Aphmau – Playing as a GOLDEN GODDESS in Minecraft!

I wish I wish I had some friends to help me enjoy this Where did you cuties come from oh unlock all of your wishes with our new meow mystery figures available at Walmart Target Claire’s and Amazon Plus other major retailers thanks this is gonna be the ultimate prank oh darn there’s no gold anywhere sounds a little upset and after I came to this

Cave all alone just to look for gold hey Ian look over here oh attacking me with the bow and Arrow if she fell for it talking like that are you okay oh aphmau you think you’re so smart but this time I can’t what you’re waiting [Laughter]

I thought you could get me oh did I what are you talking about perfect it worked just like I plan I did it I got rid of aphmau that little cute golden a golden or golden one with this guy here but you know what I didn’t notice it before but it’s mine now

What what’s happening what’s happening what’s happening I am the Golden Goddess Golden Goddess that really exists um of course it does what does your voice sound like that um because I’m a goddess now silence I am here to judge you if you are a good person I will bless you with Gold

Forever I promise I’m good I’ll do anything you say you’re just so big enough oh cute have you killed any players lately oh no okay okay okay yes yes I have but I’m sorry sorry look I’ll give you all my treasure look gold offerings let’s see

What else what else can I do I’ll I’ll uh um throw yourself in the lava I’ll throw myself in a lava yeah that’ll work out for that as you guys can see my genius plan worked if I die with this term I’ve been dying I can spawn wherever I place

The golden block now he thinks I’m a goddess what’s your line can keep this up where could Ian have gone hey gold lady where are you oh wait I have an idea hang on let’s see hello maybe I need that reception about hey Ian what are you doing I’m

Trying to call my new girlfriend but it it doesn’t look like she can hear me out of my way oh new girlfriend who is it she’s a goddess no no like she’s an actual goddess with powers and stuff and she lives in here come on guys

Oh he’s really trying I guess I’ll give him a reward okay I’m telling you see see I told you she’s real look oh my God no no that’s gonna be some kind of server glitch I’m just gonna pick these really my goddess girlfriend made it

Rain gold and oh no what if she finds out I already have a girlfriend I’ve got to go break up with aphmau wait wait what I’m not sure okay uh are you serious what is he doing yeah well I don’t know if you’re home but we’re breaking up and I’m setting your house

On fire and just so you know it’s not me and it’s you anyway what are you doing goddess you know I’m just doing what you said I’m pranking up with my girlfriend that is not what I said I told you to be good this is not being good um

You call this being good but come on I can be better right I told you to be good you can’t just put the last fire out show me you’re good okay and uh what next I’m trying to wait for right now there he is what is when will my Golden

Goddess return to me yeah oh you returned to me I did wait does that mean does that mean I did a good job what does that mean I get more cold towards now okay so first I want a gold house and then a gold bed and then a gold Town

Yeah maybe a gold TV um what you need to stop being so greedy that’s that’s gold is a very precious material you should help others with it you know well you can help me by giving me more gold fine if you want gold so bad come this

Way I do want gold so bad I will show him are you ready you want to see a special laser that I have oh does it turn my house gold something like that yeah gold house that that’s not cold that’s fine no oh open it dropped gold it does drop

Gold it dropped gold fire more gold this is you’re missing the point the house is everywhere oh this is so wonderful can you do it again look you’re missing the point of all of this I can’t believe that you would just let your house burn for you know what

I’m gonna issue a command huh you need to be good and it needs to be a real change maybe start by helping your friends being nice to them do things that bring them Joy nice things being nice is hard Ian do you want to be

With the golden gods do you look at the destruction of your house look what happens fine fine yes I want my house to not be on fire and I want gold so are you going to be nice yes I can please come on I think our friends are mining

Let’s start there and I want you to do something good for them okay fine get your gold and let’s go and maybe care about your house I’ll send some tools please uh fine come on let’s go are you sure they’re down here yes I’m sure very sure they’re down here

I would be safer don’t feel safe I can also help you just need to fortify some defenses did you make an entire gold or staircase but you need to help them take this milk you need to get down there and help them oh okay it’s dangerous

Really hot yeah so I don’t know if I yeah don’t worry um are you sure um [Applause] Mind helping here um you’re doing a great job I’m cheering for you okay oh I mean um all right let me come and help good look at Tammy’s feet he’s being really good this is perfect wait what’s the staircase doing here oh yeah there’s a staircase here it’ll lead you

To safety and it was made by my Golden Goddess gold looking see how it’s made out of gold it’s real no if I truly believe and if you don’t like it I could leave you here yeah you know what this will this will work yeah because I’m a good friend

I mean he didn’t really do much but in the end he actually got them out oh look at him go I’m very proud of him go now man I gotta admit it to you but you really saved our butts back there yeah huh don’t know if I’d buy this whole

Golden Goddess thing though what what come on oh how do you explain all that golden ore uh well gee I wonder who’s known for hoarding all the gold on the server generous is pretty miraculous well he recognized me it’s because I’m a good friend you all know oh yeah who

Will do anything to help anybody hey guys what’s going on yeah we’re just hearing about how generous Ian is here so generous apparently if you’re so generously and why don’t you go patch up aphmau’s house it looks like it was a fire or something yeah I guess some fire

Was left behind I mean uh you know I I’m actually trying to fix it I saw that it was on fire and I don’t know why but yeah You can help me out this is boring it’s not the right material to use come on you didn’t even use the right materials like purple concrete I even have some Birchwood well it takes so long Whatever I don’t wanna fine I’m gonna go get some more materials clear the dirt for me please I’ll think about it I can’t believe him now I have to turn back into the Golden Goddess he was supposed to learn a lesson this is not going how I planned

At least he can’t tell who I am The goddess is back oh hello oh hi I heard you were helping the player that you push into the lava but um it doesn’t seem like you’re following your house then correctly technically I didn’t push her into lava I squished her with an anvil oh that makes it better

You still hurt her but then he said fire to her house and obviously something happened and when yeah so I could be single for uh you know um wow what a man I swear you know what I will help you just a little bit I’m gonna reward you for your

Bravery for early with the skeletons yes oh thank you thank you goddess there we go all right finish your house this house looks amazing oh I can’t wait until my house looks like this yeah oh my goodness I’m telling you I bet he didn’t even do anything wait wait hold on

I’m sorry Ian had no part in this oh she only she could build something that’s amazing and like come on we get it you like apple uh what you know what happened I was really good at the game so don’t even try look I’ll take the compliment but this actually wasn’t me

Okay fine it wasn’t you wink wink good work on it you’re still trying to do like Good Guys stuff right got out resilient I’m bored by little Alexander he’s so sensitive and the ones are no place for such a small boy yes I’d love to help right let’s come on oh

See you later and a little bit especially if he’s gonna turn good no Ian you really pulled through today bud you know I don’t always expect a lot of kindness or any shred of humanity but oh well you’re welcome because that’s that’s what a good friend I am and you

Know yeah weird way to say it but yeah hey do you need some wool or mutton or maybe gold gold yeah wait wait with a weird server glitch earlier the one that my goddess made peace don’t worry Peters I’m here to reward you for being so kind wait really yeah

Pierce has been wonderful and here’s this there we go for your sheep you know I was I I kind of forgot about the whole pen thing that makes sense I I get why they keep escaping but look at this a new gold pen why this is gorgeous oh thank you goddess

Thank you so much I can’t believe that pierce that’s this whole thing well I have been trying to be a good friend and you know I got a little reward here and there but I still haven’t gotten my gold house I I want this gold I’m I’m mining

This gold you know what wait wait no you aren’t you okay you seem like you’re being distracted from destroying my new gift he’s being punished for being so greedy wait a minute good It looks ain’t much gold anymore yeah what is happening what why I’ve been doing all the things to be a good friend so I can get rewarded with gold and you if you don’t like them have you been doing them out of the kindness of your

Heart are you doing it just to get a reward out of it give it to me don’t look at me I’m a monster okay bye where on Earth is he oh PS what oh ah oh hey gold goddess how’s it going it’s not going well um have you have you seen Ian after

Everything that happened earlier I haven’t been able to find him uh I mean yeah yeah he was running around kind of upset about something he said he wanted to check the weather the weather what yeah you know you said something like uh pierce my life is ruined yada yada yada

Didn’t listen very good I’m gonna check the weather for a cure or something like that what the weather you mean another yeah sure whatever oh my gosh look you remain here make sure nothing happens I’m going to go find him on it there’s another portal from before Oh I

Almost said that okay that’s right I’m a goddess I have goddess op Powers I’m good oh let’s see yeah come on I promise I will do it again how did you even get in here oh that is back it’s you you gotta get me out of here look I don’t have time to

Explain but I guess I will um I tried to come to the nether to find a cure for my gold because I can’t touch gold anymore and now I’m very sad and let me out of here there you go oh oh yay oh my gosh I

Mean oh my God okay so now we just have to now we just have to leave but goddess there’s there’s a chest here I know I can’t touch the gold button come on but goddess there’s a crown in here if I put it on then [Laughter]

What the I Have Become a golden god and now I can do anything I want with my new gold powers it’s bad this is really bad okay maybe this has gone a little too far I guess I spawned back it’s the end time Oh I see goddess you think you’re better than me you think you have better Powers than me well I have the same Powers you do now I can turn anything I want Into Gold including Pierce’s newborn I’ll show you who’s a good friend Pierce [Laughter] stop him say goodbye to your sheep this

Feels like the opposite of a good friend see I’ll take you I can’t believe this everything it’s getting more powerful well guess it’s time to pack up and find a new Hub I guess we could build a new home there’s nothing to do sorry how are you I thought I could stop

All right what do you like some cake wait a minute you’re helping me maybe I could help you guys we could work as a team to stop him yeah what what’s this another glitch thank you golden guys and what what are those goldfish oh I’m so scared of a snack

The fish will boost you wow sorry wait but my Powers my gold my goddess I hope you’ve learned your lesson Ian how big others makes you stronger um um so um you’re gonna set me free though right my name for coal is dumb hey I found some gold over here guys

I mean good job Zane I hope you and your gold and joy a lifetime of happy now thank you I will okay weird though right we’re all weirded out by this I’m not the only one a little bit I thought he was gonna try to take

It well you know I’ve I’ve learned my lesson about gold and not friendship and teamwork are really the most valuable things Wait you want this what is that you want it no I don’t want I just throw down the Ravine bye-bye bye gold bye-bye I guess