Aphmau’s Insane Royal Vampire Minecraft Parody!

Snappers what’s this huh can’t catch me go forward and then left all right okay this way what left all right get inside get inside on dog do something about this grandpa today we are the Royal vampires yes finally too crowded though yeah someone’s got to go no one has to go sorry not

Sorry wait wait why am I why did everyone get taller why are you short why am I short why do my back hurt so much why are you B over like that your family and your grandpa I’m the mom you’re the dad pierce the puppy Ian the Sun and Kissy

The the dog the doggy a who’s a good boy oh look at me I’m a good boy am I a good boy I think I’m a good boy Casey you’re smaller than me so uh you have to listen to me cuz I’m bigger than you nuh you

Should listen to me no no I’m the big brother you have to do it to each other we’re a family now yeah act like a family and help us break this yeah we can make this a home yeah he T family with all right beer just cuz you’re a

Dog doesn’t mean you don’t have to help us break the block come on I like though am I moving so I think prob being a grandpa you better start contributing to the family come on all right so I called the bigger room I want this room you guys get room

What hang on you want that room then I want it wait the rooms are the same size Ian they’re the same size idiot but also I’m the big brother obviously so I should get everything I want oh my gosh that’s not fair to me look how about we

Finished mining the one block so we can make the house bigger and get more rooms since we only have two I’ll watch over the Snappers what’s this huh can’t catch me oh is this we can get more kids oh I don’t know about this slow down when

Have you been this fast more kids what no no no no no what’s you see how much trouble Ian is for us already you really want another Ian that’s true I want a better brother you know what yes I want we kid oh boy help your kids I got the

Biggest room oh come on I don’t want to do this I don’t want to play favorites or anything how come you get the good kids like the good kid what do you mean by that you know exactly what I mean we don’t believe in favorites at all right

Eron oh all I totally do have a non you stay over there I’m going to win and I’m going to get the biggest room no I’m going to win all right Casey I guess we got to play so you go straight let’s go forward and then left all right

Left okay this way what left left that’s right eron don’t worry about it I got this all right let’s see come way to me hang that’s a trapo I’m a kid I can go through the trap door all right whatever e run run Casey come back casy come

Back don’t hit your sister you’re not going to win by doing that I’m winning uh you’re going to want to come towards me just a little bit more oh okay take a left another left you’ve already gone that way Ian no it’s F Oh Aaron look I

Made it finish line that’s where casy started what do you mean this isn’t a Finish Line I did it I’m F like a Finish Line you what color is the room dude my little sister beat you it’s she beat me yeah of course she won

Wait in your face I won hey casy look maybe we should work together more as a family wait I got so many beds why how many you have uh I got six can I pick the um you did win so I mean maybe for now that’ll Sol the debate I want this

One all right I’ll put this down this is your bed this is my bed that’s someone else’s bed well we’ll figure it out wait a minute are they all pink yes they are cuz it’s the best color I mean she did win I’m not worried about the color I

Just need to lie down for a bit oh grandpa I’m sorry sorry you you do know you’re not actually old right yeah it’s just your character well I’m just feeling it in my bones right now I just I see it I enact it maybe you can get

Over it and help out I think he’s getting a little too into his role I know I can’t move any faster than this oh how am I supposed to act I don’t really need much more right now but I should get another’s that guys there’s a

New block we got some weird lady here a person a lady it’s a new mom a new mom come on wait a oh I don’t want another mom maybe it’s an ant all right but what does that even mean who would it be I want a new ant oh

She can help us she can help baby Nott but Ants I got to Pi my family stay away get away Shay away there’s no pick a ni here for you why are you starting fire don’t worry I’ll save you all save you old man just use your sword no revert back to your Primal instincts use fire oh my God sa you

Idiot I don’t know if I can deal with this family you said the puppy on fire I’m on fire that that was his own fault I mean I didn’t even get close to him you see Grandpa stupid dog all right kids come on give me a second we’re going to all

Right come on Grandpa great time with today now grandpa to my just going to get to my SE right there to enjoy lay the whole movie Grandpa all right we just want to sit down as a family watch this thing so what is this going on who’s that is this a 3D

Movie Grandma wait I don’t have glasses on where to go she’s only going after to say why me is she your wife what she is no wife of mine oh I think Grandpa broke Grandma’s heart I Grand well neither did die apparently she is she she’s the heck

Out of here oh wow Grandma’s got some skills Grandma’s been I respect strong women here see help me sorry Grandma Grandma’s a parkour Champion oh she is oh my good grandma looks swo swollen ready to crush you she’s got jumps Zane go she just wants grandpa just wants to destroy grandpa oh

No no no you get what you deserve old man no no survival the fittest I suppose guys I think movie night’s over a oh that was that was a thing D do you want to talk about Grandma what’s there to talk about she was big she was scary

And that’s why I wasn’t with her why didn’t you mention anything about her before Oh I don’t know would you mention anything about that oh Zane I’m sorry you’re moving slow you’re doing a good job I no hey Grandpa give me your gold hey that’s not no don’t do that to your

Grandma you get that in a birthday card hey hey don’t give him Grandpa he may be old but he can’t take his money yet no I don’t want to no I think it’s time we get a timeout now maybe you’ll learn some manners guys guys there’s a new

Block a new block not another one oh manage for later let’s get that block P you idiot what is this like our extended family what the what great now we got a zombie family thanks pear uh looking a little green what oh I’m going inside got to

Keep him back all right get inside get inside come on dog do something about this I try you locked that dog outside a I guess I can’t help cuz I’m grounded what no you can come out of there just you help your dad right now with those zombies and your

Assist fine you know what okay you’re right I’ll take care of it I’ll tell them an excuse stupid zombies get out of the way sorry we already ate dinner our kids can’t come out all right Zane you sure don’t want to join them they kind

Of look about as old as you are they’re strong like really strong strong what do you mean strong I mean strong I mean oh no no they’re thinking I don’t know you I don’t know you people I got a good method don’t grap us up fire everything it worked on

The ants Monster Hunter our families are not monsters oh what all right where are we now you make it back home oh I’m at one of these this is what these look like wait it’s a maze like before all right Family come on we can do this all

Right as a family we can get through anything we have to yes we have to we have to survive that’s the whole point of the game listen I’m okay if you stay there I all right family we got this whoa wait this is actually danger Hey where’s grandpa all right uh let’s see

Got to be careful got to be smooth got to be slick we’ve got this Sor right yeah I’m right behind you family can survive anything as long as we stay together I am agile like you know to parkour right go go go make a best grandma all right yeah don’t forget

We’re still normal people no we’re a family and also you’re small and Trust Me Up Wait what are we doing why don’t we just build oh yeah that’s way easier yeah exactly we have to think with our brains family all right all right everyone come on Grand you got to deal

With Grandma up here wait guys R it’s Grandma Grandma’s back we got to go I’m coming in to give you a hug Z go go go go go all right oh the ants the ants came for the food yeah I don’t want ants in my sandwich oh man there’s ants in the

Kitchen everywhere we all no this oh that’s not the way home Grandpa Grandpa you got it I’m here I’m here all right grandpa I knew I could trust you all right I got you I got you I got you here’s you’re on fire I know I’m really good oh on fire dance

Okay up here there we go and uh are we are we done think we made it back to all right all right we’re back do we get anything come on does that mean we win oh W enjoy your new oh it’s so huge now this this want

To call a house oh I got a whole yard to run around I hope I get my own room yeah you guys can pick bed room have fun you guys this is the best house ever I can move the lawn now still bring the block no no big machine hope

I’m not staying around to find out I’m going this is working a little bit too well yeah I think I don’t want to find out but uh stop using big machine all right bears come here I want to mow you too no don’t you dare bow me a everyone

There’s so many stairs a few moments later there that looks great perfect I’m so excited Aon we’re having our babies I know I can’t wait for the baby to get here I’m so excited to be a dad oh I’m going to do so many dad things and oh

The dad jokes my jokes are going to be so bad it’s going to be great okay now all we have to do like biggest thing is keep this a secret from everyone yeah I mean a secret secret why do you know how baby crazy everyone on the server gets

It’s insane they’re not that that come on I’ll show you I’ll show you Aaron wait no wait don’t worry it’s fine hey everyone we’re having a baby oh no Aron see I told you wait nothing H nothing’s happening okay now that makes me super worried Aon oh I can’t believe you did

That it’s fine is it though is it wait what’s that uh Aon maybe it’s just the power coming back on the power is on what the R here we’re here what did you do I didn’t think this happen she calling she calling reinfor what is she doing clever for girl did somebody say baby how dare you get a baby without asking me oh no oh my gosh I want to have a squee

Babyon you are dead you hear me I don’t know what’s worse we have to pick a side to escape from just go just go just go run run out here guys hello there everybody how’s it going today I heard that we are expecting a baby yes you madam and sir are in luck

Because I happen to be the perfect babysitter it just keeps getting worse there why did you do that I’m so sorry babe indeed you are lucky if you’re having a baby I sit on babies at the best as you can see follow me follow me follow me follow me and what this what

Is happening oh professional baby this isn’t the job I signed up for no shut up babies don’t talk now do the professional thing baby F and and and are you paying attention oh here what have we unleashed there see I’m sitting at a baby aren’t I in

Natural do you eat those gold blocks you’re heavy that’s that what baby you’re not helping at all no you’re not helping by crushing my spine like I’m out of here look this is why you can’t work with ders Aaron why did you have to tell him

Listen I’m so sorry I I didn’t think it would be this bad what are you doing stop grabing my tummy just look at her she’s huge already I know let me for good luck come on let’s get babysit I can still tell a good R she must be malous so sorry I’m R

Raing Kids help to bring many into the world I’ll give you a discount have you eaten anything have you fed it properly sacrifice oh my God that’s it everyone sit sit everyone sit sit okay all right look I know you guys are excited about babies we all love babies

They’re super cute and Squishy and everything but look okay Aaron and I are expecting a baby at any moment now and we would like some privacy oh piracy P privacy not piracy honestly oh my God I got to go it that’s it I got the get she’s not playing around get I got

The the you get oh thanks for setting up this picnic Aaron it’s so sweet yeah I hope you like it oh such a nice quiet area you didn’t going to leave was alone I sure hope so anyway all right so we got to think of names for the new baby

True H let think something with an a h Aaron junor uh two on the nose what why are they making those noises they weren’t there before where did they even come from I don’t know it cost two gold are you honestly having a picnic and having no healthy snacks here what

Are you thinking a hang hang on I wanted to go first I can eat what I want oh my god listen you can eat any time you want in anything you want I’ll watch the babies you can have complete Freedom it’s just going to cost four gold you

Try to make the money out like no it’s going to pay me to be the professional baby right your baby license no no listen I got to get paid first then I can pay you anyway how about five gold you know what you know what ever huh what’s happening the baby’s coming nowy

Now the there she [Applause] Is look at it look at her so cute hey hey hey wait a minute another still here they said the wrong twins huh I found my baby we have twins we have you ordered two I didn’t ordered two this just happened this am life it’s amazing all right uh given the circumstances how

About a two for one deal six gold for the both of them no you’re not sitting all the babies Ian that’s not how it works no come on you know okay okay uh uh five five gold and uh a cake we have cake okay how about this uh

I’ll I’ll give you a trial run all right the baby don’t sit on the baby hey the thanks St thank you st wow that escalated quickly oh AR I’m so excited for CH so perfect for one oh no oh oh no guys get building just the Miracle of

Life look at them oh we not only have one baby we have two babies I know we got so lucky I know okay all right so let’s give them the bottles all right baby here oh yeah there you go the oh my God look at the bubbles oh W hey what’s

Out wow oh my god oh they grew up they do grow up fast oh they look so cute oh you at they look just like you oh but they got your eyes them so okay all right you’re going to be so peaceful so nice I know I can’t believe

They grow up so fast what what where’ they go oh my God where did they go baby baby stop stop stop stop stop stop what they doing I’m not the plumbing hey where did you get that from what oh D fix that oh my God babies babies baby

Stop stop oh my God they got the cookie jar Aon they got the cookie did you leave the sword up Aon I’m trying give rid to the sword give to the Rings give them everything get get they’re going outside oh no they’re going outside oh

Oh no oh no oh no no no not the fire they the swords Aaron oh my God okay all right it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine we just got to oh my a that creeper could go after the babies if we’re not careful we need to

Take care of it oh but it is a baby oh no oh no go after the babies run run run run wait stop stop stop stop Aon stop okay it it it’s Minecraft law creepers can’t explode on babies but if we go down there it could explode on us okay

It’s true what are we going to do keep our distance oh my gosh these babies are a handful oh they oh they they love the creeper all that’s what Happ look at that oh look at them a I think the creeper likes them too oh that is so

Cute I know take a picture don’t huh what is that what is that oh hello it is me professional nanny extraordinary okay you so so you saw through my nanny outfit it’s obvious listen listen I understand uh you have two babies that’s a lot to handle okay so for the low low

Price of um three gold and uh two sticks I will watch them both for you for the whole day look I can show you how good I am at babysitting going to just going to sit on them right here and wait I’m taking my baby I’m taking grab the baby

Grab the baby grab I’m getting a creeper here get creeper away from Meep creep that creeper does not oh well finally we can go to bed Aon we’re free go okay okay night Aaron night I’m going to bed what was thaty we’re here hi guys we’re here to put the babies

Asleep we’re already asleep oh my God nonsense we need to take care of this right now oh my god get back here oh no little ones oh it is so dark in here here let me take care of this real quick what are you doing one of those the opposite of what

You want why do I need a light they just oh you just woke him up oh my god oh okay no oh no no that’s that’s perfectly fine this is what we’re here to do we’re here to put them back down to sleep help see you need to realize that

That napping is very important for you as young babies cuz it’s actually helps increase your lifespan if you get a full night’s rest did you it’s in the [Laughter] mask ni good job little bo all right guys we got to put the babies to sleep again

Okay trying to come in and bab with the babies I appreciate it we just became in parents for the first time and we’re still trying to get our foot in in to learn this Baby’s sleep at least nobody else can come in I someone say babies King me baby baby

Baby baby is Zan acting like a baby no like a baby you don’t know what just happened it’s been nice but she’s got one gold and uh a piece of coal Aon I know that we want to put a babies back to sleep but do you think

Coming out camping is a good idea I mean weeren going to go to sleep so we might as well make the best of our evening right sure but uh what are we going to do out here oh we can teach them how to chop trees wait chop trees AR there

Little too young for that they were just born today No Nonsense they’re going to grow up to be Warriors oh okay um girls watch okay all right watch and learn see what you can see over there look at like this stay here stay here it going everybody a lovely evening isn’t it oh

Mik what are you doing here what what I just wanted to come see the babies they look so happy to see me huh oh they’re crying oh you spook them Ian oh no you know yeah I kind of expected that I’ve been noticing that the babies kind of

Cry a lot don’t they yeah they’re babies they cry and also I don’t complain when I hear you crying at 3:00 a.m. in the morning okay from your house okay I’m sensing some tension in the room but I think that this can the result so I brought a professional baby to come talk

Some sense into these new amateur babies One Professional baby At Your Service maam yes hello Kos all professional baby no no no don’t cry don’t cry here have a cookie you can have a cookie too oh my God let me tell you a story isn’t he

Great oh Once Upon a Time Mr noi here cried and he found a terrible Thro the moral of the story is you don’t want to cry kiddos otherwise you’re going to die it no you can’t that are babies you’re going to make them oh they’re crying we’re crying again made the crying

Worse don’t cry no please don’t cry no what am I not paying you for tell baby fing stor when did they get just to have why would you do this why would why would you do this why would you do this through the tree I don’t understand what only because it

Bothers you and I think it’s funny you know it bothers me and you think it’s funny I mean look at you it’s hilarious also wait for it wait for what them let us out hey start crying out I got you on let’s go like this one that was a good trip