Aphmau Was NEVER BORN In Minecraft!

When a minecraft potion goes terribly wrong outmouth is never born now we get to see what the server is like if she never existed okay took me forever but i finally got it and i swear zayn better have another star for this potion or else

Did you get it yes i got the total moment dying did you get another star yeah yeah i did another star right here there you go uh-huh and the apple thank you thank you okay so this is one of the most expensive potions we have ever ever made yeah but

Are you sure this is gonna work look anything to get you to confess your feelings to casey is worth it because i’m your friend here to help you with this wish potion yeah it’s great but i mean casey is your best friend and do i really i just don’t

Know it’s fine look i’m gonna let you make the choice i’ll put it right here okay so you just need to decide if you’re going to use it or not you don’t have to but it’s up to you huh you hear that what are you two doing here what are you doing here

[Laughter] exactly that’s the surprise that’s the fun part it’s a surprise that counts uh it’s actually a cootie potion and if you want to drink it you go ahead oh now you ruined the surprise the surprise is gone and you made a stupid potion at that

Just once i want to have a prank work without you ruining it come on potion give us the potion back stop it run right right right off oh piercing everyone just shut up oh my gosh stop it um rick no stop stop interrupting me stop telling me what to

Do i wish you’d never been born come on still angry with you you wasted the potion well it was probably a dumb cootie potion anyway i’ve never seen cooties wait a minute it’s not my house ian did you blow up my house uh no not yet anyway not yet

But this is not my house uh yeah i was gonna blow it up but yeah obviously your house isn’t there anyway and you know what i don’t care it’s not my problem so i’m gonna go hang out with pierce or something i don’t know oh okay all right

Um zayn are you home hey the post didn’t work same same um this is the thing we fell in but i guess he’s not here um uh casey that’s right yeah i can go find casey true this could be here this could mean everything you’re right guys here’s

Where’s casey at hi uh no time to talk stranger uh good good day to you good good day i just need to i have some experiments to run good good good day goodbye wait are you reading sir of course i’m reading why else where else would you obtain knowledge okay one day

All right bye weird Ian they’re in my beautiful burn in the [Laughter] Have you seen casey or zayn i’m gonna just put these out for you buddy i don’t know what’s the case never acts like that casey hey hello hey casey oh uh hello oh cute outfit oh thanks but you guys know i wear this all the time it’s not special anyway

Casey everyone’s everyone’s acting really weird today what’s going on uh i don’t know i’m just here you know making some potatoes what can i help you with wait casey it’s it’s me and why do you have potatoes i sell them duh you must be new to the surfer i see who like pffs

Except for me meaning me and zayn but wait you know zine yeah i mean he’s like my really good friend and wait get out wait wait wait casey what you you you like no i do not he’s the worst and you can tell him so what’s happening i gotta find zayn

What hey zade where are you i’m chopping down a tree just just look for the pink house all right not really being specific about oh hey is that you oh you’re dropping this [Laughter] Different ah i wear this all the time what are you talking about i i i need your help with something and what are you doing well i’m a lumberjack and casey loves this tree so i need to make it gone so you’re gonna give it to her that’s so sweet

Now to give her a piece of my mind that’s what’s happening zane casey casey what do you want the way i’m busy this random player keeps interrupting me and tells me i’m supposed to tell you something what is it this time no i don’t like you at all i hate you

And by the way you might want to take a look behind your house your favorite tree is now firewood i’d never agreed anything with you so how about we chat some more [Applause] absolutely i’m gonna just go this way guys well maybe if you gave me some of your

Potatoes i wouldn’t try to prank you like that something has gone horribly wrong something’s wrong with the pierce yes okay something’s wrong with everybody oh no okay so what’s this again what he’s doing stuff like like smart stuff and it’s weird come here thompson i want to talk

To you more about thermodynamics come here yes of course oh you’re the best you’re the best that’s not even a word also he’s got pigs it’s horrible yesterday it seems like an improvement over the regular pierce he’s kind of smart and it seems kind of nice now i know that’s the

Problem maybe we can fix this um yeah we can turn it back to noble i have an idea oh i have an idea it’s a really good idea oh i already hate this i don’t know but you have to get pierced back to his normal self yeah yeah yeah um excellent observation lesson

Follow my lead yes of course oh my hello random person whose name i definitely don’t know already oh uh yeah good day sir it is pierce pierce is my name why hello um uh my my name is ian and uh might i say quoth uh sayeth that i love your outfit the blue

Good choice in color blue jeans oh yeah you should have more blue anyways look mister mr smart man we need your help with something oh i’d love to help you know me i i i really try to contribute to the best i can to the server and ensure that

Everyone is having a wonderful time i think wonderful you can help us by uh pranking this this person what did she do to you to deserve such a fate well you know sometimes people don’t deserve pranks but they do at the same time because it’s fun

I i don’t think i will i mean do you seem like a nice enough fellow i don’t really want to do anything bad to you and actually i love what you did with your hair it’s it’s pretty nice actually do you like my outfit oh my gosh

Listen if you prank her it would make me so very happy good sir next to her then it shall make me happy but if you don’t i shall be sad and you don’t want to make me sad do you that wouldn’t be very nice i’m only beneficial

In come up here up here what what if you what are we going to do you know we need people we need more tnt yes what are you doing hey hey no no no no no no this is my home this is my laboratory what are you doing

See that’s the idea if you blow up your own laboratory then you won’t be hurting anyone else it’s a good thing We don’t like that at all i think that potion that you use might have been like [Laughter] get back here oh no no we just fixed that from the last time i flew up the bank and i just blew it up again thank you for fixing me so i can

Have some fun today wait a minute wait a minute noise a prankster of course he is he’s the worst i’m only the best these are new two new guests on the server we must be very kind to them i know that’s hard for someone like you but please do your best all right

Oh okay prankster noy um nice to meet you you know i’m a i’m a bit of a prankster myself you know uh put it there how are you doing nice to meet you fellow oh you pranksters see that one coming are you okay watch him sorry all right enjoy a good

Book on how to get not electrocuted next time no not a book pierce my dear old friend you are no longer my friend we we were we were never really friends but now i feel hurt how could you i can’t believe it this is what’s best

Because you are not the man that i once knew noye i’ve never known you yes don’t don’t don’t shake my hand again but yeah hey how you doing okay we’re gonna let you guys do your thing and come on this way let’s talk but bye time for me to go bye

He’s firing slime blocks at us it’s obvious okay yeah i think that you’re wishing for me never to be born change something okay and i think this is not the right world okay obviously and i thought i thought knowie was cool but clearly he’s a better preacher than i am

I know we’ll just not stand for that here’s an idea okay let’s do like uh like a like a truth thing while we try and fix this okay fine fine let’s truth fast okay all right so it’s obvious we need to make another wish potion and you

Need to undo your stupid wish wait that’s what it was you said it was a cootie potion ian i was trying to lie to you so you would drop it but apparently you’re just dumb okay you wish for me to never whatever porn yeah well forget that whatever how do we make

Another potion diamonds a totem of undying another star and a golden apple we need a lot of things all right that’s easy so uh what do we get first diamonds i have one on me which is good uh but we need uh let’s see we need a lot more so

We can go get diamonds at my house um you you don’t have a house anymore looks like you two are in some trouble there could i be of assistance anyway in any capacity oh hello ex-best friend i guess i’m his best friend now anyway we’re looking for dining right yes

Oh diamonds oh that’s going to be a tough one there are no more diamonds on the server sorry what’s yeah no uh zayn actually uh managed to scoop them all up using a special machine and uh they’re back over at his secret base now yeah it’s been tough all the diamonds yeah

It’s not been great let me tell you what i really need some for my experiment but uh okay best of luck if you want to check it out where are you keeping them oh yeah where’s the secret base i just you you’ll know what he’s seeing just

Just look for the lumberjack stuff all right wow he really needs to make this less odd i totally saw too did you really see that um oh i ian this should be easy okay just follow my lead easy yeah easy I’m glad we got rid of that trap let’s keep going yeah what what i got i got it i got it i got zombies i don’t like the zombies Not taking too wow ow how about they’re beating me up yeah because you’re not putting up a good well you didn’t make me a sword you’re supposed to make yourself this is minecraft sir i’m not making my own sword oh my gosh this is why you i didn’t have any gold

Come on come on come on let’s go okay we got the diamonds now what uh we need to go get a listen so we got the diamonds uh i’m grabbing all these diamonds here there’s a lot of diamonds in wow there’s a lot of them taking these episodes how

Are we gonna find another star uh i i uh i’m not sure but we also need a total of i’m dying i’m gonna go outside uh ear smart guy all right i work on another star all right don’t worry we’ll take care of this and all right let’s see so this isn’t my

House anymore this is actually aaron’s house ah all right well stupid fish come on oh that’s right he doesn’t remember me uh excuse me huh oh hey hey uh you seem a little out of it are you okay yeah well fish aren’t really biting today wait a second

I i don’t think i know you i would see you on the server uh no i i’m new um and uh just you know wondering what’s going on you okay yeah it just it’s lonely around here at times you know anyways what can i help you with not much

Just not doing well because nobody remembers me and i’m getting sad i don’t can’t find this nether star oh yeah i know how you feel sometimes i feel like nobody remembers me either maybe it’s for the best wait another star um is there a potion that i need really important so you know

Well i have another store actually you said you needed it for a potion yeah it does you have one um i mean well it’s really hard to get but you’re really nice and thanks for talking to me you can have it no problem huh i’m happy to help you how about okay so

I guess there’s no other option we have to go fight the withered get another star i’ve been preparing and don’t worry i got pierced out because he’s too nice to say no okay but look i actually have another star right all right so we’re gonna go

To the nether and wait what right here because it’s really cute i mean this should call me cute yeah i guess i guess you don’t need the shield anymore i’m keeping that are you you can i’m no okay look we need a total of undying now

Though oh i had one of those too but then that guy noy took me no prankster noi my nemesis see you later bye oh my name’s aaron by the way my name is othmal nice to meet you again my name’s ian nobody cares let’s go all right put this here like that and

Perfect there he is how about can we go i know i wanna i want a prank noise okay [Applause] I hear you snickering hey weird girl so just uh was chasing ian away with my sword because you know he was trying to get my super rare totem of un guidance i thought what are you talking about we were gonna go in so not a totem of undying but a tote of

Undy ding yeah so you know how the regular totem just bring you back to life normally that’s not what was happening i was going with being sharp so if you have a regular totem of undying you just get brought back to life but with this totem you actually

Get diamonds tnt gold emeralds when you respawn like a bunch of them So so diamonds and emeralds and Yes that totally happens and you’re not trying to prank me huh i’m the prank king i hey do you have a regular totem up on dying do you want to trade oh you know what strike a hard bargain blood i think it’s working now you’re not pranking me are

You no look i’ll even give you three Oh thank you yeah i forgot i need those anyway here you go try that and if you try it on this guy you’ll see what this baby can do your potatoes are awful i can see why they’re called deadly nightshades sometimes i’m destroying your side of

The village but hey no of course you would do that no casey wait you know potato tomato it doesn’t matter i think you guys should just where are you get get along with that accent potatoes are terrible look at him he’s awful aren’t you guys don’t you guys think each other’s pretty no

More like in her wildest dreams maybe uh okay you know what i just i just want this to work i did okay ian where did he go already Oh hey there you are how’s it how’s it going uh why is it exploding here well you know good thing we’re here because we need a golden apple but bad thing is zayd in case you’re exploding everything so we need to hurry wait wait wait we need a what

Hold it up so split up ha ha can i can i talk to you for a second what listen listen um i i kind of already have one you tell me why did you tell the country because this is my special special golden apple that i take with me everywhere yeah

We need this but but this is my special what happened we need to promise to get me another one yes i’ll get you another one come on hurry hurry well you got me too oh i don’t want to rush you but i think those explosions are getting closer yeah i’m

Making the wish okay okay all right i was born again okay hey what’s going on we’re back did it work you love each other again perfect yes my best do you want to read a book no i don’t know how to read what are you talking

About dude oh thank irene oh geez okay let’s go let’s go do some pranks definitely never want to learn how to read oh hey ethno what’s up you wanna do some pranks on ian pierce [ __ ] why he doesn’t want a prank thank you first of all no no