Aphmau – NIGHT SNOOPER EXPOSED! | MyStreet Minecraft Roleplay

*Music* *Trap goes off* Garroth and Laurence: We did it! Laurence: You were clever, but not clever enough. Garroth: In the end, it was your love for trash cans that did you in. Laurence: Let’s see who our first perp is *flash light turns on* Garroth and Laurence: GENE?!

Gene: Could you guys stop flashing that light in my face? Gene: It’s so bright! Get me out of here! Garroth: I should’ve known, Gene up to your old tricks! Wheres the spray can?! Gene: What are you talking about? Get me down! Garroth: I knew you zippy spray your spray can all around!

Garroth: Now tell me where it is! Where’s your partner?! Answer me! I’ll put you away for life! *growl* Laurence: Garroth, GARROTH! Calm down, let me talk to him. Laurence: Sorry about that Gene, are you okay? Gene: Yeah.. Why is Garroth acting all CRAZY?! UGH CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME OUT NOW?

Laurence: I can get you out, but only if I can get a confession out of you. Laurence: If you can do that then I will talk to the judge and make sure you only get one or two years instead of life. Gene: WHAT. Garroth: *whispers* Is Good Cop, Bad Cop working?

Laurence: *whispers* Yeah, it totally is Gene: Just let me down! Laurence: Oh, we’ve got a tough guy over here! Garroth: *grunts* Tsk tsk. What a shame! Garroth: I guess we’ll have to call over the “EXTREME ENFORCER!” to take care of you! Garroth: *makes iPhone default ringtone sounds into a can*

Can: *Sound from Garroths end* Aaron: *Tired* Uuugh… Aph! Your alarm! Aphmau: Mmmmmm.. not mine.. It must be yours.. Can: *sound from Garroths end* Aaron: Uugh, thats imposible! Mines set for 7 AM! Garroth: Roger Roger! Extreme Enforcer! Come in! Extreme Enforcer! Over.

Aaron: What the heck.. Garroth, why are you in my room? Garroth: Roger Roger! I’m not in your room silly! Over. Aaron: You can not be serious… Garroth: Roger Roger! We need you over in the hen’s hut Extreme Enforcer! Over.

Aaron: Garroth! It’s three in the morning! How did you even get this tin can in my room? Garroth: Roger Roger! I put it in there a few hours ago! Over. Garroth: You look cute when you sleep! Over.

Garroth: Aww, Extreme Enforcer! We need you just for a little- Aaron: *throws can out of window* Garroth: Ugh, you are super luck today punk. The “EXTREME ENFORCER!” Is too busy to take care of you right now. I guess we’ll have to contain you until he’s ready. Gene: Garroth! Laurence! Let me go!

Laurence: It’s not too late to confess. I can still work a 2 to 4 year deal with the judge. Gene: *growling* *Cute Happy Music* Aphmau: Thanks for letting us come over Lucinda! Lucinda: *laughs* Not a problem! Katelyn: Surprised you’re up this early. Lucinda: Well, it’s because I’ve been on a small vacation lately.

Aphmau: *giggle* That’s so awesome! Lucinda: Sure is! But it’s also kinda quiet. But I’ve been making my own fun. Aphmau: Well, you got us here now! Aphmau: And you’ll never get rid of us.. Katelyn: Okay then..

Aphmau: I mean that! Lucinda, thanks for having us over! Katelyn needed to get out for a while! Aphmau: Besides, we’ve seen some things.. *giggles nervously* Aphmau: Lots of things.. Katelyn: I-.. Ehhhh, yeah. We’ve seen things.. I’ve been living with it for a bit but Aphmau was just recently exposed.

Lucinda: Oh, I knew it! You guys were acting weird the moment you walked in here! Like you were creeped out! Lucinda: Well?.. Come on! Tell me! Aphmau; Katelyn, you don’t have to talk about it if it still bothers you. Katelyn: Echhh.

Katelyn: To be honest, maybe talking about it to Lucinda would be helpful. Katelyn: So, Kawaii~Chan and Damien. I guess their relationship has been going to the next level or something. Katelyn: Basically, they’ve been having Netflix date nights and they’ve been turning into smooching sessions..

Lucinda: Aww! I don’t see what the problem with that is! Aphmau and Aaron smooch! Aphmau: H-Hey! Katelyn: Yeah but they don’t, like, devour each others faces or do it around other people! Katelyn: It’s just like, I dunno, this happened to suddenly! It’s out of the blue!

Aphmau: You did say it has been going on for a while.. Katelyn: It has but I feel like it’s just suddenly, escalated. Like, really quickly! It’s weird. Lucinda: *says softly* Well, maybe that’s because I decided to help out a bit with a love potion. *giggles* Katelyn: What did you say?..

Lucinda: I said, um, maybe it’s because I might have helped along with a love potion? Hehehe.. Katelyn: WHAT?! WHEN’D- HOW?! Lucinda: Uh… Let’s see.. It all started when- *mischievous music* Kawaii~Chan: Did I tell you about the time I burnt down my kitchen? Damien: Yes, like, seven hundred times.

Kawaii~Chan: Really? I swear I never did.. Kawaii~Chan: You’re lying aren’t you? Damien: Don’t get mad that I can’t be the pink pizza guy that you want! Let’s just watch the show! Lucinda: *aims the blow dart towards Damien and Kawaii~Chan in hopes of hitting both of them in the butt* Kawaii~Chan: This show sucks.

Damien: Would you shut up and watch the *gets shot* OUCH! Kawaii~Chan: Damien what’s- *gets shot* OUCH! WHAT THE- Lucinda: *feels accomplished and walks back to her bed so she can sleep throughout the day* *end of flashback* Lucinda: Yup, so I went ahead and used my blow dart on them!

Katelyn: You.. So YOU’RE the cause of this! Lucinda: Guilty! Katelyn: Since when did you get a blow dart?! Lucinda: Since Christmas! Yeah, My mom’s weird with her voodoo.. Aphmau: *laughs immaturely at the word voodoo* Voodoo..

Katelyn: Lucinda, I’m serious! This is horrible! How could you do this?! Did you realize how much it changed my life?! Aphmau: Aaand.. Katelyn: And Kawaii~Chan’s! Lucinda: Look, I’ll admit that what I did was… Questionable…

Lucinda: But come on! I thought it’d be nice if there was another relationship on the block, then just Aphmau and Aarons! Aphmau: Heh, you and me both! I want a medal sometimes. Katelyn: Aph! Lucinda: Right? And Kawaii~Chan and Damien are going steady!

Lucinda: That means they are into each other which means I was just helping things along by playing cupid. Katelyn: *grunts* Lucinda! How long is this love potion effect going to last? Aphmau: A-And, will Damien live? Because I think KawaiI~Chan ate his face.. Lucinda: Ladies, come on! It can’t be that bad!

Lucinda: Alright, alright, I get it! The potion effect should last for two weeks. Katelyn: You have to have a counter potion for this Lucinda, I can’t live like this anymore! Lucinda: I don’t.. But we can spend time making one! Come on, let’s get started. *music* Gene: Guys.. Can I please go home?!

Laurence: While tied up, you really can’t. Gene: FINE! Can you please untie me and THEN let me go home?! Laurence: I’d love to help you buddy, like I said, I really would, but- Garroth: NOT UNTIL HE TELLS US THE TRUTH! (Wow, slowest interruption I’ve ever seen) Laurence: Garroth, calm down!

Garroth: LEMME AT HIM! *growls and acts like a dog* Laurence: Garroth, this is going too far! We have to be reasonable! Garroth: HE THREATENED US WITH A TRASHCAN! WHAT ARE HIS PLANS?! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THEM?! Gene: You guys are being ridiculous! Garroth: WOULD A RIDICULOUS PERSON DO THIS?!

*Garroth breaks a block of bricks with his fist* Gene: Yes. Laurence: Garroth, you have to calm down! You could lose your badge for this and get kicked off the force. Garroth: R-right! r-r-r-right.. Laurence: Gene.. I’m a good cop. Come on buddy. You can tell me anything. Gene: This is just incredibly weird..

*Zane laughing* Zane: This is just too good! This is the best worst interrogation I’ve seen! Gene: Zane! Oh, thank Irene.. Someone with a little sense! Please.. Talk some sense into these guys and make them let me go! Zane: Ah, that sounds like a good plan.

*the three look around in silence, anticipating that Zane doesn’t just stand there with no intention to do anything but witness the scene put forward* Gene: Well?.. Zane: What? I said that it “sounds” like a good plan. What else do you want? Gene: DO IT! Zane: Uh, yeah, maybe later.

Gene: Uhh, guys, seriously! Come on! Aaron: *sighs* Hi Gene.. Gene: Aaron! Thank goodness you’re here! Please help me get out of this mess! Aaron: What’s going on guys? Garroth: Aaron! You’re not allowed to fraternize with the enemy! Not until we find out what he’s really up to!

Aaron: How long have they kept you here Gene? Gene: Since last night.. Laurence: He hasn’t told us why he’s been rummaging around in the trash cans. Aaron: Have you asked him? Garroth and Laurence: *look at each other and back at Aaron* Garroth: No.. Aaron: Ughh! Gene, what were you doing sneaking around outside?

Gene: My job.

Garroth: your job! I see! So this is just one piece of a bigger picture we aren’t seeing right! I knew it! I knew I was on to something! your working with a criminal master mind organization that’s trying to steal all the trash cans and melt them down so you can have

Enough metal to build a GIANT ROBOT! To take over the WORLD AREN’T YOU?! I KNEW HE COULDN’T BE TRUSTED! TELL ME! WHAT IS THIS CRIMINAL ORGANISATION?! Gene: The city.. *Garroth gasps* Garroth: I can’t believe this.. Our own government. Gene: No, you BUFFOON! I work for the city as a GARBAGE MAN! DUH!

Laurence, Garroth, Aaron and Zane: WHAT?! *yet another transition! glad that’s not stopping anytime sooner..* Katelyn: Do I look funny when I nod my head? Aphmau: Yeah you do. I can’t look at you.. Lucinda: Let’s see.. Uh.. Okay, so I just need a few more ingredients and then we’ll be done! Aphmau: Hey.. Katelyn?

Katelyn: Yeah? Aphmau: Are you sure about this? I mean, Kawaii~Chan and Damien.. Even though they were.. Uh.. Weird.. They liked each other, or at least it looked like that. Should we really be interfering? Katelyn: Aphmau, while I understand where you’re coming from, you need to understand that what they

Were doing, was the cause of an interference. Otherwise known as Lucinda. Point is, Kawaii~Chan shouldn’t be potioned into doing something like that with Damien and vice versa. They should be able to make their own choices about when they wanna make out with each other.

Aphmau: *understands what she’s saying and notifies her that she does by saying “hmmm”* Katelyn: I’m confident that Kawaii~Chan can find happiness on her own. A potion shouldn’t sway her. Aphmau: Heh. You’re right. You know, for a second there, I thought you were just looking out for yourself, but I was wrong.

You really do care about Kawaii~Chan. Katelyn: Of course! I care about all my gal pals. Aphmau: *somehow thinks that remark was cute, which I can somewhat agree with her on that, and notifies her by saying “Awwww”* Lucinda: Okay! It’s done! But um.. Katelyn: Uh oh, I don’t like “buts”.

Aphmau: *laughs immaturely as she seems to be amused at the fact that Katelyn does not enjoy it when people say the conjunction “but”* Katelyn: Tsk, Aph! Lucinda: But, I went to go get a bottle to put the potion in, when I saw another bottle inside that was new,

Lucinda: and I realised that it was the love potion I was supposed to shoot Kawaii~Chan and Damien with before. Aphmau: Huh? I’m not following. Lucinda: It means that, I didn’t use the right potion on them. Lucinda: I think what I used was water. Katelyn and Aphmau: Water?! (H20?!)

Lucinda: Yeah, see? My love potion I made for them was never used. Katelyn: Wait.. Then that means.. Lucinda: Yup. Their actions were their own. (oh god i feeel sorry for katylen :O)

Katelyn: *turns into a complete drama queen and cries her apparently perfectly circle shaped eyes out at the fact that Kawaii~Chan and Damien are making out and aren’t influenced by a potion for around eleven seconds* Aphmau: Huh.. Well I guess you’re gonna have to have that talk with Kawaii~Chan after all, Katelyn!

Katelyn: *continues to unnecessarily cry because she has to talk to Kawaii~Chan and Damien about their habit to kiss one another* Why?! *YET ANOTHER TRANSITION* Garroth: Hey Gene, wanna make out? Gene: *shakes head* No no no no pls no.

Aaron: Alright Gene, Garroth isn’t gonna let this go until we clear everything up. Why exactly are you working as a garbage man? What happened to your job at the cafe? Gene: I still work with you guys, don’t get me wrong, but I needed more money. I need to save up.

Garroth: Hah! Sounds like a likely story! What do you need the money for? Gene: I want to move out of my old apartment and find a better place to live. Aaron: So that’s why you haven’t been around recently.

Gene: Yeah. I’m glad SOMEONE around here has the brains to understand! Now please, can I go? Laurence: He does have an excuse… Garroth: Wait one minute! Then why didn’t you just tell us and pick up the trashcan in the morning like a GOOD garbage man? *OH BURN*

Gene: Uh, because I’m working a special route. Garroth: HA! Likely story! Sasha: Gene! There you are! Zenix: We’ve been looking all over for you! Gene: Sasha! Zenix! I’m glad you guys are here! Garroth: Hanging around with these hooligans I see! Ha! I knew you hadn’t changed.

Sasha: We called the city and we tried to find out where you were, and they told us this was your last stop. Zenix: So we came here as fast as we could! It’s not like you to not be your apartment this early. Gene: Yeah, that’s what I was TRYING to tell these guys!

Garroth: So, there isn’t a plan to take over the world? Gene: No! Laurence: He has proof Garroth. Sasha: Gene, can we get going? We have a house viewing to attend. Zenix: We can’t be late! Garroth: Fine, I’ll let you go. Gene: Finally! Thank you.

*instead of untying him, they punch the rope until it magically comes undone* Gene: It look weird when I nod my head? Sasha and Zenix: Mhm. Gene: I gotta get a haircut.. Let’s go. *music* Laurence: Well… THAT was absolutely anticlimactic.

Garroth: Nonsense! We formed a neighbourhood watch! And above all else, we solved the case of the midnight garbager. Zane: Or, you know, you guys could’ve been doing something more productive? Like helping me cleaning the house? Garroth: Nonsense! There was nothing more satisfying and rewarding then solving this case! Zane: Oh really?

How about you try TAKING OUR GARBAGE TO THE DUMP BECAUSE GENE WASN’T ABLE TO DO HIS JOB BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! THANKS A LOT! Garroth: You’re welcome! Aw, geese, It really feels good to feel appreciated! I don’t think-..Uh, MMM, I’m going home! Laurence: We did it buddy.. We did it.

I just spent four hours of my life sitting here making subtitles. If you’re reading this comment “I really admire the time and effort that went into the captions!” lol I need a life. -PokeGuy (Don’t worry bruh do too!) – Pickles aka Crjnaturegirl

YAY THE END (ive never done subtitles before) -AnimeDragon76 (amelie roper)