Avernon’s EPIC Tekkit 2 Build Reveal!

Sure hello everybody Welcome Back the Minecraft streams always do better than literally any of the other videos yeah that’s about right you got you got what you’re rumaging around 80 to 150 views going a rumage around in that [ __ ] can’t I’m out of the country [ __ ] loser going to go in the old

Fashion prison wallet oh no oh no whatever will I do oh that hoodie that’s right I remember that hoodie This Hood that’s weird I uh what’s it called I had a I had a dream we were what’s it called we were we were in Minecraft yeah

I know it was weird really weird you had a dream you were in Minecraft dude I feel like every time you know you go back into Minecraft like with your uh god with your friends and whatever yeah I was going to say what am I hearing hold

Literally that’s how he’s going to drink your piss he’s going to be Downing that [ __ ] in front of you he won’t even blink when he does it he doesn’t even blink when he does that [ __ ] I really know direct eye contact yeah literally I couldn’t even remember what

I was talking about oh everybody has that Minecraft dream when you like do like a Minecraft like addiction speedrun thing yeah oh the dream stuff yeah I got you that’s what the mask is remember be as big as dream but just dodge the allocations we’ll be fine God that was your

Lawyer I’m s oh dude I say that I say that all the [ __ ] time forgive me Daddy for I’ve sinned we were just talking about fathers over at a andd you know that sent a little I sent a little reaction image all right I need to find green

Wooden planks I’m just gonna oh okay I’m just gonna send the meme to Diego too open [ __ ] character in Garden Warfare 2 yeah I did I got the rock P oh yeah no actually that only thing I like rock is looking at looking at casual casual oh God no I

Can’t even I can’t even say it say without laughing casual what H I don’t think I’m going to tell him you give me a second no no give me a second what uh what’s it called hold on I’m trying to think of the word I know I’m trying to I’m trying to think

Of the word I just lost it I had it hold on it’s not called that it’s you got to dude no oh casual role play POV red and D wifey John says forgive me Daddy to meet yeah facts forgive me Daddy Ron [ __ ] God damn it live fun fact if

You type in the word daddy in chat you’ll get a special you’ll get a special title in chat if you do it no no no no no unfortunately no no it’s not un it’s true don’t fake news but it’s not fake we both know it’s real I forgot to pin this comment there

We go oh 500 the 500 five 500 Subs does it have to be byy next to you or UNF your boy at a Vernon un your boy what did you say red but does it like does it do they have to reach by next year like before next year happens or I

Don’t give a [ __ ] I think he means I think he means the just in general just in general it’s fine okay okay do you think that people would like it if I 1,000 Subs whoa It’s the TV this is actually oh and then what elseid oh [ __ ] and it works too what the

[ __ ] I’m guessing this is um the dining table yeah hell yeah I was telling Dy isn’t the living room and the kitchen the same for women I haven’t you mean the laundry room you mean the laundry room okay okay that’s what it was that makes sense sorry for AR says you know what

Aron says you know what un shoots your dog no un Hots your dog oh no un unsh shoots my dog I thought it said shoot is that an ATF joke Maybe okay I need to find green wood okay what do you mean by Green Wood like green wooden planks

Like I don’t know if there are any I’m sure there are well there are wood planks it’s called Birchwood you got this [ __ ] Red’s a [ __ ] Birch [ __ ] Birchwood mhm yeah it’s pretty true interesting oh you got you got one more Dark Matter John just letting you know

Awesome what a time to be alive do you need dark matter really I’m just I’m just harvesting the EMC and putting them all in one to just get them all the red matter yeah I have 21 Dart matter if you need it okay easy big dick I get

It you have a massive whopping [ __ ] all right I do it’s massive red it drags on the [ __ ] floor when I’m walking God she’s got limp in her step red I’m so sorry man why are you sorry she’s about to give you back problems that’s why like I said

Back nah stomach problems man he’s she’s GNA reorganize his whole inner system I’m gonna have breathing problems I don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about he going to she going make whole week but also my whole week so you know I got it I I got it

Funny right remember you got to you got to wear protection you don’t want to get pagers yeah yeah cuz we all know that if a man gets nutted in deep enough he will get pregnant no not just a man a s foot black man with a schlong the size of their leg Yeah

Red’s gay everyone just randomly this is new red lore if you don’t approve of it uh yep subscribe if you don’t approve of it subscribe if you don’t approve of it also subbe also subscribe yeah we are here subscribe to the only fans which red owns ohuh wait what red owns

A I own the fans who’s going to take who’s who’s going to take your photos no one want to see self they want to see whole body they want to see whole body pcks no no one wants to do that there’s a timer I mean I was about to say timer nah I’m

Professional you can even do like a timer for a video he’s all set yeah yeah I I’ll Back That Ass Up in red is all Mine WP WP do iy be like I lost my virginity can I have yours oh I hate that no you hate that you didn’t think of it no I hate it that’s a really good pickup line oh yeah how it work be like come here I got something else that can pick you

Up oh dear which one of you [ __ ] have wood which one of these [ __ ] have wood you have fo how much wood how much wood no I want wood but how much no I want wood but like how much do you need I need green wood I’m sorry I don’t

Have any Greenwood on me you’re useless I got I got dark oak wood I don’t need dark oak wood I need green wood is this green are you green h are you green no you’re pink no are you here are you happy are you there are you a boy are you a

Girl are you happy are you horny are you there a mountain black c 7 foot tall muscular Fooda tomboy werewolf mhm mhm I mean I think them being booy kind of like contradicts uh I know what kind of w John likes facts dudes wood I love when they send me all the nudes

Nudes four big guys and they bust on my eyes they in my ass just like apple pie if they keep [ __ ] me like this I might just die they [ __ ] my booty up like cry such a good song truly honestly I want ref ofation

Oh my bad you want wait them I I want that I I want that to be playing at my funeral you want a [ __ ] you want you want big men at your funeral I want that song playing as I’m Lord down into the ground that’s what I’m saying penis

Enlargement does no one have wood oh you have wood you’re the green guy yeah you have Willow Wood now imagine if he was the purple guy I need I can’t see purple you would not survive well in the I’m saying he juste you’re a kid what the [ __ ] is this a

Scoop oh unlik candles give them to me heaven I’m in heaven are you no you’re not right say susus right was saying sus big hairy balls bouncing on your face I’m sorry a dream come true if not for many oh yes there so many chickens oh there’s a TN cart and tracks and

Coal and a manual rolling machine oh oh do you have green wood oh you have white wood you have you have fun I’m going go sleep no yeah no going watch my daily Rock player and I’m going to go to bed what is up guys good night it’s Diego and he’s having a

Sleeping stream have a good night how I’m literally wearing a suit of armor how is this okay whatever what do I know you know man yeah sometimes come here you big black man back to the fields yo what up Anthony how was your guys’s day today

H uh not too bad you know uh work wasn’t terrible it was still a pain in the ass though oh well I mean it’s the holiday Season it’s not we just passed by it all it’s no longer Peak it’s still the holiday season because there’s still New Year’s yeah that’s true idiot okay I’m just saying if I’m not getting bet you feel so stupid right now season for me I do get a New Year’s Day off though

Okay yeah I don’t know oh wa they didn’t have any that’s right your day wasn’t bad Brian does anybody have green [ __ ] wood are you talking to villagers I was now I’m just talking to myself oh I’m sorry buddy I found this thing called a paddock sapling I wonder what it looks

Like oh yeah oh yeah ah okay okay all right yeah big old dicks okay there was the watch yep 253 you think at 3 we’re going to get another beep beep definitely 100% you guys are insane okay whatever you say John you’re literally the insane one this thing has

Been going off for God knows how long and you still haven’t found it he hasn’t looked but we’re insane listen I’m sure if we if we did a poll right now in the chat I’m sure they and yeah know they’d all agree with us that there is a sound that just goes

Off I have a limiter on they’re gonna say no just to like SPID us oh yeah 100% but we’re we’re not The Crazy Ones they are no we’re not crazy at all you guys but I am crazy for you though so she it’s so nice to hear

Guys you need to get uh yeah see they gaslighting you what facts it’s definitely not because there is a watch definitely in my [ __ ] room that beeps every now and again couldn’t be the reason why no yeah no 100% yep oh oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I just press godamn

It are you sleepy already no no no no I don’t know yes he is I I’m not sleeping [ __ ] [ __ ] fuing the third time that you yawn he’s trying to put on a brave face he’s like it’s just s Minecraft is just so relaxing you know what else is really relaxing [ __ ]

Torture I am okay I think I’ll stick to Minecraft you can do whatever you want John The Squeeze puts me at ease you know what I’m saying okay you just kicked me out of the [ __ ] that’s what you deserve that’s you deserve i’ probably do yeah yeah maybe a little bit more yeah

Probably dude my my Wi-Fi is doing that thing where it’s like it’s enough that I’m uploading and I’m fine but it’s also like I’m losing frames like dropped frames I wonder if I disconnect and reconnect to my Wi-Fi how [ __ ] that’ll be let me let me do that real quick

Okay can you guys hear me still I can still hear you no the run is scuffed no oh blaze powder I need blaze powder I need to find a wolf does anyone have an emerald I do have an emerald I have like three or two I can give it

Back to you I just need to oh oh yeah okay okay I’m taking it oh okay oh okay I’m glad you know where I put all my [ __ ] genuinely I I didn’t I just I saw the chest there and I just approached it but I’m bringing it back okay no it despawned oh

No right give me your [ __ ] [ __ ] oh Okay 100% it dropped It Okay okay now the stream should be fine no it’s still dropping frame oh that’s interesting on one side of my computer it’s telling me that I have impeccable Wi-Fi and the other side okay now it now it balanced out okay it’s fine now there you go

Yay I love it when my Wi-Fi does that and then doesn’t give me an actual viable reason why it’s [ __ ] oh yeah sorry yeah oh well there goes an Enderman kill it it’s raining my kill it thank You kill it kill it oh he’s like absolutely he’s just gone you guys let him get away in the rain what you want what you want me to do genuinely catch it the [ __ ] bet you feel super stupid right about now huh no actually I kind of do little [ __ ] little zany

Little damn they keep dropping [ __ ] swords like crazy oh yeah all these gold gold swords man oh damn [ __ ] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 seven and one of them is Enchanted ah both Unbreaking and fire aspect mhm okay it’s going right in the [ __ ] condenser all right I need

Like do you guys want 19 unlit candles what color are they White maybe okay I don’t I don’t know how to take that maybe do you want yeah I I I’ll take the candles why not okay I can’t put them in the condenser or anything so oh okay all right yeah if

You could just leave them in my chest that would be great I don’t know where that is in the shack I don’t know where that is okay well it sounds like a actually give me leather [ __ ] you need leather yeah I’m making Ender pouches for everybody hell yeah so that way we can

You know sure items and maybe porn I don’t I don’t know wherever the night takes us you know I’m just letting you know right now I think Dy needs a minute from porn no from from I think she has to go take care of Willow or something oh I got you yeah yeah

Yeah you can never be done with porn oh wait she just texted me she says that it might take a while classic yeah I mean babies can be needy and loud that’s why Asia calls me her her little baby but that’s because she breastfeeds me I was about to say yeah know was

Because you want to sucker yeah I’m trying to suck the nipple off you know you know what I’m saying oh treated like it’s like um like um what are they called I forget a ring pop what they’re called I guess that I wasn’t thinking about that though I’m thinking of um

Ah I I can’t remember the name of it and I don’t want to describe it cuz I’m a little embarrassed but what are it called hold on I’m I’m I have to look this up uh oh that’s why you have to shake them cuz they’re milk shakes almost forgot about that one mhm

One two three all right gang pasties that’s what they’re called I don’t know what the [ __ ] you’re talking about okay like no [ __ ] clue what you’re talking about pasties yeah pasties it’s basically like um I don’t know how well I should describe it’s basically when um they

Wear like the patch over their nip just so then you don’t you know have a nip slip yeah those are called pasties yeah yeah trying to suck it off as if she has one on so this one’s for you oh thank you uh this one’s for

Dwighty mhm you just picked up both of them it’s okay it’s okay I’ll just give it to her it’s fine she’s like on the staircase so it’s I don’t think it’s going to go in her inventory there you go there you go she got it yeah yeah

Yeah yeah nice ni oh wait oh now I can put it inside the Ender pouch the candles so you can set the mood red oh oh thank you thank you yeah no 100% 100% mhm that’s why they that’s why they call me the wingman oh oh thank you thank you so

Much they call me that because of my affiliation with 911 no jum you can’t keep J you as a Creator have to be held responsible you can’t keep say this type of [ __ ] why not I don’t know something about snowflakes okay well they can cry about

It I don’t know I don’t know who’d be offended by that everybody that got hit by the plane [ __ ] died so maybe the people who got affected by it I’m pretty sure they’re dead too you’re so [ __ ] bad John how’s that bad to be fair I’m only like half

Listening cuz I’m I’m trying to I’m doing something since when were 9/11 jokes not allowed anymore I don’t know it’s too soon we woke up and was like we can’t be saying that anymore because that’s not appropriate mhm H Chad pill fact the masculine urge to make a bomb

Joke when you get on your plane God anyway how was your day John work is annoying as [ __ ] makes sense were you working the bar or no it’s my first time actually being a server again like three weeks yeah yeah must that must have been fun no people are so mentally and chemically

Imbalanced that it’s annoying just having to be around them ah okay yeah no I hear you I used to do the same thing when I now I’m on one of those wacky lists I’m on a nolight list just because I’m so fly oh John you know so uh at work today

I I came up with um kind of like quote unquote pickup lines but they’re like Leal League uh inspired or not lethal League lethal company inspired I’m glad you fixed yourself yeah that made me proud yeah lethal company inspired and um I don’t know like did you want to

Hear it um I would love to hear them okay um [ __ ] all right now that I’m sorry um what the hell is his name Bracken you know mhm it’d be calling me the Bracken way come out of nowhere oh yeah good bad yes no maybe so I don’t

Know your silence is it’s hurting me now I don’t want to talk anymore no keep going I would love to hear more I would love to hear more no no no I I I actually need to hear more no I’m sorry maybe maybe after the Stream

What if I told you that was the only one I came up with no no I don’t believe that hey I think I came up with like maybe well there was another iteration for the Bracken mhm it was like um [ __ ] be calling me Bracken the way I take him from

Behind that one I like that I like that one that one that one was better that one was better okay okay you know what I’m glad you approve oh Anthony wants you to tell them one but with with the worm oh actually that was the other one that I actually thought of

Um what was it um I call my girl the worm the way she swallows me home huh yeah no that was a good one yeah yeah yeah yeah no I thought so too that’s a good one that’s a good one yeah yeah yeah you should tell Dy all of

These I’m sure dwi’s listening honestly you know she just can’t talk cuz she has to push just push me and then just touch me I get my satisfaction yeah I don’t I don’t know why you start well you know what I’m glad you started off with the weakest

One and then it it did get better it did get better that one I thought to myself was the funniest one the first one yeah oh the way I come out of nowhere I don’t know well they come from the vents but you know yeah but like

Every time you see them you’re like where the [ __ ] did you come from uh okay now one about the thing that takes your items the loot bug oh the loot bug [ __ ] that’s the thing I I thought of all these like at work if you give me a minute I might

Come up with I don’t know how I could like how I can actually use the hoarding bugs they call me the hoarding bug the way I take them back to my place oh I was about to say uh ah no that’s not I now okay I have an idea but now I

Have to figure out a way to like word it wait I can put it in the Ender pouch there I have a little gift in the Ender pouch for you guys don’t don’t spend it all in one place cuz it’s one it’s one block so it’s like no h Huh I’m sorry I’m

Distracted I found white wood mhm is there a Red Wood like red uh I’m I think there might I think there is there might be come here [ __ ] Enderman be like I’m tall black and I take things oh they actually do be taking a lot of things though I don’t know why No I can’t say that I’m just imagining the [ __ ] the guy that like wears the Joker makeup on Omega well rest in peace omegal honestly omegal doesn’t exist anymore no they shut that [ __ ] down U that sucks my man literally came out of prison back to

About to do his dirty work and then they yeah they do that to my boy stuff would you like to sleep with me red I’d like to sleep in my own bed that you didn’t answer the question though I would like to sleep at the same time as you John thanks

Man what I can only sleep at night it’s already morning my guy how the [ __ ] what that doesn’t make sense yes it does nobody else slept so why because no time naturally just progressed you went to bed near Daybreak oh really oh dude I thought it was I thought it was sunset

Okay so isn’t Squidward’s boat red and white oh Squidward’s boat I didn’t even know that he had a bone for the cashier register the cash register oh [ __ ] um I thought it was just what do you know I always I always I always imagined it as like a hub for

Some reason you never watch SpongeBob yeah no I didn’t watch it as like religiously as you did so you’re asking like the worst person right now okay so actually should I get two stacks of red and then maybe three stacks of white and then I’ll use a stone cutter on it yeah

Yeah chrusty crab jeez John dude okay uhuh I I uh I had a soda earlier today uhhuh and uh cuz at work like they like you can buy them and you know what I got I [ __ ] got um squirt let me tell you I’ve I I miss that like I miss that flavor

Genuinely you missed squirting I got squirt squirt you got what he likes to squirt how far do you squirt usually I’m not the one who likes the squir uh no no hero have you seen that one Twitter thing where it was like uh um Can women squirt out of their

[ __ ] or or did this [ __ ] really just [ __ ] in my bed damn do wife he said three Ines take it or leave it damn damn how that’s how far that oh oh okay I thought she was saying that for me that I a squir 3 in I was going to

Search for something and I [ __ ] oh the Twitter es squirt thing I’m not looking up how far you can squirt dude um what what what I bet you feel so stupid right about now I’m just say [ __ ] simpleton you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dooky head and you

[ __ ] yeah listen the only dooky head around here is you is you [ __ ] doooo head yeah not so funny anymore is it Dy head I know right un ironically love squirt yeah I know dude it’s actually [ __ ] good I love the like squirt I think like I think it’s just

Because when I uh was growing up as a snack like as like a four-year-old my people only if DWI would let me anyway um uh as I was saying uh they would give me a like a whole ass grapefruit cut in half and then um like pour honey on that

[ __ ] and then I’d spoon it and eat it and that [ __ ] was good oh damn there’s a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Smite five smack two smack wait huh I what the oh damn what do you what do you got you got a com or something yeah hell yeah and there’s a

Music disc I’m not picking it up and I got watermelon seeds dude there’s a [ __ ] dungeon like right here oh [ __ ] wait I can put it in the Ender Chest you enjoy that uh wonder if I can put on the Dark Matter sword actually no probably

Not okay I put them in the in the thing for you ah okay if you’d like them I know you would yeah of course okay okay you seem like that kind of guy so what type of guy what what type of guy no I didn’t say nothing yeah you’re not answering my

Question John what type of guy am I evil oh okay I’m sorry [ __ ] I just put the gunpowder in the [ __ ] condenser son of a [ __ ] all right baby wait okay never mind John where are you put in your like uh diamonds and stuff um I’m fashioning them into a butt

Plug and shoving them all oh my ass don’t you dare say oh okay I thought you were about to say my ass ever heard of a dragon that um they’re in my big chest like pretty much everything is in this big oh yeah more [ __ ] to shove up my

[ __ ] um 23 of them [ __ ] God damn how many can you fit up there 34 [ __ ] that’s that’s impressive you can check that at rule 34 of Vernon heck imagine 3 um what was I doing ah I was going to make a good oldfashioned bomb must Oh I thought you making a

Musket cuz you mentioned black powder whoa or did mean gun you can’t say that you can’t say that that’s so inappropriate I’m sorry John they said gunpowder you know trying to get more viewers yeah all right uh what am I thinking about oh yeah no I think I have

Some left over if you want this guy be like africanamerican powder well I just said black powder who don’t say it like that Jesus [ __ ] you John did you want the black powder said would you would you like the gunpowder yes or no I don’t need it you don’t need

It I don’t I got it right here I don’t need it got it right here I’ve got it right here it’s right here it’s right here see right sitting right next to the DI armor armor it’s here yeah I know Ebony powder facts that’s a pretty good [Laughter]

One never thought of it like that [ __ ] red be black powder [ __ ] racist if Diego was here he’d be egging he’d be like yeah 100% this is true red lore accurate yeah like no no no got to eat some mushroom stew now hold on I got some mushroom stew for you all right

Gross it’s not what you were saying last night o I’m sorry when did I come over last night traa that was in at night you know who’s to say right red why is there a horse in the nether he’s my friend he’s just chilling bro he is he’s literally just

Vibing like he’s not even moving he’s just there yeah what a guy right yeah God damn it I [ __ ] double clicked read the type of guy to’ be like oh Fiddlesticks I’m the type of guy that goes holy moly when they see something surprising great googly moogly I’d be going

Yaowa the type of guy to see titties and be like bongas I’d be going holy moly no no my eyes are no longer virgins No oh [ __ ] read the type of guy to on virgin olive oil with um rap SE oil yeah and mix those two together it sounded like you said something else yeah I was that sounded like you said something else it really did I was not GNA say anything though

Because I thought I was the only one that sounded like you said not grape seed oil for a second I was like wow he straight up just went for it and then I was like no Red’s not that type of guy he’s just an innocent little baby boy yeah know the grape seed

Oil hate don’t stop saying it what okay all right it doesn’t sound like you’re saying grape seed oil I didn’t hear you say the g either yeah but I’m me oh okay okay the grape guy huh yeah red loves graping people okay well now you’re taking it too far

No that’s when you throw grapes at people uhhuh red z type of guy I would let red throw grapes at me Red’s the type of guy to buy uh strawberry and grape jelly I think I’m more of a jam guy if I’m going to be completely Fair that’s so [ __ ] wrong of

You what’s wrong with Jam I’m going to jam my [ __ ] [ __ ] in your mouth okay that’s what’s wrong with [ __ ] Jam yeah okay yeah not so funny anymore is it thought I’m a dam guy actually oh you probably like [ __ ] marmalade you [ __ ] basic [ __ ] I’ve never had what the [ __ ] is

Marmalade no you’ve had marmalade before I’m sure I have but I don’t know it what’s up Bri hi how’s it going I just came back and hear something about throwing grapes bro yeah yeah it’s a grape fight throws grapes at homeless people what yeah super wrong right yes I

Don’t know why I’m being put into the [ __ ] the I mean you’re the one that threw grapes at homeless people so I’m no listen first of all it was th degre Feed the Homeless yeah have you ever seen that that Daniel Tosh skit where he’s like I have started my

Own charity and it’s called Uh for breezing the homeless what and he’s like but it’s not what you think it’s not what you think and uh he’s like uh it’s when I go around and I uh for Breeze the homeless and he’s like oh it’s exactly

What you guys thought and he’s like now think about it I’m I’m helping helping these guys out you know mhm who you going to hire the guy that smells like the [ __ ] streets or the guy that smells likeing clean bed sheets yeah right I I I came up with a

Better slogan I think yeah well you also [ __ ] throw grapes at homeless people so what kind of guy is that the type that get you know has great marketing skills your honor they clearly ate grapes after I threw them yeah but super [ __ ] up of you red like it’s very wrong

Okay I’ll take the L on this one it’s like a fetish at this point oh yeah what what the [ __ ] it’s okay red it’s okay red okay okay yeah no you know what it’s fine I’m the punching bag of the channel I I I take you on the chin you

Know oh that’s not the only thing you’re going to be taking on the okay John I’m just letting you know I’m a biter yeah I’m into that [ __ ] so B away [ __ ] Chomp away I’m just saying your two centimeter defeater will be gone at I want you to treat it like a jawbreaker

Who dude I I [ __ ] saw a meme on IUN earlier and it was um you know just like average you know um endownment throughout like you know the the world and there was a um a tally at the 7 in mark and it says I fun um flaccid and

Then it goes down to like half an inch which is hard facts yeah yeah so we shrink yeah truly it’s it’s like um what am I thinking about it’s like a spring lock you know I don’t know [ __ ] walls no oh dear I like the OG brand better OG brand

The chat says what’s your favorite root beer brand oh oh I actually it in the trash yeah root Beer’s awful I was about to say like if I had to choose one it would be um the stuff that they have at Culver’s I don’t know

The only root beer that I would drink is after AER digests it oh stop I would one that tastes like [ __ ] toothpaste is it is it like mugs or something I don’t it’s either yeah mug straight up [ __ ] are you a mug man no I like the OG better Red’s the

Red’s the type of guy to bring [ __ ] root beer to the function no what the [ __ ] John you know I always bring your [ __ ] Mountain new yeah but that’s because I asked you okay you think if I had free rain I’d bring [ __ ] mug

Yeah no you see Dr Pepper at most I love Dr Pepper I like Dr Pepper I know you don’t I I i’ bring that [ __ ] for me bring Mountain Dew for you and then for everyone else probably like uh [ __ ] Sprite and Coke red did someone say

Docky Peppe docky peppy Dr Pepper right now oh [ __ ] actually I have a me I’m drinking a nice cold bottle of Mountain Dew which just chroma out oh man I missed the days when we were drinking [ __ ] um Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 at the bottle what a time to be alive yeahh

Thank you thank you John are you [ __ ] just showing off your skills or like what the [ __ ] are you doing I’m trying to impress you red it’s like a mating ritual for me well uh do it on Asia and see if she likes it she doesn’t she’s a hard to she’s hard to

Please I guess she’s like stop you’re drooling on me you’re making it worse you’re honestly awful John thank you man I appreciate it I’m just trying to fish in peace and you know just chill no wal peace was never let me D in peace mhm

That was for you good for you John that was for you thank you stung my nostrils actually a little bit Butch I’m sorry buddy but for you baby boo the world uh I’m sorry Anthony damn yeah and aware that he was such a big ruper fan mm aw is also not that bad

I’m more of an alcoholic myself so yeah R you like you like alcohol right occasionally there’s a type of alcohol that I despise because of a terrible terrible stream other than that yeah know I I’m an I’m I partake in the drink occasionally why do you ask uh I’m just passing the time

Hey all right red be like all right shoot classic red if the the alcohol that I’m drinking isn’t in the bluey sippy cup I don’t want it damn fact big facts for real small tax big facts oh oh no show me perfect let’s take a peek oh no put that in the [Laughter]

NSFW God that is wow wow that is flattering mhm that pumpkin be like I’m ready to settle down got yet all right I need wood what wood is it I know there’s a green [ __ ] wood dude banana wood the [ __ ] is banana wood what the [ __ ] was that a video or was

That no some person um I I forgot you can can hear my uh Discord oh I need green Heartwood oh okay someone was trying to personate Mario oh there’s Woods that are fireproof I’ve never seen an a more um what’s the word yeah I guess enticing pumpkin in my life what pumpkin did I carve this year do you remember I do remember it was the her actually oh that’s right if my keys are

Not in my ignition I don’t want shots for real God gives his drunkest drivers his most oblivious pedestrians MH okay I got to go searching for a village to pillage oh what yo there are oh me Aries oh oh [ __ ] dude they have [ __ ] dispensers on their [ __ ] what there’s [ __ ]

Skellingtons and they’re wearing pirate uniforms oh [ __ ] it’s kind of cool they like little Pirates I’m about to kill the captain no this parrot’s still alive oh it’s just whistled at me I got some gold nuggets some raw salmon oh yeah more nuggets bones apples um what whole bunch of fire charges in

Here mhm dude it’s like a full fully functional pirate ship I’m taking this give me this [ __ ] wait how do I take it can I take it yes there’s an iron sword in here some some more bones more apples I like to eats eats eats and banan good for you

John the type of guy to clap the end of a movie I’m the type of guy that stand up after the flat is ended and then clap yeah R to type a guy to stand up after a flight go I’m about to bomb this thank you John thank you for

Painting me as a terrorist dude there’s so I don’t know why there’s water in here but there’s like a bunch of bunk beds in here I have to bring back one of these for you guys oh yeah just like a fully functional pirate ship come on give it to me

Baby is that that’s squid it’s like little pirate ship banners and stuff oh okay okay youd like him you like them I’m sure I would mhm okay well I’m I’m going to put them in the Ender Chest so you can take a look at them well they do have EMC

Too they’re like legit pirate flags oh okay but as a banner all right all right bro head to bed oh have a good night Anthony thanks for coming in thanks yeah thanks for joining dude it’s always a pleasure to talk to youall or talk to you red be like I’m a

Human I would I would fail capture way what what oh you’re not over here whaty does this look weird wait where are you yes wait are you done here or is she AFK uh she might be AFK I don’t know her neck is like all the way

Around where are you oh you’re in your M shaft yeah in my long M shaft uh what’s up you got to come over here all right get just give me a moment you’re going to you’re you’re [ __ ] lose it mhm I might have to fix my character’s um

Skin oh yeah how come it’s a little I don’t know man some about I just don’t like anyway uh I’ll be there soonn I’m just waiting outside your M shaft M but shaft you fuing you know you should really have interdiction torches right by your [ __ ] n it’s

Fine it’s all right I just put some up can’t have you dying on the Job all right what do you have to show me okay all right get ready pirate this dumbass it’s a little big for me I know no no oh no it’s pretty good right it is plus one armor but ah I mean it’s worth it though no easly one of the best things

I’ve ever owned in my entire [ __ ] life okay also I think do I he just left the chat or the oh no that was Bri okay oh okay interesting thanks for joining the call BR thank you Bry what a guy yeah that guy Bri Enchanted it’s that guy you ever watch br’s

Videos I know that he has them I just uh you know he’s got like 4,000 Subs right yeah no I I remember that part and I was like damn because he played his um Friday night funkin Friday night funkin that’s the name is that is that what it is yeah Friday Fray night

Funkin [ __ ] that was the wrong here we go so how’s the Crusty Crab coming along huh dude I haven’t even been able to start on it because there’s no [ __ ] green wood does it have to be wood I need it to be green wood okay it has to be for

It to be an authentic crusty crab um wood planks so there’s um there is a green wood but I need to find it there’s also Citrus Citrus wood plank I need a dark gray or dark green it’s the green heart oh the green heart would PLS mhm you get it from greenart

Wood green Heart Wood thank you so much thank you so [ __ ] much I I’m trying to [ __ ] figure out where they find said green Heartwood I have to find a villager that has it I mean there is a specific biome that does but yeah yeah yeah Big Stretch Big

Stretch can’t believe you just said that no sometimes red you surprise me mhm ooh what is this sea lanterns mhm I didn’t pick it up I need self touch or some [ __ ] oh red can you come sleep yeah yeah yeah give me give me one

Moment I was just uh looking at the meme that you sent classic classic red yeah get distracted by memes and all that don’t we all how do you not do do we need pumpkins at all or or no oh [ __ ] pumpkins uh I don’t know it’s too late I flip past it my

Eyes wakey wakey rise and Shine read the type of person be like wakey waky eggs and baky I actually kind of am though not all the time but um you know but most of the time read the type of guy to do breakfast in bed yeah no I think so uh that’s not village where are You you know what do I Fe that fair fair is fair what no no no no it’s fine it’s okay can’t say that [ __ ] on stream and just be like n it’s fine no but it is fine it’s okay oh [ __ ] accidentally she was just she was

Basically just throwing [ __ ] at me it’s literally pompe What the fu oh there’s literally a volcano on top of the [ __ ] Village h i don’t want [ __ ] mahogany silver lime got some more unlit candles for you guys so you can set the mood oh yeah 100% h H h oh there goes the at 3:53 wow are we going to hear it again at 4:53 maybe I don’t know oh [ __ ] they’re oh I can’t save you oh love those videos what videos x videos Fooda videos sure John no Arona said that oh boy uh I think most of it stopped

Right oh well their house is scattered on fire probably if you uh you half red then get no context I only see those two comments Earth all three now you okay red yeah no no no I’m I’m fine I’m just uh I don’t know I’m just looking at IUN this dude

What okay I’m sorry that it’s either I’m on IUN or I’m fishing which one would you rather have me do mine sound like we’re okay oh you want me to go back to the mines no like they used to send like kids back in like the SE like do you

Have diamond or uh a dark matter pickaxe me no I’m not the one who’s making Dark Matter I’ve never played a part in making that that’s all you just plenty of it three Dark Matter two diamonds that’s great job you were watching Sovereign citizens get arrested when did you say

That when did you say that you were going to watch Sovereign citizens get arrested uh Sovereign citizens are actually [ __ ] annoying as [ __ ] though oh yeah of course they are they think that they I’m not driving my vehicle I’m traveling yeah in a vehicle to which you are operating no I’m

Traveling they literally be no the [ __ ] you mean n earlier but half my stuff never goes through I was about to say cuz I was like I I didn’t see that [ __ ] no my things never go through what the hell baby now I can mine even faster easy easy 100% like Red’s

Mom thanks John thank for reminding about that you’re welcome I just felt like you would have forgotten if I didn’t say anything so uh you know what I think I would have died happily knowing that you didn’t do my mom oh this isn’t a car it’s an automobile oldest trick in the

Book no it’s a motorized vehicle automobile no I’m sorry sir this is actually a locomotive is this thing safe what did you just make a bomb then they get their window destroyed and dragged out for real what is this what is this what is this isn’t the right wood

But would by golly could it work well what is it ebony wood I’ll take 30 ebony H how do you spell Ebony eony and I for welcome trying to find a way to my mic picking up Discord sound for some reason yeah I need to fix that somehow I don’t know no you’re fine dude it be like that sometimes yeah I actually get annoyed that Red’s

Mic doesn’t pick up when he’s you know jacking off on calls so oh John you know I have to pay for Nitro for you to hear that [ __ ] come on oh oh you hear that Dy just a simple Nitro what the [ __ ] is an invar plate yeah the [ __ ] is that for sure

It’s for making fluid or yeah fluid fueled boiler Firebox mhm High Press boiler tank or a low pressure boiler tank I don’t think we need that there’s a bed cart red what there’s a bed cart mhm I heard you bed cart bed cart M oh yeah sleeping on the ride nice

Buckle up it’s a bumpy ride You Must Be This Tall right but not too tall because your head will get locked off ah okay okay oh yeah I got to do quest for XP X XP yeah XP in my mouth you know what I’m saying

Oh oh [ __ ] wait no you mean red PE in your mouth what whoa there’s a reason they call me the Ural let say John might like it a little bit too much good God chocolate rain but it’s polish rain you must be at least 4 feet tall to be a fboy cat

Made wait huh huh marus are you into Fanboy cat Maids are you into no judgment here of course you don’t even trade with people you [ __ ] pie die die damn stupid villager imagine being a villager that doesn’t trade mhm MH [ __ ] basic [ __ ] why did all these villagers want [ __ ] white wool he

No they know that white is Superior Color I can say that as somebody that’s brown oh you don’t trade either mods ban this guy mods back is beep no and here thought I was safe here you never with the John around no way yeah with a Vernon no way oh

Yeah about to tear that ass up like I’m Taco Bell thank you John y Tango gordito perti it’s like nothing over here what are you building down here me I’m just I’m just reping this what is this thing I’m just replacing all the um

The ore and the F making it P Stone not really building being more aesthetic he’s cleaning I mean yeah like temples what just happened to me oh [ __ ] mining fatigue oh yeah no you you’re you’re approaching a guardian honestly you should get the hell out of there I have

A I have a life Stone oh well you found the underwater temp what do I do here pray here or no you got to beat the boss yeah got beat that boss what about that dog mhm what do I get anything useful or did I win oh you get it

Disappointment I think that’s literally what I just got cuz I don’t think it dropped anything or are there multiple all you get was L killing squids it is there like a chest or something I’m supposed to grab or is it like no I mean I think you might get

Some shards or something that helps you build a be or wait no no you get that from so to say you don’t even get Dam I for what you do with the shards I know it’s something special um you sharded thank you no problem man the boss didn’t even drop one though

The big dude yeah so nothing yeah do I just did I do something else or is that it that’s it that was it that was it that’s the [ __ ] that’s the [ __ ] Temple this what [ __ ] ma was [ __ ] working on I mean you have life Stone and then

Other [ __ ] oh there’s another big dude you drop anything four pieces of the pzz it dropped a prismarine crystal that’s what that’s yeah uh you can use that Crystal to make something that’s so specific yeah and that’s um oh simple all five pieces of P Exodia mhm

Right that that was a Yu-Gi-Oh reference right yeah yeah I love that show uh growing up hell yeah yeah but playing the card game itself actually it’s a little confusing I I have master I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my dick that’s not how it works you can’t

Play a trap card after you how it does I got Dino nuggies with hot sauce that sounds like fire actually that sounds so good right now ah fire cuz it’s hot sauce I get it I get it that’s funny no John sometimes it takes

A lot to you know come up with all this comedy gold MH a lot of stupidity as Brian Cranston want said true comedy is saying something that no that everybody else is thinking I think he said that on a on an interview forget what it was mhm love that dude

Ryan cranon is actually really [ __ ] cool Ryan cranon is literally daddy Ryan cranon is the cool uncle that everybody always wanted but instead they get um touched by their Uncle instead whoa um okay yeah too far yeah thanks John any thought I went far with the grape seed M

Yeah but you said you the W I said I I know I stumbled over it because I I I don’t like making that joke what are you eating me nothing me nothing who’s eating some it sounds like somebody’s eating a Cheeto puff I am are you right yeah

It sounded like somebody was trying to eat a Cheeto puff like super quiet yeah it’s hard you know what else is hard [Laughter] me oh my God my [ __ ] nostrils burned oh yeah mhm A Whole New World we must stay focused Brothers we must stay focused dude trying to find a good brand

Of Dino nuggies in America is so [ __ ] hard right now I mean like like you you have to get Tyson you have to get tyon there’s the only one because like um the other ones I’ve tried them mhm they’re all awful yeah no you they literally come

Out like cardboard they own a monopoly when it comes to dino like is Tyson Monopoly I know Monopoly what I got kicked oh you left the game why am I getting kicked dude I don’t know this is actual [ __ ] racism oh almost fell my death sounds like to me you can’t handle the

Game the game can’t handle me stupid game don’t they know don’t they no don’t they know who I am damn this [ __ ] is [ __ ] one prismarine is worth 1,000 EMC yeah mhm why cuz it’s special it’s like a like a Nether Star when a Wither drops it well

No prismarine blocks I was just using the destruction Catalyst just all over the place and I guess it was worth a lot M some more candles for you guys in there thank you where exactly are you leaving these candles in the Ender Chest which or Ender pouch oh pouch okay yeah

I was about to say cuz I haven’t seen you drop anywhere at all yet it’s okay I know when I’m not wanted classic red red be like I’m red wow that was actually really accurate I do really go I’m red literally just the other day you were saying that yeah I know wacky

What a time to be alive wow how’s the uh how’s the Crusty Crab coming along I [ __ ] I haven’t even been able to get the [ __ ] green [ __ ] wood I thought you found an alternative to the green wood it’s not dark enough oh okay that’s what she said

Yeah facts D which green wood are you trying to get I’m trying to get green Heart Wood it’s like a super dark wooden plank thing is the Willow Wood not dark enough what does a Willow Wood look like thank you John you’re welcome man no no I need it darker than that yeah

Willow but I’m here right now just sitting in a clone mhm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum right right clanic h You ever remember backyard agains I do remember the backyard against I remember treasure digging for treasure treasure treasure di for Treasure Austin dude Austin was a [ __ ] G Honestly though Austin [ __ ] I’m sure you know I’m sure he did my name’s uni what shut up [ __ ] I’m here for

Austin I think the hippo’s name was Asha I don’t know something terrible female roles not enough Austin not enough Austin for real honestly I feel like Austin kind of did get shaft what oh yeah how not not like that my Fe no I’m just saying I felt like I saw way more

Episodes with all the other characters except for Austin no 100% yeah cuz Austin moved over to them ah okay I just walked in and this villager is literally railing the other villager I’m not even [ __ ] kidding check the stream now yo now they’re trying to play it off I definitely just saw them

[ __ ] each other on this [ __ ] chest all right now now I’m watching The Stream I got to see this I literally walked in and it’s me and red as villagers understandable have a nice day it’s probably super latent but yeah know I’m waiting I can wait I’m a patient man

John I put more tracks in the thingy for you did you you thank you did I was about to say I I need to make more I like how whenever someone is using it it opens even if you’re not for Real I don’t know why OBS thinks I have no Wi-Fi or like just shitty Wi-Fi it’s trying to prevent us from unlocking the bowette possibilities there just no [ __ ] doors right there I’m I’m genuinely serious though if you don’t like at least have like an O F and don’t post at

Least one this guy’s trying to whack it to me dress as [ __ ] boun you hear this [ __ ] [ __ ] Dy you hear this [ __ ] no I’m just saying you could capitalize damn dwi’s in on it dy I just saw this stream [Laughter] yeah I thought you were like over

Exaggerating a little bit no they’re literally [ __ ] on the chest over there was absolutely [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her that villagey your face dude I mean you can’t just walk in open up the door and just see two villagers [ __ ] and then they just immediately

Stop [ __ ] the moment you get in there like you can’t looked at you I got to rewind it I got to catch this moment War more time the village just was too much oh oh that’s perfect [ __ ] villagers man they’re using those emeralds like butt plugs I feel like that would be

Painful it depends how big the emeralds are most emeralds aren’t that big you know I mean there’s that one giant Emerald but they’re still like designed weird I feel like that would hurt you know once you get past the girth you know and the bleeding it’s not that bad

What do you mean the bleeding you use you use the blood like Lube it’s like you know when you hear the disapproval in someone’s voice yeah yeah I hear that a little too often you know maybe it’s what are you are you what I’m looking

For the green heart no it’s not son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s going to be a full ass [ __ ] episode of me looking for wood and not even touching the [ __ ] crusty crab touching the Crusty Crab you say going to [ __ ] touch you right going to touch you all over thank you

Going to [ __ ] empty you it’s not your job anymore anymore you hear that W I had him first you were demoted damn you were replaced I was promoted yippe oh you’re so Cute I completely forgot what’s up I’m how’s it going and that’s the last we heard of him where the [ __ ] is all the [ __ ] Greenwood green heart I need the green Heart Wood dude just a little green heart wood this is yeah nothing wrong with green heart yeah I found a

Cherry tree mhm ah look but it’s a wild cherry tree oh that’s special mhm you’re special I think would agree oh [ __ ] idiot you silly [ __ ] monkey all right now now I’m just being bullied it’s not fun in a way you you deserve it hey D uh do you want to

Sleep with me perhaps yes Free bottles huh huh oh oh no I can already yeah [ __ ] I’m into that did she punch you before you went to sleep mhm that’s the only thing I could think of maybe maybe that’s how you get a good night’s sleep yeah just the same man knocking you

Out the Sandman no Asia knocks me out oh yeah mhm she go like why is this dinner cold sounded like you busted Bri it really did honestly that that’s what happens when Asia beats me usually I nut on contact that’s really cool John I’m really glad that you shared that it’s

Like my my superpower really good yeah if somebody ever mugs me or something and then they they touch me it’s all over for them cuz I’ll I’ll pull my pants down and just right in their face right in their eyes oh wow oh wow that’s why you got to you got to eat

Enough Hot Cheetos that it becomes spicy and then it’s like a like a viscous pepper pepper spray no John come on dude yeah come on man red Red’s like no no okay the ah that didn’t sound very disapproving I put cacti in the chest or

The Ender pouch oh yeah you guys I know you guys love cacti thanks bro how’ you know this was I don’t know no here I’m going to leave you some dark oak pollen in the oh my goodness I thought you were going to do a DN joke

Oh that’s what I thought you were going do said that sorry I failed to meet expectations I’ll do better oh dude I swear to [ __ ] God I am 3,000 blocks away from you guys if I don’t find a goddamn [ __ ] tree a tree well that’s the thing you’ve never even

Seen what about this type of word I’m going to type it because I don’t know how to [ __ ] say that [ __ ] I found a temple nice there behind bow Bob n it’s got to be darker than that yeah like green green Heartwood would work perfectly mhm yeah oh I’m just letting you know

That green heart is lighter than that is it yes it’s my life a lie wait I can spell I can spell I can do this no green heart is more green it’s lighter no B the planks of this [ __ ] is darker and more green am I search in the right

Thing no it’s lighter it’s less green okay fam am I color blind no you’re probably right I got a little bit of autism so what the [ __ ] there’s Ash like from Pokemon Ash ketchup Pokemon Ash ketchup red likes Pokemon I’m a really big fan honestly name five of their albums name

Fake fan fake fan to be the very best no one ever was Andain travel across the land searching poor Pokemon pokeon Pokemon the Pok pokon gota catch Pokemon I know it’s my P Pokemon poke Pokemon you got it John thanks man you got it easy dubs Big Easy Big Easy Like that’s what I call Red’s mom dang it John not my mom the way I be sucking on them titties call her our mom mhm Mhm I don’t want [ __ ] jungle trees Dude Looks like [ __ ] Lion King over here Pokemon poke Pokemon yeah that’s Red’s favorite manga it’s Pokemon manga there’s a manga for it manga I know there is but it’s like it doesn’t even it’s completely different from like the anime MH that’s true oh I found the what I’ve been looking for oh yeah must be nice what have you been looking for

The cocoa bolo ones the red ones oh [ __ ] hell yeah uhoh uh oh oh yeah oh oh you found a desert temple I earlier what we saying uh oh for nothing no particular reason no okay particular reason no particular reason Y Pokemon good one John thanks

Man you know what you should go to uh America’s Got Talent and sing that I’m sure they’ll give you the golden buzzer cuz you know you’re autistic yeah that is so I’ll give him that Saab story yeah I just I love Pokemon can you name five Pokemon John Pikachu Eevee Vaporeon Jigglypuff jig

Squirtle low py Jinx Pokemon don’t like the Pokemon Pokemon I remember when Jinx actually was racist yeah all right I’m 5,000 blocks away and I still can’t find this God forsaken [ __ ] tree let alone another [ __ ] Village well I found another [ __ ] volcano congratulations thanks man all right well I’m just going to head back to

Back to life oh [ __ ] um yeah to the West it hadn’t been forgotten I Joe I’ve been married a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come from K I don’t know lyrics I only know the Crazy Frog uh Crazy Frog version I found another

Temple boom boom boom boom I want you in my room spend the night together from now until Forever on a double boom double boom spend this night together together in my Room TWY red wants a double boom if you know what I’m saying oh God remember when you guys were making fun of me for being too horny and all that and like you should be talking well you genuinely are though and B but now because you guys are all lovey

D you think it’s okay huh yeah we’re we’re pure John what you say on we’re pure we are children of God yeah I don’t know what you’re talking about John yeah which [ __ ] god the god of [ __ ] lust and horny I mean God created sex so that he

Could watch people have sex so I don’t I don’t know where you’re going I don’t know that’s exactly the reason he created no that’s literally the reason I talked to him oh damn that he told me [ __ ] Source I saw it in a dream I saw it in a

Dream you would pick like the hardest [ __ ] wood to find yeah listen okay not everybody is as perfect as you Dy with your architecture you think you’re just so special huh I don’t I want to die in Minecraft no no it’s too soon it’s not soon enough

Damn all right I am lost you’re lost you can hit M you can hit M and then you can see exactly where you’re supposed to go I what I can just give you the coordinates which is a 410 255 yipp it’s honestly easier with the mini map if you just

Hit have we really only been streaming for only two hours yeah wow about two and a half yeah or actually no I think it’s just been two yeah it says on my counter two hours and 3 minutes I’m going to send you a meme and

I can 100% see you okay saying this type of [ __ ] like just mid conversation especially to me I don’t know why would you like me to say to you please don’t why not okay let me can I play this on oh wait it’s a meme I’m going to astrally

Project project my dick into my own ass I would say that yeah I feel like you would say that mhm oh it respawns yeah when I spawned in toy apparently made Dark Matter armor for me oh yeah and I literally responded I was like I I spawned in right and then I

Typed what in the prolapsed ass is This I’ll say literally anything as long as it’s on camera actually that’s a lie are you are you just looking at memes that red at the moment yeah but I’m here you like that oh why’ you say it like that yeah you like that you like that R you like that

All right I got like one two three four I got like seven trees to plant damn must be [ __ ] nice I hate that I can hear myself why there’s a slight Echo I don’t know if that’s you John or someone else it could be me honestly

I think it was I think it’s Bri but I don’t know did you go in uh turn on Echo cancellation in Discord that could be it turn on yeah turn it on yeah yo [ __ ] cronall yo PR how’s it going dude like I haven’t seen that guy in a

Long I don’t know how to block with a sword dude given up on that oh these are the candles you gave me are looking good in white polar bear thank you can you hear the white power nope okay yeah no perfect thank you the needed is

Done do you see how much [ __ ] I put in the [ __ ] thing there red uh a look uh how much of what the eony no not just everything oh yeah no there’s iation journey I don’t you don’t like what the single grass block that’s in there okay

Yeah I did that as a joke but you never responded you know what now that I placed it down that doesn’t look green at all press down wait what wait red wait press down to sleep at night what do you mean press down I don’t know it says press down but I I’m

Pressing down wait you try it red the bed cart I think you would have to be on like a like some rails to do it I am I’m literally using your oh does it look cool yeah I’m on penis Patrol you know what I’m saying red knows what I’m saying what

Are you talking about what are you talking about yeah guy red is on penis Patrol though on patrol for that sweet sweet nectar oh yeah I put a crowbar in there red did you see that I put an implosion 4 on there I I don’t know what that means but me

Neither it’s all for you thanks dude did I accidentally get rid of those golden apples I think I did yeah I did have six golden apples or maybe that was the right amount I don’t [ __ ] know is it the Crusty Crab has green planks of wood on the bottom

Right I I thought that you knew that’s why you were that’s why you were looking for this Heartwood yeah yeah it’s it’s like dark green the zombies L like Gone Gone Gone oh look at the saplings I I put up aren’t they nice all right I don’t it dropped the enchanted

Bow kind of bow did I get power two Unbreaking to damn not bad not bad not bad I want to see what an Ender Arrow does doesn’t it just t teport you wherever you shoot it is that what it does I mean that makes sense but oh oh

I accidentally shot it and the interdiction torch [ __ ] flew me all the way back over here and all I see is just getting attacked hi do you know uh 7554 um I can’t I can I can’t say I do I’m losing so many frames I’ve lost 242,000 frames this whole

Stream big yikes for real s like a shooting game glorious memories revived as a first person shooter video game developed by Vietnamese video game developer emobi games for Windows it was released for Vietnamese markets 2011 game is set in the frano Vietnamese War from 1946 to 1954 interesting

7754 the video game that Sad Man’s talking about oh who planted this Willow over here me very nice very nice very nice look I’m like a Vietnamese Soldier now take that stupid Americans oh wait I should make a gun that’ll be more historically accurate all I can make is a musket though

Need BL you thank you BL you he the big sneeze um boop boop boop I need Flint no ar oh whoa this is a this is like a red red wood this is my new cin this is my new home mhm what the are those planks of wood or is

That these are planks of wood oh okay we were just shifting I swear we were shifting that [ __ ] cocking somewhere huh whoa who it’s really it’s a really beautiful red honestly but if you don’t like it then that’s okay red loves red mm okay now I

Need did I I oh by the way John the down thing for the the bed you know like how there’s um the arrow keys to your right yeah you have to press that down you can only sleep at night okay make sense to me oh my goodness there’s a willow tree

In there’s a willow tree in and what do you mean by that where what do you mean by that in my condenser it’s like half grown in well fully grown did I plant these no I did okay here we go Rari pops no uh oh wow I just realized be like

Wow red red the type of guy to be like wow red the type of guy to be like when when something bad happens to him he’d be like oh fiddle sticks mhm I know you got more Um there I you got more what youj got that do what huh what did you say DJ what what no I don’t I don’t know you know the song that goes wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah with Jason dero Jason dero wiggle yeah but um what does the guy say before

He goes wiggle wiggle that’s what I was trying to say uh wiggle Wile wiggle no no he go he goes like DJ got that I don’t um uh says something right I mean that’s I was trying to say that I don’t know I’m sorry sorry about what my mind isn’t a nigma nigma

Balls Red’s the type of guy to return a donut because it has a hole in it damn facts funny enough though I think my favorite one is um Boston cream oh you like cream pies you like cream pies cream pies I’m not going to deny that same my man hell

Yeah creamy Donuts got I love them mhm yep With me and you’ll See Red’s the type of guy to return a jigsaw puzzle because it comes back or well because it comes in broken pieces ah interesting red lore honestly you guys should like come up with like a bunch of [ __ ] for my lore yeah okay like 30 want

Oh I did you want her SE I would not deny I gave you two you gave me two nuts and I didn’t even she gave you a pair of nuts and you didn’t even acknowledge her you had to acknowledge her nuts you got to take care of her nuts I mean

They’re magnificent nuts dude well did you take care of her nuts do you like the color yeah I mean they’re the perfect color the coloring is great is she got used to Fresh nuts it’s all you’ve ever wanted all I ever needed honestly is Here In Your Arms what

Huh what what the [ __ ] does this grow a Beach Nut what am I supposed to do with this yeah wait I can I can plant this I think I can plant this and then Red’s the kind of person to get pleasure from blowing into an SE uh s n cartridge oh an

SNES I mean if you said Nintendo 64 cartridges that would be more on point red likes blowing he also likes sucking and [ __ ] whoa I approve of this War I approve this war a war oh war war never changes Red’s the guy uh type of guy to

Save up his tickets at the arcade and go I’ll save him for next time how do you think I got that ring light from D Busters practice practice I did actually beat a game that gave 1,000 tickets it was the uh the Kung Fu Panda one do you know that one

Yeah yeah I [ __ ] beat that [ __ ] damn me and ASA went well yeah you already know we went the other day yeah we have um we have 24,000 tickets wow wow that is a lot crazy I don’t even know what the [ __ ] we’re saving up for at this point maybe just the [ __ ]

Um if I remember correctly they still have like those Slushy machines over there I don’t know I’m buffering so bad right now dude it’s my [ __ ] OBS it it literally is saying that I have 4,000 kilobytes when in actuality I’m looking at my thing and I’m definitely

Outputting like way more so I don’t I I don’t get it that’s very annoying to be there yeah like you should see the dropped frames counter is at 270,000 right now and it’s still counting upwards by 30s so no clue I haven’t even been able to work on the Crusty

Cramp cuz you haven’t found the right green wood yeah I mean you found um the other ones the AAA desert wood the aai oh isai yeah yeah yeah yeah mad buffering yeah mad buffer is real it really is at a Vernon buffering I’m reading your messages just end this end the stream

Restart my computer and then start it up again let me see if I can there has to be a way for me to catch up the [ __ ] stream right all right I’m going to end this stream and I’m just going to start a new one I’m going to restart all right okay

Yeah 7544 it is a PC game Vietnam versus France dude [ __ ] the French like they’re just [ __ ] all right so I’m going to end the stream I’ll be back ladies and germs