APHMAU’s CRAZY MINECRAFT FAMILY Story!

On the server the goal is to raise a family to survive and everyone knows I’ll be the best dad please that title goes to me no me dead Bight stop my eyes too bad now you got no eyes wow boys are dumb why do they even fight everyone knows the best dad

Would why you get over here look I respectfully respect your opinion but that’s just your opinion okay yeah we all know that we would be the better parents and and in particular I would be the better Dad yeah sure in some weird made up world but in the real

World in the real world not your fantasy world dude what oh oh my God what are you doing here oh hey guys what’s up oh so Ian we’re playing a game where someone would make the better Dad okay and we want to make obviously I would

Make the best dad question let me think about it you are too strict and boring and D you are just too ugly I’m going to be the best dad and H look at this guys don’t go just break it right into the blocks what’s happening this co uh wait is this a part

Of the game must be whoa where are we hey I’m over here now okay great you’re still a bad dad and we’re over here what what’s in the chest what is here there’s stuff in here I’ll take the boat Aon and we can spit the bread ooh yes s’s good I’ll take the

Pickaxe all right ow that’s kind of hurt oh a come on we got to get to work yeah we got to beat him we got to beat him you guys have to share tools I get these all to myself yeah but we get to work together as a team which means that look

Aon I already got a crafting table do you guys have a crafting table no that’s why we would make you know what I’m going to do Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron wait what if you just gave those tools to a b BBE you know there’d be in trouble we got to build

The center because be some surprises there you know get some get some go go go go go go come on come on we got to Casey how about you start building house team oh some lava down there we can remember that to collect materials

Give them to you as soon as I get made it there we go perfect oh oh look what we found guys we made it to the middle so we get a block what does it do what does it do what does it do let’s see start building my own stuff

I want that block what did that do that was poop for anything what do we maybe you broke it guys they’re Starks and they have baby cribs Babies what see look oh there’s one catch look can get back to the island there’s one coming to me

Too what is it what is it what is it oh come here he’s probably going to be super handsome and talented just like his it’s in a tree it’s a baby guys my baby’s in a tree oh it’s a little baby the baby looks just like you

I love this baby here I’m going to carry this baby we have got the cutest baby right here no we have the cutest baby no we have the cutest baby no you have the ugliest baby H we have the cutest baby there we go now cute a man my baby’s ugly casy I’ve

Got house a the baby is kind of cute look at it I want to I want to want to get a good look at the baby oh wait let me see the best dad you ever seen oh Ian you have an adorable baby angel over there wa no it’s all ugly it doesn’t

Look like me at all it’s not handsome W it’s got no hair don’t look like you they’re not they their own people okay well my child should look like me we got to raise this baby all right we got to raise this baby good don’t we can’t we

Can’t we can’t be leaving we got to raise it we got to bring it in the okay Aon I’m just letting you know okay okay I’ll give you an axe okay got me an axe you got Stone yeah over here what Casey Casey my man Casey my man’s

Got a stone what he got a St he got me a stone axe look at that where’s my stone ax yeah Zane where’s your stone well I was just focusing on building some shelter first you know that’s not true I was materials for the sh man you guys are terrible team this

Best dad best dad best dad wellow I got to be a St my man’s got me a stone axe look at that well not everyone’s man can be perfect okay see okay all right let’s go over here uh make some more of this stuff here uh Aon

Yeah you work on the te see we’re working together like a team over here yeah we’re splitting things up yeah yeah we’re working as a team well why don’t you get her St acing are we really I’m working on it here here Aron look look look here here’s here what what else did

You get me Aaron oh I got you a stone pickaxe and and organ shovel Casey what Casey my man got me I get me an upgrade Z I’ve got a Stone ax too I don’t want to hear it oh my God I’ll by your selfie I’m

Impr breath yeah good H hang on look look Chase I got you the stone pickaxe just like you asked it’s too late I want an iron pickaxe iron I’m going I’m going all right we got to raise this baby I don’t know what’s going to happen next

We got to raise this baby all good all right let’s see all right let’s see all right Aon I’ve been thinking about this a little bit um can you make some ladders please ladders all right fine we have to protect this baby innocent adorable little baby it’s our family Aon

Yeah I know I know but why ladders uh okay let’s see oh hey there’s another block over there wait there another baby I don’t know if I can take another baby yet I don’t know but this looks kind of dangerous I’m not going to touch that

Block I don’t want it you what I don’t know if I like to look on that block hang on does that mean we can go get it I mean yeah I mean who said you couldn’t I’m building a bridge over I am going to

Get there first cuz I am going to be the best at here no no no Zane I am the better dad so I’m going to get the block no because I’m such a good dad nothing’s going to happen to any any of the babies not just mine it’s what are you talking

You guys want the block it looks like a baby playing with electricity I made it first guys don’t be idiots come on oh I don’t trust this at all let’s start building up a bad feeling about this bre no build the house the baby will die

Wait wait the baby will die we got some to do build a house build a house build the house build building oh this sounds boring I don’t want to do it build a house build a house build a house just go just go just go just go let’s go ah

Lightning oh ah that guy say lightning we need more wood I no time I’m going to use dirt baby cover the baby cover the baby is the baby safe our baby’s okay for right now you better be building a house to that baby oh fine oh my gosh

Why can’t I move this why can I move here I got to build a house for the hey dumb baby it’s doesn’t even look like me I want one that looks cool like uh me stop baby here there we go okay baby right there nice work Casey Come on

Close it close up close it up close it up close it up close I’m going I’m going I’m going what’s wrong are you taking too long to protect your babies actually our babies are going pretty fine uh you know how about you oh look yeah our houseal is pretty cool actually put the

Door down I’ll get some more stuff oh okay okay I got to craft I got CRA let’s keep let’s keep there this counts right time long enough to plant some more trees all right I got a door uh more wood there we go I got more wood Aon you

Need more wood good good good good okay here you go get it get it get under okay more wood more wood there you go take it teamwork teamwork teamwork teamw workk we got it all right there we go guys has a lightning left yet look at Casey wa I

Found a really cute flow oh that’s really great but we got to make sure the baby’s safe warning tantrum storm approaching what does the Tantrum storm mean tantrum build it up Aaron keep for the we must protect this baby is that more lightning what is that Aaron Aon is

Baby okay the baby’s fine so far wait is something wrong all right uh Aon you have ladders yeah yeah you told me to make them Casey keep inside build up build up build up guys something there’s something out here what’s going on I’m going to check it

Out there we go put some lad go up let’s check it out oh it’s zombie babies zombie babies are attacking oh my gosh there’s a zombie baby in our don’t worry I’ll save the baby got it what got it oh the at the door okay all right all right St back

You just keep yourself safe Casey watch the baby the baby the baby zom down here I got him I got him watch out Casey I would like a little bit of help though okay Casey we got to fight them off all right I made an extra sword here

Take me you made a sword oh my gosh hey my man’s made me a sword what I don’t have a sword well you got the bow I figured you’d be good with that I am protecting this family I will you those Z all right we got to cover this up

Because those those mobs are crazy right now yeah make sure the door’s closed down there I don’t want another uh temper tantrum or whatever oh my gosh there’s another one down there wait wait there’s another one oh get if you need me to another W don’t worry Erin I got

This we’re Partners in this okay we we got this look yeah you’re real good at that look at that knock those babies off the SP okay wa wait are you killing the babies down there oh no but there’re cute babies too I love all babies Aaron I

Love all the babies they’re so cute yeah but they’re evil zombie babies and they’re trying to kill us a but I like all the babies well listen I like babies that aren’t trying to kill us I will fight every baby to protect my baby s our roof is

Leaking okay um shoot the Cs are going to come uh get who goes there oh no don’t worry I’ll take you to the V I’ll put you in a home um let’s see the guards up there uh maybe if I do this um here going through this way and jump

Okay not caught there shh quiet okay there is a there’s open house over there right get you in that house here we go one is here Perfect all right there you are um all right well I’ll see you later I have to go before somebody comes in I

Said as captain of the Guard that’s not my job anyway he got lost in the woods and what the Wolf princess Sound the Alarm we need to get out of here where are you going get out here I got to get out of here quick everyone take stealing

Children okay maybe in here I have to hide really quick where’d she go search The Village I got away I saw her coming here wherever you are you’re surrounded we haven’t seen her in the village we’ve been trying to capture you and you just ran into our hands now

Then I know you’re in here oh this is bad I’m tired of you disrupting our mining operation let’s see how you do with some oh no got to get out of [Laughter] Here everyone did you see what the Wolf princess did she exploded our AR got to get out of here the Armory I made it out I made it out the right thing to do shouldn’t have gotten involved like afmo Mom my child why did you go into the human Village I I just wanted to see if I could take them out from the Insite you know it’s

Dangerous to invade them alone I know no but I had to try I know you hate the humans as much as you they don’t belong in this land and yet they’re hurting it destroying it I know it’s getting late what were you even doing your brother hasn’t come back to

Death huh what’s that noise huh um everyone’s asleep but hold let’s see what well well well who we come me out of here that’s really her huh yep and finally not only did we drive off the a g out of here huh hold on so be it take her away what

Don’t don’t worry this won’t Hurt well she’s waking up are you sure this is a human that she’s not some kind of Beast what’s going on here quiet you you’re in court you are the Wolf princess correct I don’t talk to human objection does she not even realize that she is a human I am not

Silence we stolen from humans hurt guards have tried to attack us on countless occasions because you’re hurting the forest and its creatures we are creatures not of the forest and you being attacked by the urass because you keep stealing the iron wood from them enough hey look let me just speak to her

Woman to Woman hello friend I am a merchant you seem like a reasonable girl who can listen to reason see we’re getting somewhere okay now look we’re here in the Twilight Forest because of how amazing the Ironwood material is we just need well she can’t be reason with fine

If she won’t listen to reason I’ll never listen to reason with you then maybe she’ll listen to this huh what brother no is this a good enough reason M he pays with his life line what do you want don’t take me you’ll take my guards and you will show

Them where to find the Twilight ly the ergas and the Night Phantom what why because the wolf we see will die if you don’t oh they’re communicating with each other enough Ian see to it that she Le and Wolf princess if anything happens to one of my guards dead