Aphmau’s FIRST KISS in Minecraft!

I don’t know Kim this looks kind of creepy look ghost cat says it’s safe and totally not haunted Tim ghost cat is a ghost you and pray oh what is this oh my gosh it’s sparkly slime whoa be sure to check out our new Halloween collection including the new

Ghost and Jack O’Lantern meme also introducing the new zombie me meow and don’t forget the sparkly slime my name is aphmau and this is the story of how I had my first kiss watch as all the boys go crazy and try to be the lucky player I choose who will I date

And how will it happen oh I’m not sure who to choose oh hey be sure to like And subscribe thanks thanks I kissed and lived happily ever after the end oh that was such a yeah he found true love maybe someday I mean it’s not like everyone falls in

Love right I’m sure there’s people who don’t I all look at the creeper you’re so cute oh they’re so lucky oh even creepers Found Love I wish I had someone special but I guess I’ll have to wait till I grow up oh Dad I’m leaving now to start my

Minecraft Journey bye Ian hey what what are you doing what does it look like I’m starting my journey to become a Minecrafter what are you doing oh I’m just dreaming of my first kiss in the future what a loser I’m gonna live a real dream and be the best Minecraft player ever

What well everyone can have a different dream and nah your dream is stupid have fun being dumb and you know what I’m never going to fall in love ever check I’ll show him I can do his dream and find out how to live out mine too

I’m just gonna take all the stuff that I prepared for my Minecraft journey and Mama and I’m gonna be the best Minecrafter ever how hard can it be Oh no this is hard I don’t know Minecraft I was in the game but my mom did everything for me who knew the real world would be so hard hey little one are you lost like me too oh just like me it’s okay come here

Come on oh hi oh uh hey nice doggies It hurts oh this is sad huh you’re a mess why are you growling at me I just saved you I didn’t need help you don’t have to be embarrassed I embarrassed just leave me alone fine um maybe this is harder than I thought fine I just huh uh hi hi

I got this uh-huh again leave me alone I’m just being stubborn the night falls mobs spawn you need to find jokes wow very mature stubborn just admit you’re bad at Minecraft and I’ll help oh yeah I’ll show you stubborn I’m gonna just hit hey you’re more stubborn than an ocelot

No look I’m gonna help you okay oh here we are wow what is this place I’m guessing you’re new this is my survival cave not all the basics I need to survive fix a broken leg I’ve never seen that before here take these logs and try some

Recipes or something just sit there and try not to get in trouble I’m gonna go out and look for some more supplies I can look for more supplies too if I just stand up stay put Sit here and won’t get in trouble craft a crafting table like this there we go crafting table down and there we go see I got Minecraft oh I don’t care how hurt I am I’m gonna make it on my own I don’t need a stick and it’s nice stupid cheese

Oh where did you go there you are why are you trying to run away leave me alone I’m gonna survive in Minecraft on my own hmm are you sure I got the cure for your leg right here I do yeah I crafted a bandage it was pretty easy Once I found some strength

Huh there oh uh aren’t you uh gonna say thank you really stubborn there aren’t you no I can say thank you then then say it cute you’re welcome well since you’re better I guess I’ll be seeing you later wait wait wait uh uh wait um how about I

Survive with you why uh you’re not good at this game oh yeah I’ll have you know I crafted a whole four things okay wow how about you watch me use them without your help uh-huh what’s this I’m gonna find all the stuff that I need to find oh get down here Oh okay hey hey I thought you said you didn’t need any of my help I don’t but survive down there huh maybe I’ll just let you survive with me this for safety the jump and then I jump and then I think I’ve got this still alive Maybe oh whoa you actually did it

And now I’ll allow you to survive with me let’s go back to the cave ah yeah so that’s how it’s gonna be this is so exciting we’re gonna get the first diamond so what are you gonna do at the end of the game uh in the end oh my

First kiss oh yeah totally wait wait wait what uh I I said oh what is that this is right here that’s coal huh uh remember coming here it’s torches no I don’t remember coming here huh interesting oh hey what’s this huh whoa oh I could have fallen from any one

Of these tunnels I was with Aaron and then I fell down this yeah stay back you monster what’s going on uh oh back here hey wait what are you doing here we go thanks yeah no problem uh I love kitties what other kids huh get away no thank you I accept someone hey

Wait what are you doing here jump in the water there’s no time to go I don’t know come on gotta go who’s that what’s happening oh I found you oh yeah what happened is she okay there was a warden under that what is this going on I’ll pick her up okay get up

Hey we’re fine now uh well I’m girl and your boyfriend went out to get you something to feel better feel better and he’s not my boyfriend what happened what happened mushroom soup um I mean hey I found some soup or whatever you’re alive course I am you think I’m going to die

Today without living my dream oh God are you okay I thought I lost you you’re the one who dug straight down it’s getting worse here take this what is this it’ll help you feel better you’re fine I don’t know if it actually it worked everything was crazy I thought

I was gonna die before getting my first kiss wait you what I’m still going on about that kiss nothing anyway oh this uh this is my home it’s it’s great but it’s something I mean it’s really nice thanks I’ve seen nicer you’re welcome to stay if you want

Really let me think about it and uh no we’re surviving together thanks wait you’re surviving with him hey hey or something that sounds great the more the merrier are you good with that Aaron whatever sounds good sounds good okay uh I got some more buckets

And there we go this was a great idea for getting water you mean a great idea we came up with right wow you two get along so well together why don’t you just kiss him and get your dream over with already business yeah you shouldn’t make fun of

Other people’s dreams no matter how dumb it’s that’s right wait what I didn’t mean that I mean yeah Ian I bet you’ve never had a first kiss what what I’ve had lots of first kisses because I’m better than that now in every way oh

No you are no you are can you guys just shut up and listen hey no one tells me to shut up no one tells me something in the mines and it won’t stop exploding huh what does that mean I don’t know but I think something on Naturals down there

Anyone want to go check it out I’ll go oh I’m way better than that now in every way all right let’s go guard The Village guys all right so you said it was exploding right yeah you guys couldn’t hear it they’re right here now yeah oh no whoa why is there a robot

It’s a monster and I’m so brave and uh [Applause] ah all right now you’ve done it do you know how much iron and Redstone it took to make that monster at 7 19. no a lot just right now how am I gonna survive why don’t you join us in our hub

It is a mod developer who’s really good what why would I join you guys after you broke my machine there is no way I am ever ever doing it wait a minute this is is lost and alone so I thought it’d be great to have her join our home Wait there’s a new guy too no actually he’s leaving yes I am totally staying here in the server I’d be happy to help you are cute oh I wish that was me oh the hood looks great but do you know what else is needed what uh Casey that sounds dangerous oh

Nonsense huh maybe we could just like read a book oh that sounds bad I’m tired hey Casey give me that back but aphmau I saw a piece that you want to have your first kiss isn’t that something you wanted a lot yeah but um I also have Ian and guards diary do

You know who they are do you know they like you they want so one of them are you going to kiss I mean I haven’t thought about that I mean I really like uh you know give it a shot Um hey Aaron oh hey do you want to like go have a picnic or something picnic how is that gonna help us survive Minecraft I don’t know maybe it’s like fun oh I don’t know aphmau we we still have to rebuild after last night’s creeper explosions I just don’t think there’s enough time

Okay yeah okay see you later I’m surviving oh aphmau wants a date with Aaron why don’t you just ask him hey Aaron aphmau want to date you not just to watch you suffer it’s a joke it’s a joke is it is it yeah you wouldn’t even know what a date is I do

Too oh yeah what is it it’s like a October 3rd or something see I knew it how about you tell me you wouldn’t care anyway I care about survival there then then you know what go ahead and do that how about that maybe I will yeah hey do it that’s going on huh

What I’ll take you out what really oh well yeah I kind of like you Are you okay down there I told you that I I want to go on a date uh-huh she’s going out on a date with me what no no I told you I wanted to go on a date with her first kiss have fun on your date maybe I will

All right welcome welcome oh take a seat okay thank you oh look at the menu nice pretend play yeah lots of such variety yeah uh I’ll take I’ll take a cake Casey okay oh yeah I’ll take what she’s having is coming up um oh no I’m out of eggs

All right um I’m gonna go find some chickens you sit here and talk and don’t kiss until I get back all right okay um Okay so first kiss huh yeah but it has to be with someone I really like oh well I mean we’ve known each other since we were kids maybe

All right where is it though hey there’s the girl and the ugly guy anyway Casey sent me in to be your entertainment today I don’t think she did she totally did and now I’m going to sing a song Sweeter we don’t want this oh you don’t

Huh but the song is totally fire in fact they’re totally fire oh anyway let’s get out of here I’ll show you a real dick come on and you ruined it it uh Ian I I don’t think this is safe kidding me it’s exciting you don’t want

To pretend Dave do you want a Minecraft date so I can get My First Kiss by the lava you know it’s pretty hot right what happened to my first kiss being stupid and dumb and I thought you said that you had lots well look you know I I know

I’d have been a real jerk but the truth is you do play Minecraft really good and I think that’s fire fire yeah fire foreign [Applause] coming from I don’t know wow did you dig straight down shut up wait we’re back here we need to leave uh what huh one okay come on we gotta go faster okay Uh yeah this way okay oh crap maybe oh not this way either um okay whoa okay this might be it for hardcore mode and I never first kiss this really is the end I just I want to say that I like you what I know it’s

Stupid I just I should have said it when we weren’t dying but hold that thought here take it you had these the whole time yeah just hold on to it wait for it wait for it go look at this must have run straight into lava so wait you had those in your inventory

This whole time you’re actually prepared well you know I learned from the best well so about that kiss something I said in the moment we’re not dying anymore so what does it matter it’s not like I’ve been thinking about kissing you or anything crazy if you were my first kid really really

Oh it was magic magic it was I mean what