APHMAU’s SHOCKING Vampire Life In Minecraft!

Guys if you go to the bed you reg just your Full House it does yeah I like this this is actually kind of nice for a daycare a little stronger cuz he’s got the big hello everyone we are going to live a whole King vampire life let’s do

This oh we have our own M oh we do a baby TR oh my gosh oh we neighbors I know bir oh man you can have your house so picky it takes a little longer to break dirt since we bab we probably have like a drawback in this game oh come on

You baby suck I don’t know what that word means all right cool oh there’s a block in the Aaron we got to go come on come on come on come on come on oh yeah I’m right behind you oh let me grab some wood real quick just hurry wa huh come

On get that block got some dirt coming over wait what oh oh you finished block finished it thank you got to get the block you know wait what is Is This Love what the coties I don’t know maybe it means we get a bigger house you know I

Don’t know let’s find out let’s hope it does I don’t know uh wait what that do wait wait what what’s a car flying car a car I want to drive the car not the everybody don’t worry about wait what my parents your parents wa parents parents

Guys oh the car’s going to your house too take them back I don’t I don’t want a mom and dad I want to live alone are coming oh yeah oh look at that wait oh that’s your mom Ian I want to see the other parents

Too what about my dad let’s see who else got parents oh it’s oh oh your dad and your mom hey guys you know what uh my dad’s probably just getting milk again these are your parents oh they’re so cute I love them all right everyone’s got parents all right parents if you

Going to live with me you got to open my door all right let’s see oh they can open doors can they no I just I’m trying to get him to all right Mom open the door please be good parents have let us inside inside Mom I made stuff all right

I’m just going to dig underneath the house Dad you open the door thank you Dad wait what your dad open the door I can put my spawn point now and is there anything in this chest there’s nothing in the chest oh this is nice thanks I

Got a crafting table a chest and my mom your mom mom why you staring at me like that what are you what’s going on so we got this stuff uh I’m going to go finish this up all right uh let’s go here there we go uh there we go I can’t reach wait

Uh what the wait what btime btime what is that means Mom Mom what are you thinking about what’s my bubble something’s happening why is she doing this mom mom got me m mom mom oh she put me in the bed but the mom mom well at least the door’s open I

Can’t open the door she locked the door on me what do we do I kick it out guys a look over here what the guys guys guys why are our parents outside what’s go what the Casey are you in your house yeah now now I’m stuck in my house yeah

Now A W I can’t get out of here um a mom says we can’t come out and play okay oh wow she just kind of showed up here okayoh what’s that guys oh my dad’s fighting zombies um the robber zombies robbers I think something’s going on we

Going take my iPad oh no wait are they holding iPads oh my gosh there’s so many I can’t get out the door mom let me out I got to go help Wait f you can bring the door now let me out of here guys you still have tools right what if I break

The windows the the door just break down the door I got to help I got to help I got to help I got to help I got him give me my TV back where are they getting good job protecting me I got it Aon get from above I’m try I’m

Try got to go got to go got to go got to go guys guys if you go to the bed it regen only your full health it does yeah I knew a nap would help yeah exactly it’s like a super nap I want to take a

Nap get out of here give me back the iPad actually that’s a TV go through the glass okay okay let’s see um wa wait wait wait a minute and I got this weird cookie interesting um what is I think we’re all good got one too XP cookie I

Know give it a I want to eat it see what happens it’s disgusting fine wait we got close wait are we taller oh we gr oh my gosh let me see do you guys GR up too oh I did we’re toddlers oh my gosh look at you guys you

Grew up too a look who’s still a little baby shrimp we’re all the same height I see you grew up too so cute cool these cookies are so use I’m going to keep these all right wait you think we can eat them again I’m going to start going

And making my house come on Mom let’s go pick me up Upsy up up up Mom it’s an NPC app all right I got a bunch more stuff over here put that down all right is new plant worm plants uh oh your dad’s arm is sticking out of why is he through the

Window ER you know it seems easier to get inside the house my dad likes it so got my parents got my house um everything seems to be going oh what’s happening wait is there a new block new Block’s going on something’s happening in the corner wait no a dayare is there a

Daycare not a dayare I don’t want to go to school I’m getting out of here Mom Mom what are you doing Mom Mom I don’t want did my mom eat me Mom I don’t want to go to day care no no I’m not going

You can’t make me go no no Mom no no no no huh Mom what oh it’s so colorful in here where are we ooh Play-Doh take care what do we do just stay here for an hour I don’t I don’t like this this is actually kind of nice for a daycare why

Don’t we break out of here wait what is that guys a candy guys there’s a candy here make candy c yeah o what’s happening I want I want the candy I want the candy W what’s Happ where’s candy collect the most candy for the best

Grade o if it gets us out of here I’m eating all the candy candy I feel fast I want to get the best grade I want to get the best grade I want to get the best grade where is this there’s candy Candy’s inside oh there’s

More candy here get great I’m a good noodle wait what happened guys you’re up wa I’m feeling the Sugar Rush guys what happened when you eat too much candy oh my goodness ooh there’s here I don’t know about this more Cy more candy wait wait wait why are

You what I are you oh we’re chunky look at this oh hang on I’m getting a little dizzy my screen candy more candy more more more more oh this is so fun this is so fun Cy oh I so slow why did I oh my goodness oh

Guys I’m getting a tummy egg I I’m pretty sure I would have a tummy egg at this point mine’s almost full why would they give us candy in a daycare okay candy so close wee cand do we need to eat to get out of

Here I don’t know we got to find out who has the most uh okay okay uh almost almost almost almost almost some more oh man let’s got to grab some more what I think I have a hole oh my gosh give report card to your P wait what my

Report card wait what wait let me see oh huh oh hey I got an A I did too oh we got an A for eat I got an F oh and you’re still uh you’re still looking let me see your report card let me see your

Card your eyes oh you got an F all right let’s go get this back to our parents come on let’s go all right go go go still I’m eating candy uh there was fun you had candy in mom want more Mom Mom I got an A look look at my report

Card that’s so cool I got monies all right um oh Aaron where’d you go do you get oh let see I want to grow up um see put I’m a teenager your dad just carryed you I was trying to give him a report card and oh

Wait give me money give me your money give me your money oh wait wait a minute money makes you grow up grow up nice oh my gosh look we’re older oh we got to go see everybody El come on come on come on come on come on let’s go take a look oh

See guys we got money all right give it oh girl you looking fabulous hey oh look at us we’re all grown up Ian Ian I’m going to run away from home why what happened oh I got an F on my report card so I’m grounded and I didn’t get

Any money oh no I mean uhoh um don’t look at me uh don’t have to give that money it’s easier this way we let keep him like this forever can I have can I have it I want to grow up too I’ll give you this

Green you can have this for green um but maybe if you do a chour for me I’ll give you the money let me think about what it could be okay what think about oh oh look at that maybe make a shoulders a little stronger cuz he’s got

The big shoulders what out oh my go I’m busy doing something important what do you what do you want come on can I have a dollar yet come on please I mean I do have this dollar here that I could no you have to earn it okay uh okay what

Do I have to do actually give me a moment here um let’s put this here put this there all right there we go perfect all right here I want you to take this to Aaron okay do not open it don’t even look at it if you

You so much just look at it if you so much just put your little sticky hands on it I’m going to be mad and you’re not going to get the dollar okay here go there you go fine okay and then I’ll get the dollar yes and then I’ll give you

The dollar just make sure it gets done okay okay he’s going to go tell a oh my gosh oh I build it there I got to go see what he doesn’t a few moments later they’re up too listen up guys since we’re playing ninjas and I’m the boss

You guys better not let anyone in inside yes sir what it means that we will not I I don’t care just do your jobs I put the stronger ninjas inside for when you fail stronger on now but oh he disappeared that means time hey we can see your

Feet wait I heard something over here oh okay what is it I don’t know let’s just keep looking yeah well back to control okay all right I got to be careful let’s get here this is so stupid why did we even agree to help me in dude it’s just

A game what do you mean it’s just a game we’re playing ninjas ninjas is not just a game because I said so also why did you agree to this so I can do stuff like this what well now the vault is all mine or that’s what you think wait why you do that

Gotcha all right now it’s time to make my up there we go perfect all right and oh a mask what does this do what is this it’s just huh what the what do I do oh it’s cute wait wait I’m pregnant oh no no no no no no no no no

Take off take off up I can’t don’t worry guys I got her a that will teach you to steal from me you pregnant woman you will pregnant wait uh wait wait wait a minute you kicked a pregnant lady no she she was in prer when she logged in you just can’t go

Kicking pregnant women all over the that’s A superow pregnant ever again buddy oh need it oh no how did this happen F did you wish for a baby from Santa not this year I wanted a puppy but then this happened because I put on the jewel mask that it had hidden away wo this is so cool

Beautiful amazing wait the layer of the Ninja Twins wait what what does that even mean twins what are you having Ninja Twins ohg and I’m the Dad wait you’re not the dad no me no I have Muses and I can talk like this I am dead no no no no no no it

Was my mask Oh Well you certainly need one no no no no no look look look I’m the best one I’m the emo one the twins can be black and white to match the darkness of the soul and the light of my life or black and white because you’re

Boring and lifeless no you’re D you’re all right you’re all very pretty but I snuck past you all as a ninja myself so I need to meet a good ninja daddy man and you guys can come back later cuz I’m to PR some stuff for you to impress me

If you want to play the D now you heard our scam all of you ninja crazy you need help F now I don’t want to be no baby daddy but uh I can help you set up sure come on let’s go Kim I want to explore this place this

Place is amazing perfect for raising baby twin get out of the way guys welcome welcome welcome all right so for the first challenge Kim and I discovered that this place is horribly cursed how do you know I know a curse when I see one plus I can read yeah it

Literally says curse Dragon later so if the babies are going to live here I need my baby daddy to basically get rid of the cursy so here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to put the bed down right here everyone set your spawn point it should be set all right and

Then you’re going to protect me while I go down there and get the curse okay if anything happens to me well you can’t be the dad all right here we go okay I’ll wait here you all right boys we’re going to find out which one of you is the better cook

Now Kim is it ready what are you doing Kim it’s ready okay all right so listen over here if you take a look um we have some ingredients and not just food actual ingredients and you have to build me whatever I asked okay uh Jim is going

To check for cheating um and if you don’t please me I would be mad so in here you’ll see all the ingredients we got lettuce watermelon pineapple hot dog buns all right timer starts 3 2 cheeseburg so let’s see we got bananas that’s right Master look at so

Got let’s see here okay let’s say you’re cing me and the babies are like oh my go it’s a hail storm what is going on c a but on it’s a hill storm then maybe they want pizza you’re taking too long I’m angry okay all see your burger was ready your

Burger was almost ready what nice burger wow don’t me I’m working on it okay pineapple and burger that’s interesting babies are precious and they can throw things at you okay I just want to let you know that we’re going to have twin baby ninjas and they will throw things

At you so the point of this competition is you guys have to make it to the top of there not using any flips no flip allow I want just want to do it a little ninja flips you have to make it up there without doing that and we will be

Throwing stuff at you come up make sure to D boys all right let’s go to the top come on was you know what I stay down here that way we got different angles to H move get out my way it who hit me just let get up there out of the come

On all right Kim let them have a moment let’s see there now that where did you get that this theack cheating whatever was so close very of course he cheated I enough you can’t nothing because I’m ow ow ow man my head all right I’m going to turn around Kim let’s turn

Around and the first person to make it up there should win all right I’m going to count to three if you make it up there go good for you one three two three wow made it what he flipped I saw him I literally gave you guys a chance

To win he didn’t take it babies are very mysterious creatures if they turn around you have to take the ability you flip you supp I did it y that’s it I’m out of here oh Well actually no I want win is this the Cy challenge I can’t jump I can’t do my Ninja Jump he’s going it’s a all right let’s go come on let’s go go go keep you safe okay all right keep me safe let get to of the mountain

Hurry hurry up man we need St rest plenty of jelly killed Donuts to the road okay I don’t think we can stop come on come on it’s it’s fine it’s fine huh um thank you for the oh end pear to get up there wait ender pearls up there Rock come on come the

Right here okay uh do happen to them invisible blank face where’ they go the tree oh they’re in the tree I got it I got it a baby look at the baby they they’re sleep when they sleep I’ve never seen them out of the swaddle all right guys

It’s time for the milk challenge what that every father who had ever left for the milk often times ever returned because the task is so deadly so bone breaking a lot don’t make it back that explains a lot my dad did the challenge I’ve never seen him again whoever finds

It and returns first father go there the cow get to take that is oh hey that’s cow that is a fast cow that’s a cow good luck guys look get it here come here I got him the babies need that milk a cute babies come on let’s go babies a few moments

Later how could I get stuck in here F huh what’s going on hey hey D can you get me out of here please uh uh don’t worry F okay I’ll get you out of there thanks and go over there go on right in trying to steal from the vending machine

Don’t worry I’m great at this guys hey so brave of you I punch a vending machine and hurt myself serves you right now come on let her out guys guys guys why would just try vending her out oh hey yeah Kim smart that’s why you got

Big why would you you push me is that going to work all right now so we need to resort to Desperate Measures don’t worry AB this is going to hurt a okay but Zan Zan What If instead of punching her out I kick her out I don’t

Think that’s a good idea I’ve been trying that no no it’ll be great okay just need to get a running start and stop all right did it w I don’t think it work not working all Ian it actually made it wor good job Ian where are we

It’s the Hub we must have shrunk down somehow because someone wasn’t patient I always knew I was a snack no what like Doritos Snack Pack eight Emerald eight emeralds what do we have to get that many emeralds uh I’m worth at least 10 emeralds thank you you’re kidding me I

Would rather have cheese puffs I want cheese puffs diamond chips uh ew those sound gross I’m going to go get some cheese puffs what there we go we really should go after him yeah um give let’s see let’s try to go a safer way careful okay can be careful too So

Graceful cheese puffs cheese puffs cheese puffs do a bag like that you already ate that what the huh wao cheese puffs a Cheesy puffy land for real I’m going get what is that I want cheese puffs what is going on him to it yeah that’s what he gets for

Not paying defeat the big buff cheetah puff get one Emerald is cheetah oh that is a big deal wow watch out watch out come here I guess we need the emeralds but how do we beat it you have cheese puff hand disgusting of course I do I wanted cheese puffs guys guys look

For cheese puffs okay perfect oh why maybe this will help us all right so we just make get him extra wait wait so what we about having to defeat him I just want to eat him hey what hey we got an emerald nice huh you did wait a

Minute maybe we can use it to get out of here can we use it to buy more cheese now we have to actually cheese all right looks like we’re back can we get more cheese puffs no I I I think we’re good for right now let’s see the diamond chips are up there

Actually a man I just wanted those diamond chips hold on a second why don’t we just punch in the number for your chips Oo we got a number pad over here oh okay all right maybe trapped in vending machine isn’t so bad let’s um it’s a Ste and three emal what that’s so

Expensive for a bag of chips the emeralds almost get out of here uh all right maybe if we all work together we can get to the diamond chips um think give me a li okay sure let’s try this you live Z and Kim you everybody why we wobbling guys guys stop

Wobbling down there please I can’t hold that to You where where are we now where are we place is disgusting wow this is soda it’s uh interesting smells so tasty I want to try it oh he is aen he is a crazy crazy man and I’m running help help I’m not going in there he should have known

Better see that swim closer swim closer I can help you hurry Dr there you go thank you defeat the flat soda monster one one monster soda monster oh perfect I don’t like that I don’t like that thing um how do we defeat that why don’t

You go help to fight the thing yeah you know I’m going to head back in and die hey guys I think something’s over here here okay like what oh gross it’s all over me I think I see come on this way eat those emeralds to escape let’s go I’m trying it’s so gross

And sticky you’re right Kim this is disgusting who thought soda would be as easy to swim hard now I’m getting the hang of it soda dolphin look at him oh you know what let’s deal the consequences of his own action let’s get this bubble gun hey bubble gun cool take

That you monster yeah you’re flat footed Fe and another Emerald that was see still there yeah get him that’s Me Maybe we get another Emerald that was fun okay junk food let’s see wait what’s that what what the soda went down the what okay H okay maybe you guys are right I

Definitely want to keep the emeralds to escape and maybe not the chips I I get coconut bar this looks awesome ah crap I don’t like coconut what oh I love this stuff ew who likes M mix hey it is a good blend of different golden nuggets nugget nuget hold on what do you

Mean nug nuget nugget wait MCD nuggets and a vending machine I go for some nuggies wait nuggies w nuggies there’s nuggies nug wow can we get nuggies I want nuggies are these like McDonald’s nuggies in a bag wait wait wait wait wait we got to get emeralds

First fries what Emerald all right let’s get to work it’ll get us an emerald what we got uh how do we feat the fries there’s some food maybe we say Happy Meal okay all right um all right Ian Zane you work on that and we’ll hand out the Happy Meals when

You’re done with them sound good good okay okay sounds good get the cookies boys hello little Fry Guys we we’ll have your Happy Meals out here all right here we go a lot nice load up all right let’s see got some Happy Meals there we go and

You get a Happy Meal you get a Happy Meal you get a Happy Meal you’re not S no more you’re happy you get happy happy meal and you get a Happy Meal and don’t forget to give us some emeralds yeah yeah one happy meal is like one Emerald o

Nice I don’t think I did a very good job huh what do you mean um oh I I didn’t get any nuggies where are they all the nuggies are down there we didn’t get any don’t wor we can still get down there the nuggies are still

Fine wait huh oh the nuggies wait no my nuggies it’s okay just dropped the nuggies I oo oh well well he’s suffering the actions of his own consequen wait I said that backwards whatever it’s fine let’s go get the diamond wait wait wait wa wait hold up everyone else here has

Gotten the snacks that they want and I’ve not got my own yet huh see Jim hasn’t gotten anything either and I haven’t gotten my diamond chips either come on it’s my turn and I want some M mix of course you would like the wor just a little bit yeah come on it is

Delicious and it’s healthy and it’ll be perfect hey it’s got chocolate pieces in it right come on Z Z wait wait wait wait in we go wow this is the inside of the chip bag all right all right time to find some mind mix and uh wa this is weird oh my

Precious of chocolate M yeah there are like chocolate P like it a m mix ooh a m mix never seen him this excited before M mix o a m mix oh M mix what is that we have to go in the creepy Mansion yeah do we

Yes we have to go inside we’ll thank me later okay all right better be chocolate in this creepy Mansion you need to have more than just chocolate oh um I don’t like this anymore why are we stuck in here now it’s fine there’s got to be a a

There is not a switch there is no way out it’s D what do we do you’re the one who want it’s only a puzzle it’s probably a puzzle right oh wait wait here we go here we go got to use the M mix to get out you got to have the four

Ingredients seeds nuts raisin and then uhoh chocolate do you have the chocolate do you see chocolate no um maybe did you see the chocolate what did you do um I ate it you what I’m sorry it it was delicious chocolate what is that oh he’s the chocolate part oh the

My I found a chocolate look okay don’t eat it get it out the wall I should have bought a sword all right is it good got an emerald okay let’s go it’s getting closer okay I got my my mind mix that ooh what’s that w

W this is why you don’t boot off the floran what’s her little Dust Bunny I’m couldn’t help it get the Dust Bunny get the Dust Bunny we have to wait cute you guys are you’re so adorable yeah you know they’re cute no they’re not get away yeah they are they are

Gross get out of here this pretzel stick to get rid of poor bunny a cutie okay we need to find a way to get back to the diamond chip that’s the ti reason I got stuck in here in the first place uh actually we’re trying to get

Out of here oh true true but you got your mind nextx I need my D CH I want some chocolate how about we get some Sour gummies guys guys there a strawberry a strawberry milk in this vending machine go upst strawberry me in go wow look at this place beautiful this

Place is a look at the made for strawberry rather have horses wait a minute what’s wrong with this one a did it l it strawberry a what’s wrong where’s your strawberry I think he lost a strawberry defeat the strawberry Naga get two emeralds what what is a strawberry Naga what strawberry what now

I don’t see a strawberry yeah I don’t see any of that what is that oh uh a over there oh great oh that’s strawberry just perfect a big old snake nice got this don’t worry fire there’s fire who’s trying to fire there okay okay come on we got to

Defeat it before destroy the strawberry land with the cute little strawberry defeat that it’s going to eat all the strawberry milk cows no we’re going to the strawberry milk will never exist I’m more worried about it eating us keep it distracted oh sure we’ll just do

That what if I drink it what happen then yeah get back you anything else you can do here oh I have wings okay all right strawberry mil gives your wings why is the strawberry burning so much I have some some ability to do this

Get out of the way cows oh look it’s out she’s flying Oh no I got the cow I think it’s wait is it did it work yeah it’s big strawberry head is gone nice oh I think it’s gone get it away is that cow okay oh the other cow’s I wasn’t focused

On that where is she Oh’s the cow okay the cow is okay look I found these from the Naga maybe these will work on her yeah yeah give it a shot okay there you go eat up your majesty a the cow is pck again cow is back to normal we did

It nice Emerald oh awesome thank you so much cow we’re back okay um where are we now we got aw oh I know I wanted to have some a I wanted that f maybe we can find a different snack what’s that what insane what what omgo is that what I think it

Is it is it’s it’s it’s Honey Buns beautiful honey buns I need it I mean what’s so exciting about these things they’re just shut up Zane I don’t know anything about t quiet Zane how dare you make fun of the golden goodness these are Honey Buns made from

Bees we need to get the honey buns of the bees these really do make these beautiful it’s a honey I guess I never really knew how Honey Buns were made but this confirms it oh I think so it’s not that impressive it’s just a honey Hive oh I can’t believe you said

That stop it oh that’s a big bee that must be the queen uh maybe we should leave like that is a massive bee can you imagine the Stinger on that yeah maybe we shouldn’t disturb them so they can make more honey buns we don’t want to be

In their business oh but it’s totally worth it for the Honey Buns let’s just be really super quiet as all can we take some honey buns quieter than that sh quiet Qui the honey bun okay all right over here uh maybe back here uh maybe we can

Find a way to get an Amal without bothering the bees guys don’t you think we should mind our own beeswax we’re trying to where give me a honey butt hey hey stop it don’t uhoh hey nowty is that are mad going to be quiet I was just trying to get a honey bud

Wait and now the queen bee wants to sing us s great get back hey that one take this what is it maybe we can use Queen can you stop firing Stingers at me all right yeah yeah sorry come on hurry up help help it get it get it no wait we want

Some honey bus first