Aphmau – Playing As A FIRE ANT In Minecraft!

This is a fire ant colony and this little worker ant is the lowest rank but when she gets a chance to prove herself to the queen she’s going to use her unique fire ant skills to save the colony from minecraft players Make sure to like and subscribe thanks oh i’m getting so worried everyone’s finding gold or diamonds come on i can do this let’s see i gotta find something good i’m so small it’s really hard for me to find anything good come on come on it’s like a diamond or

Something ah a diamond yeah guys guys look i got a diamond hey leave me alone because i’m small you guys are so mean what what is that what’s up with my hand how about with a stick [Applause] Is under attack we gotta do something we gotta go tell the queen where’s the where’s the queen’s room the queen’s room this way this one this way come on let’s go queen she’s not on her throne oh no oh no wait she’s trapped behind here guys you gotta dig okay wait wait i

Mean i can help her if i go through here oh see perks of being a small aunt the babies the babies okay all right um let’s see we gotta pick them up okay miss queen oh let’s see if we can grab them really quick huh watch out this way come back

Come back come back oh no come on hang on there’s something here is that is that oh is that a baby and over here and uh and jump okay don’t worry queen i’ll be back one two three okay oh let’s see there he is he’s got the baby ants oh no

This isn’t good this isn’t good man that’s such a long way to go i forgot to get there a little faster oh hi hello nice to meet you i’m a friendly animal i’ll show Um do you think you can help me get up there please i am really really it’s gonna be hard for me to clip all the way up there can you help me please mr big big thing whoa hey thanks oh this is so cool look at this

Thank you so much take me to the front door if there’s a way to get in and tell the front door i don’t know if you’ve ever seen a front door either i’m perfect thank you so much thank you so much i appreciate it thank you

Okay all right uh let’s see how do i get in um i guess i gotta go through this way maybe over here hmm oh i can turn through this thing this and this and this hey i mean i know you’re into like experimentations and science and stuff

So come on you can take these uh little uh uh what do you call these again they’re called ants you fools this is an experiment for ants i need the most rarest special kind of ants out there in order to run my experiments these are just ordinary ants they are

Not going to serve me any purpose whatsoever little baby ants now but wait till they grow up thinking of growing up did did one of them get bigger anyway it doesn’t matter so uh you know maybe i’ll just go take these hands elsewhere where someone else will give me gold

And stop talking but what interesting senses are tingling um i think that’s the heat from the fire i knew it not fire ants they’re the ingredients that can shoot fire in minecraft they are the rarest mosquitoes okay you know what you can pay me later i’m getting out of here everything’s on fire

I don’t want to be here hey hi don’t mind me breaking your window zane bye that is what i need that is the most interesting act come over get back here Fire ant the experiments i could run on you i’d be able to harness the power of fire i will find you i got you i’ll take you back a promotion what does that mean i get to be a soldier oh my gosh i am a soldier

This is so cool oh thank you so much i can’t believe it thank you guys All right so maybe i had one fluke today but i am not gonna let that mess up my perfectly planned barbecue date you know what this looks pretty good what what are you still doing here i’m poured of course okay ian how about this you

Are going to be my butler today you are going to handle the food and everything and your job is to make sure that this goes off without a hitch i love grilling leave it to me no problem you got it mister it’s gonna be okay i’ll go she’s coming she’s coming give

Me the spatula give me this food take the phone we gotta cut something delicious uh yes casey uh where are you oh there you are oh okay see nice to see how are you i mean you are looking especially pink and uh pretty and yes that’s the word

Did you get a haircut recently um not really i mean it looks really nice on you it just suits your style so much and in words okay all right it’s fine we’ve got new burgers on the grill this is great uh i only have one i need to get more but uh

The whole date’s going well saying it’s great over here oh it smells like the food is a little what is going on it’s a very well done what did i just say about messing up absolutely It’s fine it’s fun that’s really weird what’s going on tell you what casey i’m on a bit of a diet right now so why don’t we just let me just put this out first Casey casey hang on i got you oh this date is a disaster there we go i think oh yeah there he this is we go all right just climb up him like this oh you baby make me a golden cake Human i’m going to bite you unless you help me out no no no no no no no no don’t buy me don’t buy me i don’t like being bitten i really don’t like being bitten so i’ll get you sugar i’ll get you whatever you want no you’re going to help me become a

Human ah okay i can do that wait wait what what a human but you heard me human i want to learn how to be human or at least learn what their weaknesses are i’ve learned how to make hey it’s so boring you gotta wake up on time eat

Healthy you know just go to do you boring human stuff yeah but you know what’s really cool is the fact that you can use a stick to destroy an entire colony especially the one that i live in i want to learn how to be big and strong like you are um

Listen no offense but uh you’re uh really short for an aunt excuse me don’t bite me don’t bite me don’t let me i have this form and i also have this what is [Applause] fine fine that fine just get off of me just get off of

Me don’t buy me but you know that you’re a giant human i’m just a tiny ant right I’m just lazy get off fine fine we’re gonna start in the morning okay okay fine geez get out of my bed no i’m gonna stay here yeah go to bed i’ll watch you How am i gonna be able to sleep like this i’m going to discover all the humans weak points that way when i do i’ll make sure they never hurt the colony again The ants go marching one by one the little ones got this noise it’s morning now human wake up wake up what’s up cuban you gotta teach me how to be a human come on come on you supposed to teach me how to be a human today remember Yeah okay so uh all right you wanna you wanna know what it takes to be a human huh it teaches me everything you know so i can learn your weaknesses nothing let’s go uh what so what do humans do first show me show them oh

Well you know i i get up in the morning just like that and i uh i go to the bathroom like this okay all right just like that wait wait isn’t there something you’re supposed to do after that um nope nothing at all well wait wait when

I’m done with dirt like like watch this look look when i’m done with dirt and i moved it around i i i do this like this Don’t flood my house okay so after that i uh make breakfast come over here get some food um i’m gonna put a on the grill and there wait do you have an ant colony here um yeah and colony that’s that’s why you slept in there

Not a not a not a chicken or anything um yeah so uh cook chicken and uh i just uh wait for it oh um don’t you need fire here i’ll help you i’ll help you i’m a fire ant i got this thing there you go okay uh be a little more careful with

That uh i’m sorry sorry Oh yeah that’s another thing humans do annoy each other hurry up so much all right listen uh i’m going to try to have another date with kc that doesn’t go wrong this time with everyone talk to each other wasn’t my fault yeah right look i need your help to make this go

Right because if it goes wrong again it’s going to be an entire mess and i can’t handle that again here’s something oh just my uh little uh fire ant friends Oh yeah yeah that’s my fire ant friend i need you for my experiments hey no no no no no no you leave my fire ant friend alone they’re trying to be human why are you defending an ant bro why are you attacking an ad bro uh because i need

The ant bro so why are you sticking with me on your bro date bro i want to go on my pro date bro because i want to have someone in my life bro oh all right uh you know hey hey why don’t you uh come

Look over here in uh this closet i have fine i’ll look at wait wait this is hey hey let me get out of here you gotta fire right well i don’t i got ah this is ooh this is gonna is gonna take a while yeah i’m gonna i’m gonna

Help you rebuild it don’t worry see ants are really good at building watch okay and uh oh okay i got one whole thing put down i think we should be good that took so long no but look we’re still working okay it’s gonna be a good work in progress

All right yeah but i’m bored yeah you get bored really easy you gotta keep yourself busy doing more work you got a lot to rebuild look at this mister yeah this entire Calm down All the things i could learn from it the things i could accomplish i can control fire think of all the barbecue dates i can take casey on and maybe confess my things okay okay one step at a time All right time to concoct a plan i could use fire to fight fire but then no no no no no i gotta think something else could try to oh yes that could work what is this is this a secret like tunnel oh this is so cool wait what does it say big potion Wait that’ll make me big and then i can prick the entire cody forever let’s see uh that thing that thing that thing about things There you are oh i thought i’d lost you hey can we make this thing uh it’s a big potion well let’s see uh let’s tell oh you mean this potion yeah let me get that down for you broken what i squeezed i gotta hide the ant body okay no it’s fine

Can we make this it looks like it needs like a recipe and stuff and if we make it if we make it then uh that’d be really cool and i could be really big and then we could be friends i don’t know looks like it needs some pretty

Impossible uh uh items in the recipe you know especially these uh gold nuggets i don’t know where we’re gonna find gold nuggets i guess i’m in your house what no no no no no i don’t have i don’t i don’t have any we just need to find the other two

Things now you’re gonna help me okay but but i don’t i don’t want to give up my golden nuggets we’ll go get the stuff we’re gonna find that star here yeah i think casey’s got another star she likes shiny things okay okay all right let’s see um i’ll go over

Here okay okay i will look over here now remember we got to be careful she can’t know that we’re here okay okay i’ll be really careful don’t worry everything will be um okay everything’s going what is this i’m sorry i’m not fired it’s it’s fine it’s fine yeah

I don’t think she noticed okay that’s oh you’re chewing up the carpet come on You know i’ve been looking around the hub for some past like like ants or you know even fire ants uh you wouldn’t have seen anything in my house though well i mean that’s good and all but maybe you could use a more extensive look so i could try to exterminate them all

Making another cake distraction what am i supposed to do oh okay okay okay okay so yeah see what i’m doing see what i’m doing another cake what are you doing here how’s it going um you want to see my dance i i i gotta dance why is he in here uh dance dance

You you ruined this moment for my nether cake forget it i got the cake i got the cake it’s fine fire i got a cake no you’re home i’m not back ian what are we here for noy is bound to have emeralds he’s hungry hey noah how’s it going old buddy ol pal

Hey ian a little busy right now but uh dude okay what’s up yeah yeah that’s great that’s great listen hey do you have any emeralds we could have uh uh well i had some but i kind of traded them because i needed to feed my

Chickens but uh oh well i i do have one more uh i’ll take it yeah sure here we go yes yeah i gotta get that wait this is henderson what ah did that chicken just said the emerald yours mrs henderson okay uh annoying um listen i know how much you love your chickens

But i think that i’m i’m i’m i’m gonna need that what what the heck where is that ant i know you must have seen it where is it wait a minute talk about it i mean [Applause] but i’m still on fire okay and here are the golden nuggets now

If you’re gonna be a human you have to make this potion yourself okay uh where’d they go are they in the wall how did you do that i dropped them on the dock okay you know that’s another thing humans do we’re lazy and just drop

Things on the ground so uh you got to learn okay all right well let’s see we do two of these things one of these things one of these things one of these things big potion and i’m ready to go wait how how big what that’s too big i mean i think

Oh hello um hi you’re you’re very big aunt now i know aren’t i okay yeah uh listen if zayn catches wind of this i don’t think he’s gonna be happy ian i know you’re housing that handsome um Dance dance you like my dance buddy and we need to talk out loud okay um guys i know i know what this looks like like jane and is coming to destroy the hub but i don’t care i like my aunt friend oh i like you too oh

Yeah so nice okay i’m gonna hide now uh what is going on destroy your heart Get the sand under control and now for too long the ants have been under human rule you know a partially my fault zane’s heading me on fire you roasted me get back here that was zayn’s fault actually well i mean he’s next but first you did it get back here you too

Whoa oh yeah oh wait a minute there’s another one wait a minute the queen you’re not the queen