Avoiding The Puddle – Professional Diablo Player Buys Minecraft Dungeons TWICE and Lives to Talk About It

This is not regular minecraft I don’t think from what I hear regular minecraft is about crafting this is Diablo for kids so regular Diablo it seems a lot like Zelda to me because it has a lot more platforming than Diablo does Diablo doesn’t have platforming this game has

Like jumping at you it seems like Zelda the one that I just played the what’s it called Link to the Past the one on Super Nintendo seems like that it’s like Diablo 3 and Zelda have sex together yeah that’s what I basically just said don’t talk to me again mmm I’m

Playing on the switch I’m you know I’m a fan [ __ ] I want to find games that are good for switch how about this guy is he like a zombie or is he like a Mexican or what’s the deal I don’t know the lore can I pick this guy I’m picking him thank you

This is a one switch by the way the truth is I bought this game to not play for you I wasn’t gonna play it for you I was just gonna play it because I I’ve been trying all these shitty games on switch trying to get a game that I

Really liked for like just chilling and relaxing holy [ __ ] look at this smooth load screen that’s taken all day it’s the switch anyway point is no it’s not exclusive it’s on every console the shit’s on PC it’s on everything Wow alright I like that right into action so

This is not minecraft right that’s not what you do in Minecraft and minecraft it’s first-person yeah it’s like Lego Diablo but again it has vertical like like there’s stuff in it like what’s that [ __ ] called platforming there’s platforming in it so it’s more like Zelda to me from what I’ve seen it’s

Only 20 bucks – I can’t believe that part I’m not familiar with minecraft but considering there are like minecraft toys and minecraft everything I would think they’d be trying to rip you off every chance they get and I could totally see them charging way more than 20

Bucks for this game just on principle because it’s called minecraft it should cost five bucks how much should the regular minecraft cost and how much does it cost it’s free all right well then let’s complain I hope it’s challenging I think you can change the difficulty I saw like people

Like bloodshed we’re playing this you know these are expert players and they’re getting killed so it must be challenging it’s probably just masked as a kids game to get rid of stupid undesirable [ __ ] from my chat room and if it serves that purpose then it’ll be you know and it’s

Fun that’ll be pretty nice multi-pronged effectiveness you didn’t there’s any treasures this is what I’m talking about give me that sweet purple stuff look at me I’m liking what I’m seeing you know I have a history being a fishing champion I just got a fishing pole what the [ __ ] was that

Is that my fishing pole well that’s a fishing pole my god it’s not a fishing pole I mean I guess it is but it’s not what I expect thank you dude this shit’s like yeah it’s just like Zelda I don’t know what is ooh I’ve never played

Minecraft but I doubt this is anything like it at all this just takes place in the Minecraft cinematic universe it’s totally different nothing like it I mean you should be able to see that wow this is Mario Brothers whoo there’s like a to-do list of things that

You can get and look at this whoa difficulty levels Dan torment 13 okay this is default so this is a kids game I I say we could go up to default part two what do you think default part three all right I’ll do it but only because you guys are [ __ ] is

That a Rebel Alliance logo picked it okay it’s loading I’m gonna get owned hard come on man as a kids game I’d be Donkey Kong this is hard you call this hard come on man I’m a pro gamer it’s probably gonna get real hard I doubt it

What is this pork Marty and look Apple judge this game is made for me well maybe I should use my fishing rod whoa dude are you kidding that’s tight and they’re dizzy that’s [ __ ] tight but it has a cool-down if it works that’s pretty cool oh damn I got [ __ ] on can

You how do you escape the jizz [ __ ] up you get routed it doesn’t just slow you like in other games that’s [ __ ] up these guys shoot globs of jizz this is the hardest difficulty though I figured it’d be a little harder maybe it is a

Kids game after all but I know I watched people play and they were dying and getting pissed why would you die and get pissed if you you know if it’s a kids game you know like Donkey Kong I’d say that without playing the PC version I’d say that the framerate is moderately shitty

On the switch it’s not as smooth as Diablo 3 PC is very smooth yeah I would have I would imagine it it better be but you know that’s the question is were they able to port it well and I mean it’s definitely fun and I’m still enjoying it but if the framerate dip

That’s my only complaint so far outside of that it’s pretty cool I wonder how it runs on a Playstation I’m sure it’s great on PC but hey those of you who play this on PC or have our own it I couldn’t figure out how to make pad

Support work on PC I think you need to use an xbox pad because I think this is like a Microsoft Studios game and their biggest did you try running it through Steam you can do that maybe I should try that now you want to try that now with

Me it won’t work like that I think maybe you’re wrong I think it will work like that you just got to have a not so shitty attitude so I got steam over here maybe I’ll meet this music it’s nice music maybe I’ll leave it um add a game

Right so you got a click add a game on the bottom left of steam and then add a non-steam game right okay so I did that now it brings up all these things so I gotta find minecraft in here there it is easy to do Mike oh wait a minute the

Launcher do I want to find the launcher yeah right in this next screen do I want to find the minecraft dungeons launcher launcher is fine okay thanks add selected programs okay so now here’s what I’m gonna do I’m just remove this remove this okay and I’m gonna play you can’t add Windows 10

Games castee make controllers work he’s an idiot eros is using his mom’s computer yeah it just installed dark forces and full throttle it started the launcher started now let me see if pad is gonna work just by plugging it in probably not it didn’t before but that’s

Because it’s a playstation pad and these guys are [ __ ] click this whoa it worked it worked it couldn’t do this before wait a minute which game is this is this this I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna turn off my switch I turned off my switch this is the PC version you guys are

Geniuses and those of you who said that you can’t do it I hope you know what you are let me tell you it’s not it’s not a kind adjective a is X I think it worked dude that’s [ __ ] tight that’s tight you guys did it easily man all you did

We’ll just tell me no doubt this is the work well this is so much better minions holy s–t you could already see you if anyone’s eyes could see how much better this is mmm this is so much better oh it’s still not [ __ ] smooth what’s this stutter every is this

Because it’s fake pad support what is this stutter it’s turning into keyboard and mouse every second why is it doing that leasing are you kidding me yeah you don’t have to copy paste when your advice is [ __ ] shitty I’m not gonna unplug my mouse and keyboard that’s not the solution you’re

An idiot if you think that’s the solution anyway it’s no problem I don’t think you think that because you’re not an idiot oh yeah try launching the game through a big picture mode that’s a good idea yeah I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t think the game was fun I want to

Play it I just don’t want to have that shitty framerate that I paid 20 bucks for on a switch okay Steam’s loading now it’s regular picture mode so I’m gonna go to big picture mode it’s big ok I’m launching it okay I have pad support that’s good maybe we should go

Not to controller but key bindings or I don’t know maybe you haven’t intend those switches [ __ ] me up I pushed our game damn well we got to do that anyway look the button is our switch yeah yeah we know all about that [ __ ] [ __ ] okay so big picture it’s a known

Issue you gotta run unplug your controller you gotta plug in your [ __ ] keyboard you gotta unplug your vornado it’s a known issue everyone knows about it in the entire Minecraft community it’s known all right it’s a known issue it looks so much better on PC it’s incredible it’s insane

Okay it started doing that thing again someone ban that guy it started doing the thing again man you guys are wack you know that why is my controller just firing off now hey maybe I could try it with the the Nintendo switch pro controller you think that might work

Does that have just plug and play with big picture let’s try that it’s an idea I don’t see you guys coming up with too many ideas using intend abutting layout fine so now I gotta go to the game settings I know what I’m doing I’m a pro

Gamer maybe it works just like that maybe I don’t even have to do anything else go back the game and see oh damn it still does the thing try full screen and not windowed I guess alright apply that [ __ ] yes that [ __ ] don’t celebrate just yet remember last time

When we were shooting our guns in the air and then all of a sudden that started doing it again that’s not celebrated just yet okay yeah I’m excited too but fool me once you ain’t gonna fool me again I knew it I knew it I was the only one in here that

Didn’t [ __ ] believe that that [ __ ] really work you ain’t gonna fool me again alright alright it works what it works until you move the mouse well okay but well that doesn’t [ __ ] solve anything how could you not touch your mouse I have to click the game to [ __ ] play it you mean

Don’t okay so you’re saying it’s gonna keep working right now until I touch the mouse that’s what you’re saying the moment I touch the mouse alright alright at least at least we got to the bottom of that turn your mouse upside down but what about like isn’t it gonna detect

[ __ ] isn’t this like a camera well look at least we’re getting warmer uh we’re not that warm but you’re right if I don’t touch the mouse and if I don’t think any one it works it works with ds4 windows just turn your mouse upside down [ __ ]

Oh here telling me I got to click the game and then don’t touch the mouse and it will work because I have to click the game and then touch the mouse all tab into the game well when I do that [ __ ] other stuff up but maybe I know how to

Fix it with my motherly in – [ __ ] it doesn’t work look at the size of the screen the screen size is all jerked off playing on a gameboy screen but at least it works damn how can I fix this maybe I could go in game now go to settings display and go

To this yes just don’t touch the mouse yeah thanks chat this looks so much better on PC for me diablo doesn’t look good enough enough on pc i think that the switch version of Diablo is good enough by far like the best port of a game like this that i have ever played

Easy it’s got really good performance and really good pad support the habló is about 50 years old yeah but dude this game might as well be 50 years old I mean [ __ ] look at it man are you kidding me you really is that really what you’re gonna say when we’re talking

About [ __ ] minecraft dude is that what we’re what we’re resorting to think about what you’re saying man I’m not gonna be one of those guys who’s nice to you if you sound like a idiot I’m just saying that ain’t me that’s not a good excuse the game should run better

I mean I don’t know in my eyes maybe you’re that type of consumer who likes to make excuses for [ __ ] multi-billion dollar companies but hey you know to each their own