i can see pierce okay all right all right let’s see oh she left her secret vault open this is too easy

I wonder where this leads okay oh oh she put oh she must have known i stolen from her before so i gotta make sure that i don’t go here oh shoot oh that almost got me okay all right oh no my get out my car she got you i can’t believe this

Ah you must be a warning sign for intruders don’t worry don’t worry i’ll get you out of here later but for right now i’m gonna go take some treasure wait what this side can’t stop me because i can’t read oh where did this lead through probably something’s really cool

This just leads to her kitchen okay okay all right all right oh wait see what she what wait a minute this is a this is a secret chest oh i’m taking all her diamonds she can’t stop me and uh let’s grab all this and then maybe we just uh

You know grab a cake for safe measure how about two cakes i’m so excited for this cake it sounds so good as long as it’s not a cake filled with crime or something crime cake doesn’t sound very good at all i don’t know yeah wait have you ever had crime cake what does

It taste like i’ve caught crime cake because i am a good detective right but what did it taste like though like justice why what what what’s up um so i seem to have misplaced the picnic cake and i oh stuff is missing from my secret chat

Wait what stuff okay i had some diamonds hidden and i just they’re just missing so you say that both the cake and the diamonds are missing right here in my secret chest this sounds like a sinister plot by a criminal mastermind oh i gotta stop them wait there are you

Sure there isn’t any other cake in the house like an evil cake all right i have a suspicion only one criminal i know steel cake and diamonds and send evil cakes after us to the baby i gotta get going i gotta go gotta go before he gets there gotta go

Before we get to my house let’s go it’s weird that you’re being you know so vague about this that we have to walk across the server in order to find this person but you know cool of course that is detective work you have to be

Able to put in the footwork to be a true detective right but i’m not a detective and i don’t like walking so can we hurry this up yeah that’s true okay i could have just i don’t i don’t know maybe i just misplaced everything no kauai chan this was truly the work

Of a criminal mastermind and by that i mean a dumb baby criminal because it’s the baby wait we’re coming back here yes we’re coming back here too baby baby we’ve already been here look she’s still in the little pen yeah if i was a baby thief i would have all sorts of new

Stuff around me oh guys guys no she can’t she just no she just she just what okay you know what i think we need more evidence whoa whoa whoa whoa oh what a jacket in here it’s a cake i’m not sure if that’s a cake oh

That’s a big beanie cake no no no no i’m going to chop you cake slice it right down the middle [Laughter] quach did you do this what no that’s all one big trick thank you cake slime let’s take you back to the wild time to steal pierce all right guys i

Feel like maybe we should go back and like figure out the looks for some evidence and stuff yeah yes clues that’s exactly what i a detective would do all right so let’s just take some of this like bam bam i got got the emeralds look at all

These emeralds i’m gonna make sure that i grab every single emerald that he has gotta get my sheep he wouldn’t notice one is missing right okay oh my gosh i gotta grab the there we go all right gotta grab this hold on guys i think i i think i have

Something back in my house that would help us in this investigation give me one second all right we’ll keep looking for evidence all right all right all right yeah yeah uh i got like like a magnifying glass it’s something i think would help us if we

Were able to look a little bit more carefully you know what i mean all right uh let’s see here wait whoa oh Hey minimalistic um decorating pierce oh yeah i really appreciate it you know except it wasn’t minimalist i’m a gaudy as heck person and all my stuff is gone all right sure lousy what’s up so now it’s admiral place gotta get in here what’s going on over there guys

My emeralds are gone and that my house is an aquarium i don’t know what’s happening i shall come over to investigate ian’s going over to peter’s house which is great because now i can go to ian’s house and see all the rest of his stuff

And i found so many cool things here you know what i’m just going to grab this once neither of you have any buckets at all this is ridiculous let’s see now i gotta go back all right let me let me go back to my house you know what’s left of it and uh

See if i got something all right okay i appreciate it all i gotta do is just press this here we go what is that baby baby there’s a baby at my house like a like a baby that’s it i’m calling the police the police everyone meet me at the baby’s house

No i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go the baby detective is calling in the baby police all right [Applause] they have their own sirens oh all right the police should be here anymore oh sir yes hi hi i’m mr pierce i’m judy uh what can i

Do for you uh there’s no baby detective well i i did not know you’re an officer that would have been handy to know earlier when i was trying to find out the crimes off duty sir see this baby huh it’s a thief what are you serving yes i have

All the proof i need yes that’s not very nice do you have it where is this proof sir i have the proof right here what oh those straws are very nice did you make them yourself yes but okay so they actually weren’t supposed to be that i also have a witness

Right away here oh look at the little ducky boys guys are taking this seriously oh look she loves it yeah that’s so nice to you but uh the baby detective i i need more evidence okay well i’m sure you can find evidence all over this house if you just look for it okay

I mean i i guess yeah i’ll just start tearing this part house apart is the police of course what why why why why why a lawyer and you can’t do that you need special search papers for that search papers you’re a lawyer yeah i mean don’t i look like one

Yes okay so what what what what where can we get these searching papers uh work out i guess well in this little instance we’re gonna have to go to baby court oh yeah yep all right this uh this session of baby court is now in session

Uh the judge uh pierce pops or pierce presiding i the council for the prayer for the defense may state the case objection yes what that’s an x not a gavel overruled anyway our defense the baby kid okay so i want to just say that my client is innocent she is a cute baby

That she can’t look at her she’s so tiny and look at her she looks so sad she is pretty small that is true uh prosecution do you have a rebuttal uh yes uh she did it and i want to call her as a witness okay yeah uh i you may call the

Defendant up to the witness stand aye okay okay i got this witness do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth but the truth all right uh prosecution you may uh you may liberate your witness members of the jury who are not here um i stand before you today to show the

Truth that this baby is a thief of first evidence look at what she’s wearing you all said it was a costume but she’s clearly she’s clearly a thief i mean she’s got it council excuse me can you approach the bench please sir sir you you cannot just judge somebody by what they’re wearing

If i was judged on what i was wearing they’d be like uh judge pierce why are you an officer and also a judge in which case then i hit them with my gavel oh no all right all right where were you on the night of the fourth

Ah she said that she was in her crib before you start making a flies quite giant yes i know i can speak baby i’m a baby detective now you were in your crib on the night of the fourth but the crime happened during the day because as you can see it

Is clear as day out and uh you know me being a detective i know i usually work in the shadows but i’m a baby detective so i’m up during the day uh um uh the baby did the crimes during the day and uh i want to know uh why did you do it

I be be standing for a moment everybody who what what was that witness oh gotcha okay uh the witness i would like to speak on behalf of herself for just a moment if you would please uh witness you have the floor of course mama oh my goodness [Laughter] You should be a say to yourself to accuse such a darling assassin you may know god is a church prosecution’s a meanie and everything is i i can’t remember this [Laughter] i’m going home i’m going home too i’m gonna go hug my mom okay i can’t believe i actually got away with that