Aphmau’s BIRTH to DEATH In Minecraft!

My name is athmal and this is my entire minecraft life from birth to death we’ll be able to grow up into whoever and whatever we want from being an itsy-bitsy little baby to a full-grown adult we’ll get to see what it’s like to live out our entire life in

Minecraft what will i grow up to be and who will i meet and marry you’ll just have to watch and see oh and don’t forget to hit that subscribe button to play the game of life with me thanks i can’t believe i’m going to a family oh my god

Oh yeah you’re gonna get a family today baby all right we’re almost there almost there it’s gonna drop you off in three quarters she’s beautiful you’re gonna have a great life here oh you can grow up to be whoever you want too oh i’m so happy kawaii chance

Is the most beautiful day of our lives come on give me a hug or not that’s fine come here little one let’s go show her to pierce oh all right let’s come on inside oh uh hey hey hey how’s it going sorry i was trying to get these knives or

Anything what’s happening first come meet your little baby sister afmal wait i got a little baby sister surprise oh you’re so small was i this small yeah you okay okay well tell you what new sister i’m i’m gonna love you and protect you i’m gonna make you do

All my chores and eat all my vegetables no no pierce we’re not going to that point just yet let’s just but let’s just sit you in the chair here you’re gonna have shared responsibilities when you’re old enough but that’s what little sisters do right is they do stuff for their big brother

Well she could eat all your vegetables but that way you’re never gonna grow and you’re gonna stay that height the rest of your life okay little one let’s get you upstairs at what huh put that the kawaii get the camera she’s wait how is she crawling like that oh she’s moving so

Fast but she’s you do that they grow up so fast here come on let’s put you in your little play pen okay oh i’m so proud oh look here we go come here what what what whoa okay Hey hey hey hey hey would it be okay if i gave her a present oh yeah that’s true okay that’s very thoughtful of you peers okay new baby i figured if you wanted to sleep good tonight i figured i’d give you something so i’m gonna give you one of my toys this

One helped me sleep a lot and his name falcon i don’t know why it feels good though look at this he’s already sharing his toys with her Whoa whoa what’s up Eventually she’ll learn her manners that’s what you don’t do now i am proud because she ate her vegetables and now she gets a little treat she gets a cookie well yeah she does if you eat your veggies then you get a dessert if i heal my veggies and i won’t

Have any room for my cookies so you should just give me the cookie now that is not how that works pierce your veggies first no i don’t know i don’t know pierce you need to eat them Your little sister’s not acting like that yeah because you know what i get back here i got the cookie yes i do and i’m gonna eat it in right i got you surprised okay hey that’s enough whoa now we are going to sit down and talk about this dad now

You sit at the table and eat your cookies okay no i may eat the vegetables we love and respect our family here even if they’re being jerks all right he’s eating my cookie yeah and i’ll do it again you know what since you blew me up you know what this means what

This means war pierce you’re allowed to declare war once you can pay rent what but i i don’t even know already exactly now be nice to your little sister my turn to use the remote no it’s my turn to use the remote come on no no mom’s and dad said that

It has my name on it see no take a look mom daddy i’m wrong all right all right i’m just kidding you don’t know how to read yet kids what’s going on here if i could read i would tell on you i’m talking about the remote pierce what do you have to

Say for yourself wait but i just i i wanted to get to all this monsters oh my goodness guys you need to get along well neither of you are going to be watching tv because after it’s your first day of daycare and pierce you’re going to

Wait did you say school oh no oh yeah say goodbye kiddo okay i guess i’m ready to go to school [Applause] take care take care take No don’t need to be nervous come on mac is a great daycare person okay she’s gonna take me here and go inside come on kids time to go inside for school i just wanted to see the new person oh hi she’s a little shy oh no she’s pretty

Oh you’re gonna have so much fun in daycare i promise we have tons of activities and nap time it’s gonna be a blast okay all right all right i like her mom she’s she smells pretty oh thank you go inside and play with the other Couple minutes i’m gonna be on the computer okay christmas mac my mom goes on the computer all the time i wish i could use a computer those look cool i know right so so what’s your guys names oh i’m noi i’m aaron nice to meet you

Nice to meet you too all right guys follow me time to go upstairs for fruit break yeah i like fruit too oh my gosh yeah um i have carrots so hopefully you guys like some carrots i do like carrots but i love the cake it’s fine don’t worry about it you guys can

Hang out over here just eat a little bit i will be back i have to go back on the computer yes ma’am i don’t have any carrots i didn’t get one oh i didn’t get any carrots either oh thank you guys guys she’s got cookies up here she’s cooking we should grab

I’m gonna treasure this cookie forever oh no no i gotta tell you something i think he’s really cute what do i do do you have a crush what do i do 10 more minutes guys before nap time go tell him that you like him always like to know that girls like him

Are you telling me i only have 10 minutes to confess my feelings ugh you’re putting a little question go gotta go do it now okay okay wait but if i tell them and i get really shy you gotta run away with me okay oh okay hey oh hi how is it going [Laughter] I didn’t hear what you said no one ran outside i was here playing video games on the computer i would have seen someone run outside no we can live here forever all right we got one cookie it’s gonna last us forever but i don’t want to eat this

Cookie because aaron gave me this cookie so i’m going to eat this carrot okay all right all right cool what does it look like forever okay oh it’s been a whole five minutes i can’t survive out here that’s terrible like we can’t count past 10 yet

No i don’t know how we get to 10 it’ll be the end i know it was nice knowing you thank you for confessing me confess my feelings to aaron on the first day of daycare i’m going to die i think i heard someone really sad over

Here and i don’t want to go help them okay i’m following you do you hear them do you hear someone oh oh smack miss max mac who’s maggie you guys here you are aaron said he smelled you oh all right well just in time for nap time guys come on we

Have a story to tell follow me why do you run away i was scared for you no no no reason no reason but no i’m scared oh that’s okay don’t be scared just get out oh we gotta follow me you don’t have to be scared come on take my hand and the boy

And the girl lived happily ever after and that’s why you eat your vegetables during fruit break what miss mac i i i had a i watched a movie about a thing that was like that and you it i it i it doesn’t sound real yeah story sounds neatly

Not fiction this is a real life story once a boy had met the girl and they had carrots and they fell in love it’s almost like they care at all exactly Okay All right kiddo hold on whoa and here we are what are you doing okay well i guess we’re here geez all right it’s your big day half mal your first day of school yeah come on fbl we gotta go we’re gonna be late for garfield first class

All right watch over her pierce make sure she doesn’t get in trouble yeah sure of course all right let’s go let’s go otherwise we are going to be in trouble come on kids let’s go come on come on remember find your seats oh hi hi happiest i want to sit next to you

Hi noi how’s it going all right class my name is miss mac and today we’re going to learn about colors and animals i like at least one of those things the first one is blue wait i know that one i know that i know it i know it i know it i know

What i know and i know it i know it i know it and we have a purpley pink one i like that color my favorite color mark you go girl like the rest of the colors it don’t really matter all right now the animals do all right pierce go around and tell us

What all these animals are on the wall okay okay i got this i got this this one right here is i spaceship this one here is a rock this one here’s another rock not correct either can i try why are you somebody wrong all right okay all right and this one’s a tiger

This this one is miss smack because she’s cute and this one’s cute are you probably missing an animal that’s not very nice okay we’re not talking about you pierce okay this one is the i don’t know what this one is this one is pierced because it looks dumb like

I think it’s a snake and that one’s another snake and that one is a pimple orange block wearing headphones oh all right kids well good job with animals and colors you’ve had enough learning today so let’s have races otherwise my mom says i’ll get all burned whatever you want to do i’m just

Going to be over here don’t bother me recess is teacher time i double dog dare you to go jump in that sandpit over there moving i i don’t know it just looks funny and i want noise to jump in it ah i can’t turn down a double dog dare

People will say i’m chilling yeah i know you’re pregnant yeah i heard that there’s actually maybe some animals in that sand you should go elsewhere the power of dog in anime protects me Did he do it he did it he stuck it quick oh my gosh Don’t bother me i said pierce pierce try to prank us all right he has quickstand i bet you he put some water in it so it can make it quick okay oh we got already prank us because he’s a big meanie all right so come on let’s go over here come here i

Have an idea i have an idea i know how we can stop him okay what what pierce come quick yes what’s going on i’m stepping down mom’s gonna be mad i’m stuck on top of a tree and she’ll think it’s your fault ugh you’re you know

You’re a big pain you know that right okay you gotta save her though yeah i know i know boy you have to protect her okay i made it all right time to get down wait oh but he can’t just jump wait a minute oh no oh no teacher i’m

Stuck what’s going on guys oh my goodness i said nothing bothers me nephew tricked me i didn’t trick him he got stuck in the tree because he was dumb okay yeah i think i got i think i got it the grass looks nice and soft down here

I’m just gonna go and jump in under control see you later i’m the only one go away for two seconds this is my favorite stuff man this one’s a banger i know right oh my gosh it’s so awesome okay all right so hey noise hi mr zane dad

Knock before you come in please we’re one block apart almost uh all right af i’m respecting your privacy but i’m asserting my authority as a parent by coming in anyway yeah just making sure you’re having fun i mean music’s a little loud up here you might want to

Turn that down you’re going to lose your hearing if you don’t ha no you’re embarrassing in front of my friends well could you could you at least pick a better song i have to listen to it through the wall all day awesome song it’s an awesome song pierce you just you’re you

Don’t have any taste okay don’t go and watch it you don’t have any taste of fun dad pierce is telling me how they taste just guys turn it down a few notches all right your dad liked to listen to a few bangers himself in the day but even i knew how to

Turn it down uh look just just turn it down a few okay your mom and i just want a little bit of quiet time all right gross they’re on a date ugh parent dates yes dad okay it’s time for my date so erin’s gonna be here any minute okay

All right i’m so excited here’s what we’re gonna do okay so so look you’re gonna stay here and pretend to be me if my parents come to the door just just here just just pretend like i’m here just you you can you can impersonate me right

Uh yeah i mean i’ve been taking theater class for the last two weeks so hi all right bye hey be careful i got you oh thanks for catching me oh my gosh you’re welcome so do you want to go to the arcade yeah i want to go to the arcade

Uh yeah let’s go so would you call this like a date or not really no i mean i wasn’t going to call it a date but uh if you wanted a date we’re just going to the arcade yeah just yeah of course we’re we’re just going to the arcade unless

Us no i don’t know just whatever you park amazing wow this is fantastic yeah i’ve been working on it all right uh oh this place is so cool it just opened up i can’t believe it no right it’s awesome i’m so excited what do you want to play first ah

Let’s see there we go welcome get your tokens over here yeah tokens i’ll take 20 diamonds worth of tokens please all right thank you here’s some tokens have fun kids oh my gosh this is so cool aaron i’m ready to play some games all right

Uh let’s see you pick the first one okay okay all right all right i’m gonna go and pick the first one and uh i brought some snacks and wait a minute what what wait oh what are you doing here it’s my brother oh no oh wait what are you doing

No it’s my sister what a girl oh my god what are you doing here with a guy nice to meet you not a day we haven’t officially declared as a date yeah well you you know what i was here first uh cripstina was technically here first

But i was here first you two go you know you guys go you know what i i’m gonna tell mom and dad that’s right you smell without you she’s gonna be telling you i i stuck out their permission that’s right no no no no no no no no i

Was watching the door up until i left to sneak out you snuck out too shook out oh my god you snuck out okay can we agree not to tell our parents at least you know hang on kawaii i think i may have left it in the truck it’s mom and dad your parents

Can we get out of here i can help you get out for some diamonds come on i’ve worked a bunch of jobs here thank you thank you thank you thank you here you can take my dad this is what i’m talking about all right guys right through here come on through come on

Hurry hurry hurry i’ve seen nothing i’ve seen nothing you are you are the best of all people miss back thank you so much can we agree we saw nothing all right pierce pierce if i i saw nothing you saw nothing okay absolutely yep i think we could agree to that yeah

Have fun with aaron it’s nice for you guys to work together many many years later how many i will not tell you it is rude to ask a lady’s age and that’s why the sheep is the best animal in which she can have all these green planes [Applause]

Why you let them play like this look at them crawler king like they’re i don’t know having fun how dare they prayers they’re just they’re just kids leave them alone but seriously come on don’t be so cranky come play with us no question you’re in you want to be it

You’re in no you’re how about you guys go over into the house and get some cookies all right go ahead [Applause] go get get out of here get it going go go into the house and get some cookies What that’s my old hat you gave away my cookies are you calling on your old fart this is me i’m your old i’m old we’re all old i want those cookies back right there can’t have cookies the doctor said you can’t have cookies doctor doesn’t know what he’s talking

About i can’t cook this any time oh don’t get so tired look i can’t believe i had to put up with you from birth to death okay wait you you haven’t died yet your old coot man i’m well i’m sad about that i’m gonna die better than you can you know wait

Look at me i’m on the ground like a phone You’ve been sleeping for like 10 hours yeah come on we gotta go get stuff you probably forgot to say real money together baby we were talking about something like an old fart no no i was a baby and then and then you guys were there and you were there and you were there

And i was a baby teenager and then no i mean i mean i was a baby at one point i think but i mean we were younger but that was changes ago yeah whatever it’s fine let’s go it was a weird dream all right let’s go fighting [Applause]

Yeah wait yes i have this is this yours what yeah i i mean i’ve had this for you how did you