Aphmau’s shocking lie rips FCU apart!

You’re going where the beach hey Aaron are you crazy what do you mean you allowed me to go out before this is a completely different circumstance you’re going off campus to a place that’s an hour away you need a bus to get there which means you’ll be gone past your curfew what’s

Even worse is Xavier is going to be there yeah okay let me explain this to you Xavier knows you’re going to the beach and he’s okay with it which means he’s going to test the rest of us agents I don’t understand what do you mean he’s completely toying with us

With you and I don’t know why he’s doing it I can already tell he is he seems to get a kick out of seeing me suffer around other people then why are you humoring him why are you allowing him to hang around you and your friends he’s a

Trained agent and with this behavior he’s already a threat to their safety call me crazy but I feel the way I kind of lucked out with Xavier uh-huh okay now I don’t understand he’s supposed to crack down on me and so far he hasn’t threatened anything yet he fails to

Report to my father doesn’t he purposely he does then in a way he’s kind of giving me freedom I hate to play the devil’s advocate but I rather have the option to leave this room the mud are you still wanting friends I don’t know so you hate Xavier but will put up with

Him to find out if you want to make new friends or not yeah the youth these days confuses me fine I honestly don’t follow your logic but then again I’m not the one who’s been overprotected his entire life so Who am I to judge

If I’m going to help you sneak out to go on this day trip and I’m going to need a set of your clothes Oh Xavier knows you’re going I know you’re going the other agents on campus do not know you’re going and we’ll be looking for

You in which case I’m going to cover for you how like I said can you dig me out a set of clothes sure Oh pretty hip yo ah I think I look hecka snazzy like the wiggity wiggity bomb yo yo Home Slice green are you from the 90s look I don’t know how to keep up with the lingo these days all I know is that kids are into their mimis it’s you know what we’ll

Just go with that I’ll keep the agency or distracted just throw a rock or something at the window when you get back thank you so much no problem just make sure you go out and have fun [Applause] Um hey Mac what I wanted to thank you for yesterday for helping me find the courage to get this date yeah you know I was thinking that maybe you can come along with us to the beach how it’s a couple’s outing isn’t it and we need a date in order to

Go no not really I mean you can go solo and be the third wheel no thanks Mac look at me you really like Jenni don’t you you told me so yourself yeah I do but I mean she’s going with someone else but you’ve been liking her sis forever

You deserve a chance I do yes you have to keep chasing her if you don’t then how will she know you like her I mean I do and I already have but she just finds it annoying who cares what she thinks uh I do I mean okay my logic may be flawed

In some ways what I’m trying to say is don’t give up what if it doesn’t work out then I mean you’ll be sad sure but hey at least you tried and you can look back and say that you didn’t give up like a wimp instead you went through

Like a champ Wow you know you’re right I will go but I’m not going without a date oh why not because that’s weird Oh fine sheesh hmm any other girls you know you could take as a friend date hmm hello uh-huh uh-huh Oh hmm but just as

Friends though right as long as we’re clear we’re just friends and nothing else then yes I will go and we’ll like a nice day on the beach see you at the bus Mac Mac so guess what I’m going with you today to the beach after all what Oh max

Frank Garth invited him to the outing today and Mac asked me to be his friend date Betty why do you like Mac nope I’m not interested in relationships at all really you aren’t no I don’t have physical attraction to people I just think people are nice are good don’t think of their

Romantically how just the way I am anyway I’m going I was secretly hoping you’d ask because I really wanted to go but now that I have a friend to go with I’m super excited I’m fine with Betty going but Mac oh I just don’t want him to bother me when I’m with Aaron

Hiren hey how are you excited very it’s been a long time since I’ve been to the beach I mean we’ve been to the beach in game multiple times that’s not a real beach close enough what about you how are you gonna handle I see you’ve gotten better with your

Touching issue I haven’t yeah same I guess well I believe us all of us Aaron Xavier Jenny yeah so I know we like shouting people’s names but the bus is about to leave can’t we keep going yes please how did you get her to be your date I

Have my ways Aaron hmm but let me ask does she mean something to you I thought that QT Jenny was I asked you a question that’s it hmm Wow it’s beautiful yeah it is not as beautiful as Jenny all right plant have let’s go to get a spot and the other half goes to get food hey I thought I was leading this outing she beat you to the punch on wait this was my idea

Well I’m going to be the ultimate spot finder and find the best spot good luck keeping up with me nerds and I mean that in a nice way even when she’s trying to be playful she has to be nice hey hold up no wait I’m gonna find it I

Need to find that spot so I think I’m cool I will find this one I’ll show all of them then we should go get snacks huh oh I’ll come with you guys Diana welcome to same but I wanted to where did Betty go I think she beat us there already

Oh an extra Stephanie crunches please It’s mine he’s not if I touch it first hey this spot looks great guys what dad’s to just jumped oh you must be pretty athletic to be able to do that I try I’m impressed can you teach me that sometime Hey sure sweets but it takes a long time to learn

Ah darn it I wanted to look that cool darling this way darling interesting so what’s your favorite thing to do on the beach you build sandcastles really that’s uh that’s great wanna help oh sure hey guys want to play some volleyball I’m fine get about the sandcastle yeah yeah me

Too I’m down and so is there in one all right let’s go So that’s how you want to play awesome hit roads guys I can’t believe I lost getting angry there shut up you should watch your temper come on it’s great oh sure thing sweetheart Aaron you should too you should take off your jacket Aaron huh

I mean don’t you want to show off of it no no I mean why need him when you’ve got me oh wow I mean I’m pretty much better right I didn’t know oh you’re cute when you blush what is he doing I should help him he helps me why I

Don’t want to leave half Hey everyone is in the water want to go nah I’m good oh come on we’ve been building this for a while we could use a refresher um okay sure but just the shallow part okay sure [Laughter] hahahaha that’s it you asked for it [Laughter] What why are you holding on to Aaron like that Oh are you okay I’m sorry I just I my ankle yeah it’s it’s hurting real bad and it made it hard for me to swim oh don’t you better take her to land don’t worry I’ll keep Jenny company oh wait what

Come on I’ll help you he should just tell her we’re dating I’m getting jealous that other girls don’t know ah are you okay I’m fine just sprained my ankle that’s a what made it hard to swim here let me help I’ll be okay at least let me sit with

You guys for a bit no no no I uh what you both to have fun you both can go this is the perfect time for Mack this guy is away from Jenny I’ve got to help him now I’ll be right back okay I’m just gonna

Take a dip you got her right I’ll make sure she’s all right good I’ll be right back real fast you know you can leave me alone what’s with that sass I’m embarrassed enough getting a sprained ankle isn’t something you can help you can we go to the beach in game soon this

Trip made me miss just sitting in my room and playing games with you yeah we’ve been having a hard time catching each other on I know but I’ll keep trying to catch you on you know hey eff yeah do you know what you want out of friends I never thought of that

I guess just to be nice to me to help me feel loved when I don’t love myself what do you mean I mean hey let’s do a bonfire yeah I brought a pot for coffee huh of course you would wanna walk back with us out sure yeah I

Had a great time same I’m glad your ankle got better yeah good night good night hey Garth yeah thanks for inviting me out anytime so catch you around sometime yeah I miss talking with you same you should get a phone sometime I’m trying let me know if I can help okay see ya Interesting [Applause]