ashdog.mp4 – Minecraft but my Twitch chat ruins my time.

Uh yo just to start off with this video and everything uh every single time you hear the dash it button that means i got a sub and that’s how i you know spin the wheel i’ll be doing this a lot on my twitch channel so go follow me

Say bye have a good one i have to spin the wheel and i’m crying inside oh i i didn’t do that yet how’s it going so far uh this is my first spin so we’ll see what is it i have to have to go without armor for 10 minutes

Okay no i’m referring me y’all are rude as [ __ ] scrolls if you make ash spin the wheel he could drop his diamonds in lava is that one of the options yes there’s one of dropping one diamond there’s one oh i need to bring a stone pickaxe just

In case that i get that option too so that’s really cool i really i’m this was a fantastic idea why is that chat you can also make it to where he gives me diamonds Oh hey where are you why because you can punch me now no you no you just punch me it’s one of the lower ones i almost hit one of the higher ones because it was right next to it and i almost [ __ ] ate wait [ __ ] i

Had to grab some zombie flesh too just in case oh son of a [ __ ] i don’t even know if we’ve kept any i might have to like respawn that in flat me with a with a fist not an axe preferably preferably give me the fist me well okay fine whatever chad this is

Your time to be [ __ ] oh what hey hey give me my diamondback give it give it give me a diamondback give me my diamondback yes you do liar wire where to go then where to go it’s in your inventory i didn’t have a diamond where is it give me

Give me my diamond give me my diamonds yes you do i will kill you right here that’s not give me a [ __ ] diamond okay i’ll i’ll get i’ll have somebody snitch on you i promise you give it yeah that’s what i thought thank you yeah my diamond

Yeah back off first try paul you no return you’re such an [ __ ] what do you do you [ __ ] gifted cuz he’s an [ __ ] after i literally just got a diamond if i lose his [ __ ] i’m gonna be so pissed give me the diamonds or if i had to give it debris oh

Please no i got to put come here i have to play on the lowest fov oh no oh what is this it’s so bad it is so bad wait how bad is it when i zoom in oh it’s so gross this is so bad another one why

I can’t run for a minecraft oh my god y’all get your stimulus checks y’all get your [ __ ] stimulus checks in the [ __ ] bank today i’m already on the lowest fover go ahead [Laughter] I oh my god i can’t i literally can’t well um i’m on the lowest flv and now i am in reverse third person mode so i literally cannot see what the [ __ ] i’m doing i i don’t even know what the [ __ ] i’m looking at anymore i’ll be honest with

You i feel like this is a really good idea no this is terrible i have this [ __ ] what is it oh i can’t put armor back on hey you can you can punch me now again come here come punch me even though i can’t [ __ ] see you oh

There you go here we go boom angles chat i could put my armor back on it’s been 10 minutes chat also the fov thing is 10 minutes i don’t know when that happened and then i get to redeem dab oh and i can’t [ __ ] run that’s right oh god i hate this

Hey come down my hallway uh i see you i’m just going back oh oh okay i’m lost i’m lost i’m lost i’m lost i’m lost i don’t know where the [ __ ] i’m looking at i can’t i don’t i don’t know what i’m doing okay thanks um which way did i come from

This way this is towards me i don’t know where you are i can only see my face i what the [ __ ] am i even hitting i’m trying to hit the block in front of me is there lava behind me oh i have two more i get to punch brie hey babe can you

Come back i gotta punch you now you can come find me i don’t think you understand how difficult that is for me i don’t care there we go boom angles okay loss of angle all right cool sick all right this is [ __ ] awesome okay there we go

That’s a hole that’s a creeper i’m not going that way the way i am though nope i feel like i’m playing a [ __ ] horror game and i’m just playing [ __ ] minecraft i i i can’t i can’t i can’t i can’t oh my god it’s so it’s so weird

And stupid and you go back to everything normal oh thank god why does that mean i could put my armor back on is that what that means can i just put my armor back on for 20 minutes there’s no shot y’all rude as [ __ ] i have no armor for 20 minutes

I want to [ __ ] oh hey more diamonds get [ __ ] idiots yeah yeah it wasn’t that bad anyways oh now i can’t eat for 10 minutes yeah i’m really getting getting these diamonds shut up yeah i have 13 so far what the [ __ ] i have eleven shame somebody tried to put him in lava

Lava you were good to me soldier it would be missed it’s like you [ __ ] knew it’s like you knew that they were gonna be here did you know they were gonna be here with unk you got x-ray vision or some [ __ ] all right here we go again i guess this

Is like the most diamonds i’ve got on the server and i’m sure majority of it is going to get [ __ ] thrown into petal lava noop doop hey uh i found a abandoned mine shaft and i can’t go into it because i’m on 30fp i don’t even know if i can have armor

And i can’t [ __ ] eat so you have 30 fov again yeah i’m [ __ ] i literally can only see what’s in front of me right now what does it look like hold on it’s ass straight straight [ __ ] dooky ass it’s like you’re zoomed in on optifine the entire time if you’re

Seeing a zoomed in effect you might need to refresh your uh your your stream because it’s not supposed to look like that just kidding oh well it’s because my chat hates me and makes me keep spinning and getting the [ __ ] fov [ __ ] so now i feel like i’m playing

On a [ __ ] mac ios [ __ ] zero okay i’m predicting i have a prediction going for will i find diamonds within 10 minutes 10 minutes starting right now oh my god that’s a lot okay we’re gonna need 1 476 iron you [ __ ] idiots i did that [ __ ] in 30 in

In 29 seconds i found diamonds in 29 seconds oh my god oh my god this [ __ ] no armor [ __ ] i didn’t even i don’t even have either hey where are you at is that the time wait what happened i must find diamonds yes yes yes it’s really intense crazy i have 8

Minutes and 45 seconds to find diamonds or people will lose channel points yeah chat do it little w make me spin a wheel do it if i get the sub smile oh you’ve got to be [ __ ] my ass the time when i need my fov the most no

You get to punch me twice now can i find diamonds i don’t know i’m in the [ __ ] i’m in the cave somewhere it’s very intense right now give me a second i have six minutes chat crazy you’re a whole ass [ __ ] no oh oh oh thank god i

I i i’m trying to be quiet yeah you’re not i know i understand i’m really sorry mom i love you i almost hit i almost hit the i had to jump in lava but it hit like the very minimal like pixel of the other one

Please no stop it please oh my god oh i’m gonna [ __ ] i’m gonna freak out i’m gonna freak out i’m gonna [ __ ] i’m gonna freak out i’m gonna freak out i can’t i literally can’t [ __ ] see brizzy you can do them in increments my guy you don’t have to do

It every five you can do like 10 20 100 000 i don’t [ __ ] care at this point oh great now i can’t [ __ ] run awesome that’s so sick i love it thanks grizzy really appreciate it man for real really really loving loving my friends today oh get [ __ ] yes

Get [ __ ] [ __ ] get [ __ ] great now i can’t [ __ ] eat for 10 minutes oh chrissy’s getting so close and my [ __ ] my heart is in my ass i should probably go back up all right chat john how many spins is that four five who else go ahead all right 20 minutes

Of no armor so it’s like cool all right so i’m just going to do this for like 20 more [ __ ] minutes awesome all right one more spin will me laughing pay off you got two more what that was four spins oh right i had five so i have two more

Now okay you’re right you’re right [Laughter] all right here we go oh yeah you can’t you won’t what where are you why no way there’s no [ __ ] way all right chat i just did a prediction to see if anyone could guess how many diamonds i’d get john

Well hold on because now grizzy’s in here being a [ __ ] asshat and he really no he really really wants me to burn these diamonds and i just got to the point i just got to the point where i can give him to you but now that i got these now i gotta

Now i gotta do the the spins that’s not fair i don’t know you ash no you spawn to give them to me first so you have to give them to me and then the next diamond you find you have to burn so you lose all your diamonds

Okay well i get to drop one in lava so that will at least satisfy him a little bit i’m sure i have to go punch a [ __ ] pigment i’m gonna freak the [ __ ] out the next two the next two [ __ ] diamonds that i have to [ __ ]

If i find i have to use stone pickaxes oh my god five punches from brie i give her my [ __ ] diamonds i can’t [ __ ] run i don’t have armor oh i just want i just want to hold them for a little bit longer while i have the chance i i had so much

Fun you know collecting these and then now the next two two diamond vines that i find veins find wall that i that i find i have to use don’t pick it peppa [Applause] goodbye my friends oh i’m so sad i had so many hey idiot

Come here oh you knew i was gonna hit him too he’s staring at you i did it no you [ __ ] that’s cheap i hit one get [ __ ] idiot i’m going back you can’t no i never said that i had to fight all of them dab oh no oh oh no

I can’t see i can’t see bring it back now billy in the chocolate factory i’m eating good everyone who thought i fell off also misunderstood i’m a drop top beamer baby i’m about to zoom i just had a good talk with your girl over zoom i don’t do much you know billy

Be just chilling i just took a nap and i got dressed for the evening yo yo yo real quick i just want to say