Aphmau’s Minecraft Store Launch!

ah my store came out absolutely perfect oh I built it with my own two Minecraft hands I can just give it a hug if I wanted to I will but oh wait a customer ooh hello sir welcome to my store I’ve seen you seen my new hoodie you may try it on here you go if I right click will this oh it actually works look at you oh oh I got emeralds nice thank you very much sure have a great day this is so cool the heck F what is this check it out look at my store what do you think isn’t it cute wait why did you build an entire store I I mean it does look amazing a thanks Aaron I’m able to design all of this stuff with my mom s oh look I got to show you this look at the cheeseburg a cheeseburger Kitty I saw the Villager with a hoodie are you are you selling to them too mhm I’m going to have this whole server looking fabulous by the time I’m done with this wait wait what was that what what’s that noise what is happening huh oh why is the I’m guessing that’s not a part of your store right no it what how many people do you have work in here uh it’s just me for right now why you may need a few more what whoa what the huh hey oh oh jeez I’m guessing that’s not normal right what’s happening why are they all here what’s happening this really is right in my face what’s going on huh what the what what they took everything did did they even leave any money behind my store oh my God those jerks literally robbed you blind oh my gosh it’s sold out and look at all the money I have what they gave you money oh my God you’re rich this is going to be awesome you got to pay for that excuse me excuse me hey you know I uh I was going to pay for in let’s see do you take a coal absolutely not we’re an emeralds Only Store okay but Ian if you get a job you can make emeralds which means you can pay me for that come on let’s go I’ll give you a job oh look at you look absolutely wonderful more bright and colorful it is perfect and ooh nice oh I got 10 emeralds thank you bye this is all going perfect Aaron what’s going on have do I have to wear the purple shirt I mean I love these things but W look at it they’re so cute I mean yeah this is like the coolest item I mean who wouldn’t want to buy this one so much I agree it’s actually super adorable it’s it’s not adorable it’s cool not adorable and it’s tough don’t fre get tough what the I I put your sh in one department and turn my back and this happens it’s not my fault it’s a stupid shirt what’s wrong with the shirt Ian it’s too purple how am I supposed to work with so much purple everywhere uh you’re going to have to make do it’s a theme also can you please get the side you got it don’t worry I’ve been taking care of it no wait clest one to play with not to eat what oh clean it up don’t clean it up make up your mind it’s slime you’re not supposed to eat it bath bow I need to talk to you about your store hi Zane I know isn’t it awesome no it’s terrible The Hub is crawling with villagers and they’re a part of Minecraft duh well see for yourself wow you weren’t joking actually that’s more than normal it’s really cool I’m going to make so much money huh what the you out stay out she Kim take that no Kimberly Kimberly what’s going on just too many of them wow Kim they just want a house I can’t take it if I see one more villager one more going like Kimmy’s going to explode your house see what I mean it’s fine they’re just wandering around without harming anyone okay the villagers are just part of it I mean look at the store it’s too colorful and too happy and and you it’s just to you so that’s exactly the point listen if you won’t get rid of these villagers I will oh I’m going to see if they broke into my house again and locked me out fine bye Mr Grumpy pants we’re just having fun I just want to make cute things to make people happy like this villager here look at him looks perfect isn’t this design adorable just absolutely sparkly we have to talk about your store it’s so so oh cute oh I love it here oh thank you someone has chased at least look at these aren’t they adorable and I got my half B one here OMG you made items based off other players well not exactly but just starting where’s the kimy merch I bet it’s amazing well wait I haven’t I haven’t made any of that just I found I found oh the new Ian cats showed up and man they look good hey we sell more Ian cats than Aaron cats you on your cat sucks excuse me what the hecky is this I is a cat plushy and Kimmy gets nothing wait Kim I’m still working on stuff okay you know what I don’t need to shop at your credy store anyway I’ll go uh shop at zaye store yeah that’s right Zan zaye store he has a store since when Zane with lightning bolts oh he is opening up competition wait what the heck is that thing supposed to be a battle is Zane selling like sadness probably but you know what we got to go see if it’s good sadness if it’s not cute sadness I don’t want it wait wait if we’re all going then who’s watching the store then thanks for volunteering that wasn’t me whatever fine I wouldn’t trust him alone the store anyways good point Aaron that’s why you’re smart with the thinking brain this is your manager you listen to him okay wait I’m not the manager yep he’s a manager right now he’s adorable and he works hard look at him spinning around like that I’ll be right back all right Z wants to open up the competition finally a battle will be legendary all right let’s see what’s going on here say well hello there come to check out an actual store it’s like a Louis V like an actual board this place is it’s kind of late it’s great okay San I’d like what you’ve done with the place looks very nice and have you seen what our latest product is yeah a robot is cute oh look at that doesn’t even know how to build an iron golem it’s so tiny it’s not an iron golem it’s a little guy right Zane it looks a little dangerous though right oh please clearly neither of you understand what consumers want let me demonstrate the newest toy sensation the zbot oh look at its little legs are barely moving your toy ooh that’s what you give her making fun of it TI wait actually that that might be a little dangerous still working out the bugs that’s not a bug hang on what the heck was that bootleg methan over here and just sh me with the laser I can’t believe it did that ooh that’s not a bug anymore that’s a probably good idea where is that switch no no no no no no power down power down oh I’m panicking I’m starting your Panic the customers are dying D can I like find a St yeah do they come with their own lasers or uh uh Ian let’s get out of here it’ll be fine just calm down I want a laser block no you can’t have it no okay I have the AAL and aend Dolls ready to go oh jeez hey I wasn’t doing anything this place is too purpley and too happy it’s disgusting uh Zane what are you doing here um why was Karen get up you got my name’s not Zane it’s Zarin Zarin okay sure Zarin uh how may I help you today well what is all of this no one wears anything super shiny like this anymore uh I wear things that are super shiny like that let me take a look at this and see how bad they are uh oh look at you they’re making you Sparkle everywhere my goodness they look awesome well I was beautiful before I walked in here but what kind of store doesn’t even have any food I’m starving oh we actually do have some snacks for limited time time um over here it’s quite a Walk This Way yes but walking is good for your health what is this no vegetables uh yeah because the cookies fit the vibe a little bit more I might as well go talk about this online this is absolutely awful the reviews I’m going to leave on this place uh okay um there you guys are let me talk to you real quick the heck does Z think he’s falling and what is with that skin I think he’s trying to get us a b view on Yelp or something but we got to get him out of here oh I got to way I’ve got the thing I’ve got a thing I’ve been working on I’ll be right back he’s actually been working on a thing that isn’t sleeping better not be another E doll who’s your manager then huh who is your manager w w let not hit the people here okay you can’t be mean to customers disappointed uh okay um but you can’t hit the customers here how about you calm down and have a cookie you ain’t you when you’re hungry you know eat it Karen all right I’ll there you go you feel better well these are just absolutely abysmal I can’t believe you actually serve these to people in good faith lady you’re eating a lot of cookies for how much you ha hate them oh my goodness if you hate them so much then why don’t you just get the heck out of the store all right oh yeah uh please exit if you do not Aron can we talk to customer like that please be a I’m not going anywhere I want to see all of your terrible products so I can tell all of my friends just how bad they are no other [Music] reason hello lady Zayn you are in luck for I present to you the very first and only genuine AAU brand jetpack wait give me that I a value I demand the best of everything that’s not what I think it is is it wait wait that hasn’t been approved yeah just put it on and it’ll take you Sky High that’s not safe we only sell things that don’t do things with fire oh my gosh What’s happen oh my gosh what’s going on my a bad review well at least it’s gone right oh Ian what what yeah dude you better fix the hole in the ceiling now it’s fine we’re well you know we could just advertise our new skylight nobody cares about a SK they want the cute it’s we got to put more glitter up there or something just do your job Ian wo yes all right I’m still in the air all right no Glitter but it’s done it’ be great if someone else helped out sure now check this out I think I worked out all the Kinks so uh just need to do a little bit of this you [Applause] ID right now we got to build those Skylight can we just fire him already super special delivery uh wait what is Kim doing just put it over here no problem since when do we have a postman in the game I thank you Kim what are you doing I am not Kim I am about a hble delivery NPC here to deliver a package which I did goodbye you’re not an NPC girl what are you be very careful with that box totally not kimy wait wait hang on does Kim know she cannot pull off that mustache um I’m more concerned about this in here that box is definitely going to explode isn’t it yeah obviously but we got to open it W wo wo let me do it okay all right go for it and all right so this thing better not take all my items oh my goodness wait what happen to me that’s a glitter ball want this thing do to my skin that’s me oh oh Aaron hey can can I get some glitter I mean oh yeah real funny you know I sacrifice myself and I’m stuck like this wait how come it’s only one of you don’t explode my house yeah dude your trap sucks well I mean it should have worked cuz I work really hard on it let me just see what’s going on here and you look it does work how’s that feel jerk guys I want the whole floor to be of this stuff it looks awesome we should probably sell glitter makeover stuff this is an original idea from me I’m keeping this this is mine um okay um Aon I really want the floor to be off L I wouldn’t what is he up to should we really be leaving a store empty right now absolutely I left the manager in charge this animal remember Mr manager got this oh we God not that again all let’s just check this out and head back all right yeah I want to see what zann’s up to Al how do you get that crowd yeah you know what I bet he’s cheating be quiet all right let’s everyone act normal wait what what the heck is it a cheeseburger robot really he’s stealing my idea I’m just making it into a robot oh speak of the oh I’ve got help meet my best and only employee where another Ripple PR to be sold good job Kim Timothy how could you don’t k see me I just want some peace and quiet again on the server and I’m not going to send these dumb villagers to your no kimy merch store bab babe babe I got this there’s only really one way to deal with someone who steals your stuff what do you have in mind exactly oh you’re just you give them a gift you know really after what they did to me yeah hey Zane you know I since you love our merch so much thought I’d deliver you our newest product right to your front door you know it’s called the glitter bomb 2.0 Everybody Run you made a huh I teach him a lesson hopefully that’s nice thanks you blew up my place before really I only made one hole in your store AAU This Means War bring it then Zane bet oh well I guess there’s only one more thing to do then uh-huh prepare for war bring it on Zane oh that was such a good move I do feel kind of bad what the don’t feel bad a that dude stealing your stuff plus he just wants to destroy the things you work on guess you’re right I can’t let people step all over my hard work I have nothing to worry about either you have me here and and I guess what the himim what is she oh great already huh that’s a portal gun hey what are you doing to our customers you saw nothing Kim wait follow her what she what’s going on that’s cheating get her what wait they’re appearing in zay’s store yeah that’s the only reason anyone would ever they cheating Zane this isn’t fair yeah super lame dude what’s not fair is you blowing up my store you know what Zane what’s not fair is you stealing my designs stealing robot Burger cat is an original idea you done a robot Burger but a cat yeah dude and it looks ugly anyways oh my cat I worked on get out of here did you really just do that I did because I’m tired of you w w take cover oh no I’ll keep here should I a fixed for it this time just turning it off what did this happen before Oh no everyone okay you’ve left me no choice feel the wrath of the dumb what the the D did you just say the dumb what does that mean it stands for defense Ultra malicious bot it’s still a work in progress name all right yeah dude I think it needs a better name don’t know I think maybe we should go oh yeah maybe you should D needs a better hobby than just making more robots what are we going to do guys um how do we startop that thing I just got to find a way to distract it or something yeah we can destroy it uh yeah obviously but how come on robot this way this way okay look at its back what the it’s got Zay stupid batteries in it it does have batteries double A like Aon no hold on I got this hey you ugly robot got to come I’m coming you’re just going to get yourself killed huh nice try you’re not getting those batteries wait a minute oh stop being a jerk it’s destroying everything Kim at least it didn’t destroy my heart yes I do come at me you can’t you guys me cuz I got this wait what whatever I want just to back inside new plan come on let’s go let’s go let’s go a is there any weapons in here or anything we need to get rid of Kim right exactly no duh oh wait oh I think it’s time you mean you mean get the aou jet pack a jet pack oh boy um babe just let him cook and I want you to go and destroy everything you possibly can oh don’t worry I’m a professional and I’ll be fine this is going to be so awesome hey Kim I’m coming for you I am she that way hang hang on this thing’s hard to control and thought would happen he at least take out K let’s go again wait wait you’re still alive what dude how did you survive that come on do something don’t just a for the glasses girl not die uh all right robot get over here let me think wait Zan has a second floor Aaron can you low that thing over to zay’s building I’ll jump down from the top and be like yeah yeah yeah I can do that I can do that hey Zade go go go I will not let you destroy my robot you are not taking him down you’re not cute enough here let me help you no not not the glitter oh B you look great now look what you did to my skin I got to change it out oh ladder duh hey ugly robot come here so brave keep it going bring it over here hurry hurry what does it look like I’m doing come on robot this is back for more oh not again all right come on have it face away from me come on robot this way over here come on do this my robot wait did you do it you got it give me back my batteries off I need to fix my oh uh is Zane he’ll walk it off right he’ll be fine no no I don’t think he will this time a good job though nice job us uh where did he go he’s probably flying around somewhere o that’s going to cost him like 100 emeralds wait are you going to charge him for the jet pack yeah it come by this paycheck