APHMAU’s Dark Royal Family in Minecraft! Shocking Parody Story

Oh she got a little crowd on where’s my baby oh here it is I can’t te baby I want one uh maybe okay what look enough fighting stop I was about to kill him you guys now look this is a game and each night with the princess like

Us there’s two princesses here and w Break It come on a good night would help okay all right oh look I got Shield oh look you’re on my side it’s my color I’ve got a pink Shield I get KY oh man oh but you guys are so cute together oh

Guys was playing so I got on as soon as I wait a minute what’s going on here yeah you’re too late because Casey’s with me what this is a bring the block bring the BL this the island block come on let’s breing it see what happen what’s this

About oh look at the little castles they’re so cute we got castles they’re so tiny we should go to that one yeah before R how do we get over there actually wo I guess it kind of did it on its own wait was this one look how big the castle

Is I can’t wait to rule in it wait am on my own over here oh you got a D sorry Zane we got to build start taking down the trees yeah I agree you get that one I’ll get this one bye going to be a gir

Partner and uh Casey won’t even miss you Zane about that I a dig faster oh um Casey my man’s got me a wood shovel what Ian get for you he’s only been chopping trees he hasn’t been anything El a that’s so sad what all right fine here here’s some wood than

Your crafting table oh thank youan yeah I already got a pickaxe I you sure you don’t need one yet I I don’t need a pickaxe well you don’t huh yeah I just punching it Aaron Aaron look a block spawns come on awesome here you’ll need these two thank you thank you my night

Wow you’re the best that’s right my man’s got me a pickaxe and a sword a how lucky you I would have a sword if I was given the right proper night tools and there’s a king baby here sry boys it looks like my princess is about to

Break is it long it’s going to be a baby it didn’t give anything it didn’t do anything hey look up wait what whoa there’s a p oh look at them come down I love this part horses with wings horses have the baby wish been come the babies flying

Horse horsey horsey you’re not deserving come on we got to make sure it lands safely oh look at this she got a little crowd on where’s my baby oh here it is man I can’t baby I want one of those flying horses come here horsey man they really they catch

That I want to go see the other babies thank you Pegasus I will take good care of this young Ling how are you guys’ babies doing uh here I’ll help build over so that you can see them I’m going to go this way for now Zane I want to

See your baby well I’m working on it first I got to get the baby into a safe space because safety is the most important thing Ian I guess it’s true sounds like a sounds like a boring I haven’t seen the baby yet anything to build I’m planting trees sa and look at

All the babies how the crown just gets me it is so cute all right come on take this baby with my eyes let here Casey oh you’re building a fancy Bridge fancy for a princess let me meet you halfway over here M lady hello here we are all right

Let’s see oh look at the that was like Ian I know yeah you know it does have some of that devilishly good looks about it if you say so but the blue hair is just kind of there so huh all right whatever well I’m going to go make some

J’s baby looks like Ian uhoh oh boy oh what’s the matter Zane J hey Ian I think I still see that Pegasus show find it oh I got you some tools by the way Stone wait iron oh thank you hey Casey if you need any milk cakes or whatever I

Did get some cows over here oo apple apple we can use the food and what what’s the worst that can happen it oh was wrong oh my gosh this have to do with appc protect the baby yeah I got the baby I got this I just wanted the Apple

Out got to make a door for Real uh let’s see wait a minute is there down go ah yes several fieds I Your brave knight will come to the resc oh the gold back thanks for the help me and back gol where’s the witch are you okay ow ow

No no not at all Zane do you have any milk or oh you do I do have a cow I just I don’t have any buckets yet Aaron you have iron right wait yeah yeah I declare you must make a bucket I want make buckets for everybody wait you guys

Found iron look look what Aaron got me he got IR I’ve got IR too you know got me two P that’s pretty cool is he one of them or yeah Pi are nice I’m so happy for you I mean I found an apple from one of the witches don’t eat it wait wait

Don’t eat it don’t eat it don’t e it check it out see what it’s like it’s going to be totally fine how will witches make the best apples oh oh oh oh what is that what is that yeah it’s poison sorry you guys are doing great though

Thanks okay finishing up this room get some more stone bricks we can finish it perfect pen I can’t believe you have a lot of St in the M that’s awesome there we go and oh I mean we’re almost done yeah and we’ve got a nice little farm going

You think we got those potatoes plenty of food oh Ian your your Castle looks like it has chicken pox you have chickenpox oh man a good one what this Castle can’t protect a baby make a better a better Castle then make a better one sounds like your princess wants to move to

Another Castle no his Prince is going to be another Castle you uh let’s see um uh hey Zane uh uh you want to trade yes not not for JC I I I I want I want your village oh no I’m not giving you my Village you in TR what I am not

Going to be tra wow you know what huh what a puppy B wait wait another block SP what is this yeah yeah look go so well are we sure we want to CRA that wasn’t so good oh come on it’s such a cute puppy I want to see it

Where’s the puppy where actually where is the puppy where did the puppy go look it’s a horse you got a horse we have a horse I have a goat huh they got a goat oh goat it’s like farm animals oh let’s go look let’s go look it’s a pig

Is that our Pig it’s not the pig we already had the pig uh wheat uh what do you want take a hor uh maybe okay Aon what is that there a fat Dragon Here why is it so ugly it’s so don’t make is so F cute you’re so not cute okay is even our I oh no but look at you I don’t want it though we have to tame it we use the T it um let’s see what we

Have maybe we have some raw meat or something uh Cas youy training a horse is boring well I want it wait do we do we feed Pig it’s Dragon you know maybe it likes me well we got to kill Reuben to feed your other dragonu

No okay but the fat dragon going to be totally worth it I love him too much it’s my favorite oh yeah of course you do he loves that and now he’s more fat he so Ador no not at all what did he do I don’t know can we click him oh okay

I picked him up so he he’s just fat he sits here yeah I guess he just got to does he doesn’t even do anything may we could Fe some more to make it do stuff I don’t know can you do a roll come on F Dragon do

Something oh my throwing up gold oh this is [Applause] horrible what’s going on done oh my gosh nothing don’t worry our dragon is super cute oh yeah so cute guys definitely didn’t give us anything crazy wait wait a minute you diamonds maybe give us diamonds or something just a

Cute Dragon though also casy I I I can’t get the the horse to go inside don’t bring him inside wait did you guys break another block come on wait come look at the baby what is it after the baby dragon’s rolling around the egg what’s yeah it’s still ugly wait what something

Happening maybe maybe you trying to tell us something what’s wrong boy what’s going on baby dragon what are you trying to tell us wa what is it whoa who whoa whoa whoa that’s it my minions I think I know what I to do oh oh oh okay nothing I’ve got

This I I think there’s something you should worry about there’s nothing to worry about get the babies wa what’s going on up there oh you know just had a little baby dragon baby what that’s no baby that’s a fullsize dragon I know but uh maybe

You’re a drag in your feet which is why you don’t got one Zane of course not I pulled the rightful sword it’s all mine can’t say I didn’t warn you get him a few moments later anyone see it do we leave I think we’re good go go go go go

Go over there a draw bridge there’s a draw we got to we got to click it wa an arrow I do uh almost got it yeah oh nice nice all right just keep running the bridge I hold it let’s go let’s go wait a you got to be careful oh no quick head

The other way we’ll meet up with you later okay oh no no no no no no no I got to get out of here quick okay there there all right I should be fine I should be perfectly fine as long as I just keep maybe it won’t follow me oh

Never mind it’s following me okay keep calm keep C hey I be able to get out this way wait water in the nether what the okay I got to go I got to go what is going on what the in water am I I’m pregnant um St back St

Back don’t believe I actually did that and I guess I’m a pregnant water Elemental okay that’s new but this it’s unleash the twin elements to server I guess I got to click that oh get the monster what are you doing I have defeated the not a monster H I’m I’m

Okay why do so nauseated wait what are you a water Elemental and wait question she’s you have a fire bangle now why did you push a pregnant asmo into lava I didn’t know she was pregnant okay that’s okay I think I’m going to go over here and click this

Guys just watch your step all right you sure you okay yeah what’s that’s what happened to you fat I found f she’s thought she’s preg di dude okay but why is she water wait she broke her water look there was water in the Nether and then I got these bangal and now I’m

Pregnant with the elemental Twins and I’m an elemental then threw me in lava wait you threw her into lava that’s what I said you know I was just oh nice one and it’s good at least he deserves so uh where were we I mean I

Was going to do that myself but I mean good for you don’t worry at now I’ll be the best dad your Elemental babies could ever have what what no I can’t be a dad cuz they’ll just let the babies have cookies all day a what both of you shut

Up okay and plus zaye can’t be the dad cuz he’s a butt face uh no you’re the butt face here I said it first you’re the butt you Mega butt butt booty butt face okay I’ll be the dad listen wao I I guess I am having Elemental

Twins but look you’re all but bces I need to sit down all right and look Kim can you help me get into there yes and then you got in the meantime you come back all right I have some weird effect on me and I’ll make a choice about who

The dad’s going to be I’ll go get some milk you know come back oh be like a good we first I’ll take care of it no I’m going to get it well I’ll get you the freshest milk they’ll be back later won’t they yep all right let’s go check

Out the wow I’ll check first to make sure it’s safe it’s actually really pretty this will be a great place to raise the elemental babies yeah look around wow this room is so cool but I think I need all the elements looks like out of the

Way as promise thanks there mine as well what I just gave it the to be fair I did get milk but I drink it on the way well thanks you get minus five points oh good job Ian I’ll take these back away I got this all right calm down now if you have

Any hope to be the dad you must gather the four elements and the first element that I need is going to be the Earth elements okay that seems kind of easy don’t dig in my front yard oh my god oh this is going to be easy down all right

Down I win look like Aon one he got me the element of Earth just I I Got Dirt man that’s pretty easy you know I’m pretty good at being a d second place I’ll I’m not fixing this up now the second element I need is water bucket

Bucket Kim can you fix that thank you I think I got an extra bucket all right I need a oh but for this one no I don’t need a water bucket I need someone to craft four buckets together four I took all those buckets cuz you stole it from

Us I stole them fair and square okay it’s okay it’s fine you guys work together by putting the buckets okay oh guess I win again all right next I need the elements of lava and don’t look at my volcano there’s lava in there but I need yeah don’t ruin our volcano I I

Need I need that wait what that the magma oh I see it that’s uh that’s water that’s um just jump in to go around okay fine be careful oh this is going good I got the El the water elements you’re almost done they got itting hurts are they okay come on no no

No don’t go out I’m running out of there got it z z good J I got I got one there now finally the ultimate element I need the elements of lightning and if you follow me in here follow me into the house really quick I have these little lightning rods

Right inside this thing right here see so there’s one for you it’s not raining outside yeah oh I I can fix that here you go so here’s here’s another light here’s some a lightning rod there and a lightning rod there and a lightning rod there if you guys need it now watch I

Can make it storm with my water I can use my water to here we go that’s kind of useful uh now this is the tricky part uh use your lightning rods oh I’m going to go back inside to all right let me just hold this bottle

Against you for a second and up there we goting lightning I believe this formed to you oh you CAU lightning in a bottle nice they have killed Zane in the process but you know you got to crack a few eggs you okay I don’t think he’s okay okay I’m

Good I don’t think it’s safe to stay out here got it oh yeah right you need to pass lights J jumbled my maybe don’t lay out there Zane got it you guys got it okay here you go okay yeah yeah yeah yeah oh nice all right I can craft this into the

Final element follow me let’s see I’ll just use this cracking littleit here there we go okay all right here we go uh so now I can place them on the lightning area on the fire area the water area and the dirt area there we go Earth not dirt I’ve never seen water do

That perfect oh oh the lightning now amazing I don’t think it’s safe to be in there okay yeah that sounds fun that’s great you know I can turn into all the El yay I mean that’s really cool at all but but what does this got to do with

Being a dad all right now it’s time for your next challenge next challenge that wasn’t it now if any of you want to be the dad a big thing that you have to do when it comes to being a dad is feed me um cuz I’m hungry so so here’s the thing

These cauldrons are yours there’s tons of ingredients in here and you need to throw the ingredients into the cauldron and make a special soup for me okay you have two minutes 3 2 1 go go that sounds like a lot of work where are the potatoes well you know what you know

What I say to that just St PE water oh um I guess you have to decide if you want to use that ingredients oh and there’s these adorable animals over here um I need someone to put them in the for thank you this was turning color circle light

Hey why is yours red mine blue this does not feel right fine guys there’s a fresh cow over here come on got it oh it was so cute oh my God be Del they had wonderful bee okay so guess this I just I I just you said you wanted

Be what is that hold on uh I I just explosions oh I knocked over the thing I’m sorry okay uh maybe uh throw it in the microwave let’s see got to I think we got to cook it we go let’s see uh blue I don’t want

Blue she don’t want blue you gave me a oh that’s that could work I do like some purple why do it keep turning blue some some purple some purple look purple purple okay I want some purple Pur want purple I’ve got purple going actually I feel more like an orange

Orange R close yellow looks like pe oh okay noed purple red red Now red oh but I actually want some blue okay was got it wait maybe I’m feeling like some red it’s water no no I have red yellow green uh that’s oh that looks delicious but

Now on purple okay okay I I can do this I can do this you T the P uhoh who broke my soup a few moments later and cooking and hamburger awesome look at that pull it out beautiful perfect okay maybe I should make a few more what was that

What was that what’s with your face oh my God no no no no please oh my God creepiest thing I’ve ever seen Ian what’s wrong oh hey hey uh what are you screaming about your face was weird and ugly it’s I mean I mean uglier I mean

Like no no no I don’t mean you know what just never mind why the heck were you making that face anyway oh as if you need to ask you know why uhhuh yeah I just saw you at my place I know what you were up to and why did you change your

Outfit so quick my my outfit I have no idea what you’re talking about what okay okay okay I’ll I’ll buy your little story but I’ll be watching I’m on to you just just don’t do it again do what again okay whatever why does Ian

Got to be so weird shees yeah he act as he seen a ghost or a twin but seriously sis did he see you nope cross my heart and hopes to lie I mean uh die good because today we’re going to cause some twin mischief yeah what are you doing I’m excited I

Don’t know what’s going on I stop I don’t know how she why did you have smoke BBS I don’t know why I got them from your prank chest hey those are mine you mean ours hey okay so who do you want to prank first on the server H well I was

Thinking how about uh little cliche but how about Ian Ian oh and easy target huh it’s pierced it’s pierced hi get in there get in there get in there because I don’t want any want to know I have a super awesome on the Ser it makes it makes prank more fun cover

Yourself up cover yourself up covery hey hi what what are you up to uh just you know digging some about to dig a hole in the middle of you know here in the middle of the Hub just just randomly diing a hole huh yeah uh in fact in in

Front of my house no less towards my house yeah no not towards your house just uh nice Sheep by the way new models really yeah no no I mean not new models but you know a fresh batch I they keep they keep disappearing weirdly enough

Hey I just cooked up this mutton do you want any here you go have some okay I’m scared but thank you it’s amazing how the raw mutton just shows up in my house anyway I’m just going to go put these away all right uh come on all right you

Do you pierce you got that yah sheep Queen you go you go sheep yeah thanks cool I okay bye gosh where you go go where she go H uh wait oh no oh no oh no she’s tumbling over here Sis Sis hey nice sis and up and through and up and

Through and S where are you where’d you go here sorry about that what are you doing you’re supposed to PR e first right yeah but then I saw pears plus I wanted to show you this this sheep TNT what is it what does it do uh it you

Know it makes the the Sheep here it makes them multiply oh I get it that’d be really funny you know that he’ll have too many sheep he doesn’t know what to do with yeah something like that all right so let’s just put down a few more

Here I’m going to put down a few more okay so let’s see uh put this is going to be so funny here all right so we got to get here did you need any new any new uh wheat I just realized I never actually got that back to you hold on

Let me come on wa oh you shouldn’t have fancy new sheep TNT I mean like these things have sheep faces on them and I like sheep so they got they have to be good right pelie yeah yeah yeah you’re right all right uh let’s find out here we go uh sheep please sheep

Please oh oh w oh it was supposed to be good sheep but it was bad sheep what are you laughing at that’s the opposite of what’s supposed to happen opposite or better fine it was pretty funny but kind of evil s hey how about this you know

Just to change the subject uh let’s go prank Ian all right cool cool hurry up you’re laging behind I’m coming I’m coming be careful now blowing up my house I don’t have any wood for this I Got Dirt H I got a cobblestone am I supposed

To make a good house with this what I didn’t blow us up his house huh do you know anything about this uh the TNT at his house before I logged on nah no idea no idea about that whatsoever H okay stay out of sight stay

Out of sight so so so so here’s the prank all right we’re going to sneak into Ian’s house while he’s not looking you’re going to distract him and I’m going to put the lasers okay around his house got it got it also here here do this do something

Nice you know just uh take this these diamond blocks here what was that nothing all right yeah take a few of those and replace his gold with diamonds you know just make them feel special oh that’s so sweet of you yeah I know all

Right so uh I’m going to go talk to him and uh you go ahead and do your thing I’ll distract him go go go oh she she’s got this she’s got this uh hey uh Stan no get get away from my house don’t blow up my house again what are you doing

Here oh you know nothing just uh wanted to see how you were doing if things were all good all good look at all this dirt look at my house I’ve got to fix my house don’t talk about your house like that what no no no no no no I’m talking

About I mean you exploded my house earlier that’s why I went to your house and I saw you making cheeseburgers like like nothing happened I mean I was hungry you are hungry that’s not the point fine you know what just do what you want and also why do you keep changing

Clothes just wanted to see if you wanted any help friend oh yeah well I’m not your friend buddy and I’m not your buddy pal oh yeah pal what you know what no no no I mean there’s not really much aside from my house being all drafty from the

Hole that you made oh I can help you fix that don’t worry I’ve already tried fixing it I only have dirt in stone at the moment I need to go get some wood but fine what are you doing don’t worry about it I got this I’m going to help

Him make his house less chilly what what this is not oh no no no no no no no what what is this fire why don’t worry Ian I’ll help you it’s got me trust me what you’re already helping too much oh water water oh no okay I it’s okay don’t worry

Stop he played with fire first oh my goodness Ian don’t worry I’m going to make sure your house is perfect what is this oh I got it what was that you know what that’s it I’m just going to go live a a noise Barn at least he takes care of his animals

There my gosh put that away you I can’t believe this oh what happened so uh those diamonds I gave you they were exploding diamonds why would you do that because it was funny we’re not evil today Sis okay we’re not I’m not are you nope why did you take forever to

Answer that hey you know what uh how about we do something nice for someone someone like uh since hean said it uh noi um hey you know what that sounds nice and I I like nice things that’s going to be a really nice thing you like nice things because you’re not people

Like me wait what did you say I said we’re going to go have so much fun uh you didn’t scream like that how about this let’s take this prank easy tone it down okay because this is a lot I’m going to have to help Ian make that up

Later cross my heart and hope to lie I mean uh die you know what let’s go come on sis look I’ll carry you see look see don’t you like upsies upsies a nice thank you so since we’re toning down the pranks right now how about we color his

Barn a different shade of orange I love it it’s going to be so slightly off yeah you know what and uh we can let loose a bunch of animals too that way has to go get them you know that’s super sweet and innocent right that’d be hilarious um

I’ll be in charge of that okay cool um so I will get the paint I already have it so don’t worry about it you go let the animals go make sure they’re all good and uh yeah I’m going to go on top of the barn and just uh don’t worry

About it I’ll be right back okay you go all right all right you got this i got this i got this all right cool cool cool let’s see uh all right letting all the animals out I guess I got to open up the uh the gate here there we go going out

There perfectly fine don’t worry good good oh look at these sheep they’re all so cute and adorable a don’t worry look how cutie who uh Hey AAU what are you doing here what’s what what are you doing I’m blending in listen listen noi noi he

Wasn’t here so I snuck in so I could get uh you know free free food free shelter and I could poop whatever I want Oh e e anyway uh you know what um I’m not uh I’m not even going to ask uh what you’re doing here um um anyway just just just

Just going to go do my own thing okay yeah you go do your own thing I’m just uh here just I’m a sheep Sis how’s the play going how’s it going oh it’s h it’s going really good actually really good wait there’s nothing crazy about this uh yeah you

Know I um you just got to take a closer look closer look what you what did you do I uh painted it a uh brighter orange that that’s not we disuss you’re supposed to put lava on it see it’s going to be fine let’s see the animals like it they’re all warm and

Toasty how dare you you said you were going to tone it down not today see you bye wait what the I got to put this out uh uh smoke bombs they have dirt in them they should be able to stop this right uh come on come on come on come on let’s

Go let’s go let’s go let’s go okay okay that’s good enough uh there’s still some lava but that’s perfectly fine know what it’s uh where did you go where did she go fish where did you go get back here you’ll never catch me where did she

Go hey fellow sheep is it always this hot here what don’t worry Ian it’s just pain sis where’d you go where did you there you are I see you good luck trying to catch me I’m coming up there I know how to climb just like you oh really well I like oh

You actually did it okay well um welcome so uh you know I think you and I have some differences in what uh pranks are yeah you think yeah but no worries we can absolutely work it out 100% all right we’re sisters we get along right

No what fine how are we going to work this out something like uh how about this huh what the sis how dare you why did you get me out of [Laughter] here you see I’m just like you we’re both super smart right and so I decided

To put you in this trap so here’s the deal I am going to leave because I still have some more evil things to do oh my gosh you’re you’re I’m the evil twin see you later sis bye how dare you just it’s okay it’s fine it’s fine she

Can’t get away because like you said we’re both smart so I have a backup uh there we go she probably went this way let’s go see Zan oh man where is he what was that the Z oh hey there he is perfect he oh my god well you know yeah it

Really is just a shame that nobody else could make it to this picnic here I mean maybe we could invite noi or Ka Chan or something see that’s the thing I thought we could just hang out just just the two of us what is she doing the two of us I

Mean okay that’s fine what is she doing that’s fine yeah uh but anyways thanks for inviting me these cookies are really good and everything like did you make these everyone was too busy and you know what I just I need to talk to you because Zan I I have feelings oh like

Yeah for Aaron like everyone knows that that’s not really a secret but anyway these cookies I mean for you what trying to get that’s quite chance man you no are you crazy stop right there what waa I wait a minute what what is this what what’s

Going on D it’s not what it looks like she she’s an impostor and knew Su all along I can’t believe you’re evil yeah you really want him to see this you know me and you fine I will get rid of him Zane close your eye wait what are

You all right what on Earth are you doing that’s cor but you know arid you’re so evil that’s right I’m the evilest F ever Tata where are you going that’s my trick you can’t use an end I’m try to where does she go I’m coming after you sis oh

My God you’re so evil you’ll never catch me I will always catch you no you won’t I know where you live of course you do we live together I can’t believe her this is just terrible I got this everything hurts Z hey are you okay oh hey you just woke up

From a bad nap why did you fall in the middle of the road I just there were two of you and one of them was said were evil and they they kind like uh uh I don’t even no it’s just a terrible dream an absolutely terrible evil dream

And I absolutely don’t have a twin sister okay you just need to go take a nap okay uh yeah you know you go back to your place I will see you uh I I got to be right back uh go back to bed go back

To M good night I think that might be a better idea go go go go maybe she know where she is before she caused more trouble woo almost fell back in no