APHMAU’s FIRE VAMPIRE Minecraft Parody

That’s is this a coffin look kind of cool W did oh wa the bite work keep running guys guys we need to cover somewhere see we can from it yet still here the plan underneath here we’re skap that thing isn’t a phantom not I’ve ever seen you we do Oh no found the she the us we’re safe right we can find each other somewhere around here may we’re lost in a forest maybe there’s like a cave or something it’s got to be busy with what the is that a that’s a mansion what the oh no no no no no no no

No way that is not an option ass now it’s way better shelter than under these trees no no no no no no no no Z’s right you know what we just fight them thing there something to be scared was talking I don’t think that’s a good idea think about

This back that go hey you how about that Forest okay run let’s go watch out go go go go go go go let’s go let’s go let’s go okay get inside everybody in come on go go go oh J this place looks scary I like so

You can say that again J this place look scary look can I have to Camp here for the night maybe I can start a fire or something who that turned on on its own I did not do that look everyone it’s fine let’s just check out this place see

If it has beds that monster should go away it’s fine okay you guys look that way I look over here like Phantoms just just got to sleep door’s open oh netherite armor the bet they’re we what The no what the H where am I how do I survive why are the Torches running on what’s what is that is this a cofin that’s kind of cool what’s happened what’s happening what I’m alive what wait am I a fire vampire I don’t have any wings or

Anything I need to get back home but wait oh I’m a little bat okay I just need to get back the are probably really worried about me maybe I can fly out somewhere oh I made it back my friends over there I kind of want to

Spy on them a little bit really here thank goodness you’re okay yeah the giant thing ate me so maybe not okay but hey I respond and wait where’s that about somebody pushed her down a hole well I didn’t mean to I well she’s probably dead wait

If she was dead though would she’d be a first respot already guys guys think about it was push out that spooky hole the sky has been spotting what that work de well what you mean by that I guess you’re right hey guys thanks for pushing me down that

Spooky hole I swear I didn’t mean to it’s hold on out why are you a vampire oh well um that there’s a coffin that ate me and wait has app been a vampire this whole time makes so much sense that’s not true look it just happened

And no wait wait wait this is one of your pranks isn’t it you said this up wait can you guys just be quiet and let me explain real quick wait you didn’t let me explain what your vampire plat moner me it wasn’t my vampire this is

Enough talk around her we got her right where we want her away from us let’s talk let’s talk a little bit more okay okay guys I know you’re upset the problem isn’t me I I I just just want talk okay okay y took revenge on noise I

Powered up and I see going guys this F I’m going to go home take a nap wait I actually can’t get anything not again oh that doesn’t look good for me um I didn’t call those guys I know one thing about vampires and if we’re going

To stop a now we need to burn her house so she can’t respond burn my house let’s do that let’s go yeah time to get a flint let me see maybe I can stop him or something uh come over here and uh there we go it’s not going to bother you

They’re useless in Minecraft anyway Kim what I don’t want to have my hair that bat was actually me hey guys I’m out of here out talk about this goodbye Z wait a minute the more players I get the more Powers I get oh that’s really

Cool okay so maybe I can test this on then let’s see if I use these Powers correctly I can take out players so I can get more Powers let’s just see if this power actually works where’s Z can’t believe let’s see what take care of this Zan be a way

To this is Rich vampires can’t get into homes without being invited wow is this actually a thing are you kidding me oh boy see he thinks it’s so safe in there just go to his window and way this up what’s going on my shells jumping I try to mind control him but

Whoa whoo whoa whoa whoo wo w i can mind control object not so safe are you now Zane huh uh half mou half M let’s just talk for a minute all right um I don’t think we can oh not this again shouldn’t have burnt down my house or at least tried

To it’s all the blood XP I guess all right I guess it was enough to get me a power but nobody best treats Kim hi no I don’t want to be a but so nice to eat you oh no don’t worry you’ll respond that’s what you guys said to me

Right oo I got a lot of XP from that wonder if it’s enough to get another Power ooh what is this mimic power I got to try this out next you can do this go in save casc you’re going to be a hero and it’s going

To be alled up hello hi Z what have you done with KY oh she’s fine and if you want to stay that way you better not mess with me anymore you win for now casy can just respawn what wow well what if I turn into a vampire too you also the room

There super cute I think I don’t think she’s going to want to leave fine come on we can check out the pool but first I need a little snack oh snacks I could go for wait what kind of snacks H creatures is nice I need to

Recruit some new ones why so bright over here oh puppy hi puppy why is there a puppy here actually is tamed H did your owner abandon you oh that’s so sad I can take care of you you’d like huh what the who what the puppy I was going to

Take it back to make to be friends of Z wait I knew you could fall for that ug ow that ugly dog it was just a matter of time ugly dog that’s me I trying to help the puppy oh well Kidd you like this puppy well

SC just the puppy me so what’s the plan are we going to like find a way to turn her back or lock her in a CET or what yeah you know what to do get your beds out what beds out what are you talking about what are you doing vampires can’t

Deal with the Suns all we got to do is go to bed and you’ll be uhoh I can’t believe they actually have a thing uh oh no no it’s on fire oh my one weakness the sun see what do like today it’s another Power I got wait perfect hey that’s not

Fair all right she can’t do it twice though right here why would I be able to do it twice guys guys guys I got this power from leveling up um wait harder guys why is it working because I’m just spamming the power Pi it’s not going to work

Twice wait why am I why am I dealing with this I can just get out of the bars like this is stay away away stay away oh wa the bite works now you’re on my side any questions stay back come on these special chain arrow take me out got

You uh let’s what the wait I’m okay I’m weird they ready yet youo now I can get you there Go going to be a vampire huh can’t could be wor now kneel before me oh I have a thank you thank you you too puppy a few moments later it’s getting late oh no if I don’t find home soon the monsters are going to spawn and get me

Oh and I’m so weak oh I haven’t learned how to play Minecraft properly I only have a sword and one potato how am I going to survive wait if I get up on a tree like the highest tree here I might be able to to find my way home uh let’s

See let’s see up up uh jump oh wow that was that was rough uh let’s see oh oh there’s a tree there’s a tree one two Uh it’s okay it’s okay all I got to do is get down from here okay I made it that wasn’t so bad after all oh no the tree’s on top of me oh no hey you you guys I think I heard something over here let’s take a look

What’s what oh look at that it’s like a little chipmunk trapped under the tree or something wait that yeah that’s not a chipmunk Pierce that’s a person no no no child people are big that is small so it must be a chipmunk yeah it looks too weak to be a person not like

Us’re who’s the strongest who’s going to lift the tree oh it’s going to be me obviously I got this thing out of control don’t you worry I don’t know about that I’m pretty sure to uh okay okay so tell you what tell let’s let’s we can let’s go punch some trees and

Show just how strong we are and whoever’s the strongest tree puncher gets the privilege of lifting it off this small squirrel yeah all right guys it’s time to buff up that’s right get that protein oh I feel I feel the protein yes I buff now got them sick

Gains yeah all right I’m going to go take down this tree over here let me get hey yeah you do that you do that bro oh you transforming KC so B ready to punch tree I’mma punch this tree stop punching St guys we’ got to stop thinking with

Muscles what what else could you even think with I don’t even know well we got to think with brain I think with brain muscles brain muscles okay we got one how we going to do that oh there we go oh that’s how you do it okay

Look at her muscle are you okay little one oh this is a buff family I think she likes us okay okay I that tree fell on the little thing I know I I just realized that they actually think about it all these trees around here are probably extremely

Dangerous so I think we just need to get rid of them all that’s a great idea that’s a great idea yeah I agree all right you’re going to punch the tree yeah we going punch this tree you ready all right you’ve done too much to harm

To these people here tree it’s time to get sayara W hey good job bro that was a great punch bro protein protein protein protein I want protein first you guys be had to beff in Minecraft hey hey me me me what no you’re not protein I don’t think at

Least yeah you’re not very buff either child dog oh yeah yeah that makes sense I think she wants to be a part of our muscle buff group we can help you get buff oh this will be our biggest project yet I think it’s going to take some work but I think

We can do it family let’s do it I want to go work out I got family yeah I don’t know where our house is I’m so ex I’m so excited let’s just punch a new house wait what all right wake up little dude what yeah come on huh we

Here wait but it was night what how long yeah you know we uh we actually took a few hundred laps around just to make sure that our you know legs were were engaged for the entire time wait what is this a a a a gim yeah welcome little

Dude to our gim our Temple of G all right if you come in here we’ll give you the tour W my bus family is weird wow this is so cool what is this maybe I can pick it up let’s see oh be careful care that’s a lot for you oh no

No no no you need better back support okay hang on hang yeah let me just take care of that for you there you go all right you know I’m actually just going to hang on to this I kind of like it yeah just keep make make sure you keep

Your back straight all right oh definitely mhm look I’m doing rat a she’s practicing her arm muscles that’s right punch it anyway then over here we’ve got some more more uh benches where you can lift more weights we got lots of Weights a little little a what a what a

Cute little weak one make sure you always have a spotter anyway let’s show upstairs and see where we where we live yeah here’s Ian’s bed here’s Pierce’s bed and then here’s my bed woo wo this is so cool wait super often workout I don’t look anything like my family yeah

This is my favorite place go especially when I want a new buff outfit yeah yeah let’s get you suited up come on over here we’re going get go in there and get your new out and look out oh oh my my bad little one I must have punched it so strong that the

Clothes blew out and just fell right on you yeah you you look so awesome and your workout outfit hold I’ll go to the spare doors closet all right yeah sorry about that yeah yeah we’re used to it there we go and there you go okay all

Right now before we work out you got to take your protein huh yeah you got to get some fuel in you you’re a little too scrawny to be starting to lift yet need to pre-workout yeah Pi you got some on you right of course I got protein what

Else would I be here you go Mt for m is the way to go obviously needs a protein shake wait no I have lots of cake flavored ones you can have woo n she doesn’t need any of that she just needs me no guys she needs balance you know

The way you balance a dumbbell on your muscles I’m going go get a dumbbell yeah what she can’t eat dumbbells for protein you dumbbell all right let’s get you some vegetables healthy carbs yeah yeah healthy wait a minute I know remember that farm we built like 3 years ago and

Never touched it again oh that’s a great idea doesn’t look very uh full of car No in fact I don’t think we’ve really put any any seeds in here at all yeah don’t worry I got some seeds I got these uh what what is hang on it’s a broccol broccoli yeah those

Broccolis yeah yeah those totally work let me just plant some of that you guys got uh something to grow it with I think I punched some skeletons earlier and they turned into dust here hold on maybe I perfect B here we got let’s get it going get it going [Applause] W that is the biggest broccoli I’ve ever seen uh e all right little one time to Chow Down no eating vegetables is not fun yeah who said eating we got to beat up the broccoli eat the broccoli oh she’s going I’m awake I will punch come on

This way yeah so excited out today I want to work up yeah let’s do it she’s so excited so one of the basics of being buffed is punching things like like a Minecraft blockch here I’ll show you observe as I punch this obsidian ready wait wait uh Pierce Pierce that is the

Hardest setting you sure you’re up for it I’m up for it bro don’t you worry here I Go yeah I think I’m okay I’m okay maybe I didn’t do something like punching a wood block like this you know just like yeah casy you you show her how it’s done no no Pierce stop got to do it like this yeah wo they’re so strong

You know what you know we’ll just do that anyway uh so go ahead and punch the block punch the block okay yeah you got this do this I got this uh Uh good job keep at it um Casey she she’s notching very hard um hang on hang on hey you did it job little oh my goodness smart smart very she didn’t do that I saw that well of course she did no no no no you didn’t what happened anyway that happens

From time to time if you work out too hard let’s move on now the next lesson in being buff after punching things is lifting things yeah my favorite show her how it’s done yeah yeah get lifted everybody yeah I can lift something I can’t open this door yeah let me get

That a dang it I broke it again man too much power I’ll go to the door Clos chicken I can lift the chicken yay my first chicken that was a good start but you got to try something bigger than chicken come on grab something big like a cow or sheep okay lift okay

Maybe okay maybe not maybe not ready for that yeah it you you don’t want to lift too heavy too quick I can lift don’t worry little one you’re going to get that here I’ll show you I’ll the oh here I it’ll take you a while but if you keep

Lifting up these animals you’re eventually going to be a lift stuff like this you ready oh yeah when to see him lift that that is so cool okay now Pi make sure you use proper form this time oh absolutely my back is bent my knees are straight everything’s ready to go

Here we go perfect yep I think I got it all right and uh oh he’s doing it nice nice he’s doing it now can you hold it hang on do you need me to spot you bro now I think I got it bro I got it

Sure you got it right oh and he is the prop for oh okay no no worries no need to he’s fine he’s fine okay just trying to make sure uh is this how I get protein yeah yeah lot the fish have lot way to

Go wait hold on is she try to fish with tools and stuff I mean yeah well yeah no no no hold on hold on hold hold on hold on hey hey little one give me give me a fishing rod for a second would you uh

Okay um here okay so step one of fishing you ready this is how you fish my fishing rod don’t need that anymore cuz you know what you’re going to do you’re going to get in there and you are going to punch the fish W uh he’s doing the punching thing again f

Pier we talk about this yeah Pier Pier Pier no actually I think he’s doing a pretty good job Pi I got good job bro get them fish punch the protein punch the protein all right yeah look at this I got the fish the fish are so scared of

Him W fish is for you uhoh Pierce Pierce there there’s a big fish there Big Fish ready it’s a real big fish It’s a Spooky looking one it’s got fins like a dorsal fin I and lots of teeth and it’s looking right at you there it goes oh Big Fish

Hey hey you got it punch the fish bro I’m going to wrestle this fish in a submission bro be careful you got this oh I’m going to sit here and watch this oh you know I guess that that there are some problems that you can’t punch your

Way at of yep it’s true but I want to play it too come here shark oh no no no okay this is why you got to use your brain little the one okay yeah we’re we’re going to be smart and not fight that big fish I’m going to fight too

Awesome man isn’t a nature run the best yeah yeah you really got to you got to wait you take the up the TOs really keep that moving M work out all day every day come on little one we got 14 more miles to go come on you can you got to push

Through found they keep working out and they won’t stop I got to find another place to take the break they all workout and PR all day it’s fine I got to find a place to relax and just chill out and not do any work at H nice day to lay around and do

Nothing hey hey there little one what you doing out here oh you look exhausted here have a cookie you’ll give me some energy car oh you’re starving you’ve been hanging out with all those gym weirdos how’ you know I guess I have this y yeah you covered in sweat I hear them

Every time they’re training from like 6:00 a.m. to midnight what don’t take a rest they just need to chill hey this guy seems like a normal Minecraft player come on kid let’s go take a rest